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morbito_uchiha

Michael needs to come out and admit he has put a baby in Lana Rhoades to complete the trifecta


Intelligent_smoke347

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PremierLovaLova

Lana Rhodes had Blake Griffin’s baby and now she’s invited into MPJ’s podcast. There must be some bankroom beef we jerkers aren’t privy to


TheShadowOverBayside

I thought the baby was actually Bruce Brown's


DumbleDude2

Can it be both


TheShadowOverBayside

The baby is Bruce Brown's and Blake Griffin's? Which one of them's bussy did it come out of?


DumbleDude2

If Blake can accomplish an amazing feat such as dunking over a car I think he’s capable of giving birth via his urethra.


BrianScalaweenie

send da video


Soppoi

Nah, make it Moriah Mills for the jerk.


morbito_uchiha

why wouldn't Lana be a jerk? are you stupid?


OMGoblin

"has been sentenced to six years in prison for crashing his car while drunk, killing a woman." Fixed that for you NBACentral.


underscoreftw

The Porter family is too classy for that headline


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DodgyBrosInvesting

What is a woman??


AdventurousNinja8314

https://preview.redd.it/yuqqgq0tlivc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef221367d34c42d697d3468e0667c01508d9b34 Porter household circa 2014


DontFearTheMQ9

This is dank as fuck.


Mean_Muffin161

Are their parents regarded?


Dareal6

Mchl Prtr Snr


Jokerang

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xXTERMIN8RXXx

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JMTREY

Only 6 years for vehicular manslaughter is kinda light tbh. Under hit I guess


johnny_mcd

Jontay leaked the sentence early and made $1 mil on the under


TheShadowOverBayside

That's actually pretty normal for that charge unless you have prior DUIs


ColdNyQuiiL

Lighter sentence for being lightskin


Electrical_Figs

I know a girl who drank a bottle of wine, got behind the wheel, and hit some poor dude just standing on the sidewalk at about 70mph. Dead on scene. Her sentence is 84 months, but I think she can get out as soon as 62 months.


horsehorsetigertiger

Like they say, if you want to kill a person, use a car


cigamodnalro

The Porter brothers have somehow combined to make $31,021,000.


PDXNorthwestPNW

Was the 21 K from jontay?


cigamodnalro

He won that money fair and square


Willis050

Michael Senior did a good job with which kid got the junior title


theDreadLioness

thought Jontay and Coban would look more thuggish... they look almost classy. am surprised


IcyBurrr1017

What you mean by thuggish?


LetsSuckTheDaysDick

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Potential-Highway606

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Airweldon

MPJ questions science, his brothers test it


PremierLovaLova

One studies physics, the other statistics.


andreyred

6 years for killing someone is getting off pretty easy


EastCoastTaffy

He took a plea deal, he was facing up to 12 years before the plea (still seems like a light sentence imo).


Imdabiggestbird69420

Leking would never create such a thuggish bloodline


MindbenderGam1ng

Another drunk crasher giving us drunk drivers a bad rep


OBlastSRT4

Not been the dumbest Porter


Orleanist

Michael ‘MPJ’ Porter Jr. and Coban ‘MPH’ Porter


WinterAd9039

Over 70% of fatal car accidents involve sober drivers, but everyone always wants to point the finger at people of booze smdh


theseustheminotaur

Caitlin Jenner killed someone with her car and she wasn't even drunk, but she was a real athlete so she got away with it. Just like family friend oj simpson


RandomFlyer643

Goddamn that is one ugly bunch of brothers


spiritanimalofcousy

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vrkhfkb

Which brother is worse? - murderer - gambler - nuggeter


Dalmanza4

They are the modern Hussein brothers


PresidentXiJinPin

Not committing crimes is Porter’s brothers father


cumplainerofwork

These brothers have a combined IQ of 100


U_W_44_51

One is a convicted murderer who went full HRIV Another is a bum who gave up millions for 22k for the homeys. The other is the Nick Bosa/ Hodge Twin of the NBA (Isaac the new Hodge twin) Them ninjas need a therapist


Talkjar

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jesser09

My dyslexia read it as Cuban Porter


theswoopscoop

Doing the Lord's work It's admirable