"Oh he strapped a bench to his ass and is trying to do pullups with, this is so hot i wish he fucks me after he's done with whatever stupid shit he's doing next"
no towel get out, no shirt fuck off.. Walked past a guy today and his stank hit me like a train.. it was 10am so he just stank from yesterday the lazy shit.
\*cries\* I've wiped so many sweaty ball prints off the benches I wanted to use... I'm the only one at my gym to use a towel, and by the looks of the gym bros, I'm the weird one!
thanks for saying this. nobody is impressed. and, for me (totally concede i don’t speak for everyone)
working out is a personal tunnel-vision kind of experience. i’m not there to watch or talk or engage with anyone. i’m there to work, to focus on nothing for a little bit except the task at hand. i’m not in super lean shape so i’m somewhat self conscious about what i’m doing or how i look. people doing shit like this is so offputting i’d probably cancel my gym membership if it was recurring.
Can confirm… there is a guy like this at a super high end gym everyone hates on him so much. Except for recently divorced rich wives… he bangs them all
I'd worry about that bar bending that he's pulling up on. If I had to guess he's maybe 250-275. Add another 50 max for that bench we're looking at 300-325 lbs. Good steel workout equipment doesn't start flexing like that until a lot more weight and then it isn't bouncing like that. Now that's obviously not an Olympic bar in length or structure but fuck that bar is gonna give out eventually with dumbasses like him on it and then he's gonna fall onto that bench at an awkward angle getting totally fucked up. So yeah I do think this is a CrossFit gym as they specialize in stupid shit like that
I'm the opposite, sort of. If I don't have a sleeve to wipe my forehead/eyebrows on it irritates me so much. I've tried just doing a towel or sweatband, but it's not enough. I want it right there on my shoulder, no hand movement required.
I'm physically fit, and this guy is definitely a douchebag if he isn't doing this for any purpose outside of satire.
There are people who can do this shit with more weight than that bench weighs, and they aren't on gear (which this guy is). He has an impressive physique and is definitely strong, but this shit belongs more on a skit of a BroScience video than on r/nextfuckinglevel
You're probably right. The gym I worked at had something on the front benches because our manager didn't want people like this moving them all over the place. That didn't stop them from doing so, but they were heavier than you would expect from a bench.
"Okay guys, now I want you to try and look as impressed as you can. No no, just stand there and try to look casual. No, you don't need to say anything. Okay, look, I'll give you each 20 dollars, deal?"
Yeah I actually believe the reactions are genuine because she just wear the « dude you cannot be serious now » look, idk how ppl can think she looks impressed by this.
It’s a public indoor space. Wear a shirt. Attention seeking behavior. Same reason he’s using the bench instead instead of weights. Taking up more equipment than necessary so people will look at you.
Lol... Given where this was posted, I'm thinking OP expected everyone to be amazed. I love that I was far from the only one either irritated by this guy or wanting to make fun of him. It could have easily been welcomed in r/facepalm.
Ironic because the only people I see talking about CrossFit are the ones who have never done it and just echo chamber the same stuff they hear when other people hate on it lol
What? I’ve known plenty of alcoholics and they’re typically pretty shy about it. The only time I’ve heard it brought up is when they are pressured to drink.
It's not because he's strong at pull-ups, it's because he's using a bench like a dickhead instead of using plates like a normal person. Also, it's painfully obvious that the reactions are scripted.
Clearly a gym for these type of people since they don't seem to need to have a shirt on. Stop complaining he is a tool regardless he is in crazy shape regular muscle ups are no joke what he's doing is crazy. Honestly, he's probably doing it as a joke lay off.
This is just dumb and really not that crazy. A bench isn’t that heavy. If he was more interested in getting a good workout than social media, he would just use plates like a normal human being with a brain.
he propably does use weight in 99.9% times he does this , whats so bad about having fun for a comedic clip? at least thats what I assume it is
people here acting like this guy who clearly is an experienced athlete judging by his body , doesnt know that you can use weight for this , lol
Ah i can do that too. Once, very slowly while making all kinds of strange noises, tearing-up some muscles making sure I can't walk for a few weeks. But yeah.. looks doable.
If that was my gym everyone would just think he was a tool and shake their heads in disappointment.
This - 100%
That’s definitely the expression on the girls face.. shes like “wtf is this guy doing with that bench”
You mean the girl who is obviously a friend of the guy and is positioned on camera to make exactly that scripted reaction?
Just watched again. The whole fucking thing is scripted. Nobody reacts like either person in real life.
Most people would look and then quickly look away. Lol
seems like the kinda dude that always poses naked and looks at himself way too much in the locker room lol
Looks at other dudes way too much in the locker room*
Hey, quit meat gazing!
I feel attacked. lol
Also let's be honest shredded guy on the right could probably make a good go of this anyways.
He skips leg day way too often.
Yeah she’s definitely not thinking that she wants to fuck him
"Oh he strapped a bench to his ass and is trying to do pullups with, this is so hot i wish he fucks me after he's done with whatever stupid shit he's doing next"
Lmao exactly, she’s probably like “wtf I hope this idiot doesn’t break his neck”
The fall would be so brutal strapped to a fucking bench! Gym is never for the ladies to admire you. It’s for the men 😂🤣
The guy next to her though, that lustful eye, he definitely wanted to.
Yeah I was totally thinking r/suddenlygay here
There's literally ways to add weight to pull ups without these zany fucking antics. What a lunatic
Right, those benches only weigh like 20lbs, why not just use a 25lb weight and not risk f'ing up the poor gym owners stuff. Oh, Instagram, that's why.
Exactly. I'm sure that's what they're thinking. There's a weight belt for adding weight to your body. Use it.
Maybe someone wants to use that bench.
Now the bench was violated
OH YOU WANT TO USE THIS BENCH BRO? LET ME FUCKING STRAP IT ONTO MY BODY FOR A QUICK PULL-UP AND FLAMBOYANT FLIPPITY DOO
>FLAMBOYANT FLIPPITY DOO Have an upvote for best word choice!
He is wearing one! Lol he just needs to clip in a weight. not a weight bench. Instructions unclear.
I mean he is using the weight belt..
My exact thought, this just screams "notice me!"
He is a tool and if I was the owner I would tell him to get the hell out before he breaks my equipment or ends up hurting someone.
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Send it to his insurance company
and why the fuck doesn’t anyone have a shirt on? this isn’t the pool. get to work or get the fuck out.
no towel get out, no shirt fuck off.. Walked past a guy today and his stank hit me like a train.. it was 10am so he just stank from yesterday the lazy shit.
Lmao 🤣
\*cries\* I've wiped so many sweaty ball prints off the benches I wanted to use... I'm the only one at my gym to use a towel, and by the looks of the gym bros, I'm the weird one!
Because it's a gymnastics area. Which makes the misuse of the bars for weighted pull ups even worse.
Yeah I'm sure the owner of the gym would love some holes in his crash pads
You’ve never been to a real non commercial gym, have you
No ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
thanks for saying this. nobody is impressed. and, for me (totally concede i don’t speak for everyone) working out is a personal tunnel-vision kind of experience. i’m not there to watch or talk or engage with anyone. i’m there to work, to focus on nothing for a little bit except the task at hand. i’m not in super lean shape so i’m somewhat self conscious about what i’m doing or how i look. people doing shit like this is so offputting i’d probably cancel my gym membership if it was recurring.
It's because he is a tool
If you look closely at the people watching, I’m not seeing amazement on their face. More confusion. I’m sure disgust followed.
Yeah, that’s a “what in the actual fuck is this jackass doing now” look, not a “wow that’s incredibly impressive” look.
Can confirm… there is a guy like this at a super high end gym everyone hates on him so much. Except for recently divorced rich wives… he bangs them all
He knows what he’s doing. He zeroed in on his target audience.
\*Everyone thinks he's a tool and shakes their head in disappointment. *FTFY*
He would probably get booted out of my local gym
Gyms should ban idiots like that
Yeah I don't think that look on the girls face was one of being impressed.
I’m laughing so hard at this video and couldn’t agree more
Yeah aren't there weight jackets for this
He’s wearing the right belt. But you’re supposed to put the chain around plates not a freaking bench.
Yeah why not just use plates instead of looking like a jackass lmao
Exactly, my first thought was “what a jacksss”
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"hello yes, is this the Burn center? Yeah I got a big guy coming in, third degree 70% over his body, it's serious"
“Sorry there’s nothing we can do for him, call the morgue”
Don't you mean the morbe?
You just morbed him real good
*ohh yeah morb him real good*😏
I want to die now
70%? I think you mean only about 2% :p
Goddamnit lol
By rule of 9 he got 99% burn. Because they couldn't find his 1% I swear to god someone please get this joke.
Burn area calculations right?
Yea, and the 1% refers to something
Oh I know
Did someone say “big guy?” … FOR YOU!
“oh yeah, and a gym bench surgically attached between his legs.”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
r/murderedbywords
Damn bro, savage asf! I might get some secondary burns over here from being to close!
Always wear your PPE guys
Glad I had my welding gear on before reading that. Smells like burning hair in here!
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Lol nice
Am I the crazy one here or is everyone in the comments coming off as insanely insecure?
Lmao, I am out rewards for now, saving for later.
r/overcompensating
With a side of r/ImTheMainCharacter
I like these descriptions.
Say you're a cockbag without saying you're a cockbag.
Im a bag of cock
I am a cock filled bag
I am Bangkok
Only a bag of dicks would workout shirtless in public gym
So the other guy's a bag of dicks too I suppose.
Yeah
Probably one of them CrossFit gyms
Crossfit? You can crossfuckoff
An aesthetician quaf that for ya?
How many times you pull your horn today, bud?
Ballpark six to eight
I'd worry about that bar bending that he's pulling up on. If I had to guess he's maybe 250-275. Add another 50 max for that bench we're looking at 300-325 lbs. Good steel workout equipment doesn't start flexing like that until a lot more weight and then it isn't bouncing like that. Now that's obviously not an Olympic bar in length or structure but fuck that bar is gonna give out eventually with dumbasses like him on it and then he's gonna fall onto that bench at an awkward angle getting totally fucked up. So yeah I do think this is a CrossFit gym as they specialize in stupid shit like that
There’s no way he’s 250-275, more like 200, MAX 220
If he’s 6ft I’ll give him 220. I’m 6ft and I was nowhere near that bulked when I was 198lbs and 11% body fat.
Was thinking this too, 275 is just crazy lol
Gymnastics bars are meant to flex a little. This doesn't look like a weights gym setup.
Tell me you’re insecure about your body without telling me your insecure about your body
This is why I don't work out in public gyms lol. But fr tho idk why I just can't stand fabric on my torso when I workout. Genuinely pisses me off lol.
I'm the opposite, sort of. If I don't have a sleeve to wipe my forehead/eyebrows on it irritates me so much. I've tried just doing a towel or sweatband, but it's not enough. I want it right there on my shoulder, no hand movement required.
This was the only comment that I disagree with.
Ever been to a climbing gym?
Eh not too much of a problem to me as long as they clean their stations well.
Guess I'll put my bra back on
Yeaaaaah totally not made up expressions for the vid
Unplanned cell phone videos always include cutaway reaction shots from camera 2
Those shots are all from the same camera. They just zoomed in after the video was recorded.
Nevertheless, horrible acting
RIght?
When I see this kind of power move I know the guy has no friends or relationship outside of his hands.
You don’t know anything about this guy lol
From this video I'm sure a lot of people are able to make an opinion on what type of character he is.
The only people making assumptions about this dude based off one video are the same ones who probably aren’t even physically fit to begin with
You don't have to be physically fit to recognize a douchebag.
Are you physically fit?
I'm physically fit, and this guy is definitely a douchebag if he isn't doing this for any purpose outside of satire. There are people who can do this shit with more weight than that bench weighs, and they aren't on gear (which this guy is). He has an impressive physique and is definitely strong, but this shit belongs more on a skit of a BroScience video than on r/nextfuckinglevel
Literally every gym I've ever been to would kick you out for doing dumb shit like this. Dude is a complete tool lol.
Jealousy speaks
There has to be some kind of psychological defense mechanism determining the different reaction to this and any other joke-plus-feat-of-strength.
Beautiful stuff, champ. Have an upvote.
Just strap a plate on with a chain you tool. That girl would be rolling her eyes irl
Honestly the girl in the video looks kinda horrified lol.. I'm not sure if whoever filmed this wanted her to look thirsty
The slow look over to the other guy is definitely a “you seeing this shit” look, I don’t think she looks thirsty either
They both look like they want to get out of the way before asshat here flings a 50lb hunk of metal at them.
do benches weigh 50 pounds? I swear the ones at my gym are light af. Thought this dude had the equivalent of a 25 plate here
You're probably right. The gym I worked at had something on the front benches because our manager didn't want people like this moving them all over the place. That didn't stop them from doing so, but they were heavier than you would expect from a bench.
51LBS https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-bt-bench
This so fucking dumb.
If I saw someone do this in the gym, I’d straight up lose my shit laughing so hard they’d have to kick ME out.
Wait until he finds out that they have weights at the gym, he’ll be unstoppable.
This is douchey main character stuff not next level
Nononono, it’s *next level stupidity*
This must be a bad porno
That was my thought too.
"Okay guys, now I want you to try and look as impressed as you can. No no, just stand there and try to look casual. No, you don't need to say anything. Okay, look, I'll give you each 20 dollars, deal?"
She looks utterly unimpressed
Yeah I actually believe the reactions are genuine because she just wear the « dude you cannot be serious now » look, idk how ppl can think she looks impressed by this.
Guys who work out in public gyms without a shirt….. 🤦♂️
Why not? If they wipe down after what’s the big deal?
Problem is these are usually not the folk to wipe down.
It’s a public indoor space. Wear a shirt. Attention seeking behavior. Same reason he’s using the bench instead instead of weights. Taking up more equipment than necessary so people will look at you.
i wonder if op is the guy in the video. because these are not the comments he was hoping for, but they're definitely the comments he needs to hear.
Douchey, but tbh that dudes pretty fucking strong and 99% of the people commenting couldn't do this. I couldn't do this.
She’s looking at him like “what the FUCK is this dude doing?” Not “What the fuck is this dude DOING?”
Lol... Given where this was posted, I'm thinking OP expected everyone to be amazed. I love that I was far from the only one either irritated by this guy or wanting to make fun of him. It could have easily been welcomed in r/facepalm.
A vegan, a crossfire and an alcoholic walk into a bar, how do you know who's who? Don't worry, they'll tell you....
A crossfire? Like guns shooting each other?
I think they meant CrossFit
Ironic because the only people I see talking about CrossFit are the ones who have never done it and just echo chamber the same stuff they hear when other people hate on it lol
Oooh crossfire?! I loved that game as a kid!
What? I’ve known plenty of alcoholics and they’re typically pretty shy about it. The only time I’ve heard it brought up is when they are pressured to drink.
Dude is lost or something.
r/stupidgymgoers
Little Dick Energy
She's thinking holy shit what an insufferable douchebag.
I don't find this next level, just a tool
Attention seeking tool
“He can do more pull ups than me he has such a small penis” -Redditor 2022
It's not because he's strong at pull-ups, it's because he's using a bench like a dickhead instead of using plates like a normal person. Also, it's painfully obvious that the reactions are scripted.
Imagine staging all of this, having it only paint you as a douchebag, and not even get to do a proper pullup.
Why's he got a bench strapped to his vagina?
Clearly a gym for these type of people since they don't seem to need to have a shirt on. Stop complaining he is a tool regardless he is in crazy shape regular muscle ups are no joke what he's doing is crazy. Honestly, he's probably doing it as a joke lay off.
Too many people are taking this lifting video way to seriously lol People can have fun when they workout. It’s not that serious guys
Based on the comments here you would think the dude is killing a puppy or something. That's Reddit tho I guess
Majority of People here are probably extremely out of shape and just hate the fact that someone’s more fit than they’ll ever hope to be
Lots of salt in the comments tonight. 🧂 🧂
"DO YOU EVEN BENCH BRO?!?"
why redditors so jealous of others?
This is CrossFit.
\*Crosshit
Staged and dumb
Y'all know damn well where you were looking
This is just dumb and really not that crazy. A bench isn’t that heavy. If he was more interested in getting a good workout than social media, he would just use plates like a normal human being with a brain.
he propably does use weight in 99.9% times he does this , whats so bad about having fun for a comedic clip? at least thats what I assume it is people here acting like this guy who clearly is an experienced athlete judging by his body , doesnt know that you can use weight for this , lol
Y'all mad lol. More than likely it's a stupid skit making fun of crossfitters and stupid people at the gym.
Next level douchebaggery
He's just seeking attention at this point
Scripted gifs
This is not next level this r/iamthemaincharacter
It would be cooler if she was on the bench, lifting, as he does this.
His name is Chad.
Retro fitness:
but like… Why 🤣🤣🤣 just use a proper machine instead of looking like a complete knob🤣🤣
“Just stand there and make some stupid ass faces for me.”
Next level stoopid
Hey bro I don’t mean to embarrass you but the bench was attached to you that whole time
Calisthenics enjoyers trying to understand how flat bench's work.
Why is everyone taking this so seriously lol
Hey man, you using that bench? Yah bro
He is doing muscle-ups, while holding another 20 Lbs with his legs. Respect anyway you look at it!
What exercise is the guy in the blue shorts doing, calf raises or some sort of forearm work?
Looks like grip strength and endurance. Watch it again and look at his hands not his feet
Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis
Why can't toolbags just be normal. It's just a tool to be a tool.
Ah i can do that too. Once, very slowly while making all kinds of strange noises, tearing-up some muscles making sure I can't walk for a few weeks. But yeah.. looks doable.
Love the shooting his neck forward like a goose to pretend he did a decent pull up....
Its not fair, its easier when youre sitting
Yeah well I can eat a hotdog underwater. Beat that