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KingNephew

Creating a felon superteam


epoch_fail

It's the new Moneyball. They're looking for players who have become undervalued. In this case, it's not because they need to play a new position or because their delivery looks funny. It's because they've committed domestic violence.


butt_fun

“Miles Bridges isn’t a five tool player, but he can definitely hit”


Not_a__porn__account

Brad Pitt: Why do we want him? *snaps and points to Jonah* Jonah Hill: “He hits his wife”


epoch_fail

"He gets on bae's."


epoch_fail

"He's been enhancing his arm strength using an unorthodox training technique; tossing billiard balls at windshields."


andrew2018022

They just gotta re create the jailblazers in the aggregate


EdwEd1

Steve Ballmer is announcing that he will simply purchase the Charlotte Hornets and use them as a feeder team to speed up the process


pikumiku9

The European soccer model, smart.


tomdawg0022

Dreams can be buy


Blue_Nyx07

The Redbull special


biggoldgoblin

Copied Red Bulls whole flow


Diligent-Cookie-1695

Bar for bar! (Miles knows about that tho he didn’t do time)


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LosCleepersFan

Its actually kind if disgusting. Clippers do a huge amount of community work and giving back. Then they sign scumbags no one should ever pick up.


InTheMorning_Nightss

Yep. Like we’re not gonna be a championship contending team. I’d rather we suck ass but be a fun, cool team, instead of being slightly better but full of shitty people who I actively root against.


tshawytscha

I feel like the chip or bust attitude robs a lot of fans of the enjoyment of watching a regular season. A fun, competitive, regular season team is fun! Basketball is fun!


Kersplat96

I know it was a chip on the shoulder seasons for us that eventually led to a 2nd round exit but before the covid shutdown i was enjoying the Raptors 19-20 season more than the chip. Minimal drama, guys played hard next man up all season & competitive as hell.


figureour

I think a lot of fans genuinely forget that watching sports is intended to be a fun activity and not something that induces a constant state of irritability.


TeTrodoToxin4

Brought to you by FanDuel. Legalized betting has made sports worse and that leagues are advertising is terrible.


New-Candy-800

i’ve had so much fun watching okc the past few years. Just seeing guys develop and improve is really cool


AlThorntonTruther

With all of the recent signings and then this report, it seems the Clippers just want to be a dislikable defensive team. In an unrelated note, Ballmers favorite team was the Bad Boy Pistons. (On a personal note, I love those Pistons teams, so I understand)


InsuranceAny4285

Bit of a difference between some dirty plays and domestic violence


O_oh

its not a proper soap opera without an antagonist


thebeard1017

I love Kawhi but an antagonist that loses half its power during the season finale is not a great one


Level_Ad_6372

Did Bridges learn how to play defense during his year vacation?


datdailo

They sent their now GM, Lawrence Frank to Toronto to hover around Kawhi. Not to mention Donald Sterling. So it's been 20+ years of the org being assholes. At least they didn't rob the city for a new stadium and then ask fans to love them. So give Ballmer credit there.


Raptorpicklezz

The net worth of some of the other NBA owners, especially the Buss family, is pocket change to Ballmer. If he wasn’t so rich to not have any sort of plausible deniability at all, no doubt he’d have tried to rob the city


Dirty0ldMan

Balmer must be hitting the snow pretty hard again.


captyossarian1991

Best outcome is to get this piece of shit out of the NBA, what should have been done awhile ago. At the very least I want him off my team. He’s a fucking disgrace.


the-kza

Inglewood up to no good


12footjumpshot

Ballmer like all billionaires are morally bankrupt, but one owns my favorite team too so I can’t judge.


billcosbyinspace

Kawhi going to come back from the Olympics confused as hell seeing PG get replaced by the prison yard all stars


DrewDan96

First Team all Knucklehead man if PG wanted to stay apparently all he had to do was go upside his wife's head


JimmyV34

yeah we are the LA Criminals now


mossbosstoss

Did you like the Grit and Grind Grizzlies? Now get ready for the Commit a Crime Clippers


wachacha2

Lmao nice


DevlopmentlyDisabled

From Lob City to Lynch Mob City


nutella4eva

213 era to the 911 era.


JasonPlattMusic34

Inglewood truly up to no good


bch33

Streetlights baby!


CreatiScope

Police lights over spotlights Handcuffs over handouts


Gamesgtd

Condolences


JimmyV34

It is just hard to root for these guys man


Gamesgtd

You’ll always have Lob City. If it makes you feel better at least the people who own your team aren’t criminals


Trentus86

Now they got Rob City


LosCleepersFan

Lob city was terrible, bunch of arrogant, douchebag under achievers. 2006 squad was superior to lob city.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

even the 2019 team was more enjoyable than any lob city team (except 2012)


caandjr

Instead for Lob City they had two of the worst floppers and annoying players in CP3 and Blake


Faynt90

Damn I think you guys lost the last 20 Clippers fans in LA now


JimmyV34

only 9 left


Therealomerali

KPJ and Miles Bridges: The DA Brothers


IsaacDPOYFultzMIP

How you gonna forget Primo like that


CP3sHamstring

He's waived already I think


StraightCaskStrength

Is this a “he waved his dick around” joke or was he really waived?


Pretend_Highway_5360

He was really waived


BetLeft

shame he never got to show out


JKwellin

He did plenty of showing out


504090

Highest DV% in the NBA


ScootUnmanley

They’re gonna retire OJ Simpsons number like the Heat did for Mike


RickySuela

He played in Buffalo just like they did after all.


69millionyeartrip

Aaron hernandez night at the intuit dome when


ETERNAL_DALMATIAN

OJ Simpson? The guy from Naked Gun? /s


No-Equipment-20

Clippers building the canceled avengers 💀


DevlopmentlyDisabled

The San Andreas Clippers


CoolingVent

The ScAvengers


Cvnilivee

How you trying to lead the league in domestic violence?


LosCleepersFan

Moves like this i hope they don't have any success. Fuck it. Rather watch a bunch of sorry ass bottom dwelling kids who are good human beings than picking up sexual predators and abusers.


SBORBS

Yeah I’d be done. This fucking sucks.


LosCleepersFan

Maybe it will be funny in 10 years idk. "Remember when Ballmer compared Blake to MLK and Mandela to retain him?" "Remember when Clippers signed, sexual predators and a double double order of women beaters!"


SBORBS

Ownership is one thing, harder to get rid of an owner. This is just sad, abusers are protected in professional sports.


AnotherStatsGuy

I think Ballmer might be just so frustrated with not even reaching the NBA Finals it's fried his brain a bit.


ThrobbinRicke

Bridges and porter would be dangerous


ZachCollinsROTY

Real 1-2 punch


yousonuva

BANG! BANG!


504090

“Clips Gang or Don’t Bang” is gonna hit different next season


SuckMyLonzoBalls

On and off the court 😤😤😤


Frostedbutler

Are these women in danger?


Ikuwayo

Tbf, only if you're a woman


WEMBYF4N

Resign Primo as well


ImTheBestNerd

Do the Clippers hate women?


sakata32

It sure feels like it smh


AmusingAnecdote

[I said it before they went after Miles Bridges, but...](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1dseer4/comment/lb1tbtu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) if you're abusive to women and are also a promising young player, the Clippers care about one of those things


Imdabiggestbird69420

Porter and Bridges gonna show up to the wrong court☠️


AlThorntonTruther

"People close to Bridgers said that after seeing how Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has been willing to give players second chances, the team would be a great fit for him and that Bridges has learned from his mistakes." Good guy Ballmer, just giving anyone another chance as long as they say they have changed. Honestly, after Primo and KPJ, the teams reputation can't get worse right? Right?


1O93

Lol it is always the same in sports, if they perform no one will give a shit


cb148

If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 we’d say he had an eating disorder.


WafflesTheWookiee

I’d prefer it if they just told us that our opinions don’t matter, and to keep supporting them as long as they succeed. But no, they gotta “try and maintain public relations” and whinge about second chances. Just tell us to shut up and eat our slop, honestly


AnotherStatsGuy

I said this in the r/NFL subreddit, and I'll say here: Even if Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, no team would take him. He's too unreliable. You can't pay him. You can't build around him. You can't even trust that he's going to be available for the next game.


asher1611

better than that, there will be tear soaked national media coverage talking about how great he has done turning himself around in LA after pissing himself away in Raleigh or Charleston or wherever that Bug team is located.


daswassup13

Acting like Charlotte didn't give him about a hundred chances... sigh


superduperdoobyduper

that reads more like Bridges and his people want him to join the Clippers more than the other way around


AlThorntonTruther

I think the report of the Clippers being interested coming from Turner seems to imply interest from both sides


RickySuela

"We didn't want to sign him, he just kinda forced his way onto the team. We were powerless to stop him."


RRJC10

Eh Bridges’ case looks a heck of a lot worse than KPJ’s. 


ZoroChopper10

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife’s Kawhi keep the family safe


Fuckthebeard

His sister can handle herself if it’s an old lady with money


VanPaint

He will. He's home injured all the time.


LongTimesGoodTimes

Don't do girls night at the Intuit Dome


MostlyMellow123

Might as well get Harvey Weinstein as a scout


RickySuela

Bill Cosby could be their in arena announcer.


sakata32

Build a statue at Intuit for Jeffery Epstein


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Diddy as their halftime show


HeJind

Lawrence Frank - "Fuck them ~~kids~~ women"


Marcotheernie

Clippers playing the long game, waiting for Ja to really fuck up so they can make their pitch about second chance culture in LA lmfao.


RickySuela

"Never mind California's restrictive gun laws, Ja, we'll have your back."


abonet619

lmao great way to open the new arena


SuckMyLonzoBalls

fml It’s like starting an onlyfans career once you do one you might as well go all in


ZachCollinsROTY

Streetlights not spotlights gang


CP3sHamstring

Ankle monitors not computer monitors


TallanoGoldDigger

Legal actions not play actions


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Court cases over court spaces


Andy_Wiggins

Gaslights not spotlights


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

At least onlyfans models aren't criminals unlike they guys y'all are looking for lol.


AZRockets

What the hell does this even mean?


AldenRichardRamirez

Not OP but I think this is public perception? Like if you're a twitch thot who only posts Thirst traps you're not actually seen as a porn star but once you set up an OF account even though you just monetized your thrist traps and still no nudes people will brand you as a porn star already so why not go all out with nudity? Similar to the Clips, with the signing of KPJ, people are branding them already as a domestic violence team so why not go all out and get all the problematic players. (Clips pls trade for Jaxson Hayes).


The_Grogfather

What I was thinking lol, bizarre analogy


BlueJays007

I legit thought this would be an onion article or something Wtf clippers


CP3sHamstring

If we make it to the playoffs healthy and out of prison we're gonna be a PROBLEM


ZoroChopper10

Is Terrence Davis available?


Desertsprinter

Actively inquiring


IamInternationalBig

LA Wifebeaters Ballmer doesnt care how he wins. If his team has to beat down the other team’s wives, so be it. 


MikeyBastard1

People were deadass joking about the Clippers going after Miles Bridges. We have lost the impact of shame in our society.


emajn

So to get low key into sociology here lol I think the internet destroyed normal society's ability to informally sanction. Like pre internet people would gather at bars or churches or whatever and share meals, espouse ideas etc. For the most part in polite society when Fred the fascist, or Lenny the Liberal gets all crazy out in public and starts making everyone uncomfortable people would generally tell you to sit down, shut up, no one wants to hear your bullshit etc. Now we all sit in our personal echo chambers all day and then take that mentality into the world. All the shitheads who think just like me always blow my dick on FB or Reddit when I say the "thing" so surely the community where I live feels exactly the same!...


MikeyBastard1

Very valid point. It's near impossible to find a community that doesn't end up becoming an echo chamber if it isn't already one, and it only reinforces the beliefs and likely increases them to more extreme beliefs.


Kitchen_Ad_3753

Are they signing Kawhi’s sister next?


RickySuela

They'll pay her in jailhouse commissary credits and packs of smokes.


KellerFF

2000’s Jailblazers ain’t got nothing on this.


clayfu

Court rooms over basketball courts


jfrodriguez1983

Fuck it bring back Primo


LoWE11053211

Suicide squad. i may be the suicide, they can be the squad


Superb-Pie-9382

building a team of criminals all for a 6th seed is nasty work


darc-jino

Bro, this can't be real. What the fuck is this timeline? Lmao


Jealous-Mail6629

They need to do something with the new arena opening up next season … even if it means having women beaters on the team


RickySuela

"This Thursday is Ladies Beaters Night at the Intuit Dome. Bring proof of a court summons for spousal abuse and the first beer is on us!"


imDaGoatnocap

The clippers are deadass branding themselves as the team that gives criminals 2nd chances


bagustin8

Intuit dome loading up with domestic violence ballers and toilets


sercialinho

Primo, KPJ, now Miles Bridges? They really have a type.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I know damn well you not talking with Jason Kidd as the head coach FTR I would hate this Edit: I completely forgot about the FO scandal and mark Cuban trying to sweep it under the rug


sercialinho

This isn't a competition in which FO messes up slightly less. [I didn't want him](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbadiscussion/comments/o2v1v2/comment/h2bfpm7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) to coach the Mavs. And I think it's right to be critical when such (hiring) decisions are made by any FO, whether you root for the team they run or not.


Big_Saens

Portland and Piston fans better be careful. Before we pull that rape case that Chauncey settled out of court


Raxreddit21

What the fuck.


InsuranceAny4285

Fuck me how would you even continue to support the team, I don’t think I could. Gotta feel for the Clippers fans for real


NotClayMerritt

My friend’s family are Clippers season ticket holders. 11 years. They spent the weekend unhappy with the Kevin Porter news. If this happens, they’re guaranteed to cancel their season tickets. I know they’re probably not the only ones wrestling with that decision.


governedbycitizens

Dynamic duo of KPJ and Miles Bridges 😈


The-Pharcyde

Of course they are lol


grandmasterfunk

Gotta catch them all. Them being scumbags playing in the NBA


WEMBYF4N

First team all criminal lineup


chickenripp

the jail blazers could never


ColeHoops

The San Quentin Clippers


29671

DO IT


muzinger

LAC might as well just own the reputation at this point. Go for it.


OneOfPDiddysVictims

This team gonna be worse than Kobe and Malone Jesus


Zealousideal-Tea-837

Lmaoo Josh primo, KPJ AND miles bridges?????? Dawg you can let one slide but all 3??


Fabtacular1

Clippers gonna retire Kobe’s jersey


Raptorpicklezz

You know, that new arena probably needs a nickname. Based on the Clippers’ last few signings, The Intuit Dome –> The “I Didn’t Do It” Dome


V_LEE96

What’s next? Ruben Patterson and Jayson Williams on the coaching staff?


ozairh18

It’s crazy how gambling is frowned upon more than domestic violence


Salty_Watermelon

Oh for fucks sake. Wasn't it enough to deal with the PR disaster of signing Primo (who ended up being a non factor for us) and the difficulties of defending the KPJ signing? I don't know how Hornets fans felt about rooting for Bridges last season, but it's hard to imagine feeling good about seeing him play for your favorite team.


handgredave

> I don't know how Hornets fans felt about rooting for Bridges last season Simple, I didn't root for him. And I'd be fine if he was on another team next year.


archerarcher0

This can’t be real Genuinely, clippers fans, how are you gonna feel if this happens? I think the combination of primo bridges and porter jr would be too much for me. Personally I would be pretty discouraged by the direction my team was heading


jackswhatshesaid

Intuit Prison Cell. We're really only missing Giddey.


ghost-nug

how much damn money the clippers got? they signing everybody.


Inevitable_Pride5825

God bless LA women


TnT54321

LOL


chapoktt

They signing all the knuckleheads lmfao


Hellcat1970

Inglewood Abusers. Hop on board


Marcusx8

2024 Jailblazers


LeFxckYouThree

Primo, KPJ, and now potentially Bridges? Lmao


masterstriker321

Screw ballmer


trentyz

Scum. Also shitty organisation to allow this. Clippers will always be a poverty franchise Watch the video of him absolutely thrashing his partner and then let me know what you think of him.


RandomFighter50

Here we goooo! First Team All Felons! 🎉


bbqoyster

Team Streetlights


Sultanpeppers

They’re really building the avengers out here and thanos is just some poor lady who doesn’t want to get assaulted


Nico_Simon

Are they also bringing Donald Sterling back? Lol


Pierson230

I hope to god if they get him, fans everywhere will relentlessly shame ownership, and that it goes viral


Ninneveh

Someone joked about this a few days ago, but its happening, the all time woman beating team. But its the NBA, not the WNBA.


Next-Firefighter-753

The jokes just write themselves 


YoungNo249

Waiting for a Kawhi with 4 1sts for Morant trade


a_pot_of_chili_verde

NBA Scriptwriters are working hard.


myhppavilion

You can’t make this shit up


ays2509

They should hire Ray Rice as assistant coach and make P. Diddy a part owner.


asher1611

Please take him. Please. And yes, he used to be my favorite player on the current Hornets team. Please take him.


RGPISGOOD

New Clippers spokesman Bill Cosby! American's Dad.


OrientalOtter

Ballmer would sign Chris Benoit if he could


clerdpoop

Class act.


Tekkamanquick1818

This dude shouldn't have the privilege of playing in the NBA anymore after what he did. There has to be a more deserving player in the g league or playing over seas that can do what this chump does.


husbandofsamus

That team packs quite the punch.


Screw_Thew

I thought this was from the circle jerk when I read it


Raptorpicklezz

“Beat LA” but this time LA is doing the beating


What_Iz_This

Miles acted dumb in charlotte. He's going to get himself hurt in LA


Ramzaa_

Women in Inglewood better watch out


here_for_the_lols

We all know who's minutes he's getting but at least this time he'll be beating a Mann


missingsince1995

Next thing you know Jason Kidd is our new coach. The fuck is going on?


RT3_12

It’s hilarious that this sub is trying to make the Clippers the NBA sweethearts cause Paul George left them (how evil to take a better contract). Even though they signed Primo, KPJ, and now maybe Bridges. They are the NBA’s version of the Browns.


Soup-dan

The Los Angeles Felons moved to Dallas and then back to Los Angeles again. Nobody in Dallas seemed to notice


SPMrFantastic

The Pelican Bay Globetrotters


zoragala

Tryna become the Chiefs of the NBA


AnotherStatsGuy

Primo, Porter Jr, and Bridges? No wonder Westbrook and PG both peaced. They would have blown gaskets over their stupidity.


karnivoreballer

What about Jazz? Him and Flipowski would be crazy.