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JOTD

You dropped this 👑

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🎶 Ugly but I ball like I’m Tony Snell 🎵

I literally spit out the semen in my mouth reading this! You win the internet for today good sir!

You mean your wife's boyfriend's semen?

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Reddit on!

Honestly, this comment deserves more love 🤓

This

Thanks for the likes kind strangers 🤓🔫

Here’s a poor man’s gold 🏅

Take my wife!

Drayboobies.

The fuckin chill expression is sending me. “Well, he kept talking so I had to choke him. I don’t see the issue.”

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I saw this on r/KendrickLamar and it made me laugh so hard. I’m laugh just as hard right now lol.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As a niggah in REAL LIFE, I approve this meme!

Gold

The jiggling tits really take this home for me.

should’ve donated some of those genes to our torn ACL flat Amazon overlord

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slappers anonymous

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Dudes got 10x bigger tits than Queen Cameron.

Oh my fucking God I didn't even realize that

I would describe his breasts as "succulent"

‘Succulent’ sounds too classy of a word

Needs a mansserie

My guy said keep jiggling them titties like that and I’m taking you home.

if bro put half as much passion into his workout routine...

His titties remind me of my ex.

Maybe you should call him? Can't pass up on titties like that

"I'll stay quiet if you quit jigglin"

Fuck a championship parade, my boy doing a championship buffet after this

Them tities big enough for that shit.

Bigger than Queen Brink

A quick flash gets him in for free.

Keep talkin

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He definitely had a pregame meal

These type of dudes are out of breath in 3 minutes of half court pickup

Dude looked out of breath after barking at the other guy like a seal

I thought he was choking on something he ate

3 minutes? Try 3 seconds

Shit do be rough

3 minutes? Bro ain’t steppin’ out the key.

Bro acting like he ain’t playing a fucking video game pretending to be other dudes who are actual people 🤓

He's actually technically his own dude who's not actually a person

He’s a dude disguised as another dude playing a dude

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you about to cross a line https://preview.redd.it/p5b9ap6ljz7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effdc28b3e3210291cc86aaaedb1f0c67ab0a3e1



He went full retard

Suck my unit

[It's a great song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFG5dk1GyRo)

How fat is his MyPlayer? If its a Zion buildset, ill give him a pass

You ever get in an argument with a PC gamer about whether or not e sports guys are athletes? They really cling to the hand stamina thing

I respect the time and dedication it takes to become an actual professional esports player, 10+ hours every day and coaching to become a better player at whatever game. But you'll never hear me call them athletes, they're competitors. Yes, there's an immense amount of skill, but nothing athletic is going on when you play video games.

I agree. Athlete is the wrong description, and competitor seems fair. The cool thing about esports is that virtually everyone can compete so the pool is bigger and therefore extremely difficult to get to the top and ultra competitive. I also don’t think sports games require as much skills as competitive first person shooters that require insane hand-eye coordination and reaction time.

It's like chess. I will concede that chess GMs are fucking wizards, I will never play the game at that level. But I could show up at a chess tournament with 0 prep and be physically fine. Motorsports on the other hand, absolutely a sport. I would snap my neck trying to corner some of those cars at the G forces required.

Absolutely agree on the motorsport part, especially when you get into the top levels like F1 and WEC LMH. Extreme G forces through corner after corner wears down the body much more than people realize.

Also in sports like F1 you have to keep yourself in shape since every additional kg affects the cars speed. The cars are built to the drivers specs.

they obviously arent true physical athletes, like 90% of esport pros are skinny as fuck or fat, but its not like its just playing a video game either. mfers out here playing 12 hours a day 7 days a week to stay at the top

Either 100 lbs or 300 lbs, and can't lift a gallon of milk in either case.

If ur sport takes place sitting down don’t call it a sport

Bench players freaking out rn

BMX?

wheelchair basketball?

I know you're joking, but that is one of the hardest things I've ever done. I was at a paralympics training center, I think in Birmingham, AL (it was a cross country trip so I could be misremembering), and we, a group of college kids, played against real wheel chair basketball players. They absolutely pushed our shit in and some of the stuff they could do was incredible. But yeah it was insanely tiring and also difficult coordination wise.

Actual para-atheletes are usually jacked because whatever muscle group they aren't working on is time spent on their primary muscle group. Imagine how ripped your arms would be if you walked in a hand stand every day. That's basically what these guys are doing, having to move the chair and control the ball.

Yeah, they were. I just didn't realize how hard it would be to move the chair, those things are pretty heavy since they've got to be able to deal with banging into other chairs, or how hard it would be to coordinate between controlling the chair and catching the ball.

I wasn't joking lol that shit looks hard. I didn't realize the other commenter was joking

Formula 1?

Rowing?

So ice luge isn't a sport?

Formula 1 dudes are furiously drinking from their oil and screaming at this comment

Lance Armstrong in shambles

"My IEP says I need an esports accommodation for gym class"

IDK man I respect the dedication. The older I get I can feel my skills slipping in competitive online games. I used to grind Halo 3 and MW2 lobbies for 12+ hours a day and competed in local tournaments. Now I am lucky to get a positive K/D. It's definitely a skill that takes constant grinding and improvement to remain at a high level similar to athletes.

They're whatever golfers are

My college back in the 90's allowed phys ed. credits for bowling. Unfortunately I started the year after they instituted the rule that you couldn't smoke or drink during the round if you wanted the credit.

Sounds like an actual seal though

Tbf the real players are also just playing a game

I can’t understand what is he saying. The jiggling was too distracting.

Why is there not a subreddit for gaming freakouts/streaming.



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it’s time for cody to bring back racism

Too late he already solved it


It ain't that serious bro, it's not like you're playing a real game like WNBA 2k.

Do they measure cup size at the 2k combine?

KG of the 2K League

Zion of the 2K League

Nah his mass is below average for a 2k league player

I mean this is like 99% of the people here

is my webcam on?

but he’s denzel compared to mrbumsfan’s ugly ass


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European basketball players called and they want their body type back


Have there ever been angrier moobs in all of history?

Luka shook rn

He’s getting winded trash talking while he got Lebron doing burpees in the game

What size jersey you want? “Extra medium”

Damn these two weeks of Cancun really gave Luka a nice tan

Bros got Zions body and Draymond’s temper

Them milk bags jiggling. Didn’t even hear the rest

My guy! https://i.redd.it/mq7gkejroz7d1.gif

Fat bum couldn’t run once up the court

Bros got bigger tits than anyone in the WNBA

Average 2k interaction

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Dont put tomatoes on my buger tubby.

his tits are jiggling

Still better than tatum

So fat

We did it!!!!!!!

Bro needs to calm down and order a [few stuff crust pies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0En8mOEDM).

I would have told him to shut his ass up and let a brother suck on dem titties

NO WAY I WORKED THIS LAST YEAR HAHAHAHA THIS WAS IN DC I REMEMBER THIS


Only league this dude in is in competitive eating.

You can’t yell like that when you have tits that big and a technical penis.

Man, I couldn’t possibly imagine acting like this over a fucking video game.

Less of this.

Imagine you work hard all your life to raise a family and this is your son.

This one evolved from a walrus instead of a chimp 🧐

Ehhh this is peanuts compared to Gorilla Tag

Is that a mod??? LFG!

I reckon those are at least double D's

Man if I had the fast twitch fibers he's wasting I'd be in the league

NBA equivalent when someone steam rolls the handicapped parking spot playoffs to a championship. https://preview.redd.it/ly1r2qdynz7d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb04ace61b4ab6b8e7e1f33739bd96243870f66f

only thing bros dunking is his mcnuggets

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he ate the rest of the 2k leauge

You heard Anthony. Keep talking

You'd get ejected for that in the NBA

Can’t wait to see Tatum do this

To be fair the guy he’s yelling at stole his pizza rolls

Why do these video game dudes wear uniforms lmao

Thug behavior smh

Give this man a T for flexing those man tittays in the other e-sports pro’s face… it’s taunting and arousing

He looks like a celtikkks fan


This what i say to my gf when she gets shy talking about her day

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Luka would never

Sounding like [a sea lion barking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfypFWgE9Y)

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That schmedium ass shirt he got on

People are legit like this at local madden tournaments.

Luka Doncic every off season

His mom fucked his tendies up?

I know we joking on his fatness but I’d bet at least on a good day, this subs avg users probably weighs similar amount. Maybe 20%~40%

Bro for a C cup outcherre

Jayson Taters

This is the Celtics squad, lol. The league is trying to make a pro gamer league

Probably a Celtics fan

Should probably test for steroids

Perfect representation of that entire player base. One of the most godawful online experiences of any AAA game.

I’m sure this doesn’t look embarrassing on his BOOKFACE X timeline. The three relatives of his that hasn’t blocked him yet must be super proud

Still better than the wnba

Thanassis after dame hits the game winning 3:

Man child upset

Bro need to get that energy in the gym

Soon Jason Tatum will be speaking these glorious lines “keep talking”!

Do they proclaim "Luka" before trash talking spectators like saying "Jordan" before sinking a paper ball into the garbage can?

Kobe*

It’s not that serious bet he can’t even make a lay up

fat boy in elite mode

Get this dude a manssiere.

2k has been and will always be a cancer to our society

Still better than Tatum celebrations

Tits and belly say otherwise 😂


Titties be jiggling with RAGE!

This dude trying to be hard with some jiggly titties playing a video game🤦🏽‍♂️ goddamn go out and meet some women