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Mr-Manky

If that was my gym everyone would just think he was a tool and shake their heads in disappointment.


[deleted]

This - 100%


ISNT_A_ROBOT

That’s definitely the expression on the girls face.. shes like “wtf is this guy doing with that bench”


Mjt8

You mean the girl who is obviously a friend of the guy and is positioned on camera to make exactly that scripted reaction?


CarbonatedMolasses

Just watched again. The whole fucking thing is scripted. Nobody reacts like either person in real life.


roywoodsir

Most people would look and then quickly look away. Lol


various_convo7

seems like the kinda dude that always poses naked and looks at himself way too much in the locker room lol


MutantMuteAnt

Looks at other dudes way too much in the locker room*


Fist4achin

Hey, quit meat gazing!


Kelnozz

I feel attacked. lol


Grouchy-Offer-7712

Also let's be honest shredded guy on the right could probably make a good go of this anyways.


1mnotklevr

He skips leg day way too often.


plainbread11

Yeah she’s definitely not thinking that she wants to fuck him


theaverageguy101

"Oh he strapped a bench to his ass and is trying to do pullups with, this is so hot i wish he fucks me after he's done with whatever stupid shit he's doing next"


plainbread11

Lmao exactly, she’s probably like “wtf I hope this idiot doesn’t break his neck”


Alert-Protection-410

The fall would be so brutal strapped to a fucking bench! Gym is never for the ladies to admire you. It’s for the men 😂🤣


unamuseddogo

The guy next to her though, that lustful eye, he definitely wanted to.


Morpheus_MD

Yeah I was totally thinking r/suddenlygay here


J33P88

There's literally ways to add weight to pull ups without these zany fucking antics. What a lunatic


kindainthemiddle

Right, those benches only weigh like 20lbs, why not just use a 25lb weight and not risk f'ing up the poor gym owners stuff. Oh, Instagram, that's why.


essgee_ai

Exactly. I'm sure that's what they're thinking. There's a weight belt for adding weight to your body. Use it.


SaltMembership4339

Maybe someone wants to use that bench.


VictorVonDoom12

Now the bench was violated


chris9321

OH YOU WANT TO USE THIS BENCH BRO? LET ME FUCKING STRAP IT ONTO MY BODY FOR A QUICK PULL-UP AND FLAMBOYANT FLIPPITY DOO


Difficult_Dot_8981

>FLAMBOYANT FLIPPITY DOO Have an upvote for best word choice!


hotasanicecube

He is wearing one! Lol he just needs to clip in a weight. not a weight bench. Instructions unclear.


Quarter13

I mean he is using the weight belt..


[deleted]

My exact thought, this just screams "notice me!"


RoyalCities

He is a tool and if I was the owner I would tell him to get the hell out before he breaks my equipment or ends up hurting someone.


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[deleted]

Send it to his insurance company


[deleted]

and why the fuck doesn’t anyone have a shirt on? this isn’t the pool. get to work or get the fuck out.


LeviathanGank

no towel get out, no shirt fuck off.. Walked past a guy today and his stank hit me like a train.. it was 10am so he just stank from yesterday the lazy shit.


GonFreecs92

Lmao 🤣


[deleted]

\*cries\* I've wiped so many sweaty ball prints off the benches I wanted to use... I'm the only one at my gym to use a towel, and by the looks of the gym bros, I'm the weird one!


Kossimer

Because it's a gymnastics area. Which makes the misuse of the bars for weighted pull ups even worse.


CareerPillow376

Yeah I'm sure the owner of the gym would love some holes in his crash pads


HarambesRevenge100

You’ve never been to a real non commercial gym, have you


[deleted]

No ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


[deleted]

thanks for saying this. nobody is impressed. and, for me (totally concede i don’t speak for everyone) working out is a personal tunnel-vision kind of experience. i’m not there to watch or talk or engage with anyone. i’m there to work, to focus on nothing for a little bit except the task at hand. i’m not in super lean shape so i’m somewhat self conscious about what i’m doing or how i look. people doing shit like this is so offputting i’d probably cancel my gym membership if it was recurring.


NateTheGreater1

It's because he is a tool


Sieze5

If you look closely at the people watching, I’m not seeing amazement on their face. More confusion. I’m sure disgust followed.


SonOfJokeExplainer

Yeah, that’s a “what in the actual fuck is this jackass doing now” look, not a “wow that’s incredibly impressive” look.


braamdepace

Can confirm… there is a guy like this at a super high end gym everyone hates on him so much. Except for recently divorced rich wives… he bangs them all


qball8001

He knows what he’s doing. He zeroed in on his target audience.


[deleted]

\*Everyone thinks he's a tool and shakes their head in disappointment. *FTFY*


hideous_coffee

He would probably get booted out of my local gym


Thetomwhite

Gyms should ban idiots like that


MrColburn

Yeah I don't think that look on the girls face was one of being impressed.


imdefinitelynotdan

I’m laughing so hard at this video and couldn’t agree more


lost-but-loving-it

Yeah aren't there weight jackets for this


ConundrumContraption

He’s wearing the right belt. But you’re supposed to put the chain around plates not a freaking bench.


izguddoggo

Yeah why not just use plates instead of looking like a jackass lmao


[deleted]

Exactly, my first thought was “what a jacksss”


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PsyShanti

"hello yes, is this the Burn center? Yeah I got a big guy coming in, third degree 70% over his body, it's serious"


andrewta

“Sorry there’s nothing we can do for him, call the morgue”


rolanatuaboca

Don't you mean the morbe?


Maybe-Im-Trash

You just morbed him real good


epicccomebacc

*ohh yeah morb him real good*😏


rakint

I want to die now


Polymathy1

70%? I think you mean only about 2% :p


PsyShanti

Goddamnit lol


phs125

By rule of 9 he got 99% burn. Because they couldn't find his 1% I swear to god someone please get this joke.


satan6000

Burn area calculations right?


phs125

Yea, and the 1% refers to something


satan6000

Oh I know


[deleted]

Did someone say “big guy?” … FOR YOU!


mattorbita

“oh yeah, and a gym bench surgically attached between his legs.”


Objective-Review4523

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States


1Sluggo

r/murderedbywords


jpixel11

Damn bro, savage asf! I might get some secondary burns over here from being to close!


PsyShanti

Always wear your PPE guys


Otherwise_Resource51

Glad I had my welding gear on before reading that. Smells like burning hair in here!


Cartman4wesome

![gif](giphy|1ofR3QioNy264)


AHAdanglyparts69

Lol nice


[deleted]

Am I the crazy one here or is everyone in the comments coming off as insanely insecure?


path2light17

Lmao, I am out rewards for now, saving for later.


Donkeybog

r/overcompensating


ivanparas

With a side of r/ImTheMainCharacter


Dr_Dressing

I like these descriptions.


Satansbiscuit666

Say you're a cockbag without saying you're a cockbag.


WizziBot

Im a bag of cock


BYPDK

I am a cock filled bag


aykay55

I am Bangkok


mikuvane

Only a bag of dicks would workout shirtless in public gym


[deleted]

So the other guy's a bag of dicks too I suppose.


jsgrova

Yeah


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Probably one of them CrossFit gyms


LoxodonSniper

Crossfit? You can crossfuckoff


Coranthius

An aesthetician quaf that for ya?


R0NIN1311

How many times you pull your horn today, bud?


Coranthius

Ballpark six to eight


bubba7557

I'd worry about that bar bending that he's pulling up on. If I had to guess he's maybe 250-275. Add another 50 max for that bench we're looking at 300-325 lbs. Good steel workout equipment doesn't start flexing like that until a lot more weight and then it isn't bouncing like that. Now that's obviously not an Olympic bar in length or structure but fuck that bar is gonna give out eventually with dumbasses like him on it and then he's gonna fall onto that bench at an awkward angle getting totally fucked up. So yeah I do think this is a CrossFit gym as they specialize in stupid shit like that


TH3HASH

There’s no way he’s 250-275, more like 200, MAX 220


Mr-Manky

If he’s 6ft I’ll give him 220. I’m 6ft and I was nowhere near that bulked when I was 198lbs and 11% body fat.


nox_nrb

Was thinking this too, 275 is just crazy lol


Randomcheeseslices

Gymnastics bars are meant to flex a little. This doesn't look like a weights gym setup.


Greenface1998

Tell me you’re insecure about your body without telling me your insecure about your body


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

This is why I don't work out in public gyms lol. But fr tho idk why I just can't stand fabric on my torso when I workout. Genuinely pisses me off lol.


Otherwise_Resource51

I'm the opposite, sort of. If I don't have a sleeve to wipe my forehead/eyebrows on it irritates me so much. I've tried just doing a towel or sweatband, but it's not enough. I want it right there on my shoulder, no hand movement required.


Delicious-Position77

This was the only comment that I disagree with.


KillaVNilla

Ever been to a climbing gym?


SilencioPeroRuidos

Eh not too much of a problem to me as long as they clean their stations well.


Idcatallo

Guess I'll put my bra back on


[deleted]

Yeaaaaah totally not made up expressions for the vid


[deleted]

Unplanned cell phone videos always include cutaway reaction shots from camera 2


tyty657

Those shots are all from the same camera. They just zoomed in after the video was recorded.


drdookie

Nevertheless, horrible acting


[deleted]

RIght?


1Sluggo

When I see this kind of power move I know the guy has no friends or relationship outside of his hands.


[deleted]

You don’t know anything about this guy lol


KuroKitty

From this video I'm sure a lot of people are able to make an opinion on what type of character he is.


[deleted]

The only people making assumptions about this dude based off one video are the same ones who probably aren’t even physically fit to begin with


Right_Connection1046

You don't have to be physically fit to recognize a douchebag.


sflingblarg

Are you physically fit?


CaptainPryk

I'm physically fit, and this guy is definitely a douchebag if he isn't doing this for any purpose outside of satire. There are people who can do this shit with more weight than that bench weighs, and they aren't on gear (which this guy is). He has an impressive physique and is definitely strong, but this shit belongs more on a skit of a BroScience video than on r/nextfuckinglevel


Jellyswim_

Literally every gym I've ever been to would kick you out for doing dumb shit like this. Dude is a complete tool lol.


[deleted]

Jealousy speaks


Noumenon72

There has to be some kind of psychological defense mechanism determining the different reaction to this and any other joke-plus-feat-of-strength.


[deleted]

Beautiful stuff, champ. Have an upvote.


ABCDEFuckenG

Just strap a plate on with a chain you tool. That girl would be rolling her eyes irl


SuedeVeil

Honestly the girl in the video looks kinda horrified lol.. I'm not sure if whoever filmed this wanted her to look thirsty


CrankyYoungCat

The slow look over to the other guy is definitely a “you seeing this shit” look, I don’t think she looks thirsty either


ethman14

They both look like they want to get out of the way before asshat here flings a 50lb hunk of metal at them.


CrankyYoungCat

do benches weigh 50 pounds? I swear the ones at my gym are light af. Thought this dude had the equivalent of a 25 plate here


ethman14

You're probably right. The gym I worked at had something on the front benches because our manager didn't want people like this moving them all over the place. That didn't stop them from doing so, but they were heavier than you would expect from a bench.


[deleted]

51LBS https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-bt-bench


[deleted]

This so fucking dumb.


itsmybootyduty

If I saw someone do this in the gym, I’d straight up lose my shit laughing so hard they’d have to kick ME out.


max_goldman1

Wait until he finds out that they have weights at the gym, he’ll be unstoppable.


litiwullyLITHPY

This is douchey main character stuff not next level


pineapple-n-man

Nononono, it’s *next level stupidity*


AbbreviatedBVH

This must be a bad porno


steelthumbs1

That was my thought too.


DerSprocket

"Okay guys, now I want you to try and look as impressed as you can. No no, just stand there and try to look casual. No, you don't need to say anything. Okay, look, I'll give you each 20 dollars, deal?"


ljohnson266

She looks utterly unimpressed


Boredwitch

Yeah I actually believe the reactions are genuine because she just wear the « dude you cannot be serious now » look, idk how ppl can think she looks impressed by this.


[deleted]

Guys who work out in public gyms without a shirt….. 🤦‍♂️


AnimeAli

Why not? If they wipe down after what’s the big deal?


DashboardNight

Problem is these are usually not the folk to wipe down.


[deleted]

It’s a public indoor space. Wear a shirt. Attention seeking behavior. Same reason he’s using the bench instead instead of weights. Taking up more equipment than necessary so people will look at you.


tjh213

i wonder if op is the guy in the video. because these are not the comments he was hoping for, but they're definitely the comments he needs to hear.


DJ__Hanzel

Douchey, but tbh that dudes pretty fucking strong and 99% of the people commenting couldn't do this. I couldn't do this.


[deleted]

She’s looking at him like “what the FUCK is this dude doing?” Not “What the fuck is this dude DOING?”


MutterderKartoffel

Lol... Given where this was posted, I'm thinking OP expected everyone to be amazed. I love that I was far from the only one either irritated by this guy or wanting to make fun of him. It could have easily been welcomed in r/facepalm.


jumbocactar

A vegan, a crossfire and an alcoholic walk into a bar, how do you know who's who? Don't worry, they'll tell you....


SalFunction12

A crossfire? Like guns shooting each other?


[deleted]

I think they meant CrossFit


[deleted]

Ironic because the only people I see talking about CrossFit are the ones who have never done it and just echo chamber the same stuff they hear when other people hate on it lol


KillaVNilla

Oooh crossfire?! I loved that game as a kid!


ConundrumContraption

What? I’ve known plenty of alcoholics and they’re typically pretty shy about it. The only time I’ve heard it brought up is when they are pressured to drink.


DJ__Hanzel

Dude is lost or something.


East-Bluejay6891

r/stupidgymgoers


[deleted]

Little Dick Energy


usernmtkn

She's thinking holy shit what an insufferable douchebag.


PusheenMeow

I don't find this next level, just a tool


[deleted]

Attention seeking tool


MechanicDeep8896

“He can do more pull ups than me he has such a small penis” -Redditor 2022


JuJuBank

It's not because he's strong at pull-ups, it's because he's using a bench like a dickhead instead of using plates like a normal person. Also, it's painfully obvious that the reactions are scripted.


[deleted]

Imagine staging all of this, having it only paint you as a douchebag, and not even get to do a proper pullup.


Swizzlebit7250

Why's he got a bench strapped to his vagina?


NewBuddha32

Clearly a gym for these type of people since they don't seem to need to have a shirt on. Stop complaining he is a tool regardless he is in crazy shape regular muscle ups are no joke what he's doing is crazy. Honestly, he's probably doing it as a joke lay off.


[deleted]

Too many people are taking this lifting video way to seriously lol People can have fun when they workout. It’s not that serious guys


Maxismahname

Based on the comments here you would think the dude is killing a puppy or something. That's Reddit tho I guess


[deleted]

Majority of People here are probably extremely out of shape and just hate the fact that someone’s more fit than they’ll ever hope to be


newf68

Lots of salt in the comments tonight. 🧂 🧂


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

"DO YOU EVEN BENCH BRO?!?"


Environmental-Sun323

why redditors so jealous of others?


retardedape2

This is CrossFit.


[deleted]

\*Crosshit


Bro_dont_do_it

Staged and dumb


steelcoyot

Y'all know damn well where you were looking


SadAnkles

This is just dumb and really not that crazy. A bench isn’t that heavy. If he was more interested in getting a good workout than social media, he would just use plates like a normal human being with a brain.


[deleted]

he propably does use weight in 99.9% times he does this , whats so bad about having fun for a comedic clip? at least thats what I assume it is people here acting like this guy who clearly is an experienced athlete judging by his body , doesnt know that you can use weight for this , lol


TearsOfChildren

Y'all mad lol. More than likely it's a stupid skit making fun of crossfitters and stupid people at the gym.


gjutzy

Next level douchebaggery


Lebrodestjo

He's just seeking attention at this point


rdog780

Scripted gifs


crightwing

This is not next level this r/iamthemaincharacter


Purp1eC0bras

It would be cooler if she was on the bench, lifting, as he does this.


3BallCornerPocket

His name is Chad.


I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce

Retro fitness:


kellythompson11

but like… Why 🤣🤣🤣 just use a proper machine instead of looking like a complete knob🤣🤣


JefferyDexterB

“Just stand there and make some stupid ass faces for me.”


winguardianleveyosa

Next level stoopid


DwedPiwateWoberts

Hey bro I don’t mean to embarrass you but the bench was attached to you that whole time


leapogawd

Calisthenics enjoyers trying to understand how flat bench's work.


[deleted]

Why is everyone taking this so seriously lol


losturassonbtc

Hey man, you using that bench? Yah bro


Busman123

He is doing muscle-ups, while holding another 20 Lbs with his legs. Respect anyway you look at it!


Bohannon1776

What exercise is the guy in the blue shorts doing, calf raises or some sort of forearm work?


achmedclaus

Looks like grip strength and endurance. Watch it again and look at his hands not his feet


certainlyunpleasant

Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis


scottypoo1313009

Why can't toolbags just be normal. It's just a tool to be a tool.


Makesyousmile

Ah i can do that too. Once, very slowly while making all kinds of strange noises, tearing-up some muscles making sure I can't walk for a few weeks. But yeah.. looks doable.


steeljubei

Love the shooting his neck forward like a goose to pretend he did a decent pull up....


donspotted

Its not fair, its easier when youre sitting


donbas1

Yeah well I can eat a hotdog underwater. Beat that