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ruburdingus

LeSkrrrrt


sleepy416

Scooter Bron


Rawrsomesausage

Sct Brn


sleepy416

Oh shit


[deleted]

Scoot HIMderson


DefinitelyMoreThan3

LeThicc


Pawlay

LeDoublecheekedup


laggia

hm?


[deleted]

LeHereIcum


DaalCheene

Lol i knew the top comment would be a Le- comment


[deleted]

LePredictable


EruOreki

LeXpected


white__cyclosa

LeBeepBeep


IcedKofe

LeBeepBeep


anonMLMhater

LeMigo


KennyDoge0114

“NBA player x” on his way to the free throw line after being lightly grazed


big1dinero

lmao


Gristle__McThornbody

It's not electric? Lol what a bum.


mrgabman

Man doesn’t pay for his own Spotify smh what a bum


The_Assassin_Gower

My account bugged out after getting a free trial. I haven't paid for premium spotify for 6 years


WolfGangDuck

Police! Right here!!!!!!


The_Assassin_Gower

Nobody tell them


44snake

Chris Paul’s tryna beat me up


PaperMoon-

Po Lees presence


Celtic_Legend

Same except 1 year.


The_Assassin_Gower

We have been chosen by the music gods. Enjoy it king


BeamStop23

Anyone on Android can get Spotify for free, I've never heard a single ad.


tripleyothreat

that was actually kinda lame to hear, like billionaires hoarding is a serious problem. the top 1% has 40-50% of the WORLD'S wealth. imagine that. they need to dilute it at some point or we will continue to have serious problems


hydrators

If he pays for Spotify, where do you think that money goes?


tripleyothreat

To the artists he listens to my g... And some to Spotify, which pays their network of workers and also yes, their billionaire owners


hydrators

Oh brother lol, please look up how much money artists get from Spotify streams 🤣


tripleyothreat

Yeah I wrote it above it's pretty dogshit, 3k per 1 million streams It's still better than nothing But moreso, isn't he bothered by the advertising? Gah damn It's 10 a month and he's a billionaire...


[deleted]

> To Spotify... And a teeny tiny bit to the artists he listens to my g... FTFY


AyyYoo54

you’re not being serious right? it’s lame he doesn’t pay for spotify?


[deleted]

Also like that Spotify money ever gonna come to him


AyyYoo54

i just can’t believe the billionaire isn’t paying for the multibillion dollar corporation to have the ability of unlimited skips :(


tripleyothreat

why does it need to come back. this hoarding mentality will break the fabric of money as we know it. if things continue down this line, i mean, you can see it already. some people have over 20 billion to their name, some are broke as shit. thats not how it should be the future of society will probably be a UBI, universal basic income, where everyone below x wages gets a certain amount of money to live. cause AI is gonna put even more money in those top 1%'s pockets


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tripleyothreat

For them it looks pretty chill. That's why I'll be one. But I'll never forget my roots and the level of inequality


tripleyothreat

i dont care about 'spotify' in particular as much as the wealth inequality as a whole, and thats a symptom of that. and ive been in the music world a bit before so dont mind me on it. but yea its like dude pay the musicians, spotify streams pay ass anyway, $3k for 1M views. even youtube pays closer to 4-5k for 1M views


PickFit

Ya when's he gonna do something good like build a school. Dipshit


ithinkspammingiscool

You are very stupid


tripleyothreat

Please expand, because no one understands the direness of the situation and they find it funny Unfortunately, you don't have eloquent words to say beyond a pointless attempted insult


ithinkspammingiscool

u bum


maethlin

I busted my ankle a few years back and honestly those knee scooter things were the best thing ever. I tried crutches for a while and almost fell and broke my shit again a couple times before I realized they were fucking awful. Knee scooters ftw. So much more stable/agile and all around useful.


jacko1998

Did you have classic, under your armpit crutches or the more modern forearm-wrapped ones? Just curious


maethlin

Armpit crutches. Never tried forearm ones.


jacko1998

How interesting! In New Zealand where in from, these are the most common crutch given to patients that need them. A lot less unwieldy and practical even if the hand fatigue might be worse. Almost never see full armpit ones! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjtjnjIrKffG0IgIFxi7WlL9JRNmIaZkWXoQ&usqp=CAU


SadBoy02

U bum


Digital_Individual

He needs to get one of those electric shopping carts that way his teammates can take practice shots while he drives by


PnG_e

LeRight-of-way


ThisIsMyFifthAccount

LeBeep Beep


abzftw

Lmao


braizhe

LeLmao


FLIRTY_SAUSAGE

He zoomin dude


Lazarus_15

LeZoomin


SexyTimeDoe

Lebron is the funniest person alive and for the life of me I don't know if he's trying


ThinkThankThonk

Dad joke energy after being given wacky medical devices is about as potent as it gets.


SexyTimeDoe

I just imagine him scooting into Draymond and Curry in the halls after the game going "beep beep". Maybe he pretends the scooter broke down in front of them so they can't move past him and he pulls out a AAA card


el_pinata

Just runs over Draymond's toe. "I said beep beep."


IAMTHATGUY03

“Call a tow truck, but not for me!” Stomps on curry’s ankle and takes off scooting


eShades

Toe truck, for Curry's toes.


Jtryan1303

I'll never get over that shit from last year the the ball nails a player in the face and breaks his goggles and INSTANTLY Lebron just goes and grabs it and puts it on his face


jedi_mind_tr1cks

[what the heck is wrong with me!?!?!?!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/rfuzwo/lebron_reacts_to_the_video_of_him_picking_up_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SexyTimeDoe

He's such a weirdo and I love him for it


Throwawayidiot1210

He’s like a wholesome wine mom that just happens to be the goat basketball player


[deleted]

I've never seen that before, that's hilarious. I love how LeBron switched back and forth between passive aggressive messages leaked intentionally to stuff like this that seems like a genuine corny dude.


welmoe

https://streamable.com/dtnw88 https://imgur.com/NHA1X0c https://imgur.com/Iq7vcII


j_cruise

I fucking forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me, needed the laugh lmao. He didn't even hesitate or think about it. It was like a kid eating a piece of candy off the floor


iuytrefdgh436yujhe2

and then gives everyone a look as if to say "what? is there something wrong?"


j_cruise

To me it's a look like "this was worth it"


natedawg247

Ty for the reminder. Chuckling my ass off


spraypaint2311

He honestly looks like he’s a 7 year old having the time of his life on his first bicycle 🚴


SexyTimeDoe

Only 1 emoji? Gotta get those numbers up


ss5234

Also funny considering he’s probably the best human physical specimen of all time


afro_aficionado

Never thought I’d hear Bron shouting “corner” like a waiter in a busy kitchen haha


ballgazer3

He's been very brand/image focused for a while now


makeshift11

Man's was carrying a PS2 setup on flights his rookie season he's been this guy lmao


SexyTimeDoe

The flip phone camera at the WWE event too


GalantisX

He was setting himself up for brand sponsorships from his rookie season!


Rawrsomesausage

Since high school. He cashed in that Hummer sponsorship a couple years ago.


eddiemunster_9

I just had foot surgery Thursday so this makes me feel better about the scooter lol


bubuzayzee

scooter gang


Forke

The adventures of LeScooter continue


djkhan23

Fucking most legendary thing Lebron has ever accomplished He made the scooter cool again!


qqd12345

LeScooting


SiakamClears

LeScooter


razortsz

Came into this thread knowing someone was going to say this


Michikid

wow that "corner" ... it's obvious bron's been practicing for a career in the service industry after the NBA the man just never stops working on his craft...


bubuzayzee

gave me flashbacks to working in kitchens - CORNER HOT


inertiatic_espn

Heard!


Michikid

BEHIND... BEHIND!!!! HOT HOT BOWL


KnickedUp

Add 1 new skill each year. Mans been in the lab (kitchen)


[deleted]

Can someone better at the internet than me edit in “ridin dirty” by chamillionaire to this clip and respond with it to me? Pls


capnsouth

[LeDirty](https://vimeo.com/804961042)


lilzoe5

Lmao


yuhanz

Awesome to slow the vid a bit


capnsouth

You noticed 🤩


[deleted]

Legend


Patzercake

You da real mvp


nocturnalis

Thank you for requesting it. I was wanting it this edit when I saw the video.


Saxman96

Do it yourself. Then respond with it to me pls


its_still_good

LeBeep Beep


Icy-End8895

This is the remix to ignition


_PercCobain_

LeScoot


Khione_Asteri

god I love lebron


nagollogan13

LeHandicap


PapayaOtherwise3346

LeHandicapable


diz445

LeVroomVroom


masterl00ter

He's doing like 20 on that thing.


ChattTNRealtor

Lebron heading out to the retirement home


therealnit

I'm picturing him coming out like Willy Wonka and just somersaulting onto the court


BigFatModeraterFupa

LeScooter Goes On Another Adventure


DankBank419

Lucille Bluth gonna run him over in the middle of the night


Larry-fine-wine

LeGway


Volgyi2000

Does he have a training wheel on that thing?


SportsStooge22

Yup and it’s on the wrong side. Supposed be opposite the side you’re pushing from.


KnickedUp

You should call the Lakers


siva115

Scoot Henderson


JohnnyWinss

He has a fucking scooter?! I love this


[deleted]

Straight from the dance from


Classic_Chocolate38

LeBeepBeep


GhostInthePhantom

LeBootScoot’n


ejabno

This is way funnier than it had any right to be


Bahamut727

Le Sc Br


ballgazer3

LeHabilitating


whateverqcvgtxbny

LeObjectInMotion


lizardsonmytoast

Damn he gonna fuck up that other foot


Patzercake

That just means more scooters.


tripleyothreat

why the fuck he do this and then stand up and help curry up and dap every player on the floor lol wtf


Irrichc

Cause the hallway is long asf. His foot ain’t broken.


tripleyothreat

Reasonable


KnickedUp

You want to limit walking around too much on it. But standing occassionally is…well….life


astronomy_31415

no rules saying scooters are forbidden on the court


ketzal7

LeBron in his Live Laugh Love era


General_Dentist_4306

should arrive at the next game in a mobility scooter


joshuamillertime

Bros about to take a job at Pixar


Icy-End8895

He’s taking everything scoot worked for


ziki6154

Bron on his Boyle arc


newsoftheworldisok

LeMobile


Successful-End7689

Lebron lookin like Stevie wonder


[deleted]

He should’ve came out in an electric wheelchair. What a missed opportunity.


akironman

LeCute


boomgarden26

What do we think is in his cute lil basket?


donke

LeTrainingWheel. Also the basket in the front just seals it.


kamekaze1024

u/savevideobot


Equalizer101

LeGet-Out-Of-The-Way.


awhiteasscrack

Look at that KANG ass


iuytrefdgh436yujhe2

He's living his best life


capitalistsanta

He's gonna try to patent the word scooter this summer I bet. Or Nike starts selling one


Amasero

Corner!


PleasantSpeech4206

LeBum Ankle


s_s

Lol, it has one training wheel.


MakesYourMise

LePrepcook


thenoob118

LeDisabled


cjeremy

damn. that ankle does not look good


ghostfacedrillah22

Scooter Braon


it_aint_that_simple

Not sure what’s funny about it , but I just bursted laughing looking at this clip.


Successful_Cup_1882

Needs to get on that LeSegway


oldskoolchevy

Leschwiggity schwoody


karate-dad

I heard he’s being casted for the next ‘saw’ movie


unamity1

did lebron get surgery?


[deleted]

Scooter Bron, get it 🤣🤣🤣


afterworld2772

Hopefully Lebron has better control of that thing than [Humza Yousaf did](https://youtu.be/eVsD7mKHlDM)


DMking

I really shouldn't find LeBron as funny as i do but mans is hilarious


KnickedUp

Gronk just got another idea on how to get a USAA card. Smh


ApoliticalAth3ist

Why isn’t it electric?


Quirky-Bag-4158

LeBobby Hill.


PaperMoon-

LeSeemerollin


PaperMoon-

LeBron is not cool but that's makes me like him more


Aangslefthandarrow

LeScoot Henderson