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GetYouMad573

Conversely, I have that part down perfectly. I just need to turn into a 6'6" black guy and I'll be MJ 2.0


AspiringEggplant

You’ll be incarcerated before the draft statistically speaking


MariachiStucardo

Not smart enough for ~~college~~ junior high


OsamaHimLaden3

https://preview.redd.it/dlpl536l3xyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef3a0b27f46980bf44725bc9f86762b1c9d1540


Jblake0413

Is your Dad still alive?


RedDragons8

Jordan was great, but iron sharpens iron. I firmly believe it was MJ's intense rivalry with one competitor that drove him to GOAT status. https://preview.redd.it/ramtv7iqauyc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2033dd403bd3503cf62b4cbcd92ecb3ff0ed95b8


earlthomas111

![gif](giphy|qdPUhwP0rDjYLYEDvE|downsized)


earlthomas111

And punches Steve Kerr in the face.


Treyred23

No, chokes out Gobert after losing at cards.


vrkhfkb

- they both athletic as fuck - they both got a sexy midrange bag - they both hate gay dudes I can look past the lack of gambling addiction


rayEW

Gotta have the Fat friend who plays for the Sons and loses all his money to you at golf. No other way to be the GOAT without that... Ant gotta buy a set of clubs and befriend a fasto from the Phx Bums.


Lolo2k21

Zion pack up your bags you are now a PHX SON.


rayEW

KD's next chapter in NO, Zion + Picks + 3 BBQ joints to PHX. We need to complete the circle.


mantistobogganmMD

Both impregnated ugly older women


Remdeau

He sure gambled with that old instagram model


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/1wpccze0cvyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d827a63f2e62a18effb4c66bda412e8f53e73c


xtototo

Mr. Glass invented Draftkings for this


No_Fig_5964

Ant-man could also become a shitty player/GM with the Wizards, and then later come back and run the Hornets further into the ground.


GhostEpstein

Damn RIP to Ants dad. (He gonna owe a lot of people a lot of money)


GhostEpstein

Wait.....does this mean? Rip MJ?


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/ahox8aogeuyc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22e44a93326ab85ca008da5770a45006532a8aa


elbandolero19

He needs to find his own Dennis Rodman


DPRODman11

Ant’s dad better go into hiding.


Hammose

Why? He's a billionaire. He can pay off his son's gambling debts.


cringefacememe

i’d say busting in a thot that you ultimately pay $100k to get an abortion is a real gamble.


theuserpilkington

Send da video


justsomebro10

They need to get him a snow white shooter that he can punch in the mouth for talking out of line.


Cursory_Analysis

https://preview.redd.it/3ur5p75jyuyc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60d019cbc7f2c5df7746f0542e876cd5fbe05ec Until Edwards’ family members are being murdered over his gambling debts, JorGambler will always be my GOAT degenerate 😤 Edwards is putting up numbers tho on his scandals already, I won’t lie.


ZealousidealBus9271

He gambled on his pull out game


pickledelbow

Needs to invite johntay porter and otani’s translator into his circle


OMGoblin

Bro literally gambled with getting side-chicks pregnant lol.


munkdoom

Wouldn’t be putting up these numbers in the Alcohol Fetal Syndrome Era


ghetto_engine

he can be kobe too.


SupBenedick

![gif](giphy|f4UO4FOmSX3m0DgLT2)


SupBenedick

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phildrelle

Both also hate kids


No_Pop2129

His addiction is worse .. hoes will ruin your life


bleu_waffl3s

Does anyone know if his dad is still around


goli14

And smoke cigars


PotentialEasy2086

I think he’s closer to Kobe tbh


BigGrandpaGunther

Someone ask MJ how he feels about gays


Lasvious

I thought Anthony was the kid the gamblers took from MJ when he couldn’t cover his debts. Right before they killed his dad? ![gif](giphy|l3q2JCu9lep6dAmyY)


Tr_Issei2

No Jontay, that would go hard


KING_G_JR

gotta punch the small white guy on the team too, or the least likely guy that could provide him the fade


black_dogs_22

he feels more like a pre CTE Antonio Brown