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FarmMinimum9115

No!!! Not a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon!


SunLiteFireBird

I was just saying to my buddy the other day, "the only thing that turns this series around is Porzingis getting a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon"


Kvsav57

My friend was telling me it would be a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the ***anterior*** tibialis tendon. He looks like such a dumbass now. What a tool!


MikeFromSuburbia

Noooooo!! (I have no idea what language you're speaking)


Broad-Part9448

It's the leg. You don't even have to look at words for a Porzingis injury. It's always the legs


BleedAmerican

This the NBA, it’s almost always the leg


boiwunder69

Literally was hoping it wasn't that


morericeplsty

Brooo same, I watched Porzingis limping around in Game 2 and thought to myself "Man if this is a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon, then I am throwing hands!!"


lukeman89

I was watchin the game with Bron and he said before the game that the Mavs are gonna be going after Porzingis’ medial retinaculum to make his posterior tibialis tendon dislocate


SabreToothMyrrh

If I had a nickel for every time Kristaps Porzingis tore his medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon, I'd have one nickel. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened once.


I_Hate_Traffic

I called it when he looked down around that area when it happened.


fuckinnreddit

I mean it was pretty obviously a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon, idk why the other guy didn't know that immediately like me and you did.


nikehat

One day you're just walking around and playing in the NBA finals, the next you have a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon. I hate it when that happens.


ZenThrashing

The last time me and my kids had a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon, we were at Disney World, and still somehow won an NBA Finals.


Exoandy

Why would he not think its a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon? Is he a fookin idiot?


5153476

That's so horrible... my old man went the same way.


jjonez18

Yup, same for my aunt. Complained about her big toe hurting one morning, we took her to the doctor to get checked out that afternoon. Sure enough it was a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon. The next day, dead.


idkwhatimbrewin

I just fell to my medial retinaculums in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot


SenorIngles

I said this out loud and summoned a demon


Blackpower2457

Having Porzingis on your team means you’re gonna learn so much about human anatomy. I’m not gonna front like I know where the medial retinaculum is located 😭


OakenPhilly

I’m a doctor. It’s in your ass.


RaisinDetre

retinaculum, damn near killed um


Andrewski18

Okay, follow up question…how did Kristaps Porzingis’ medial retinaculum end up inside of u/BlackPower2457’s ass? And how do we get it back?


DaBestNameEver0

Dude singlehandedly made me want to go into medicine 😭


BrotherSeamus

*I can fix him*


Swoosh_rotaerc

I hope Celtics fans understand why the Mavs had to trade him. KP can't be your no 2 option. He's never available when you need him. The Celtics are built to withstand him being injured.


C_Slup_Slup

I mean look at the 2021 playoffs, lowkey if Porzingis delivers that Mavs team could have made a run to the WCF. 2020 the team wasn't quite as good, but that year is another reason why they couldn't really rely on him. He's an extremely talented guy who can quickly become a negative asset in the wrong situation.


Swoosh_rotaerc

For sure. If the Mavs got past the Clippers, they would have gotten past the Jazz and honestly maybe even the Suns in the WCF. That could've been Luka's first trip to the finals at age 22.


DisneyPandora

Does he just have weak bones or something? I’ve never seen a player so injured 


bagfka

He’s a super mobile 7’3” dude. Human bodies are not simply built for that


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goodkid_sAAdcity

We'll see if his Dhalsim-like flexibility will stave it off


InitialLingonberry

Also the fact that he only weighs 210 probably helps, not as much force on the joints (notice KD stays pretty healthy too).


HitDaGriD

Jesus fucking Christ I forgot he’s only 210. Boston Scott (NFL RB) is 5’6” and ways 10 pounds less than Wemby.


OurHorrifyingPlanet

He doesn't weigh 210 anymore. That was his draft measurements, he is 230lbs now.


HitDaGriD

Bro is a pitbull


sliver013

Also not having to jump high very often. He gets a lot of blocks and dunks on his tippy toes.


NotOfferedForHearsay

No he said human bodies


Jack_Bogul

why God


cdbriggs

god limited our bodies to make basketball more balanced


upclassytyfighta

these patch updates are brutal


Wavepops

How many human are athletic at 7’3 lol. He’s not supposed to move like he does that’s the problem 


Lynchie24

That tendon or whatever probably is unrelated to the strength of his bones but in general, yes.


Literal_Satan

This sounds really bad because it’s a lot of words I don’t understand together


JosephBagODonuts69

He is apparently considered day-to-day


GavinGT

Like he might die any day?


FullmetalEzio

Porzings DNP (died)


CmonTouchIt

(Did Not Prosper)


majorcoinz

Dirt Nap (for) Porzingis


ShopCartRicky

Yeah, either the injury will get him or he'll be sent to the glue fact- nice farm upstate where all the other 7'3" Latvians run free and play.


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We_The_Raptors

Either he makes a full recovery before game 3 or he's a goner. Nothing in-between


Moostronus

Tingus "Old Yeller" Pingus


dcoolidge

Tatum with a tear in his eye holding a t-shirt gun


WarPuig

Day to day for Porzingis is like a year


Felipernani

as a Mavs fan, i vividly remember him staying out for like close to 2 months the last time he was day to day. he’s a damn warrior so i’m sure he’ll make every effort to play, but his body is just broken. it’s crazy.


Borktista

He was mostly healthy all year too, just sucks


im____new____here

but really aren't we all day-to-day?


horse_renoir13

Easy Shanahan


JewishDoggy

Since you’re saying a bunch of words I don’t understand, I’m going to take it as a sign of disrespect


JosephBagODonuts69

This ya boy?


A_Lone_Macaron

BOTH YALL GETTING CLAPPED UP “What did I do?” IT DONT FUCKIN MATTER!


Soaring_Seagull24

WATCH YA MOUTH 


date_a_languager

WE REP THE SAME SMART TECH


el_throw

Aim high, Willis!


SameAs1tEverWas

watch ya mouf, and help me with the prognosis


CradleRockStyle

You wrote: "She was hurtin' for a squirtin'." You wrote that?


Cletus_Starfish

This is honestly my favorite Kevin Hart role.


biglyorbigleague

Yeah what part of your body is a Porzingis


Chuckle_Pants

It’s right next to the Kristaps


Lacabloodclot9

All i know is torn and dislocation followed by long words is never a good thing


Puzzleheaded_Fox4684

The discontinuous flabber tendon has tocumed the pariloctus joint of the woptisertus muscle


AxhaICY

What in the fuck even is that


Ok_Main_4202

connects the tingus to the pingus


NeatRough656

which is part of the lativia


MKE_Freak

Which resides in the Ligma


calsosta

Many people know what the Achilles tendon is but do you know where the Bophades tendon is?


Radu20

it connects Bophades nuts to your chin?


Obi-wan_Jabroni

[Dab](https://youtu.be/KZfq9amWaJg?si=CpOhwRZwd7_vKz-W)


confuddly

Oh my god it’s the left phalange


davsyo

THERE IS NO PHALANGE


rgo199130

Omg he doesnt even have a phalange?!


yousonuva

Kristingus Porpingus


Crafty_Substance_954

>The posterior tibialis tendon is **a strong cord of tissue**. It's one of the most important tendons in your leg. It attaches the posterior tibialis muscle on the back of your calf to the bones on the inside of your foot. It helps support your foot and hold up its arch when you are walking. Sounds pretty serious.


tyfe

THEY TOLD ME HE WAS FINE WHAT THE FUCK


Crafty_Substance_954

Sorry, I was praying for your downfall but not like this


AlabasterRadio

On the plus side My Al Horford finals MVP dream is once again alive.


OkNeighborhood8365

The tweet reads like the injury is to a related part of the knee that opens this part up to damage


Crafty_Substance_954

Yeah a 2-for-1 kinda deal.


mohammadali916

It’s essentially a wrap around the ankle that holds down and protects the tendons around the ankle joint. Specifically it is a fascia. Picture it as a thin rubber band holding everything together. It being a medial tear makes the medial muscle group more susceptible to injury (those being the posterior tibialis, flexor digitorum longus, and flexor hallucis longus). Aka the muscles that help flex the foot, big toe, and bring the foot up into planter flexion. Source: anatomy is the literal core to my profession. Hope that helps. Also for what it’s worth, I don’t think he plays game 3 up 2-0. But wtf do I know


DIKS_OUT_4_HARAMBE

Physical therapist spotted👀


Jpow_was_right

Daddy chill


Andrewski18

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT


KlaysToaster

Idk but Celtics said it’s day to day


Cheechers23

They also said it’s a serious injury, so wondering if they’re saying that just to keep Dallas on its toes and not immediately rule him out. Sucks man, he was cooking those first 2 games.


Parking_Net4440

I think it’s that. He’s out.


AtreusIsBack

Clippers did the same in 2021 with Kawhi. He was only ruled out for good once they got knocked out.


mastacheef87

100% changes the complexion of this series. the Mavericks had no answer for him


darylmoreyisking

His rim presence I believe is gonna be the thing that's insanely missed wow


mastacheef87

the rim protection, the spacing, the post offense. just so much he does that we can’t replace it’s good that we only need 2 more wins and Horford has been awesome, but if KP isn’t playing then we can’t survive Tatum shooting 32% from the field. he’s gonna have to get his head out of his ass and start hitting some damn shots


darylmoreyisking

Yeah you're 100% right. He adds so much to this team, people in this thread seem to not watch if they think this isn't a big loss.


rogozh1n

He was a huge part of the Celtic's offense. He is simply unguardable. I love Lively and have been incredibly impressed with him, and KP just destroyed him repeatedly.


Cheechers23

100% but I think defensively is where they’ll miss him the most. His rim protection has been incredible and really fucking with the Mavs’ offence. Offensively yeah Dallas had no answer for him, Boston will need Tatum to wake up on the scoring side lol


EuroStep0

Probably not It seriously hampers your knee stability, one bad move and it can get so much worse


lxkandel06

Brian Sutterer is probably breaking it down as we speak


youguanbumen

Truly a unicorn. He’s even inventing new injuries now


robsteezy

Will go down in history for a singular game 1 performance lol


Comprehensive-Cat805

Finals MVP and had 1 good game


junkit33

Google searches for retinaculum at a historic high right now.


wcooper97

I'd love to see the spike in the trends graph for June 2024 lol


NotEnoughEdgelords

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=Retinaculum&date=now%201-d&geo=US&hl=en you got it


winnebagoman41

lol I think it’s safe to conclude this is an all time high for retinaculum


junkit33

Yeah you can choose the timeperiod on that page and going back to 2004 it's an all-time high by a huge margin. Seems like an extremely obscure injury. I certainly don't recall ever hearing it in sports, which is what would likely yield a high volume of search results on a single day.


Jonjon428

Most of them in the Boston region as well. Crazy how we can see this type of data in real time


a_brick_canvas

I love how you can see Massachusetts being basically like “oh fuck oh fuck” in pure data lol


aslatts

The top six states are just all of New England, desperately trying to figure out what the fuck this means.


Adraf45

Even funnier. If you change it to worldwide Latvia is the second country on there


tango_rojo

Slovenia is 4th lol


whiiskio

lol Latvians getting ready for bed got hit with the breaking news notification. They’re now top higher than the USA


Dreamlifehunting

[The map of interest is funny too](https://i.imgur.com/04qYxWw.png)


mylesA747

what the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant


Crookz_O

You’re welcome.


elkman_23

It means his legs are the same animal, but a different beast


Nickelas

We really got the KP career arc in 5 days. Incredible 2 way performance in a 1st quarter, fading away to a 2 point performance for an entire half, tweaking his knee, then forcing his fans to google whatever weird injury he has again before praying for his return. I did not miss this at all. Poor guy can’t catch a single break when it comes to these weird landings


MikeFromSuburbia

Sucks because he is a great player.


lochmoigh1

I legit thought he had top 5 potential when he was on the knicks. Sucks that he is so injury prone but that is 7'3 players for you. Hopefully wemby can somehow dodge this issue


DirtySperrys

It’s easy to see in hindsight how Mavs trading a haul for him wouldn’t work out but him playing near his peak with today’s Luka would be insane. KP was amazing on that knicks teams and I’m sad his injuries will leave a big “what if” page in his career.


JadeMonkey0

Seems like nearly every really big guy has a 'what if' like this. The body just can't handle after a certain point. Even tall guys who had good careers like Yao should have had better ones. Past 7'1 or 7'2, things just don't work right. Hopefully improvements in conditioning, etc, help Wemby and future huge guys avoid this fate.


caughtinthought

Wemby is tall enough that his feet don't need to leave the floor at all, so all good


TheDadLyfe

Yep, he was so good for us when healthy. Really sucks for him.


MarduRusher

He’s 7’3 and very mobile for that height. That set of traits makes him an incredible basketball player but it also makes him super injury prone. You can’t have the good without the bad.


PrimaryAccording9162

Can someone explain this where I can understand it?


asapshrank

tingus hurt


DummyWithWords

Is the pingus ok?


plokijuh1229

you cant operate the pingus without the tingus, dumbass


nowhathappenedwas

LOL at Shams copying and pasting the gibberish diagnosis instead of just posting the press release he took it from: https://x.com/TimBontemps/status/1800595061291491829


nicolo_martinez

It is well documented that Shams does not exactly have a stellar grasp of the English language: [https://defector.com/presenting-the-2021-shamsy](https://defector.com/presenting-the-2021-shamsy)


Senzu__Bean

a retina is a thing in your eye so he's gonna have to wear a monocle I think


CC8826

Dislocation of the posterior tibial tendon has rarely been reported in the English literature. The most common mechanism is a traumatic injury. We present two patients with a traumatic dislocation. One patient was delayed in presentation to the treating physician by seven months. The second patient presented within one week. Both underwent surgical stabilization with repair of the torn retinaculum and deepening of the groove posterior to the medial malleolus. They have both returned to their pre-injury level of activity without any recurrence of dislocation. [Best I could find lol](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1888604/)


zvomicidalmaniac

I found a result that says, and I'm quoting, "MPFL injuries are more common in females..."


LovieBeard

IS KRISTAPS PORZINGIS THE FIRST ACTIVE TRANS ATHLETE IN A MAJOR AMERICAN SPORT? MY COLUMN:


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Better learn to speak emotional intelligence buddy


dracota7

Dislocation of a tendon is insane it’s the first time I’ve heard it ngl


pdunn472

Shams said it was a rare injury not related to the calf


CMYGQZ

It’s actually Celtics PR that said it, Shams just posted those exact same words 30 seconds after Celtics posted it.


Moe4ver

Damn, this guy and injuries. It’s like he sacrificed his health to some god for something in return.


MikeFromSuburbia

"God, please give me 7' of height" "Granted" "Yay - oh shi my leg hurts lol"


koenigsaurus

Bro forgot to wish for the required secondary powers


Chef_Bojan3

It's like asking for superspeed but not the superdurability required to survive your body moving at near light-speed velocities.


juicewar01

Crystal Porzingus. Its crazy coz how impactful he is. Expect Mavs to attack the paint more effectively without him. Tibialis posterior muscle is a foot muscle for plantar flexio and inversion accdng to doc google. Must be painful


ndohs

The world isn’t ready for our second 7ft white guy to dominate this series.


Fact420

Bah gawd, that’s Luke Kornet’s music


LittleTension8765

That’s a white American 7 footer, lacks the dog of the Eastern European white 7 footers


LnGrrrR

Not gonna lie, if that happens I certainly won't be ready for it


PleasantThoughts

Asked my wife who has a kinesiology degree: "It’s the webbing that basically keeps everything where it should be in your ankle. There’s so many tendons/ligaments/vessels it’s like Saran Wrap kind of. Medial means inner ankle. Posterior tibialis tendon attaches some foot muscle to the tibia I would assume" I can't share images here but we have a medical atlas at home and it's basically like a saran wrap over the tendons that holds tendons in place.


TwofoldOrigin

Will one tight motherfucking sock hold that shit in place?


crashbandicoochy

Saw an orthopedic specialist saying that there's a solid chance a brace or just some very tight taping can provide enough support to get him up and down the court in a relatively safe fashion.


captaincumsock69

Can you ask her how much duct tape and ibuprofen I need to buy for him?


Applesmcgrind

Oh, just turn him off and back on again.


002_timmy

Reddit doctors, please talk me off this ledge


darthsquidward15

I'm an actual doctor and even I don't know what this means 😭


justamobileuserhere

Medial retinaculum is darthsquidward15 father


darthsquidward15

Me to myself: Get ready to learn Netters Anatomy buddy


DoctorMansteel

#THIEME4LYFE


EpeeHS

Did you graduate from I Promise Medical School???


solarscopez

I'm a medical student and I took anatomy like a year ago, probably dissected one of these unknowingly, and I don't know what it means either lmao. /rj Hmm darthsquidward15, why don't you read up on this tonight and present this on rounds tomorrow?


darthsquidward15

Giving me PTSD


SeveralDeer3833

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


BlackWhiteCoke

IVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF TORN MEDIAL RETINACULUM


RulersBack

Those are a lot of words to still be listed as day to day. What does it mean


trongzoon

Porzingus is the only motherfucker that gets a medical diagnosis that sounds like lyrics from a Rush song


Brady331

WHAT


ArmiinTamzarian

Bro tore something that was previously undiscovered


-doug2

they discovered it because it was somewhere it shouldn't have been


Xadios468

Oh man that’s a lot of words


wcooper97

Al Horford come on down!


Solid-Confidence-966

So he’s not playing again in the series?


Rrypl

Day to day


wcooper97

"Day-to-day" or "Game 3 of the Finals day-to-day where we make you think it's day-to-day but ends up being 6-8 weeks?"


Rrypl

I think "day-to-day he's out of game 3 and if we lose he's back for game 4 and if he dies he dies".


MikeFromSuburbia

I've seen this story, a few times in fact


Ballwhacker

Should we tell him?


Neto34

The Kawhi special


rogozh1n

More like week to week with all this downtime between games.


Dunlocke

I mean honestly they got 2 wins out of him. That's all they really needed in the playoffs.


zimzam2014

Tf this mean


LongTimesGoodTimes

That's a lot of doctor words so you know this is bad


0dias_Chrysalis

Man scored more than minutes played and his body shut that shit down wow


Intelligent-Goose742

TLDR: his knee has an oweee. He’ll probably sit a game and play the next if they lose game 3


Buttwallaby

I’ve played pickup on knee owee standing in the corner chucking threes so in conclusion he’s fine


MikeFromSuburbia

Yeah but are you like 7'3'?


Buttwallaby

For the sake of my argument, yes


justamobileuserhere

Oh word thanks king


StoneColdAM

Disappointing for him that he got hurt again. To be honest, he played like he was 100% healthy. Gotta do what it takes to win but maybe he wasn’t 100% and should’ve eased back into it 


ElPanandero

Supposedly it’s unrelated to the calf injury according to the med reports but idk


Turbo2x

In English please


Kball4177

I feel so bad for KP man. The dude can't catch a break.


jfrodriguez1983

What? No idea what that is, but anything torn doesn't sound good.


Nickelas

Medial Retinaculum is the tendon attaching your quad to the outside portion of your patellar tendon (the band that keeps your knee cap in place). It’s a soft tissue injury.