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Uncle_N_Word

I'd say the fact that he is balanced over a pit of hell while fishing for more demons is the impressive part


Medium-Journalist995

I'd have to agree


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kingtrog1916

What a massive bellend


nyquiljordan

I get to do that Reddit thing were I say “I don’t have any money to give you but all I can say is the is the most underrated comment on my side of internet in the last hour.” Anyway. This is that.


MajesticNectarine204

No this is Patrick


poppadocsez

Sir this is a Wendy's


shophopper

My -foot-diameter is around 7.5 cm, measured behind the toes.


impasseable

Damn, that dude is both a great tennis player and world record jellyfish holder?? Lots of hats for sure.


hogtiedcantalope

Just remember the jellyfish are more afraid you than you are of them


GordOfTheMountain

Yeah, that's why they'll sting the fuck outta you.


aafikk

Jellyfish have no brains


WildJoker0069

I feel like one wrong step, and he's dead...


Noba-Dee

Look closely, his foot is in there a few times. Balls of steel or just high tolerance for the sting?


NotThatGuyAgain111

Maybe he pissed on his legs beforehand.


bigdickpuncher

If it was me I'd be so terrified that I would be pissing down my leg the entire time.


tickingboxes

Many species of jellyfish are not harmful to humans


Flipmode0052

Not all jellyfish sting or hurt you if you make contact actually many of them don't. I don't this is a type that causes pain.


B_D_Hadel

I was thinking the same, used to throw cannonball jellyfish at my friends who didn’t know better. For some reason though these look like they sting.


lastgreenleaf

That’s hilarious. Did they call you a bastard when you did it? Hmmmm? 


B_D_Hadel

No but I used to yell “fire in the hole!”


Jizzraq

His resistance to their venom is fed by pure hatred towards these abominations.


2_much_4_bored_guy

Holy fuck, I thought it was the floor decoration at a quick glance


lawthrowaway101

Interesting screen name you went with, uncle n word


PeterBeater80

While balancing over those stinging fucks without any damn footwear whatsoever 


PeterBeater80

Anybody know why they are even collecting them? What the hell are they going to do with them?


PsychologicalEar2877

Jam🤷🏻‍♂️


answerguru

No, JELLY. These are not jamfish!


gruntman

Jellyfish are edible!


Dr_Driv3r

Everything is edible if you're asian enough


Xikkiwikk

The real question here: Are all those Jellies stinging each other inside that boat? Or are they immune to each other’s tentacles?


PerpetuallySouped

No, they won't sting jellyfish of their own species. They use chemoreceptors in their nematocytes (stinging cells), to let them know what's prey, and what's not. They may sting another species of jellyfish, though. I don't know what would happen if one of them were to get stung, or injected, with its own venom, but now I'm curious.


Window-washy45

Do they have a cns to react to stings? If not, maybe that's the reason??


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The jellyfish as a whole does not, the individual "organs" that sting do. Think of it like a chemical pressure plate. Something's aren't the right chemicals to get stung, some are. The jellyfish doesn't decide, the trap just springs.


KerroDaridae

Not to mention, let's build a boat and then fill it with water while out in the ocean amongst a sea of demons.


wophi

At least put on some shoes!


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For the people asking - Jellyfish is a common delicacy in various Asian countries. Pickled Jellyfish is a famous delicacy in China, Korea, Japan and Vietnam.


4chanbetter

Do they have the populations for this or is it gonna be another whales and japan situation?


AccomplishedRush3723

Great news, jellyfish populations are skyrocketing globally!! Terrible news, it's a sign that the oceans are dying!!


RevolutionaryBus2782

Please teach me a little more accomplishedrush? A little reference or something I could google?


AccomplishedRush3723

You can start here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish_bloom Basically rising ocean temperatures combined with a constant, mass dumping of waste from human activity causes a rapid spike in algae. Algae eventually dies and the microbes that feed on it hoover up all of oxygen faster than it can be replaced. This process occurs pretty rapidly and creates massive dead zones where most sea life cannot survive. Jellyfish have no blood and no brain and do not have the same requirements for oxygen and can feed on the existing microbes without any competition. As the population of jellies blooms, they easily consume any eggs or fry that may have survived the deoxygenization. At that point, the only thing left is jellyfish.


RevolutionaryBus2782

Thank you kindly! I’ve worked in, under, and on, the water for 2/3rds of my life. On a purely subjective and qualitive level I can say I had noticed more jelly fish in recent years than past. Nice to read a bit about it! Thanks again!


yankiigurl

Definitely more jellyfish. I got one too the face last summer, I think I got stung like 11 times. Haha they don't hurt too bad though


RevolutionaryBus2782

Speak for yourself buddy! Got stung by a Portuguese man o war when I was a kid all across my inner thigh. Nearly paralysed me in the water, nearly drowned making it to shore, laid there in immense pain until people found me. Can’t remember much more. Very unpleasant experience. Scarred my leg for about a year.


ExedoreWrex

Damn. Hell of a story. Fun fact, man o’ war isn’t a jellyfish, but many zooids (of up to seven varieties) that form a colony making up the structure we call a man o’ war. Edit: grammar


yankiigurl

Yooooo I mean the little white jellies in my area. That sounds awful. I would hate to get stung by one that actually had strong venom(?)


dblack1107

On a less depressing unimportant note, it does always fascinate me how seemingly absent of anything jellies are. Jellies, worms…the idea they are even alive al all with so little senses or consciousness to their being is so mesmerizing the older I’ve got. I’m almost 30 and the more I think about the world the more I think just how weird this whole existence is


beaner_king

Wait till you hear about plants


the_headless_hunt

How strange it is to be anything at all...


EvetsYenoham

So what you’re saying is, humans better dig the taste of jellyfish?


sshwifty

This is terrifying.


SirBeam

It sounds like they are the solution


PepperPhoenix

Here you go https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish_bloom I know, I know, Wikipedia blah blah. But, it makes a good jumping off point for further reading.


RevolutionaryBus2782

Thank you! And Wikipedia is great! We shouldn’t trust any singular source ever anyway. I can apply my critical skills to a wiki article as well as anything else :)


PepperPhoenix

Oooh! I *like* you! Now if only we can get that message out to the other section of the population…


alcormsu

Exactly. Wikipedia cites source much better than most internet goons in a political debate that’s for sure


Ok-Unit8341

Another fun jelly fact: there are immortal jellies that can just make themselves younger, so there could technically be one living in the sea that’s been around since dinosaurs https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/immortal-jellyfish


SonofAMamaJama

Yeah we are losing all the noble ocean life and instead being left with these brainless bags of jelly- it's almost like the ocean is mirroring global human consciousness


talbakaze

it's an endemic species, just a handful of them are endangered. they like warm waters so they're not disappearing soon :)


Medium-Journalist995

That's cool


slappymcstevenson

Have you ever tried it? Is it any good?


PutridWasabi938

It's pretty good, it taste a bit like a salty jelly but very chewy.


slappymcstevenson

Thank you for responding


bunglarn

It’s pretty much just a texture with no real taste by itself. It’s crunchy kind of like some cartiledge. The dishes themselves are good thanks to the flavouring of everything other than the actual jellyfish


Quinocco

Do they come in ranch? How about nacho cheese?


thenoobtanker

fun thing is that if you drench them in ranch they will taste like ranch. It is basically flavorless cartilage, will taste like whatever you drench it in.


iownuall123

Why is this the description for so may things considered a delicacy. Same with shark fin soup, if it has no flavor except what you add to it then what's the point just add those flavors to something that's actually good


HumbleConfidence3500

I love jelly fish. I've never cooked it from scratch but i think the Chinese way they slice them thin like calamari ring width but they end up looking like noodles since they can be quite big. Normally they just need to boil it and mix in sesame oil and chili oil and there delicious. Tastes a little bit like calamari but crunchier. Way crunchier. Sounds strange for something not deep fried. Edit: found recipe with a picture, I had no idea it takes 3 hours to prepare (though the time could be chilling time since they're served cold normally!) https://www.food.com/amp/recipe/sesame-jellyfish-with-chili-sauce-330492


xscientist

It tastes like what's put on it. Texture is a bit like rubber bands that snap when you chew it. Not unpleasant at all.


JimmyTheJimJimson

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life - they’ll eat *anything* in Southeast Asia


Imzocrazy

i didnt even notice the floor was jellyfish until he plopped it on top of the rest...


MrGradySir

Same. They looked like stones and I thought the video freaked out when it wobbled.


pezx

Ahhhh. I was trying to figure out why he had a cobblestone floor for his boat


Trojanwhore69

I didn't even question that the floor was cobblestones. I guess I just don't know enough about boats to have thought it odd.


Gravytonic

lol same


MambyPamby8

Same. I thought it was cobble stone and he was just on a pier of some sort.


flowercrownrugged

What are they for…?


cvframer

To go with the peanut butter fish.


Psychobuff

Take my upvote and leave damnit


thomax77

Really, well played


Photog1981

Get out.


DismalWeird1499

Following for when this is the top comment.


fluffybunnywant2kill

Goddammit. I snorted. You get the upvote.


dellamic4

Jelly of course


liccxolydian

They're delicious in a light sesame sauce.


I-Like-IT-Stuff

I want to know too, all I can think of is sting antidote.


boladeputillos

They let them dry then process them for human consumption in some Asian countries.


Medium-Journalist995

That makes sense not sure I'd like to try it though


boladeputillos

Do it and report back.


alirastafari

Dew it


ClockwiseServant

I wanna eat them as is like a sea turtle


Witchunt666

So you fall of that narrow plank you’re dead right? Or are they not stinging jellies?


DaveDurant

He puts his foot in/very-close several times, so I assume they're either not the stinging kind or he's been stung so many times he doesn't notice any more.


Witchunt666

Yeah I did notice that, so yeah I’m with you that the jellies either aren’t that bad or this guy is just used to it.


thisguyfightsyourmom

What are you doing today Patrick? > barefoot jellyfishing


TheNiftyShifty

Number 15, Burger King foot jellyfish. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King jellyfish is someone’s foot fungus…


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Witchunt666

Sweet, thanks for the info!


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Drae-Keer

The absolute worst boat to capsize on


antishit286

they look a lot heavier than I would have assumed


Scared_of_zombies

They’re big, mostly water, and water is heavy. Probably 20 pounds a piece.


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They look like they feel like a bag of sand


SeansBeard

Are you 40 years old?


Manny637

Sounds like you’re putting the jellyfish on a pedestal


sitathon

Jelly fishing jelly fishing jelly fishing


Decisionator

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Moldybeanfuzz

Thank you so much!


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Ciarrai_IRL

Cool, but I've never heard of fishing for jellyfish. What are they used for? Not eating, I'm assuming.


Pomfritten__

According to Google eating is exactly what is done with them.


Ciarrai_IRL

That's crazy! I'm gonna have to look into this. "Is this jello, Mom?" "Ummm yes, honey."


A_K_B_02

Actually it is for eating! Lots of Asian countries have jellyfish dishes and it can be prepared in many ways.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Have you not seen SpongeBob?


Ciarrai_IRL

Who? Kidding.


Medium-Journalist995

I have no idea I hope someone chimes in soon on what they're used for


Raxtenko

We Asians eat them. They're a delicacy. They're mostly water though so they don't have much taste. But cut up and add some sesame oil and chili sauce they make a surprisingly crunchy appetizers with a decent kick to them.


Ciarrai_IRL

Very interesting. Thank you for sharing.


Raxtenko

NP. I just peeked at Wikipedia and there is some info https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish_as_food The second picture is what I ate every Sunday at family dim sum for years.


james_deanswing

Over fished? What’s that?


die-jarjar-die

Just watched [this](https://youtu.be/y2BYatmFJaI?si=I-KwFh2b4AMSIi-H) video on jellyfish reproduction. No worry of overfishing there... especially grabbing one at a time with a rake..


3ric843

That was interesting, thanks for sharing


Scottcmms2023

Honestly it would be good to reduce the population, but very hard to do.


Suitable-Ratio

I always order jelly fish in sesame oil at dim sum. Very tasty with a unique crunch.


1959Reddit

That Che picture is EVERYWHERE!


Trashyds

Who eats jellyfish? It’s like eating placentas


Scared_of_zombies

People eat placentas…


dellamic4

He does it for the jelly


thebradster94x

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WONT YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEE! I JUST HAD A SANDWICH NO ORDINARY SANDWICH A SANDWICH MADE WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYYYY!


Copheeaddict

Beyonce told me I wasn't ready for the jelly though!


CeddyDT

Great now I can’t stop thinking about this guy falling into the pit


tperks55

Literally have seen this video 3 times a day for weeks


RiverClass1222

Why has that boat not sunk?


Sea_Comedian_3941

Prevagen.


Triggerunhappy

I would rather work over molten iron


brownbrady

They need to make a new game called "Floor is Jellyfish".


DHESTOE

Amazing!


1heavyarms3

This is a repeat, I commented on it yesterday


ScrotieMcP

I don't know how he avoids getting stung.


exem_one

he'd better be careful to not slip in there :D


MuleRobber

I was not ready for this jelly.


KvotheTheDogekiller

My blood pressure is spiking from watching this.


JayJay-anotheruser

Why does he want them?


listening0808

You'd figure the guy would wear something on his feet. They must not be that bad sting wise. But I'm curious how they're safely consumed. Like, are they somehow cleansed of whatever toxins or agents cause the stinging? Maybe once they're dead and stop producing it they just need to be rinsed off? Wow the world is a fascinating place.


Several-Chocolate-74

Putting SpongeBob and Patrick to shame


CodyNorthrup

One step and its all over haha


leatherneck0629

Sponge Bob!!


Darmcik

…..i thought that was just the deck or something


Chadc91

I guess that jelly really is that good


Jonathan-Earl

One small misstep and there is no amount of piss in the world to quell the aftermath.


Cram_it_karen

SpongeBob and Patrick would be proud


richardmark561

On top of him slipping what would happen if the boat sank :-/


Axelrod614

The pain of losing your balance and falling into the holding area.


thedyl

Never heard Malaysian country music before.


VeronicaLD50

"We're going to need a bigger ~~boat~~ jar of peanut butter"


CrosstownCooper

Most of these third-world tacticts are out of necessity, but they're no reason to make the walkway so narrow.


Harry_Testa-Coles

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good


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I kid you not, I thought that he was standing on solid ground until the water ripple with the jellyfish


MainCharacterVibezz

Why are they catching jellyfish 🪼? Also can you imagine how painful this would be to fall into? Yikes.


Imzocrazy

Ok I have follow-up questions: Is this a rare event that he’s filling that thing to the absolute brim? How many boats? I see at least one other Are his feet not being stung at the edge there? How is this sold


ShwiftyShmeckles

But why? Are they invasive or somthing? I understand a cull if they shouldn't be there but it's not like we can eat jellyfish or anything.


Impossible_Cat_321

Hate for him to slip and fall 😳


FewSatisfaction7675

His feet


Dkcg0113

I’ve literally only seen people fish for jellyfish using butterfly nets.


BeerAndaBackpack

This isn't even fishing, this is *catching*. Bro just out here like he's raking leaves 😆


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Jelly-lelly lelly-jelly jelly-lelly lelly-jelly! It's the Jellyfishing Song! \[clap\] Jelly-lelly lelly-jelly jelly-lelly lelly-jelly! Everyone sing along!


touchthebush

That's a very uncomfortable bath


random_nothinghd

Are the Jellyfish in the boat alive or dead? They don't appear to be moving


rick1110111

My first thought was, wow that blended in with the floor of that boat very well. Then I realized the floor was just Jellys


honeydrewdew

Just casually raking jellyfish barefoot


celtbygod

What do they do with those jellies ?


mathisbeautifu1

Why aren’t they moving? Do they get killed instantly with the spikey tool?


everton1an

Someone’s going to have to do a lot of peeing if he falls in with them


Audrin

Raft. He's playing Raft.


SeanBreeze

Little known fact: Grape, Apple, Strawberry & Petroleum Jelly are all made by local Jellyfish 🪼🙂


mish_munasiba

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm) SpongeBob does it better


Rawalmond73

Why would he be harvesting jellyfish?


Available-Problem518

whats the use of jellyfish tho do they eat it?


rob_inn_hood

So what you are saying is.. take SpongeBob's net away and give him a metal rake?


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I didn't even notice the hell pit until he chucked the first in. When the floor started moving, I thought I was having a stroke until I noticed the floor was jellypit.


burntCheezits2

There is no more room for more jellyfish!! …another jellyfish is thrown in the boat


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

His brother works the peanut butter fish boat


International-Ebb948

Usually Sandles but not this guy.


samfig99

My red flag is thinking I could jump in that boat pool and bounce on them like in finding nemo


ImPeeinAndEuropean

So is the boat electric?


ProtectionFromStupid

I assume he has a cyanide tooth for if he slips and falls?


LittleCheeseBucket

If you’re wondering why theyre fishing for jellies it’s likely due to fertilizer. But as Someone mentioned in another sub where this was posted that they’ve had jellyfish sashimi and the texture is cartilage like.


imnewtothisplzaddme

One misstep and hes dying the zippyzap death of ouch


NoLifeBoiii

And I thought the floor was stone 💀


Quiet_Ad_3205

Prob makes less than $1 an hour


rhyno44

What do you do with jellyfish?


GUNGHO917

U couldn’t pay me enough to subject myself to being this close to death, as a regular part of my job


timpatry

Glad to see somebody get some use out of these damn ocean boogers.


Saucy_samich

What r they gonna do with all that jelly?


Psychotic_Dane

That looks like such a fun job! Like a constant game with immediate painful consequence! I’d definitely give it a shot for shits and giggles!


Positive-Special7745

What do they do with them


Neat_Arachnid588

Spongebob would be proud


VegitoFusion

We need more of this. Because of overfishing and destroying populations of other species, jellies have really proliferated at an uncontrolled pace and are now posing a new threat to our existing fish stocks.


Crammy2

You could say he's just....raking in the money.