Exactly. She needs an enforcer who can afford an ejection.
Really though, how dumb and shortsighted is it to attempt to hurt the leagues new money maker? Just guard her, her team sucks.
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WNBA needs enforcers like hockey
Indiana needs to draft a classy thug in the style of Bill Laimbeer to protect her
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I will also take small doses of estrogen and claim womanhood. At 6â4 220 I can take even the thuggiest of wnba players. And if I canât beat them up I will seduce them with my lesbian wiles. Then when I bring them to bed and take off my pants BAM tiny penis looking like a button in a fur coat. My queen avenged.
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Got to draft Heather Swanson to protect Caitlin
Not that I know who any of these people are, but I saw [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7STDBwphaP/) video this week.
This shit is like the WWE bro, exes beating each other up and shoving their own teammates to defend their current lovers. Imagine that shit in the NBA.
So THATS why they play in this clown shoe league for minimum wage full of missed lay ups and 15 foot bricks. It's a premium hook up ground for lesbians. It all makes sense now
Iâm surprised we havenât seen more fighting with how petty and reactive they can be, but getting suspended shaves off the money they claim they donât have, yet floss jewelry during tunnel entrances every game.
Yeah imagine if they fight so hard a few articles of clothing come off. Then as the fight progresses and theyâre slipping and sliding on the court they get butt-naked and someone from the audience throws some liquid lubricant on them as they squirm around. Haha thatâd be so insane and wrong
Not only did that thug Chennedy Carter lost to the worst team in WNBA, but she should be thanking the Queen she isn't on a greyhound bus to the next game.
The women of the WNBA saw a chance to grow the league into something more than the NBA's equal opportunity tax write off and have decided nah we prefer our league to continue to be the subject of mockery
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Donât worry my white queen! Iâll save you from those thugs Don Imus warned me about. They just mad cuz you pretty and donât drive a Nissan Altima.
The discourse about this will feed this sub for the entire NBA offseason. 1990s level discussion of thuggery and classyness is about to be upon us. 12/25 x 1000
have you seen the r/sports takes about it yet? absolutely insane on both sides. this is what we live for. can't wait for all the take shows on monday, we are about to enter a golden era of jerking.
also, isn't *this* the wnba sub?
This level of excitement must be what Waiters felt like after he hit his first two shots of the game. Pure fucking enthusiasm to make horrendous decisions.
real shit though why are they so fucking pissed these same players have been begging for better wnba viewership now they get it from caitlin clark and theyre doing this shit
Gotta love these wnba playerâsâ- they generally have hate for men who happen to be their biggest supporters since women donât care about sports , in general. Now they have hate for the woman who is getting them more coin. Petulant child syndrome
The sooner she admits she's a butch lesbian (which she visibly is, she looka like a man), the sooner they'll pipe down and let her into the club and stop bullying her
Option B: she can stay straight and grow 4 inches and block the fuck out of everyone like Cam Brink, and throw elbows and shit, and everyone would just be scared of her
Cam is a scary bitch, she has balls of steel, ain't nobody trying to pick a fight with some 6'4" chick that will punch you first and ask questions later
Oh itâs coming, Iâve seen a few accounts saying ppl only think sheâs good cause of her looks. If cam starts getting attention (like winning DPOY) you can bet your ass theyâll start bitching about her too
It is a tragedy what is happening to this precious flower - being stamped upon by the boot of ugliness and jealousy. In 20 years we will look back at the uncivilized nature of this with shock and awe.
To really make people confused, Caitlin should yell out "What would my idol Draymond do?" And then proceed to ruthlessly elbow an opposing player that was giving her trouble. Would love to see everyone's varied reactions.
They really hate her. I don't get it. She has done nothing but being extremely good.
She's bringing everything they've dreamed of (financially, popularity wise)
Outjerked https://preview.redd.it/p87codguj04d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf4528a4a07d93704d9bb1babc1af596e205a36b
Outjerked to Bolivia
Bolivian starring Thom Kruse was such an underrated film
The Elder Scrolls : Bolivian
Caitlin bolita, confirmada
Most literate barstool sports employee
Carter has nothing against my Eastern Europoor thug Jokic. If you are gonna commit assault on the court at least injure them for a few months SMDH.
ATTEMPTED MURDER
The unofficial media outlet of Boston, always looking out for the classy ones đ
âInto Bolivianâ lol
Barstool sports: âI swear the massive amount of resignations from black people and women here is just a coincidenceâ
What, did both black guys resign?
Into Bolivian lmfao
Itâs a Mike Tyson quote.
Caitlin gotta throw hands with one of these bitches
She needs herself a Charles Oakley.
Sounds like a job for Audi Crooks
Exactly. She needs an enforcer who can afford an ejection. Really though, how dumb and shortsighted is it to attempt to hurt the leagues new money maker? Just guard her, her team sucks.
Jealousy. They're just mad all eye's are on her.
Swing on the biggest bitch on the floor
Caitlin swing on Brittney Griner might start the race war
Nah clearly sheâs better than that. Why go a few floors down their level?
She's classy like that
The kind of girl you'd bring home to Mom
The kinda girl that you gotta bring hedge trimmers to hookup with
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I'd let her date my brother
and my sister
Handle it in court. They probably canât even afford a lawyer
Youâd be surprised what you can afford on $24,000 a year.
This sub is becoming what it swore to destroy. wtf is this gay ass comment
https://preview.redd.it/0mp46evan04d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=084430f6aa63d49927fc319dfd007488618fbf22 WNBA needs enforcers like hockey
Why's that one fan holding two basketballs?
Pat Bev threw two of them into the stands at a girl that wished him a good Cancun trip
Whoâs the best enforcer of those three ladies
Legit prob far left. Built like a catcher for a softball national champion. She looks like it would take a pickup truck to knock her off center
Not sure who the best enforcer of them is but the MVP is the chair supporting the one with the udders.
More like those two straps hanging by a thread
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Someone once told me that a fat girl showing off their chest was like a homeless guy bragging about having a day off and I will never forget it.
They should get a washed up or retired womenâs UFC fighter
Bro just bring in Gina Carrano, sheâs not busy and would legit prob love the opportunity to smack some classiness into these money hating ladies
Add in that most of these women are gay and Gina might do it for free
Wdym gay, theyâre all married to women, that makes them straight
That reminds me of a flight I took to DC and I was the one in the middle, with the exception that all were guys. That was a long three hours.
Indiana needs to draft a classy thug in the style of Bill Laimbeer to protect her https://preview.redd.it/yxm7q65gj04d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfcc1d508b7207f44a7ec7e5f084309416b490ce
I'll put on a wig and do it. Got nothing better to do
Do you think you'll be the most feminine player on the court?
Will they believe anyone else is really a girl after youâre there?Â
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I will also take small doses of estrogen and claim womanhood. At 6â4 220 I can take even the thuggiest of wnba players. And if I canât beat them up I will seduce them with my lesbian wiles. Then when I bring them to bed and take off my pants BAM tiny penis looking like a button in a fur coat. My queen avenged.
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Finish that shit theres no eating in the car
You look like a Puerto Rican whoreÂ
Juwanna Mann 2
Funny fact Laimbeer was actually coaching in wnba. ![gif](giphy|1221WHhidZASl2)
Heâs unironically probably the most successful WNBA coach of all time
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł Loved that skit.
Liz Cambage already knows how to stand up to those thugs, Indy would be wise to sign her.
https://preview.redd.it/12nar312w14d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a921b38d1360e3061a18fcc6eff2c2cce3c165 Got to draft Heather Swanson to protect Caitlin
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These women hate money.
I mean why else would they play *cough* basketball?
Not that I know who any of these people are, but I saw [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7STDBwphaP/) video this week. This shit is like the WWE bro, exes beating each other up and shoving their own teammates to defend their current lovers. Imagine that shit in the NBA.
So THATS why they play in this clown shoe league for minimum wage full of missed lay ups and 15 foot bricks. It's a premium hook up ground for lesbians. It all makes sense now
I also imagine what the nba would be like if all the players were fucking each other ugh
Magic Johnson enters the chat
/uj Wait, these storylines are cool as shit. WNBA needs to market the hell out of these relationships between players, that is hella interesting.
Hell yeah. Female love watching drama. Turn the WNBA to a reality TV show and make bank.Â
Dude unjerked just to jerk harder than this whole thread.
Nah
That was amazing
Iâll have you know they actually make over $40,000 a year. Try again sweaty đ
My GOAT Ben Simmons really makes more in a quarter sitting on the bench đ
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I hate my cut scene character
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Who you calling sweaty? ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)
Zamn, that's how much you earn in a decade in my fat sloppy country
Holy shit I made more flipping burgers at McDonalds.
I make 20k more being a professional email cuck working from home
Thatâs exactly why they are doing it to her though. Itâs insulting to most of them that Clark is the only reason people are watching WNBA.
They really are incredibly dumb huh?
Sick of more than one fan in the crowd
Ngl, if they start fighting on court, wnba boutta be a whole lot more popular for all the wrong reasons
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Iâm surprised we havenât seen more fighting with how petty and reactive they can be, but getting suspended shaves off the money they claim they donât have, yet floss jewelry during tunnel entrances every game.
https://preview.redd.it/8d3w0zmhm04d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b740f2f5b1f90f21683d59ffd918cb3910b3e557
Yeah imagine if they fight so hard a few articles of clothing come off. Then as the fight progresses and theyâre slipping and sliding on the court they get butt-naked and someone from the audience throws some liquid lubricant on them as they squirm around. Haha thatâd be so insane and wrong
i donât think we want to see that đ
Speak for yourself https://preview.redd.it/y70z0bdjr04d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46f9c5ab4fadc883d2cf86e0ef92e6dc8c0fd58
Vince McMahon is that you?
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WNBA does need its own malice at the palace moment
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Crop your images, are you Bedarded?
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MFW the Suns ask me to not be ass when theyâre only paying me $50 million
$50 million? Is that the vet min these days?
Not only did that thug Chennedy Carter lost to the worst team in WNBA, but she should be thanking the Queen she isn't on a greyhound bus to the next game.
CC needs to spend like a weekend with Luka get some sweet tea and approx 100 lbs.
I wish Iâd saved those AI generated female Luka pics, but at the same time Iâm so so glad I didnât save those AI generated female Luka pics
WouldÂ
Look what they've done to my sweet baby girl
Canât believe theyâd do this to my Milk of Magnesia Mommy
*Goes up to Angel Reese* Can you do me a favor my brown skinned angel? Can you tap that white girl for me?
username checks out
\*your sweet baby boy
No man can hate on a woman like other women can
The women of the WNBA saw a chance to grow the league into something more than the NBA's equal opportunity tax write off and have decided nah we prefer our league to continue to be the subject of mockery
Crabs in a bucket mentality.Â
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This but unironically
Wow gang signs.
Clark is the main character of the WNBA. Everyone else is just a participant in her league.
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Gorgeous
Can't fool me Adam Silver. Still not watching.
mf getting inventive tho
With a name like Chennedy Iâd be pissed off too
![gif](giphy|exOfVLEc1hjOg) Donât worry my white queen! Iâll save you from those thugs Don Imus warned me about. They just mad cuz you pretty and donât drive a Nissan Altima.
Lmao just watched this episode. So good
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Big if true
We all thought the women in the WNBA would lift each other up. ![gif](giphy|l5DePfMmB09ZVkh3Af|downsized)
The discourse about this will feed this sub for the entire NBA offseason. 1990s level discussion of thuggery and classyness is about to be upon us. 12/25 x 1000
The r/wnba sub locks every post that talks about the foul. Our duty to fill the void.
have you seen the r/sports takes about it yet? absolutely insane on both sides. this is what we live for. can't wait for all the take shows on monday, we are about to enter a golden era of jerking. also, isn't *this* the wnba sub?
This level of excitement must be what Waiters felt like after he hit his first two shots of the game. Pure fucking enthusiasm to make horrendous decisions.
To my queen? Not on my watch ![gif](giphy|oVsTRa98DcMplRHzPJ)
real shit though why are they so fucking pissed these same players have been begging for better wnba viewership now they get it from caitlin clark and theyre doing this shit
they are racist.
and heterophobic
Well...she's not exactly what many had in mind for the league's top player stats-wise.
Yeah should have drafted Michael Jordan. Wth
They werenât ready for Vanilla Ice and they arenât ready for Caitlin Clark.
She madd cause she make 65k and CC just signed a 28mil nike contract
Feel like the more this happens the higher chance this is gonna make new wnba fans unironically racist
WNBA expansion into the Boston markkket confirmed?
Gotta love these wnba playerâsâ- they generally have hate for men who happen to be their biggest supporters since women donât care about sports , in general. Now they have hate for the woman who is getting them more coin. Petulant child syndrome
Whatâs more racist at this point? The wnba or the celtikkks?
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female draymond green
Normally I'm not for the death penalty but I think we should find something even worse than that for anyone who treats Caitlin like this
The sooner she admits she's a butch lesbian (which she visibly is, she looka like a man), the sooner they'll pipe down and let her into the club and stop bullying her Option B: she can stay straight and grow 4 inches and block the fuck out of everyone like Cam Brink, and throw elbows and shit, and everyone would just be scared of her
I do kinda wonder why everyone in the league seems to have beef with Caitlyn but no one has any with Cam
Because Half league tryna fuck Cam
Same
Half this sub*âŚ
^^^^ this.
Damn I just looked her up you weren't joking lmao.
Top tier milk đ¤đż
Cam is a scary bitch, she has balls of steel, ain't nobody trying to pick a fight with some 6'4" chick that will punch you first and ask questions later
Cam Draymond Green Caitlyn Steph Curry. Caitlyn needs an enforcer.
Jealousy. Though tbh they should be jealous of Cam too because shes hot
Oh itâs coming, Iâve seen a few accounts saying ppl only think sheâs good cause of her looks. If cam starts getting attention (like winning DPOY) you can bet your ass theyâll start bitching about her too
Takes bad shots, complains to refs, sucks Female dame (lowercase)
Jealous of all the attention Cait gets. Women crave attention. It's a drug for them.
Sheâs Fran McCaffreyâs sonâs beard. Also I fucking hate Fran.
Ainât nobody meaner than a butch lesbian
In my experience, once they realize you're not trying to sleep with them or their girlfriend, they're actually quite nice.
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assaulting a national security asset.
It is a tragedy what is happening to this precious flower - being stamped upon by the boot of ugliness and jealousy. In 20 years we will look back at the uncivilized nature of this with shock and awe.
Fucking thugs. Play CLASSY goddamit
Thatâs a flagrant foul
They are gritting those teeth making 45k a year
To really make people confused, Caitlin should yell out "What would my idol Draymond do?" And then proceed to ruthlessly elbow an opposing player that was giving her trouble. Would love to see everyone's varied reactions.
Staggeringly ugly THUG mercilessly assaults sweet little angel minding her own business in a classy manor. What else do you expect from THEM đ´
She needs to watch more soccer. Her flop game is weak.
Thatâs what you call class vs no class.
Theyâve resorted to thuggery! The street stuff
NOT CLASSY
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Welcome to the W đ
Gonna bust that new car shine right offa her.
Nothing like the WNBA players doing everything they can to keep the league unprofitable and difficult to watch
They really hate her. I don't get it. She has done nothing but being extremely good. She's bringing everything they've dreamed of (financially, popularity wise)
You think dem tiddies flop like that too?
Uj/ what was the point of this
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My Queen! đđđ
What is the WNBA doing to our classy king?
They need a big enforcer for Caitlin like in hockey.
This the most clout âchennedyâ is ever gonna get. She does not keep it hairy.
Well if Caitlin would just stop being white and straight they would probably be much nicer to her ÂŻ\\\_(ă)\_/ÂŻ
there's a longer clip where angel reese is the first to get up and cheer the hit
They hate a white woman is the face of the league
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Okay are they stupid isnt she briging in the money
Flop
Both a foul and a flop. A rare tandem
I see they are following the Pistons model and are already implementing The Caitlin Rules.
Good thing there's no rookie hazing in the NBA lolololl
They will argue it's not pettiness, it's competition lmao. Jealousy is what it is.Â