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Competitive_Pea2449

Imagine going to your first day at the gym and this happens to you šŸ¤£


alfalfas21

I'd shit myself crying put me down


mendax2014

Lol that had me rollingĀ 


GoldPrinted

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SnooFoxes4646

God this guy has the ugliest death face


Dorkamundo

I mean, it *was* after a severe car accident and a bunch of reconstructive surgery in the 1970's to that side of his face. Sooooo, I kinda get it.


SnooFoxes4646

Oh damn


jamtraxx

TIL


Elrond_Cupboard_

That's why they had the scene at the start of Empire. To account for the injuries on his face.


starrpamph

Iā€™d shit myself crying pick me up


TetrangonalBootyhole

I would be smiling like a kid getting spun on shoulders.Ā  When I was 21 a had a roommate who was a big dude, and some other pretty big friends.Ā  I used to love to get them to pick me up and spin me.Ā  Friendly strong people aren't scary, they keep me safe šŸ˜.Ā  Yeah....I definitely used to run my mouth at people around them.


CertifiedGamerGirl

Half the twinks at my gym would have an erection.


Rick_from_C137

That would make a better handle for Eddie


FalmerEldritch

This is what's called the Bƶglyft.


Ratattack1204

That's disgusting... what gym? Where? Y'know. So I can avoid all the twinks.


No_Internal9345

Oh, those disgusting twink gyms. I mean there's so many of them, though. Which one? Which one did he go to?


doringliloshinoi

Hmm


Aberration-13

given the smile he had on his face every time it rubbed against that guy's bicep I think he does too


Take-to-the-highways

šŸ™‹


ifartsosomuch

I'm not a twink but I have an erection watching this video.


RajunCajun48

Walk in to the new Gym, feeling good about your first day. rotate your shoulders a few times, swing your arms across your body loosening up a big feeling confident then you here a behemoth of a man say "Hey weights, hurry up and get over here I'm trying to get my reps in" You look around for a second looking for what he could possible be talking about "Did I stutter weights? Get over here" All you can do is just try your best to look cool while the man lifts you...repeatedly...with one arm"


SnooFoxes4646

What does a steel bar weigh?


RajunCajun48

Men's Olympic Barbells are 45lbs


SnooFoxes4646

Damn, just slap two 45-50 pound weights on that and it's pretty much me! Just not as solid!


Informal_Bunch_2737

[Seeing Eddie bend one is crazy](https://blogsdir.imgix.net/1384/files/2019/03/Dq8ADlm.jpg?auto=compress,format&cs=adobergb1998&0) 500kg deadlift is just on another level.


Realistic_Salt7109

ā€œI donā€™t get it, how is this making me stronger?ā€


treerabbit23

3 more sets, kid


jaguarp80

Itā€™s so exciting that it counts as cardio


ItchyKnowledge4

Something very similar happened to me my first day at my high school gym. I was in 8th grade and played football, but my older brother played football for the high school team so he talked the coaches into letting me come work out with the high school. I walked in the first day and our terrifying, yoked up 300 lb thick black defensive line coach stuck his hand in my chest, pressed me one handed straight up above his head and said, "yo brotha said you don't like black people"


Mountain-Resource656

XD Thatā€™s gotta have been intimidating! I assume they were both planking you?


ItchyKnowledge4

Yeah he was just messing with me


CrimsonDMT

You're the dumbbell now asshole!


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

Dood no lie back in the mid 2000s I had a Y membership with my buddy and we see these two doods with big ass stomachs lifting just crazy sht. 1 rep 2 rep whatever. Before I know it we got bro climbing onto the other guys back bent over doing calf raises......move over to squat and I think he put on like 500lbs and crashed the weights. These people exist.


SecretHappyTree

Iā€™d be like, ā€œoh man! Canā€™t wait to be as strong as this guy!ā€


upholsteryduder

freshman wrestling initiation be like:


itsFromTheSimpsons

"don't go anywhere I have two more sets"


jpsreddit85

holy fuck....


SnooFoxes4646

I'd be sweating more just from being lifted with one arm LOL the human hulk over here


BrownSugarBare

As a 5"1 woman, this makes me hella nervous! Man would pitch me across a field like a goddamn football.


SnooFoxes4646

As a 5'1 man it doesn't even matter, he'd throw both of us across a foot all field lmao


bwrca

You shorties just need one more and then Eddie can juggle you!


SnooFoxes4646

Can we get paid for this?


OdboqpodbO

I'd pay to see that.


SnooFoxes4646

!!1


bigmashsound

"NEXT! On World's Strongest Clown"


SnooFoxes4646

I'm imagining the clown music already, probably the best part. Do carnies get free food?


RvH19

Itā€™s just a field full of five foot one people. ā€œI see itā€™s tossing season again at Hall Farmsā€. *looks up and sees a five foot tall person flying overhead*


SnooFoxes4646

Imagine fighting the guy with 4 arms from mortal Kombat as a human semi midget...we lost!


Drunken_Fever

My rotator cuff would blow out like a tire hitting a pothole going 70 on Chicago's toll roads.


New_user_Sign_up

Thatā€™s just silly. Nobody goes 70 on the tollways.


Drunken_Fever

šŸ’„


veganhimbo

He also deadlifted 1112 pounds (500 kilos)


EthanHermsey

That's what the viking's enemies said


Ultima_RatioRegum

Right? I'm way more turned on than I expected. If only this were the start to a gay porn...


AgentBenKenobi

This guy is just build different


cannythinkofaname

He has said in an interview that he's very low in a hormone that limits the amount of muscle that your body allows to stay on your frame Doesn't discount the work but he is indeed built different


bobbierockstar

you are talking about myostatin. Iā€™m pretty sure he isnā€™t telling the whole truth cause the amount of people with that deficiency are very rare and itā€™s usually very debilitating. Probably an amazing combination of genetics, hard work, and gear. He is still in a league of his own regardless.


deadscroller

The interview I saw was him talking about his genetics, he had them mapped (potentially the wrong word) or something and the discovered he had a gene that cows have that promotes huge muscles growth. https://youtu.be/_JSgm1-TGRQ Here is a video from Eddie's channel on it.


R0RSCHAKK

So he's part cow. Got it


Iron_Defender

Nah, it's all bull.


Leftrighturn

100% beef


CautiousExpression74

Goat it!


pupu500

That's not a credible source.


deadscroller

https://youtu.be/6WgO_i0L_H4 There was also this one were a dude advertising himself as a doctor discusses it. Haven't watched it myself though. But seriously, who gives a fuck. Look at the man, he is clearly a genetic freak of nature, there has to be some reason for that. Why not just take it for what it is and accept the reason he gives.


Covid19-Pro-Max

Yeah people saying itā€™s just juice forget that no other steroid user can do what Eddie can. So even if heā€™s on gear he clearly has some other genetic advantage over the competition. Might as well be the one he mentioned himself


NecessaryShopping404

There are other steroid users who have also won world strongest man


QuodEratEst

Yeah but worlds strongest man is also partly an more general athletics competition, if it was pure strength it seems like he would be goated as fuck.


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Eddie had to get to the brink of death to achieve what he did. Other people have broken his records since, without almost dying.


funktion

> he is clearly a genetic freak of nature, there has to be some reason for that. AND IT SPELLS DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACREFISE


krickett222

They say All men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true


pupu500

Eddie "The Exaggerator" Hall says it is, so it must be.


moroheus

Like every other strongman he's using steroids and all other kind of peds, that's no secret. But he still has a myostatin deficiency on top of it. There are pictures of him at 16 and he already had a ton of muscles. And when he was preparing for his box fight with Hafthor he couldn't get rid of all the muscle mass eventhough he tried.


bobbierockstar

Just checked out the video and the Menā€™s Health article. Very interesting that people like this exist. He seems to have almost no negative side effects of it also. WHY WASNT IT ME šŸ˜­ lol


PassiveMenis88M

> He seems to have almost no negative side effects of it also None that you can see, but heart disease will get you when you least expect it


OGMoze

Watched a documentary on Eddie, his doctor basically told him he'd die of heart failure sooner rather than later if he kept all the mass he had when he won the World's Strongest Man comp. He was almost 400lbs! Absolutely insane.


Lost_And_NotFound

Itā€™s like Lance Armstrong. Yes heā€™s on drugs, but so is everyone else. Heā€™s just still the best of all of them on drugs.


Pure-Shelter-4798

You are correct this dude works hard as fuck for sure.


HelloThere62

he spent months imagining the worst shit happening to his family to give him the strength to get the deadlift wr, built different indeed.


Furrypocketpussy

what the fuck lmao


Utnemod

Who's that one dude who's brother died young and used it to get insane lifts, I can't remember his name but he was all over fit a few years ago


No-Corgi

>the amount of people with that deficiency are very rare The dude was the first person ever to deadlift 500kg, he's operating in "very rare" territory. Zero question he's on gear and worked incredibly hard also.


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instanding

He was also an elite level swimmer for great Britain and can still swim extremely fast 400m at an enormously high body weight. Iā€™m not even kidding. https://youtu.be/6CY3puQ_D0A?si=fBITz74nFWBCf181


OrchidCareful

Insane that he has enough shoulder flexibility with all of that bulk to do such a smooth stroke Freak of nature kind of athlete


ImKindOfRetardedSry

Wasnt it that he has a certain gene that allows for faster and more muscle growth? The Hercules gene or some shit


MakeMineMarvel_

The gear also helps


OrchidCareful

I don't think gear is even a relevant call-out for Eddie Hall There's a million guys using steroids and how many of them are doing this? He's pretty special


Glottis_Bonewagon

You're right. He's the best in a field where everyone is on gear, and whether it's some genetic disposition or hard work he's the strongest of them all. Though I just saw a video of him with a climber who is literally less than half his size who could almost row as much as Eddie, that dude is a fucking freak. Like, rowing twice his size *in each hand* at 70 kilos. Absolute insanity and Eddie was flabbergasted. [here's a link](https://youtu.be/dZYoDnJjtGE?si=tMfogU0TOtJusf8L). Magnus might just be pound for pound the strongest human on the planet and I'm not sure he's even juiciy. Insanity.


s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48

Don't fall for that BS. These guys are all using gear. And those that don't admit it always have some hyper-unlikely cover story to convince you they aren't using gear. That's not to say they get like this without hard work, they don't. It's just that hard work without gear won't produce results like this. In addition, you also need the genetics to be world class. Hall is an amazing person. He's just not a "natural" person.


Atupis

Well in absolute peak it is gear + good genes + lots of work. Eg I could eat god awful amount of steroids and train hard but probably could only deadlift something like 300kg which is a lot but nothing compared to Eddie Hall.


Express_Trust7191

I mean nobody has ever denied anyone competing at his level isn't on gear LMAO


mouzonne

Every single strong man fan knows that the guys are all on gear... we just don't care, one bit.


CellistAvailable3625

Why the fuck do we have that hormone, that's such a nerf


Stuk-Tuig

Because we are long distance runners more than we are bodybuilders


CellistAvailable3625

> we are long distance runners we? I don't have that shit either this whole thing is broken


rcanhestro

we are actually. that's how we used to hunt animals, not by running faster then them, but by outlasting them. a human can pretty much walk forever if he is fit enough compared to an animal, so as long as you had decent tracking skills, or managed to injure an animal, you would almost always catch it.


Xciv

Because it's inefficient. Eddy Hall needs to eat the calories of 5 adult men and spend much of his day working out those calories or else he'll grow fat. But he can't stop eating so much because his baseline metabolism demands it to support so much mass. Now ask yourself, can he do the work of 5 adult men in a tribal setting? Will he hunt 5x more meat than one man? Gather 5x more nuts and berries? Sew 5x more cloaks for winter? Milk 5x more cows? The only advantage of a man that big in a survival setting is beating the shit out of other men in melee combat, which is a rare occurence, not something that happens day to day. And even then, it's debatable how he'd do against 5 guys with spears. His body type is an outlier that can only exist comfortably with the advent of civilization, and we've only had farming for 12,000 years, a blip in the span of evolutionary history.


reportedbymom

Ya seen Magnus Midtbo (70 kg climber) match Eddie Hall (165kg strongman) in a backday? Maxing out the equipment.


Sluukje

Just yesterday. Really insane how he also did the lat pulldowns with more straight up technique


Hicklethumb

Those 240kg rows... You could see even Eddie was like "wtf that's insane"


reportedbymom

Yep, like full static with the same weights Eddie used. Crazy.


hollowish_

That was fucking insane. He managed to row 220kgs and for reps too. I can't deadlift 180 and I have been going for a while.


nevenoe

I maxed at 170kg for 1 reps at 75kg bw, almost blacked out. said "yeah that was nice" and stopped trying to lift PRs lol.


Agitated_Computer_49

Yeah maxing out those reps, both are incredibly strong people in their own ways. But Eddie could still out lift his maxes by a ton.


reportedbymom

Obviously he could


ura_walrus

What in the ever loving F***! That is unbelievable. I mean I see a lot of crazy stuff, but that is impossible.


logos__

Magnus has very specialized strength. He has been one of Norway's best rock climbers for most of his life. He can do things like two finger pull-ups, one arm muscle-ups. He outperformed both jujimufu and Larry Wheels on back exercises (another great video btw). But of course if you put him on something like leg exercises he gets nowhere (he gets a lot farther than almost everyone of the general population), because that's not important for climbing so that's not what he trains.


Karahka_leather

He's actually done a one finger pull up.


k0bra3eak

Magnus is also bulkier/stronger than a lot of other pro climbers actually even during his prime. Most climbers actually thought he was too bulky/heavy. He's a genetic freak even among elite climbers in terms of how strong he is.


Donnybonny22

Can you send me the link to that?


RedHeadGearHead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYoDnJjtGE


[deleted]

My favorite thing in the Magnus channel is when the dudes he bring in accidentally set world records and are like ā€œoh, cool.ā€


[deleted]

Whatā€™s super interesting is that he was a svelte swimmer in his teenage years.


protossaccount

I have recently gotten into way better shape and my whole body feels different. I physically feel stronger and more solid. I canā€™t imagine that Eddie feels like though, itā€™s like he is walking around in the hulks body. His shoulder press is so isolated and controlled itā€™s crazy.


stungunpedro

It's in reverse


MannaJamma

Good catch


Craydorion

Aw man thanks. And i thought he was just easily shoulde pressing a dude hahaha


arealhumannotabot

I could see how you might think this but itā€™s incorrect. The guy in black is flying and pulling up on the arm to give the illusion that Hall is a strong man


Dizturb3dwun

i fuckin love eddie hall


JebsNZ

Him and Brian are the tit's!


aknownunknown

Ah, Blessed be


ZaMr0

He became insufferable during the Thor boxing prep. But he's back now.


648284628

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/daily-star-sunday/20130707/282303907726169


isitmeyourelooking4x

Eddie Hall shows how to pick up guys at the gym


I_Have_Dry_Balls

Unbelievable. This is some unreal strength.


Interesting-Ball-502

r/AbsoluteUnits


adish

I know people would probably say big z but eddie had the strongest shoulders in the world IMH


Lufc87

Log lifts would've been crazy if they'd been in their prime around the same time


AccomplishedFail2247

he's the first guy to deadlift 500kg. worth looking up the video


Holdingdownback

To add to the accomplishment, he broke the record by like 35kg which is absurd. Typically records, specifically lifting records, are broken by a kg or two at a time at most. HafĆ¾Ć³r JĆŗlĆ­us Bjƶrnsson broke the record by lifting 501 during COVID lockdown, but to this day since Eddie broke the record in 2016, only two men in history have lifted 500+kg Its truly a astonishing feat, and now heā€™s a content creator lol


NicePuddle

"Adult male". Also known as: A man.


StarryNotion

I'm also adult male man. If Eddie tries to shoulder press me I bet he'd do a 100 and not even get tired.


indifferentCajun

**BEHOLD A MAN**


instrangerswetrust

And that, kids, is how I met your father.


Reddit_Deluge

*bonk


instrangerswetrust

And that, bonk, is how I met your father.


hurthimself

Do you even lift bros?


Faceratingthrowaway

I used to go to the same gym as Eddie and there is nothing in this world that could motivate someone to lift heavy shit as much as watching Eddie rip absolutely monstrous weights off the ground. When he was training for the 500kg he was doing speed reps of around 450kg in the gym. Crazy. Repping out 250kg on the bench too. Lovely guy as well - would always stop for a chat with anyone in the gym.


throwmeawayplz19373

Did the one being lifted have the look of ā€œnew kink unlockedā€ by the end or do I need to go to queer horny jail


batcaaat

let's both go to queer horny jail


chucklestime

But can Eddie shoulder press an Eddie? Eddie is also an adult male.


LilacAndElderberries

Yes he can, and more. [His 200kg strict shoulder press is probably the most impressive I've seen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSKa26HNmo) [Didn't know he held the previous WR of 216kg only broken by 1kg so far](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stk1jw1pT3A&t=1s)


RushTfe

He might be the only person in human history to be able to lift himself. I mean, if I have to believe in a human that could do that, that would be him lol


mendax2014

Wdym? Shoulder pressing your own weight isn't impossible, it's probably a bit on the advanced side but very doable. Unless I'm inferring your statement incorrectly ofc


RushTfe

Yep, you're. I meant, literally lift yourself. Not the equivalent to your weight. Like, hug yourself and lift it. That was the joke


mendax2014

Ah okay. Weirdly, that reminds me of that gif where the dude sticks a piece of bread with butter on the top of a falling cat and generates infinite energy.


RushTfe

Exactly, that is the kind of physics I talked about


No-Tea-592

How difficult is a 70kg shoulder press i wonder?


thomascgalvin

Most untrained adult males would be unable to press 70kg overhead with _both_ hands.


GGprime

Id even say that someone who goes to the gym regularly would struggle with 70kg using both hands. It's a though exercise.


nevenoe

I've done 80kg for 1 rep (more than my bw) and felt like a fucking beast. I do 60x5 regularly. But it's tough yeah and take a lot of technique to get used to it. Love it.


PM_me_the_magic

Most **trained** adult males can't overhead press 70kg. You don't see a lot of people pressing over 50kg (or 25kg dumbbells) unless they've had a lot of training. This is a hell of a feat, but Eddie Hall is built different


misplaced_my_pants

Most of them prioritize bench over OHP if they're even doing OHP at all. Most men could be pressing 70kg within 2 years of training if they made it a priority.


LiteHedded

I don't have what you would call a robust response to training and I can do this. it's attainable for a lot of people within the first year of training IMO


DaXxJaPxX

add on how unstable it is to grab a squirming man by his shirt is, making it that much harder. if it was a dumbell instead, it would be like a warmup for him


sandcrawler56

Hell even most reasonably fit people would struggle with 70kg with 2 hands.


LucywiththeDiamonds

Shoulder press is insanely hard. When i was training alot and and in the top few % strength wise( among general population, not lifters...) i was doing 70kg for 10 reps or so with a clean overhead press with bith arms. Doubling that , doing it easily like that and with the insane added difficulty of a wiggling uneven weight you have to stabilize... its really fucking hard.


pushTheHippo

>doing it easily like that and with the insane added difficulty of a wiggling uneven weight you have to stabilize... its really fucking hard. For sure. Something to keep in mind is form and how big the person lifting is. [Eddie's listed at 360+ lbs, so a 70kg lift would be considered intermediate (with both hands), and anything over 280 lbs is elite (with both hands - which, surprise, surprise, is where he falls in).](https://www.trainermetrics.com/fitness-assessment-calculations/1rm-overhead-press/)


RushTfe

I used to go to the gym. Not as much as I would like to admit. Max I lifted was 40kg for 3 reps. With BOTH arms.


bboxx9

40 kg is pretty good after several years of training for a 90-100kg male. He is doing almost double of it with a living weight.


InquisitorMeow

That's if you were actually super dedicated and locked in to do powerlifting. You rarely see anyone doing 40kg per arm presses unless theyre literally the biggest guy there.


OwnAd8553

Do you mean onehanded? Cuz if you press 40kg with both hands over head when you have trained for some years as a male and you find it hard, either something is wrong with you or you have trained like a complete bozo


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Right-Budget-8901

Deez nuts


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Right-Budget-8901

The way the gods intended


StephenFish

an adult male


Deftones19

Just look at Eddieā€™s arm, itā€™s as big as that guyā€™s thigh. Or even bigger.


Voradoor

![gif](giphy|cHf1Ytw4LmhYn5yo7w|downsized)


DJHott555

Heā€™s the kind of guy that can actually left someone up by the neck like you see in movies


phansen101

Law of the jungle gym; lift or be lifted


Jccckkk

Plot twistā€¦man tricks giant so he can hump his arm.


3BouSs

So what do you do for living? Iā€™m a dumbbell?


AbhiAK303

He's the guy you call when you don't have a ladder


TuxedoElephant

Oh so he's a pickup artist now?


BrownByYou

That's fucking.... Incredible


AgentScrappy

"Can you let me down now, sir?" "NO!" "Okay, no problem, sir."


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Just one unlucky shoulder press away from cracking some nuts.


Flashy_Baseball4586

Irl hulk.


Embarrassed_Art5414

Only time I've seen a man who could dissect somebody else with a wedgie


unbuddhabuddha

"Dude, I only asked you to lift me up EMOTIONALLY!"


nothingspecifical1

Pft, he couldnā€™t even do 16 reps


Ijustlovevideogames

Fast ball special him


DocMorningstar

I can still do this with my 12 yo - I figure if I keep lifting hard, I'll be able to keep up till she's an adult. I can do 50kg one handed for a few reps if I give a little pop with my legs.


lastmandancingg

50 kg shoulder press one handed? Mad respect bruv.


Ass_Damage

The adult male clearly has 2 hands.


cyberv1k1n9

Yeah but can he scratch his back ? šŸ¤”


daripious

Nope, but he can scratch his back with a grown adult man.


StephenFish

To be honest, that guy's probably pretty light compared to the 300lb DB strongman competitors press at the Arnold.


GreenEndeavour21

So he can lift 120lb


imreallytuna

Bro would have dominate crackhead throwing championship


Confident-Word-2753

I could do this.


drewP78

Sir, can I come down now


bappypawedotter

I really hope Eddy asked for a spot right before he did this.


Coocoo4cocablunt

That's sick. Dude is a BEAST


BAF_DaWg82

If he wanted him he could have him.


Berytoru

I guess that gym is short on equipment


MrBeforeMyTime

I can't be the only one who thought of the [Cyanide and Happiness skit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upTfaNDyquw&pp=ygUZY3lhbmlkZSBhbmQgaGFwcGluZXNzIGd5bQ%3D%3D)