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WoodenRace365

Nuggets winning the NBA Finals while /r/nba is down and Jokic being drafted during a Taco Bell commercial are just variations upon a theme


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Foreshadowing.


simpleslingblade13

It’s like poetry; it rhymes.


derwizo

reddit still is a bubble. My friends who are not on reddit haven't noted anything. Reddit is not THAT important, I can live without it tbh.


Carnage721

No shit lmao


LarkCJ3a

Finally I know who won!


flame838

Just got out of jail in Somalia, how come everyone is wearing Heat 2023 champs shirts here?


n_jacat

Just saw a Heat fan fall to his knees in a jail in Somalia


FatMittens

Rachel Nichols in shambles rn


JPhrog

All this time and I just realized it's like an alternate timeline. I am moving to Somalia where Marshawn Lynch actually ran the ball and my Seahawks won back to back Superb Owls!


mosshead123

In Somolia they lost to the broncos


ThatInception

In all seriousness, it really was a shame we missed out on all the great/shitpost content immediately after you guys won


PattyIceNY

The Jimmy Butler phantom 3 point foul thread alone would have been a solid half hour of entertainment


Jesus_was_a_Panda

That foul kicked me right in the nuts. If we went on to lose that game because of those 3 free throws, I was going to go apeshit, with nowhere but /r/denvernuggets to throw my keyboard warrior skills at.


TheSloppyJanitor

I am still genuinely upset about missing out on that one.


Everything-Is-Purple

Absolutely Jimbo was doing fucking ballet out there


mbdtf95

Cannot believe that Nuggets and Heat did not boycott NBA finals because of Reddit API changes. Where do these guys live?


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The blackout was never going to work. Reddit told most of the large subreddit mod teams to reopen or admin will replace you.


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LegacyLemur

No, in fact this should have an asterisk next to it. Basically the 1919 World Series


junkit33

Replaces bubble title as biggest asterisk in NBA history. Sorry Nuggets.


Jason3671

reddit api ring frauds


SobigX

Bro thank God for this sub to keep us updated!


Nouveau_Richie

we are so back


Dantheman12310

Really weird that the Nuggets threw a parade before this post


BiggieSmallz12345

Let me guess? Jokic also won Finals MVP


Bootybandiit

Good guess but it was actually Ish Smith


Intelligent_Flan7745

Well deserved. Can’t really argue with it


Ok-Essay458

Deandre Jordan locker room vet presence erasure


LilFingies45

Whoa. The Wizards finally won a championship?!


Based_and_JPooled

Congrats to the 2021 Nets big 3 Always knew Bruce Brown, Jeff Green, & DeAndre Jordan had it in them


HighlyBaked0

Jeff Green finally getting a ring after the road hes been on in his career was a massive W


TenaciousDeer

The Jeff Green - Andrew Wiggins rivalry is heating up


lVlulcan

Not to mention getting good minutes in the finals and all the way up until then. Dude played great defense can’t ask for much more happy he was a part of the journey after seeing him on the cavs


kshep9

You joke but Bruce Brown has that dawg in him


Deep-Pen-6937

Jeff Green got a lot of hate too but I’m glad Malone stuck with the 16 year vet over the up and down youngsters of Nnaji or Cancar. Sometimes you just need experience in high pressure situations.


OberynRedViper8

I sincerely hope that was the last we see of Unc. The amount of times he just stood around watching rebounds and giving up wide open shots... maddening.


Deep-Pen-6937

Oh make no mistake, dude should not be a rotation piece on a championship team anymore. But he made some plays and overall didn’t look lost out there like the alternative youngsters would have. Also can’t discount his locker room presence just like DJ.


JasperLamarCrabbb

Insert human torso x ray with hot dogs in it


shibbyflash

He’s gonna get a well deserved bag for sure


JenNettles

He always has. Brooklyn had him running as a screen setter/roller for a while and he was killing it, all heart.


treetyoselfcarol

Celtics legend Jeff Green


boozinf

Cavs legend Jeff Green


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HardenMuhPants

Rockets legend Uncle Jeff


ConstantineMonroe

He’s one of 2 guys left it he NBA who can call themselves: Seattle SuperSonics Legend


WalksWithKemba

I know Durant is the other but Westbrook and Ibaka were both drafted in 2008 as Supersonics and signed their first contracts as Sonics, just never played for them


NikolaiBullcry

Ok now do Ish Smith


Right-Paramedic-5324

Seattle SuperSonics Legend, Jeff Green.


Premaximum

I'm really glad Bruce Brown got to show out. It hurt when we gave him up.


bojackwhoreman

Nash giving Bruce DNP-CDs used to make me so angry.


MostlyLostTraveler

We did it!


MrDabollBlueSteppers

Were you sitting on this joke for days?


dragindas

He was cookin while the sub was down


medievalmachine

Pouring over recipe books, alphabetizing copy pasta, whipping up test batches on Twitter.


DrunkRoach

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1484uyq/post_game_thread_the_denver_nuggets_win_their/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Don’t worry guys, the mods had their own thread when the sub was private. Edit: Mods deleted the comments! They got embarrassed that they were exposed!


PandasOnGiraffes

This is hilarious and sad at the same time. The virtue signalling with an indefinite blackout along with zero updates on conversations during it and then this? Wow.


sunnychiba

Fuck the mods


LurkingFrient

Fuck the mods


bss4life20

How fucking stupid are they? Just set up a discord group to talk about the finals. Literally can’t stop using Reddit


not_totally

R/nba mods such fucking losers


rnbamodsarelosers

Changed my name for the occasion


KingAndQueenClinton

Every mod is a fucking loser lol. They work for free for a multi-billion dollar business.


Smorvana

And don't have it in them to quit


Murphy_York

Holy shit that’s awful fuck the mods


The_Irish_Hello

Rules for thee and not for me. Pound sand


EasyRevolution5415

They also just took down the thread about the blackout and hid it once everyone realized they were lying about not getting an ultimatum since other subs publicly shared the message that went out lmao ​ Mods on this sub are actually the worst


1deadeye1

All the collaborative competence of middle management but with none of the salary


IAmHotStickySweet

What in the actual fuck.


federico_84

Didn't know Boris Johnson was a mod here!


cheezeflavoreddick

[and here they are dickriding the lakers and celtics 🥴](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1480svj/game_thread_miami_heat_13_denver_nuggets_31_june/jnyer3u/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Oblivionguard19

I saw people on the circlejerk sub saying that the mods wouldn’t participate if it was Lakers V Celtics. They’re probably right.


HORSE_PASTE

But the mods really showed big bad reddit by closing the sub right before the last game of the fucking finals when the Nuggets would win their first championship. Robbed Nuggets fans of celebrating, gloating, and posting receipts.


bearcatjoe

Looks like they deleted everything after you called them out. Spineless.


BlackRoseDB

u/notrightmeow anything to say my dude?


ChipDipNipSlip

Of course not. They decided to impose the blackout and didn't have the balls to commit to their own decision. When called out for it, the mods just nuked the thread, removed every comment, and banned anyone from posting polls. These are kids who decided to force a blackout on everyone else while opening up a private thread just for themselves. (Which is hilarious btw because they never would've had to resort to that if they had friends in real life to watch the games with.) They're not going to respond, they're just going to remove comments and ban people.


Halo2Campaign

This needs more attention Can't wait for it to be deleted soon though


Billis-

Ya I'm out.


RagerTheSailor

What a bunch of fucking cry babies holy shit 😂😂😂


dameplsrunfromgrind

That just doesn’t hit the same now lol


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Not illegitimate, just with an asterisk


Legendver2

Blackout ring


hhhhhhhsppppppp

Hey, that asterisk is reserved for the Lakers. Can’t be handing it out to everyone now.


Slattsquatch

Nuggets fans got screwed so hard having the biggest day in literally their entire franchise's history happen during the blackout, the shitposting would've been legendary.


thisguy012

Shitpostng? The shit posting did not stop for one bit over in /r/nbacirclejerk


McRibsAndCoke

Wtf are we actually doing here, this happened almost a week ago, and dorks wanna act like this is perfectly fine lmaooo


thecheapseatz

What's the bet if the Lakers or Warriors were in the finals they wouldn't have shut down the sub


nietzscheanq4

No need to bet lmao we know for a fact that the mods wanted a laker/celtics final, just go to the pathetic little game thread the mods put up for themselves while the sub was shut down and look at one of the comments on there: https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1480svj/game_thread_miami_heat_13_denver_nuggets_31_june/jnyer3u/?context=3


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StellarStar1

Damn, they really did make a private game thread. At least I thought they would use discord to not be that blatant. What a bunch of bozos


Renegade_Sniper

The bot made it. They did use it though like fucking losers. Let’s just be accurate in what we roast them for


99YardRun

Anyone got an archive version of this since they deleted all their comments lol?


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Mods wouldn’t waste the chance for that sweet karma.


hooskies

Mods just completed the whiniest moment in Reddit history. Embarrassment


arenorealcucumber

I honestly forgot about the NBA. I did feel like my followed sub page is a bit more shallow than I remembered


Schleprok

Jokic is stupidly good. I can’t believe it.


dkirk526

Where’s that guy who was getting clowned years ago for write up’s on this sub saying Jokic was a top player in the league? This is his true moment.


gbennett7713

Probably eg, I forget his exact username but dude was on the Jokic future MVP his first or second year in the league


No_Pension_4276

Eg_14000 I think


Doucane

Mods should unban him


frymind

Eg should replace the mods


obpuppers

Didn’t he say jokic gona be a goat or something close to it?


blueshirt21

He got banned for posting it too much, but he was way ahead of his time.


pythonesqueviper

It was also because eg was extremely aggressive overall


jwhitehead09

If you knew the answers to the universe would you whisper it quietly?


GrayBox1313

If you made me guess who’s the only player ever to lead a playoffs in points, rebounds and assists I’d a guessed Russel, Wilt or Kareem. Nope, it was Jokic.


LOSS35

Magic would’ve been my guess, Russell didn’t score that much and Kareem didn’t pass much.


DerpBaggage

Retroactively the best player in the league for the past 3 years.


Schleprok

It’s one thing to see Jokic play every couple of weeks, but the awesome thing about the playoffs is you get a chance to watch teams play every other day for weeks on end. By the time the Finals hit, I was accustomed to just seeing him make the right play over and over again, or hit the *big* shot again and again - same with Murray. I know it’s Fuck the Lakers or whatever, but I genuinely had a good time seeing this dude and this team just dominate. Just playing 2k with all the sliders on the easiest mode.


No_Pension_4276

What might blow your mind- Joker was missing shots he usually hits. It was driving some of us nuts knowing that new fans aren’t seeing Joker at his A+. The bunnies are generally automatic for him. But the 46% from three was of course an improvement lol.


The_NGUYENNER

That's what we've been trying to say


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Lstark5642

Love how random clips from games discounted Jokic as a defender but Jimmy butler, one of the best defenders in the game, says the nuggets defense is dependent on Jokic and everyone calls him wrong cause he obviously doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Jokic isn’t a great defender, but the narrative he’s a negative defensively is also bullshit.


tomhaverford666

That guy watches more anime than NBA, no surprise with his dumb take.


TheLoungeKnows

This is my kind of petty. I love it.


redhat12345

Embarrassing


MiddleRay

And humble af.


KhabibTime

Job is done, we can go home now. - r/nba mods after the lockout


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

Lol I don’t know if there’s a Reddit award for “gigantic waste of time” but I nominate all of this sub’s mods.


TankOk3666

They did earn it!


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NBA mods are just ESPN


HotStudio3258

You think Malone wants to go for a repeat?


TheThingsIdoatNight

I think he gets fired honestly


shibbyflash

Shoulda won the championship better


EvilLibrarians

His own success now proves he was underperforming in the past. Best to can Malone


shibbyflash

Rivers can turn this team around


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Thanks to all the users on here still congratulating us I appreciate y’all. The mod team can suck my dick from the back. Make sure y’all tongue my balls too, nerds.


Bronco4life21

Once you get done with him I’m next nerds


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Huckleberry_Sin

This thread would’ve been insane a few days ago. Nuggets fans got robbed lol


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koalasama

So much Embiid hate going to waste. That’s just sad


TankOk3666

Yep, the sub shut down for nothing lol


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Something something Reddit Inc would have been severely impacted by just 2 days of blackout… It was too little of a time for what they wanted to accomplish 🤦‍♂️


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Fuck you mods


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Things I wish my kid never turns out to be: 1) Serial Killer 2) Reddit Mod 3) Crackhead


PomIranian

2 should be higher


cuckmold

LMAOOO nah gtfo


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BUSean

Teams that won their first title in my lifetime: '89 Pistons '91 Bulls '94 Rockets '99 Spurs '06 Heat '11 Mavericks '16 Cavs '19 Raptors '23 Nuggets I mean, I was a toddler for the Pistons one, but for me the Nuggets is the most unlikely one that I can remember. It makes perfect sense in retrospect but still.


FlapsackMcBingus

I think Raptors is equally if not more unlikely. Kawhi did it in just one year with the team then dipped on a squad that otherwise really had no respect whether that was fair or not, they had to beat the LeBronto allegations.


spaceblev11

Congrats Nuggets, even though your title got overshadowed by LeBron, Ja, and mods. Also keep AG cookin', everyone at r/OrlandoMagic would like it very much


JadeandCobalt

AG is beloved by all Nuggets fans. He’ll be well taken care of!


Betaateb

AG is the greatest living human. Dude is so fucking awesome lol. Mans was out on the streets celebrating with the people on Monday night, it was amazing! We will do our best with him!


FullSass

Then modelos hittin him


JokicOrBust

Can the mod crown us now?


TheThingsIdoatNight

No lol championships don’t count if Reddit is shut down when it happens


yantraman

A terrible asterisk


Not_KD_I_Promise

Worse than the mickey ring, Jokic is a fake FMVP. 😤


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Sixgis

Longest game ever


ephen_stephens

u/Zhugo where’s our Jokic defensive HIGHLIGHT reel??!?


NikolaiBullcry

I got you, it’s [right here](https://imgur.com/a/Vdd97Tv)


UnbalancedFox

burn


mares8

Guys last post is that he really started following NBA from 2021 . Figures . But he made sure to hate spam while being clueless


achyutthegoat

Fuck this sub. Congrats Denver


ElliottP1707

This feels so typical of Denver. Win their first championship, play unbelievably all year and throughout the playoffs. Jokic and Murray put on a tour de force, and then because of some other random reddit drama their winning post just feels like an afterthought Edit: I never said or thought the Nuggets would give a shit about a Reddit post. That’s not what I was implying here just that it’s typical of Denver, an often overlooked team on reddit regardless of their talent, that to no fault of their own even end up with little fan fair on here when they eventually won a championship.


Betaateb

It is peak Nugglyfe!


thetwigman21

Flags fly forever. Reddit threads get forgotten by the mouth breathers in a week. We got ours!


miamigp2022

Knew Nugglyfe would still rear it’s ugly head this year but thankfully this is the way it has to happen


clearsurname

Still doesn’t top Jokic being drafted during a Taco Bell commercial


icangetyouatoedude

Don't even care we celebrated in our sub


Mellothewise

It was honestly nice mourning but being optimistic on our sub, seeing you guys celebrate on your sub without being dicks to the heat, and letting that be that Almost kinda liked r/nba being blacked out 🥲


BamBamBigaleux

Just came here to say fuck this sub. Congrats to Denver


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2big2fast2strong2gud

Thank you mods for making such a brave stance and going dark during the *checks notes* NBA Finals and shitting on Nuggets fans everywhere! Please clap.


PattyIceNY

People with poor social skills making a poor marketing choice....fits the bill


dank7477

This protest was hands down one of the dumbest things ever. And to do it during the largest event of the season is downright shameful. Y’all seriously overestimated the number of people that actually give a shit about 3rd party apps


Otaku_Instinct

To think that the sub shutdown because of 6,000 votes while playoff game threads routinely get 20K+ comments alone


mildlyeducated_cynic

Yup no shits given. Mods are idiots


Any_Adhesiveness_898

I thought this was a 24 hour thing. Being closed for the entirety of the celebration window is ridiculous for the sub for NBA news.


FickleFlopper

Fuck the mods


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Bruh lol


dbgager

Who cares about this post now. The mods took away those moments from us. Sorry but these mods need to be removed. They don't realize what is imporatant to the users of this forum.


Complexity777

Mods ruined the finals and made it a shitshow. How about you "poll" whether the mods should be replaced or not.


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thewavefixation

Hahahaha. Yeah. Sure. Didn’t you read their condescending dribble above? You LOVED it.


JaylenCrown

Hey mods🖕. Congrats nuggets!


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hahaha this stupid boycott just proves what I suspected for a long time, mods on reddit are fucking stupid and they don't care about communities they are running. I prayed for reddit to delete all subs participating in a blackout so someone else can create a new r/nba


RevanAvarice

Really shitty of r/nba to go dark and rob some of the shine from Denver during their time. The sheer disrespect that team has received the past years. I ended up visiting their team subreddit and congratulating them there. It would actually be good for the admins to strip this mod crew and let a new order arise.


u_n_p_s_s_g_c

Very disappointing to see posts about the NBA championship in the main NBA subreddit. Let's focus on what's really important here: some inscrutable fucking bullshit about APIs


BucketOfTruthiness

What we really need is a bunch of comments in the championship thread about the blackout as opposed to being about the champions


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identitycrisis56

It doesn’t hit the same 120 hours after the fact.


sloggdogg

Clown mods finally show their faces


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Congrats Denver. Lol fucking joke that this sub was shut down off 8,000 votes in a sub with millions of subscribers while the Finals was happening. Congrats self-important mods and everybody who wanted to “protest”. You accomplished nothing.


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Some of us were too busy watching the finals to vote lol


fucktheredwings69

I didn’t even know there was a vote


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YamBagsMalone

Coward move by r/nba to go private during Game 5. This pRoTeSt is fucking stupid and only serves the terminally online who are in the minority.