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Grengrowerz

Good on him! But it was chest all day. Not face. Airbags saved the day!


CryptoScotty

Boob boot.


_Bren10_

Tit kick


DoctorJiveTurkey

Mammary slammary


brighterside0

Knocker soccer


CryptographerOne6615

Nipple cripple


InerasableStain

Tater crater


Sarke1

Hooter booter


Sabotage04

Jug slug


MERVMERVmervmerv

Cunt punt… wait, nope


OBuni_Verse

Mound pound


syliviss

Chesticle check


J_Rath_905

Toe-to-titty tackle


Metalatitsfinest

Speed baggen


Cazmonster

Breast Arrest


zztop610

Boot her hooter


TheBobDoleExperience

Titty hitty


joey_yamamoto

nip trip


JimmyMoffet

Just got over the Mammary Slammary--then this! Literally crying, jesus I'm a juvenile!


tidypunk

Mommy milker kicker


Mr_Nihilism_

Sounds like a prison I wouldn't mind going to


uns0licited_advice

This is why I read reddit


bhellz93

Knocker kick


No-Significance1488

Knock her Knocker.


mothdna

Ah the old boob bootin boogie, we used to dance to that in my day


Suspicious-Access902

Melon masher


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"Say it wich yo chest foo!"


AccentFiend

Some days just having airbags is painful, let alone smashing them into something. I agree the airbags took the brunt of it but I wince every time I see this clip.


peter-forward

ladybumps bump


BelleAriel

Respect!


getoffredditandstudy

Didn’t save the back of the head concussion


Consistent_Spread564

Better than being dead I suppose


Then_Ear5584

Depends on the severity of the head injury really.


Bl_lRR1T0

[He didn't save her life, he prevented her death](https://youtu.be/J4J-Fuo0vLE)


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“You didn’t save my life you ruined my death.”


Plastic_Feed8223

Incredibles moment


SCARLETHORI2ON

lightbulb memory moment reading that quote... fuck, that was a KIDS movie...


call_me_jelli

Such a good movie, though. Holds up.


nictheman123

Yeah, lot of those "kids" movies have plenty of content aimed toward the parents too. We just didn't see it, cause we were the kids at the time


PauloDybala_10

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


Assfuck-McGriddle

I always heard that as “you ruined my debt,” which, in all honesty, might as well be the same thing.


Burntits

Comments like these make me exit the thread and continue scrolling


mirk01

Pretty sure it’s just a joke from the movie The Incredibles


Vizz1n1

Tf's the diferrence


Overload_x_

The difference is that preventing one instance of her attempt of suicide doesn’t resolve why she wanted to do it nor does it change her mind from doing it again.. Edit: There seems to be a lot of argument regarding how the girl was rescued and what alternative options were available. For clarity, I only made the distinction between “preventing her death” and “saving her life” in my response, and had no intention of criticizing the firefighters.


iExodus1744

It gives society one more attempt at trying to help her. It gives people one last chance to reach out to her and share hope. That makes it worth it.


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Kamikaze_Ninja_

You have no clue why she’s there in the first place.


McCardboard

Probably for the tacos, chips & guac and a medium Coke Zero.


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Freaux

Ah yes one more attempt. Let's use that attempt to throw her in a psych ward against her will and put her thousands of dollars in debt.


KillahHills10304

Nah they got those foreign air conditioners on that building and very bright uniforms. This country has universal Healthcare.


Brodellsky

In other words, protip: if you're gonna be unhappy with your life, be sure to be born somewhere other than the US. And if you're unlucky enough to be born here, own a gun so you can prevent yourself from getting too miserable.


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CoffeeToffeeSoftie

They ALWAYS tell people who are struggling to reach out and talk about it, but NEVER tell people how to have those conversations or how to support people. More often than not, when people *finally* decide to talk about it and get help, they get shut down or kicked when they're already down.


Nova_The_Lost_Fox

I hate that you have a point. But your point stands... Sometimes people make things worse and she may be ridiculed and people may accuse her of seeking attention for not completing her suicide. You remember those bullies from the playground and how you were told why they were that way? Sometimes that's completely BS and they bully people because they enjoy other people being in pain.


Firefly1832

I guess in that very moment, the idea was to just prevent that one instance, especially since he's a firefighter and not a psychologist or psychotherapist.


alilbleedingisnormal

As somebody who's been to a therapist for shit like this, most of them couldn't help either. You're better off spending your money on weed and psychedelics. At the very least if you're not cured you got your money's worth.


JustStatedTheObvious

> Most The good ones saved my life.


theetruscans

I'm so sorry you had to deal with this but don't spread bullshit, especially to vulnerable people. I'm sorry it wasn't effective for you but DBT and CBT (dialectical behavior therapy/ cognitive behavioral therapy) are the most effective forms of intervention for suicide ideation that we know of. Thankfully psychedelic therapy is able to be researched now, it may prove to be more effective. However, suggesting suicidal people should just take a bunch of shrooms and smoke weed is irresponsible.


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estrangederanged

Lol this is not about semantics at all.


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I worked with people who were depressed/anxious/wanted to die. The amount of times I hear simple platitudes and “your life is important!” While throwing out the 800 number makes my skin crawl. People want to feel good thinking they are saving a person, when in many cases it makes someone feel even more alone.


jimmyvcard

Yeah this person can get fucked in their face. I can only roll my eyes so hard.


alilbleedingisnormal

Why do some redditors expect everybody to be perfect? That's Twitter shit. Some people don't get it right away - big fkn deal. It's a statistical inevitability that not everybody's gonna know everything.


Vizz1n1

Ah yes, let her fall so we can resolve it after


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

People always forget or don’t care about what comes after. Like if you put a suicidal person in a hospital or some place with paid services. Who’s gonna pay for it? Maybe the crippling debt would push those down even more. It’s always the “ah my job here is done” after patting yourselves on the back for “saving” someone. Idk. It’s a tough topic to talk about I guess.


CamelSpotting

Statistically it does somewhat, people who survive an attempt are less likely to attempt again.


TurboRuhland

It is usually found that those who survive an attempt to commit suicide rarely die by suicide later. > Nine out of ten people who attempt suicide and survive will not go on to die by suicide at a later date. This has been well-established in the suicidology literature. A literature review (Owens 2002) summarized 90 studies that have followed over time people who have made suicide attempts that resulted in medical care. Approximately 7% (range: 5-11%) of attempters eventually died by suicide, approximately 23% reattempted nonfatally, and 70% had no further attempts. https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/means-matter/means-matter/survival/ 30% attempting again is obviously much higher than the general population, but you’re selecting from a group of people who have already attempted. But more often than not, preventing suicide during an attempt will save a person from ever dying by suicide.


xtoph

Less likely than who? The people who died?


Brodellsky

There was only one important thing I learned in Stats class, and it's literally this. You can bend any statistic to your will.


Nuclear_rabbit

From the phrasing, it sounds like they are claiming that the subset of people who have survived an attempt are less likely to make an attempt than the subset of people who have never made an attempt at all.


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Manueluz

Because it's like saving someone from being murdered then leaving the person in the same room with the murderer alone. Sadly there is really not a lot you can do, if a person gets to this point it's sometimes way more sadistic to force them to keep living their nightmares.


lonnie123

The circumstances that lead to a murder or a suicide are incomparable, thats why. On top of that, Murder is not a choice people make for themselves.


mauromauromauro

The guys a firefighter, not a fucking wizard. He did enough. Not his job to ensure she won't do it again


Soggy_Start1396

Pulling someone out of a burning building doesn’t eliminate the chance of them burning to death at a later point either though?


Grt38

Instead of eternal peace, they got a possible concussion, probably their rights signed away by a judge, ambulance rides, put into inpatient program against their will, and when the “psych team” deems them to be mentally stable (stayed enough days in order to get sufficient money out of them), the suicidal person will get a bill from the inpatient hospital for thousands of dollars, sending them probably into more crippling debt, only furthering their depressive state and ruining their life more. It’s not like I’m speaking from experience or anything. I love living at my moms house now, having no social life, unviable for an SO because of it, and needing to spend years just to recuperate from my financial demise that was brought upon by people “deciding” that I can’t kill myself. All pro-life people want to dictate what I do with my life, but they don’t want to hear about how the decision to stop me and put me in hell has literally ruined it much further.


Grt38

Anyone downvoting me is looking from the inside out, I’m sorry. Quick gist of my first inpatient experience as brief as I can make it: I was physically assaulted by a schizophrenic who was improperly separated by mental state, also learned the person was raped by another patient in there, witnessed medication administered improperly (they literally gave people the wrong meds, switching patients’ meds up), met 2 people from prison that had been transferred there and they said they preferred prison because, and this brings me to my last point, they didn’t let us outside for 7 and 1/2 days. Let’s face it, most people can’t handle not breathing fresh air, or feeling sunlight directly on your face for a week. The blinds in there also don’t ever let full sunlight through the windows. There’s more to tell about the 9 days I was there, but those are the large ones.


CamelSpotting

Luckily she doesn't live in the US.


Grt38

That genuinely makes me relieved to know. I hope she lives somewhere that will truly make an effort to help her..


FightingIsGay

No bro you don't understand, violating a person's right to bodily autonomy and self determination is terrible except when the person is presumed to be neurodiverse, in that case it's NEXTFUCKINGLEVEL^tm


puppup01

Holy shit this movie is darker than I remember


8_bit_brandon

Y’all see how slow he’s moving, as to not make a sound. I don’t think this is his first rodeo.


latrion

He was moving so slowly I could barely see him.


CommanderHunter5

Draxx moment


CatLordCayenne

I don’t think you can actually sue some one for stopping your suicide attempt because I’m pretty sure suicide is considered illegal and that’s why cops can break into your home to stop you and such or at least that is how it was explained to me once


pitb0ss343

Seeing what this is under is so funny


CatLordCayenne

I definitely thought I was replying to a comment way below lmao


pitb0ss343

Hey we’ve all made that mistake one time… or 40… or once a day lmao


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r/suddenlyprehistoric


chromatic45

r/secondrodeo


09po98oi

Lol pretty much anyone in the human population would have enough sense to approach as silently as possible in this situation. You don’t need to have snuck up on a suicidal person on a ledge before to have this intuition. Idk where redditors come up with these theories.


8_bit_brandon

Yeah I’ve worked with the general public for almost 2 decades. You’d be surprised how stupid the average person can be


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DarthJarJarJar

I don't think it's a rodeo at all! Look at the utter lack of cows, the tiny belt buckles, why no one even has a big dumb hat on! Some goddam rodeo, if you ask me.


radarscoot

Stupidest title ever.


ProbablyDrunk303

He dropped... then kicked?? Are you the stupidest Redditor ever??


ssshield

Technically correct is the best correct. Love it.


StoryRadiant1919

r/technicallythetruth


Odd_Major_3895

r/technicallythetruth


DancinDirk

Technically NOT the truth, "drop, kick in the shoulders/chest" that was nowhere near her face


tidbitsz

But not to the FACE! I wanted to see some face drop kicking action!!!


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How would you have labeled it? Edit: grammar


radarscoot

Well, it wasn't a drop kick and it didn't hit her in the face. So I might try to avoid those words.


FallsOnDeafEars

There was a drop as the man kicked. It's about as literal as you can get.


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Literally how’s this man’s comment upvoted so high.


AWaterDogArt

I mean, he's right about the face part from what I can tell. I'm not entirely sure what a dop kick is technically tho


magikarp2122

A wrestling move, where you jump and kick your opponent, usually with both feet. One could argue this was more like Finn Balor’s “shotgun drop kick” which is still technically a drop kick. Firefighter messed up not following up with the diving stomp though.


Complex_Sherbet2

Drop the "drop"


pandaSitt

Maybe it wasn't a drop kick, but he did drop and then kick


BernieEcclestoned

Mad lad hoofs sad lass


003402inco

You got my vote for best replacement title, ya legend.


_QuesoNowWhat_

Fireman knocks a young woman back onto her own balcony to prevent suicide attempt.


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Unkuni_

Fire fighter dropkicks a woman off of balcony


ajreed1995

That sounds like attempted murder


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yes


TangoFrosty

The lasagna recipe Obama doesn’t want you to know.


masterofasgard

I'm convinced most people posting videos like this purposefully put spelling mistakes or misleading titles to goad people into replying, therefore getting more visibility on they're posts.


bacillaryburden

Did you use they’re instead of their for this reason? If so, congrats, I was goaded into replying.


Dubcekification

And he did it from the next fucking level!


OBuni_Verse

r/nextfuckinglevel has now been completed successfully. No further posts will be required


OstrichLive8440

That’s it - we’ve had a good run everybody. Time to pack up and get the hell out of here


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✅ A Drop ✅ A kick Title checks out.


Fortunatious

Face? Only if the “eyes are up here” crowd has been lying the whole time


Biguitarnerd

Lmao…. Although… it does kind of make me wonder how often you’ve heard that. I made the mistake once in my adult life (although I didn’t actually get the comment) A friend walked in to a gig I was playing… I had already been playing for…. 2-3 hours? I don’t remember…. And people from the audience were buying me shots all night. I guess I kind of spaced out because she was talking to me and I was a little drunk and my eyes drifted down. I’m not sure for how long but I started to notice that all of her hand gestures started to go around her boobs like she was gesturing to her boobs. I got super embarrassed because I didn’t even realize I was staring and sort of stammered my way out of there. I hate making people uncomfortable not to mention I’m married and I really don’t want to be noticing anyones boobs other than my wife’s so I was horrified. Anyway…. she’s never mentioned it and I’ve never stared at her boobs again. Hopefully she realized I was a bit drunk and had a brain fart. Pretty sure that’s the case, wasn’t awkward at all when we’ve hung out since.


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

Where was he located? On the next fucking level.


RingOpen8464

You wanna die? Too bad, here's a hospital bill.


fluffyduckmurder

Would want to die x2 after getting the hospital bill. Crippled in debt


CarlosG0619

That will make sure she doesnt sit for an hour thinking about it


I_am_darkness

I've turned down an ambulance and told them I'd rather die.


Tadeopuga

You assume that this is in the US. Chances are wherever this happened they do have healthcare


wnr3

Apparently this was in Korea in 2017 (not confirmed), but they do have universal healthcare. No hospital bills at the point of service!


tgibson12

Not US. No hospital bills!


charliesk9unit

All the other unit owners would not mind paying the bills if it means that there's no suicide on the property. In many parts of the world, there's a strong stigma on a property and adjacent properties from having a suicide taken place and would drive down the market values of these properties.


GGGirls-Unit

So you're saying suicides keep the rent down?


charliesk9unit

In fact, if you don't mind the history, such property can go for a deep discount.


rootbeer_cigarettes

That’s not the US.


AmoistHandshake

Looks like korean infrastructure


silvercoated1

This event happened in Korea so her medical bill wouldn’t be an issue like in Good Ol’Merica


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CaffeinAddict

Nah thats Korea. The uniform on that guy and the livery of that ambulance are all Korean EMS ones


vicious130

No. it's Korea. [https://www.yna.co.kr/view/AKR20170425203200061](https://www.yna.co.kr/view/AKR20170425203200061) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T9KdDu4QLs&ab\_channel=SBS%EB%89%B4%EC%8A%A4


drjekyllismyshrink

THIS! ISN’T! SPAR-TAAAAaaaa!


etherpromo

He kicks but he saves..


ajwubbin

And he saves more than he kicks…


ThePapFather69

*you are being rescued, do not resist*


P-VI

Mandatory rescue. We appreciate your thankfulness for this most beneficial moment.


CrispyVibes

SURVIVE


Al-Gore_Rythm

...I think she died, falling like that. Task failed successfully. Or she survived, and sued him like that man in The Incredibles. Mr. Incredible: Hey, I saved your life! Man now with broken neck: no, you ruined my death!!


definitelyemil

No way in hell she died


takenwithapotato

My only regret, bone-itis


[deleted]

Thats a funny name for a horrible disease


Tyler89558

I dunno, falling on the back of your head or on your neck could be pretty dangerous. Slightly less dangerous than falling forward off the balcony, of course, but human beings are surprisingly fragile when they fall the wrong way


jawn-of-the-jungle

You think she died? What?


Radix4853

This guy is made of porcelain


Mancidepress

I was born with glass bones and paper skin


GoofyGooberYeah-

Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms


1668553684

I don't think she died at all, but that does not look like a nice fall. I could see some pretty serious head and neck injuries arising from it, which in some cases could be life threatening.


WatchingPaintWet

The case in the Incredibles is not something that happens in the real world (at least in any country I know of) because preventing someone from committing suicide is generally legally protected because 1) The number of people who regret attempting suicide is disturbingly high. 2) You don’t know whether the person in question is currently suicidal because they are on drugs, not on their medication, etc. To put it another way, governments don’t want you to hesitate to save someone’s life. It’s similar to how you can’t be prosecuted for harm you do to someone while attempting CPR etc.


FireFright8142

Probably intentionally, The Incredibles takes place before good samaritan laws were put into effect in the US


Randalf_the_Black

Maybe die if you fall one way or guaranteed to die if you fall the other. Seems like an easy choice.


Unlikely-Rock-9647

My client didn’t ASK to be saved, my client didn’t WANT to be saved!


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imagine you’re just chillin on the balcony and some guy comes out of nowhere and kicks you in the boobs


Wuz314159

ThatsMyFetish.gif


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????????? sir


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Fast forward to 11 seconds left


phillyman128

Right? This could have been 45 seconds shorter lol


purplehighway

i normally would agree with that, about videos that have a long unnecessary buildup that doesn’t add to the actual subject/focus of the video. this one shows the firefighter slowly getting into position while trying to not make any noise. i think it’s ok here, but i did fast forward every replay after the initial watch


cccmikey

Yes you can see him ever so carefully stalking his prey.


No-Arm-6712

What a delightfully violent method of rescue


tomhall44

Firefighter Wins FATALITY


busmac38

Violence is *occasionally* the solution


Tony_Earll

The dating scene is really rough these days.


charliesk9unit

The pressure on young people is so strong in places like South Korea that it's driving many people to do this.


ZeroEffsGiven

You guys think this helped her want to live or possibly reinforced her desire to end it? I’m genuinely curious


Mendicant__

Almost definitely improved her long term prognosis. People who survive a suicide attempt overwhelmingly regret trying and only about ~7% end up dying in a second suicide attempt. People aren't terminally suicidal; it's a mental state you can spiral into and which causes cognitive errors and biases that you aren't subject to all the time. Basically, we're subject to severe presentism, and tend to not only expect to continue feeling the way we do now, but to also believe we've *always* felt this way. Preventing this from killing someone means they will almost always climb back out.


QuarterlyTurtle

If she waited there long enough for them to arrive and get all set up above, then I doubt she really wanted to die, I mean, she might’ve been willing to, but maybe it was more a cry for help. Most people regret it after attempting suicide


l_Rumble_Fish_l

That was clean af.


md_dc

And now she has a traumatic brain injury from hitting the balcony cement 🤗


Total_Cartoonist747

That dropkick is a last ditch attempt. The negotiator probably determined there is no way they will talk her out of jumping off, so they covertly send in a firefighter to save her. Also, hesitation from jumping is a good sign. The successful suicide cases happen when the person doesn't hesitate and just acts.


pummers88

The irony of the subreddit this is in is on another level


jbuddha115

You didn’t save my life! You ruined my death, that’s what you did!


Cmars_2020

CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve been saved


Lord_Viddax

How I drop kicked your Mother.


4ceizsokewl92

"I hurt you, because I care!"


actorsnonactors

She won’t think much about suicide now that she struggles to count to the color potato


phcarrijo

Eddie Murphy: IN THE FACE


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You're going to live...with that broken nose!!!


fbc1010

Now she will be happy as a paraplegic


TonightConstant5408

As someone who has attempted, that fireman did the right thing so long as she is immediately sent to receive proper treatment


TonightConstant5408

Also, I think the fireman purposefully tried to be as quiet as possible. If you get scared by a brightly colored man hanging above you WHILE you've been sitting on an edge wanting to jump, it will probably push you to make your final decision.


razorfish000

Cause of death: Head injury from Pavle Cemente


Eat_The_Church_99

**FUCK YOU, YOU WILL LIVE! **


SlytlyTilted

I wish I could take the same approach for people who karma farm u/mademesmile with “I went a whole month without killing or mutilating myself” posts.


EyesOfTwoColors

It turned out ok but really perverse that these guys were filming