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that was actually kinda lame to hear, like billionaires hoarding is a serious problem. the top 1% has 40-50% of the WORLD'S wealth. imagine that. they need to dilute it at some point or we will continue to have serious problems
Yeah I wrote it above it's pretty dogshit, 3k per 1 million streams
It's still better than nothing
But moreso, isn't he bothered by the advertising? Gah damn
It's 10 a month and he's a billionaire...
why does it need to come back. this hoarding mentality will break the fabric of money as we know it. if things continue down this line, i mean, you can see it already. some people have over 20 billion to their name, some are broke as shit. thats not how it should be
the future of society will probably be a UBI, universal basic income, where everyone below x wages gets a certain amount of money to live. cause AI is gonna put even more money in those top 1%'s pockets
i dont care about 'spotify' in particular as much as the wealth inequality as a whole, and thats a symptom of that. and ive been in the music world a bit before so dont mind me on it. but yea its like dude pay the musicians, spotify streams pay ass anyway, $3k for 1M views. even youtube pays closer to 4-5k for 1M views
Please expand, because no one understands the direness of the situation and they find it funny
Unfortunately, you don't have eloquent words to say beyond a pointless attempted insult
I busted my ankle a few years back and honestly those knee scooter things were the best thing ever. I tried crutches for a while and almost fell and broke my shit again a couple times before I realized they were fucking awful. Knee scooters ftw. So much more stable/agile and all around useful.
How interesting!
In New Zealand where in from, these are the most common crutch given to patients that need them. A lot less unwieldy and practical even if the hand fatigue might be worse. Almost never see full armpit ones!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjtjnjIrKffG0IgIFxi7WlL9JRNmIaZkWXoQ&usqp=CAU
I just imagine him scooting into Draymond and Curry in the halls after the game going "beep beep".
Maybe he pretends the scooter broke down in front of them so they can't move past him and he pulls out a AAA card
I'll never get over that shit from last year the the ball nails a player in the face and breaks his goggles and INSTANTLY Lebron just goes and grabs it and puts it on his face
[what the heck is wrong with me!?!?!?!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/rfuzwo/lebron_reacts_to_the_video_of_him_picking_up_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I've never seen that before, that's hilarious.
I love how LeBron switched back and forth between passive aggressive messages leaked intentionally to stuff like this that seems like a genuine corny dude.
I fucking forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me, needed the laugh lmao. He didn't even hesitate or think about it. It was like a kid eating a piece of candy off the floor
wow that "corner" ... it's obvious bron's been practicing for a career in the service industry after the NBA the man just never stops working on his craft...
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LeSkrrrrt
Scooter Bron
Sct Brn
Oh shit
Scoot HIMderson
LeThicc
LeDoublecheekedup
hm?
LeHereIcum
Lol i knew the top comment would be a Le- comment
LePredictable
LeXpected
LeBeepBeep
LeBeepBeep
LeMigo
“NBA player x” on his way to the free throw line after being lightly grazed
lmao
It's not electric? Lol what a bum.
Man doesn’t pay for his own Spotify smh what a bum
My account bugged out after getting a free trial. I haven't paid for premium spotify for 6 years
Police! Right here!!!!!!
Nobody tell them
Chris Paul’s tryna beat me up
Po Lees presence
Same except 1 year.
We have been chosen by the music gods. Enjoy it king
Anyone on Android can get Spotify for free, I've never heard a single ad.
that was actually kinda lame to hear, like billionaires hoarding is a serious problem. the top 1% has 40-50% of the WORLD'S wealth. imagine that. they need to dilute it at some point or we will continue to have serious problems
If he pays for Spotify, where do you think that money goes?
To the artists he listens to my g... And some to Spotify, which pays their network of workers and also yes, their billionaire owners
Oh brother lol, please look up how much money artists get from Spotify streams 🤣
Yeah I wrote it above it's pretty dogshit, 3k per 1 million streams It's still better than nothing But moreso, isn't he bothered by the advertising? Gah damn It's 10 a month and he's a billionaire...
> To Spotify... And a teeny tiny bit to the artists he listens to my g... FTFY
you’re not being serious right? it’s lame he doesn’t pay for spotify?
Also like that Spotify money ever gonna come to him
i just can’t believe the billionaire isn’t paying for the multibillion dollar corporation to have the ability of unlimited skips :(
why does it need to come back. this hoarding mentality will break the fabric of money as we know it. if things continue down this line, i mean, you can see it already. some people have over 20 billion to their name, some are broke as shit. thats not how it should be the future of society will probably be a UBI, universal basic income, where everyone below x wages gets a certain amount of money to live. cause AI is gonna put even more money in those top 1%'s pockets
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For them it looks pretty chill. That's why I'll be one. But I'll never forget my roots and the level of inequality
i dont care about 'spotify' in particular as much as the wealth inequality as a whole, and thats a symptom of that. and ive been in the music world a bit before so dont mind me on it. but yea its like dude pay the musicians, spotify streams pay ass anyway, $3k for 1M views. even youtube pays closer to 4-5k for 1M views
Ya when's he gonna do something good like build a school. Dipshit
You are very stupid
Please expand, because no one understands the direness of the situation and they find it funny Unfortunately, you don't have eloquent words to say beyond a pointless attempted insult
u bum
I busted my ankle a few years back and honestly those knee scooter things were the best thing ever. I tried crutches for a while and almost fell and broke my shit again a couple times before I realized they were fucking awful. Knee scooters ftw. So much more stable/agile and all around useful.
Did you have classic, under your armpit crutches or the more modern forearm-wrapped ones? Just curious
Armpit crutches. Never tried forearm ones.
How interesting! In New Zealand where in from, these are the most common crutch given to patients that need them. A lot less unwieldy and practical even if the hand fatigue might be worse. Almost never see full armpit ones! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjtjnjIrKffG0IgIFxi7WlL9JRNmIaZkWXoQ&usqp=CAU
U bum
He needs to get one of those electric shopping carts that way his teammates can take practice shots while he drives by
LeRight-of-way
LeBeep Beep
Lmao
LeLmao
He zoomin dude
LeZoomin
Lebron is the funniest person alive and for the life of me I don't know if he's trying
Dad joke energy after being given wacky medical devices is about as potent as it gets.
I just imagine him scooting into Draymond and Curry in the halls after the game going "beep beep". Maybe he pretends the scooter broke down in front of them so they can't move past him and he pulls out a AAA card
Just runs over Draymond's toe. "I said beep beep."
“Call a tow truck, but not for me!” Stomps on curry’s ankle and takes off scooting
Toe truck, for Curry's toes.
I'll never get over that shit from last year the the ball nails a player in the face and breaks his goggles and INSTANTLY Lebron just goes and grabs it and puts it on his face
[what the heck is wrong with me!?!?!?!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/rfuzwo/lebron_reacts_to_the_video_of_him_picking_up_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
He's such a weirdo and I love him for it
He’s like a wholesome wine mom that just happens to be the goat basketball player
I've never seen that before, that's hilarious. I love how LeBron switched back and forth between passive aggressive messages leaked intentionally to stuff like this that seems like a genuine corny dude.
https://streamable.com/dtnw88 https://imgur.com/NHA1X0c https://imgur.com/Iq7vcII
I fucking forgot about this. Thanks for reminding me, needed the laugh lmao. He didn't even hesitate or think about it. It was like a kid eating a piece of candy off the floor
and then gives everyone a look as if to say "what? is there something wrong?"
To me it's a look like "this was worth it"
Ty for the reminder. Chuckling my ass off
He honestly looks like he’s a 7 year old having the time of his life on his first bicycle 🚴
Only 1 emoji? Gotta get those numbers up
Also funny considering he’s probably the best human physical specimen of all time
Never thought I’d hear Bron shouting “corner” like a waiter in a busy kitchen haha
He's been very brand/image focused for a while now
Man's was carrying a PS2 setup on flights his rookie season he's been this guy lmao
The flip phone camera at the WWE event too
He was setting himself up for brand sponsorships from his rookie season!
Since high school. He cashed in that Hummer sponsorship a couple years ago.
I just had foot surgery Thursday so this makes me feel better about the scooter lol
scooter gang
The adventures of LeScooter continue
Fucking most legendary thing Lebron has ever accomplished He made the scooter cool again!
LeScooting
LeScooter
Came into this thread knowing someone was going to say this
wow that "corner" ... it's obvious bron's been practicing for a career in the service industry after the NBA the man just never stops working on his craft...
gave me flashbacks to working in kitchens - CORNER HOT
Heard!
BEHIND... BEHIND!!!! HOT HOT BOWL
Add 1 new skill each year. Mans been in the lab (kitchen)
Can someone better at the internet than me edit in “ridin dirty” by chamillionaire to this clip and respond with it to me? Pls
[LeDirty](https://vimeo.com/804961042)
Lmao
Awesome to slow the vid a bit
You noticed 🤩
Legend
You da real mvp
Thank you for requesting it. I was wanting it this edit when I saw the video.
Do it yourself. Then respond with it to me pls
LeBeep Beep
This is the remix to ignition
LeScoot
god I love lebron
LeHandicap
LeHandicapable
LeVroomVroom
He's doing like 20 on that thing.
Lebron heading out to the retirement home
I'm picturing him coming out like Willy Wonka and just somersaulting onto the court
LeScooter Goes On Another Adventure
Lucille Bluth gonna run him over in the middle of the night
LeGway
Does he have a training wheel on that thing?
Yup and it’s on the wrong side. Supposed be opposite the side you’re pushing from.
You should call the Lakers
Scoot Henderson
He has a fucking scooter?! I love this
Straight from the dance from
LeBeepBeep
LeBootScoot’n
This is way funnier than it had any right to be
Le Sc Br
LeHabilitating
LeObjectInMotion
Damn he gonna fuck up that other foot
That just means more scooters.
why the fuck he do this and then stand up and help curry up and dap every player on the floor lol wtf
Cause the hallway is long asf. His foot ain’t broken.
Reasonable
You want to limit walking around too much on it. But standing occassionally is…well….life
no rules saying scooters are forbidden on the court
LeBron in his Live Laugh Love era
should arrive at the next game in a mobility scooter
Bros about to take a job at Pixar
He’s taking everything scoot worked for
Bron on his Boyle arc
LeMobile
Lebron lookin like Stevie wonder
He should’ve came out in an electric wheelchair. What a missed opportunity.
LeCute
What do we think is in his cute lil basket?
LeTrainingWheel. Also the basket in the front just seals it.
u/savevideobot
LeGet-Out-Of-The-Way.
Look at that KANG ass
He's living his best life
He's gonna try to patent the word scooter this summer I bet. Or Nike starts selling one
Corner!
LeBum Ankle
Lol, it has one training wheel.
LePrepcook
LeDisabled
damn. that ankle does not look good
Scooter Braon
Not sure what’s funny about it , but I just bursted laughing looking at this clip.
Needs to get on that LeSegway
Leschwiggity schwoody
I heard he’s being casted for the next ‘saw’ movie
did lebron get surgery?
Scooter Bron, get it 🤣🤣🤣
Hopefully Lebron has better control of that thing than [Humza Yousaf did](https://youtu.be/eVsD7mKHlDM)
I really shouldn't find LeBron as funny as i do but mans is hilarious
Gronk just got another idea on how to get a USAA card. Smh
Why isn’t it electric?
LeBobby Hill.
LeSeemerollin
LeBron is not cool but that's makes me like him more
LeScoot Henderson