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PhyterNL

>"Whadya gonna do? Whadya gonna do? Whadya gonna do?" > >You're gonna get off my bus. Go on, piss off. > >"Whadya gonna do? Whadya gonna do? Whadya gonna do?" So weird. Like a bird mating call or something.


mickystinge

Maybe he thought the driver didn't hear him so he repeated himself 10 times


Honest_Milk_8274

He was trying to intimate the driver: "What you going to do? You are this tiny little man, I am bigger than you, I can smack your face into pieces" "I am the fucking driver mate, I won't drive until you leave my bus. Also, there is the police right behind you. Now, piss off".


janglang

I think the word you were looking for was intimidate instead. He did look like he was trying to get intimate with him though. in·ti·mate1 /ˈin(t)əmət/ adjective 1. closely acquainted; familiar, close. "intimate friends"


Honest_Milk_8274

Yes, my cellphone for some reason input "intimate" and I honestly didn't see it until you called me out. But I think intimate works as well. Who knows, maybe "Whadya gonna do?" is his pick up line.


MandyMooTooTwo

Probably is his pick line, works everytime. What woman could resist that little twathead ?! Especially after he has roofied them.


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No he meant the guy was trying to tell the driver a very personal secret as a way to gain his trust and defuse the situation.


WimbleWimble

Well passenger DID ask the driver to lock the bus up and come down the nearby alleyway with him, so yes he wanted to get intimate with the drivers non-driving parts.


manfreygordon

I don't think they were cops.


noteven1221

Nah. Just couldn't remember the words to the song.


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My 4 year old and 2 year old boys do the same? “Are we there yet?” ^10000


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Punklet2203

I told my kids that asking “are we there yet” adds 30 minutes to the trip somehow, so please never ask it”. The deal was, I’d give them updates when entering a new state. I wasn’t listening to that mess.


WimbleWimble

yes but some kids will get out and hang around the tree enjoying themselves for 4hrs before they get sleepy.....


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spaceman_spyff

Some fucking lunatic made a whole Cocomelon song and game for “are we there yet”. I hope a special hell awaits them


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African or European?


TheGameSlave2

....I....I don't know that. ###AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!


MandyMooTooTwo

European, you heard the accent!


Zormm

He’s English. Birmingham area it sounds like


Tp1019

But how many coconuts can he carry?


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You literally copied my post 😭 hahaha some people


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Thanks for the heads up lol


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Zormm

He’s not scouser. It’s Birmingham area


A7exand3r

From my limited experience of such pricks, they seem to pick a statement and repeat it in a vain attempt to rattle you. I remember one such lunatic giving me the crazy yes shouting “suck my dick” over and over. To which I replied “no thank you”. He soon went away looking for the next person to bother.


things_U_choose_2_b

That's a pretty cool response, nice. Back when the George Floyd incident was rippling through the media, I happened to have a shaved head, which in combination with my printer-paper-coloured skin seemed to give actual racists carte blanche (heh) to rock up to me with their fetid takes. I gently tried to tell one guy I wasn't interested in debating the merits of the case with a random on the pavement, but he kept going on about how he was a bad guy etc. That lit my fuse so I shouted at him to fuck off because the character of the man was irelevant in terms of his treatment. About a minute later I heard this weird shouting from a distance, turned round and watched him shout "I'LL BURY YA! I'LL BURY YA! I'LL BURY YA" from the other end of the street. Not very intimidating from all the way over there, mate.


A7exand3r

“All mouth, no trousers.” As my gran used to say.


Ok_Kaleidoscope2340

Your gran must be a Chad. My gran is very evil


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It's because people like this have essentially mashed potato instead of brains. They fully shut down any limited higher thinking they had and can't think of anything else to say.


true_gunman

I think its more the rush of adrenaline essentially shutting off certain functions of the brain becuase its in a primal survivor mode.


spsprd

We had a president like that. He appears to think he is still president.


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Wow that’s super cool. Do you have a source for that by chance?


Hounmlayn

Honestly talking like that should be seen as being aggressive. And non-compliance should result in a strike on your record.


562u81

>Honestly talking like that should be seen as being aggressive. And non-compliance should result in a strike ~~on your record~~ to the jaw.


Lantami

>>Honestly talking like that should be seen as being aggressive. And non-compliance should result in a strike on your record **and** to the jaw.


greentintedlenses

How many strikes until he has to worry though?


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You can always tell someone has never been in a street fight when their first instinct is to put their arms down, their chin/face forward, and stand real close to the other person.


Mr3cto

Never ever ever ever do this. You come within a few inches of me pretending you know how to fight and are aggressive I’m using my forehead to break your nose. Hands and arms are all you have to protect your face and head. Idc how big you are, you take a blow to your head you are most likely going into reset mode.


Ban4quotingSimpsons

What ya gonna do when they come for you Bad boys bad boys Those are the next words ffs, this guys dumb.


Redhotchily1

Little prick.


AboveTheRimjob

Whataya gon do?


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Was hoping this was going to be a transcript because I can't understand a single word.


King-Cobra-668

pretty fucking useless security


HairyGinger89

They weren't security, just general staff. There to help people or give directions or cleaners and light maintenance etc. Police would have strolled straight over and taken control of the situation, steel cap boots, black uniform trousers, black shirt and a stab proof vest with cuffs, radio and baton etc attached to the webbing which would either be black or high vis yellow. Police or security would look much different.


robywar

Especially since he's already done what he was gonna do- made the fucker hoof it.


Belmish

I hate those that do this. Fucking idiot seems to be a parrot impersonator.


fulltuning48

What a long word fight though. Their patience was so amazing.


saltesc

He sounded like he was about to cry. He had the whine of a 7 year-old.


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Dydey

My grandad was a bus driver. He had an amazing memory for faces and if somebody annoyed him, they used to get their change from his special bag which contained only half pennies.


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GrimmFox13

~~Petty~~ half penny as hell FTFY


timoneer

~~half~~ ha' penny as hell FTFY


joh2138535

What the hell is a half penny? A bottle of coke is nearing 2$ why are you cutting money in half?


philster666

A British pre-decimalisation coin half-penny pronounced hay-puh-nee. It stopped being used in 1969 Edit: I am now aware there was a different post-decimalisation halfpenny too.


mrgamecat2

We had loads of Coins at the start of the 1900's. Shillings, Half-pence, Crown, Farthing, Three pence (mostly was pronounced thrup-ence ), Florin. That's what I can remember off the top of my head. There was also all the denominations like half shilling or double florin


white_franklin

What could a fart thing get you in this economy?


cmd_iii

Depending on the magnitude, it could clear the store, whereupon you would be able to don a gas mask and take anything you want.


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A farthing would be worth about 40p these days due to inflation, so - a two finger Kit-Kat maybe?


Tinsel-Fop

>a fart thing I was feeling very crabby until I read your comment. Now, I stead, I'm laughing. Thank you.


AlboiNani

I remember my grandfather telling me about how he would earn 2 pounds and a shilling at work and he would only get to keep the shilling. He would also commonly continue using the words halfpenny and thruppence well into the 2010s and it was up to us to try to translate it


800-lumens

Sounds like our US system for everything but money.


mrgamecat2

Ah but some of these coins are older than your country


paranoid_androidette

Commander Vimes? 😁


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philster666

Yes despite being British I only learned of that today after I googled halfpenny


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throwawaymamcadd

Little brass coins about the size of a current 5p. Definitely still about in the 1980s.


The_Professor2112

Nope. I remember using half pennies as a kid in the early 80's. When they were phased out, for a brief glorious period, you got two half penny sweets for a penny!


SH3RB5

In circulation up until the end of 1984 the half pence/ new penny was a post decimalisation coin worth exactly half a penny, if they were still around you would need about 340 of them to buy your 2 dollar coke


Skinny-hipppo

Yep 100% I know a bus driver he is absolutely the quite but will fuck you up type. Hyper reasonable, looks like butter wouldn't melt but I've seen him in his fighting comps. Naaaaaaaaa you're good


Box-o-bees

Can you tell me what the jerk guy said to get kicked off the bus? I've tried listening to it a few times, but I can't hear the driver's explanation.


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It seems that the jerk getting kicked off had called a passenger who uses a wheelchair the "r" slur. I admire that bus driver a whole bunch.


Box-o-bees

Thanks! Yea, good on the driver for not allowing that mess


King-Cobra-668

seems like security does fuck all tho


HairyGinger89

Wasn't security. That's just staff for either the tube station or terminal, just there to point people in the right direction, get them on the right bus or train and provide information and help.


CharlyMcChaples

"what you gonna do?" He literally got the guy off the bus without touching him


m1st3r_c

"Go on, take a swing at me. I dare ya." - baller busdriver


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Abadatha

Bus driver could also be a hard ass old guy, who would have whooped that dumbass if he threw a punch. I don't know anyone who welcomes you to try that calmly without knowing how to absolutely wreck your shit if you do. Only people who shout it are doing it out of fear.


tedmented

The loudest one in the room is often the most scared. And he's being loud in the hope you will be as scared as he is. It's the quiet unassuming man in the corner minding his own but keeping an eye that you don't fuck with. They loud cunts are just scared.


Abadatha

Absolutely accurate.


DrMangosteen

The "fuck you" after the guy called the driver a prick came from a place of complete disgust and calmness, that driver seems hard as fuck


Abadatha

That's what I'm saying. The old man was ready to fuck that guy up, and that guy was not ready for the old man to be ready for him.


GarbanzoArt

Wtf, when was “boy” a racist thing, especially in this context where you’re pointing out immaturity…


SPEK2120

From a US perspective at least, "boy" was a very common degrading/diminishing term used towards black men primarily in the slavery/Jim Crowe era. But it's one of those more nuanced terms that requires context. It very clearly doesn't apply in this context.


theamberspyglasssees

'Boy' seems far more loaded in the US, doesn't carry the same connotations in the UK FYI for our friends across the pond!


MEatRHIT

I'm in the US and know it *can* be used as a slur but don't think I've ever seen it done as so outside of a movie set in the south in pre-civil war times. Could be that I'm in a northern state though.


Torodong

"Boy" is a racial slur in parts of the USA, being used to refer to people of primarily African ancestry, since it was historically used to address slaves in a demeaning manner. Sadly, the same parts of the USA tend to be full of poorly educated Social Justice Wankers who are unaware of the existence of the other 1.4 billion people who speak fluent English many of whom are actually African (and many of whom can actually spell "colour" correctly) for whom "boy" means "boy" - a young (or childish) man. Ironically, in criticising you, these same people betray their own deeply held prejudice in treating all non-white people as a single group, since the malefactor in the video is obviously English-born (somewhere in the vicinity of Wolverhampton judging by the accent) and, if I were to hazard a guess, of Southern Asian descent (not that either of those things is in any way relevant to him being a total cock). It is astonishing that people cannot grasp the simple fact that the local racist epithets used by some Alabama redneck are not used on the other side of the fucking planet. So, *you* are **not** the racist in the room...


Time_to_go_viking

Shoot, the driver is an old brawler I’d bet.


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lol @ the edit. Typical reddit desperately jumping on the opportunity to call somebody racist and sate their hate boners.


GrumpyOlBastard

In US of A everything is a racial slur


hogballz

It’s not racist. Edit: In this context it’s not racist.


Saint_Sin

> "boy" is a racial slur Do only some races have male children or something? Who the hell is spouting that nonsense?


Mr3cto

The weakest dog barks the loudest. Gotta look tough somehow. I’ve never in my life taken someone serious that was that belligerent. Even if they did end up having enough sack to try and tussle it probably would have been hilarious and they tend to have glass chins I’ve found.


Ultenth

Dunno how it is there, but lots of places in the US are passing laws or have them already on the books that make assaulting transit workers carry MUCH heavier penalties than generic assault. So if that’s the case there if anything he really hopes the guy does try something.


throweraccount

Yep, it's a felony in NYC.


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“Go lift some fuckin weights” with all that muscle he still got walked off with his tail between his legs, repeating himself like a parrot 😭


Weirtoe

Ahahahahaaaaaa, gold comment. That's exactly what I was thinking, "listen mate, listen mate, listen mate" he can only string two words together at any one time. We're listening furby, are you stuck? Someone slap its back


GoldenFalcon

I did this once to a guy on my bus. I am not suppose to touch them, so I get a little creative. I bumped him with my body like that driver, and said "excuse me sir, I need to get off" each time I pushed him back until he was off my bus. It helps that I'm 6'3" 280lbs. I can't imagine how much harder my job would be if I was a short skinny person.


Smiling_Tree

Or a woman. Physically I'd be nowhere. I need my verbal muscles... ;)


GoldenFalcon

Very much so. I've gotten "Oh, tough guy!" So many times just because I stood up to show I'm serious. I didn't know standing makes a guy tough. But here we are.


Hypergnostic

We all need to stand up for each other more. It's really important to just be good.


MGBEMS44

🏅


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Poor man's gold


Rickfernello

It is satisfying, and times people stand up for you will always be remembered, and vice versa. If you are quick to judge a situation and action that one could do, it's worth it to put in the effort. I've never felt as gratified as when I told a creep to fuck off when he was harassing a girl right in front of everyone and no one did anything, then as she left the bus, she thanked me. The creeped argued at first but he fucked right off lol


EddieLomax

In the UK you can be fairly sure people aren't carrying around guns. In America you can get yourself shot for the pettiest of reasons.


Blandiblub

Imagine how the twat passenger will retell this story to other people.


gahidus

I'm sure that in his telling of it a crazy bus driver just kicked him off the bus for literally no reason at all. Just spontaneously threw him off the bus for no cause whatsoever. His mates won't even have the sense to be incredulous.


HardCounter

Maybe he's like that friend who always has a story for everything and everyone knows is full of shit, but it's entertaining. Sometimes to find out what actually happened when he's done telling his version. "Be honest mate, you were being a cunt weren't you? C'moooon. Tell us what really went down."


AaarghCobras

And I went "Whatyagonnado?, whatyagonnado?". Then I got off his bus and left.


Supersymm3try

So I said FORGET YOU PAL! Thanks for NOTHING!


Hyrosyto

Well, we have a video that show how it really went


OddlyComfyChair

Honestly, these kinda folks don't find themselves to be in the wrong for being a dick. He'll probably tell it exactly like it happened and be applauded by his buddies for having the courage to bully someone. It will be a badge of honor for a while that he'll wear. Got kicked off a bus for being a total asshat. Maybe one day twenty years from now he'll reflect on this as character defects. He's a long way from that now though.


Electronic_Grade508

As a disability worker I hope this goes super viral. Just saying.


helpmelaugh82

As the mother of a disabled son I hope so too <3 also thank you <3


AdamWestsButtDouble

As someone with a disability, I’m right there with you.


HamSoap

Now I’m just out here wondering what disability Adam Wests butt double has, and that’s not how I thought my evening would go down.


AdamWestsButtDouble

It involved that cheesy crouching-while-pretending-to-rappel-up-the-side-of-a-building gag.


Foootballdave

"What ya gonna do?" "Um, I'm going to drive away... On my bus...without you on it?" He asks the question often enough but the answer seems quite simple really.


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That lady is like 'I just want to go home and watch The Great British Bake Off'


RegularHousewife

*waits awkwardly fiddling with stuff*


LickLickNibbleSuck

"*I wonder what kind of pants Paul Hollywood will be wearing...*"


pragmageek

"*Tell you what Deidre, That Paul Hollywood gives ME a soggy bottom*"


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"They'll be into the bloody technical by the time I get home at this rate"


GT_Knight

It’s just “Bake Off” over there lol


Sciensophocles

No it's not? And it's not even The Great British Bake Off in the US. Thanks to Pillsbury It's The Great British Baking Show.


HelpPeopleMakeBabies

They probably meant it's only really referred to as Bake Off in conversation, rather than the full name.


Winter-Seesaw3332

Driver should get a raise for that.


Fisher-Peartree

That and a couple of days off to celebrate his awesomeness.


KayoTracyX1

He deserves a large chocolate milkshake, 8 days off, a large chocolate cake & a free meal at a local restaurant


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

Are you in the mood for chocolate, friend?


Mr3cto

Yes.


Tinsel-Fop

Yes.


lawnmowersarealive

Yes.


BrotherVaelin

This looks like Rochdale. Bus driver is the peak occupation round here


Yachting-Mishaps

Rochdale: At least you're not in Oldham.


Intelligent-Bee4535

"What are you gonna do?" Bitch, he just kicked you off the goddamn bus, he already did what he was gonna do.


things_U_choose_2_b

I really hope he radio'd the next few drivers to not let him on either. Or even better, he's one of those drivers who just does a loop all day and is the one driving the bus when it comes back around for Mr. Dickhead haha.


dingman58

That would be a top job hahaha


HardCounter

"Guess who's walking to school today." Laughs in busdriver.


Mevo8

Too many dickheads in this world. Have a nice walk wanker 👋


Nick_Knowles

Guy couldn't even be a bus wanker if he tried.


joehughes21

Does he think if he says something for the 100th time it'll work?


noteven1221

Well, he's got nothing else, right? Certainly not brains or wit.


cinlung

Why is it everytime the POS that is about to initiate a fight always stay so close like they want to kiss the other person? Are they gonna fight or kiss?


DasBeardius

They do it to act tough and intimidate and/or provoke the other person. If the other person backs down then they "win", and alternatively if the other person throws the first punch then they get to fight back in "self defense" (or so they'll claim at least). My guess is that the POS here did not know how to respond to the bus driver standing his ground and not being provoked/intimidated. Probably not the kind of behaviour he's used to.


Smiling_Tree

Don't you just love the body language of that driver? Doing all the power poses: standing up straight, chest forward, assertive in claiming space with each step, feet wide and secure, putting his hands on his hips... Love it! *PS: Anyone that can make a transcript (and what did he say about the person with the disability in the first place)? For the non-British, like myself, the majority is almost undecipherable... Lol*


cinlung

Don't the US have some kind law of personal space or personal distance or safe distance? If that distance is breached then it can be considered self defense if the party on defense throw the first action. Or something like that. The one who entered the safe space first can be consider the assaulter.


dachsj

You can "defend yourself" even if they haven't thrown a punch or touched you. In this situation, the driver would have a reasonable self defense case against th asshole. Basically, there isnt necessarily a requirement for physical contact to be made for you to defend yourself. If it becomes apparent that they are going to attack you, you don't have to wait. I'm not a lawyer, but at the end of the day you gotta protect yourself and your family. The legal recourse is secondary.


things_U_choose_2_b

Yep. > A man who is attacked or believes that he is about to be attacked may use such force as is both necessary and reasonable in order to defend himself (bit sexist but that's the wording I found on CPS site) Fair play to the driver because I would've at least pushed him out of my space and off the bus, perhaps he was actually concerned for the dickheads safety if he did that.


cinlung

Me too, because at that distance it would be a possible knife attack at lower abdomen and the defender would be hard to see the attack coming.


cinlung

So, in one of my business law class, the teacher shared a story about a guy kissing a girl's cheek out of happiness and he got sued as assault and battery. So, if the spit of the attacker landed on you, can that be used as assault and battery case?


Dizzy_Transition_934

They watch too much boxing


reluctanthardworker

Legend bus driver.


chkpancake775

Shoutout to that old lady for letting them finish before boarding.


shitstain00

God, I hate assholes like this guy. People like him really need their teeth kicked in fr.


1_9_8_1

Who uses a slur against disabled people. The last time I heard something like that was in middle school!


somesnazzyname

Shame those 3 other bus workers did fk all but watch, maybe step and and defend a mate/co- worker?


PurrMeowHiss

Pretty sure the bus driver had the situation handled. Dude was oozing "fuck around and find out" energy.


janglang

Maybe they didn't because they know their mate there can handle it himself.


GiuseppeBusso

It’s scenes like this that make me both love and loathe my home country. There are so many arseholes like this guy. Kudos to that bus driver. The very definition of standing up for what you think is right. Ballsy too!


AsigotFinn

![gif](giphy|MlMl5tEnohzZm) 100% sure that bus driver could knock his ass to the ground with one punch, his entire body language shows he likely has been in more then a few rough and tumbles :)


Hounmlayn

My friend used to be a bus driver. He has knocked people out with one punch before, on a night out he recognised someone who threatened him that he would be waiting at the bus terminal with all his mates to beat the crap out of him. Instead, my mate just walked up to him and punched him square in the cheek, then we walked away. His mates didn't even say a word, just looked at us and him. That was that. Bus drivers are mental, never mess with them


ericscottf

How are British busses like ATI video cards? They're big, red and the drivers are mental.


chefontheloose

Like when he kinda whispers fuck off to the parrot dude, and blocks the door. 💪


J1--1J

Bro you’re getting kicked off a bus. Look at yourself


bbbbreakfast

I’m sorry, what does the bus driver say around 00:45? I’m not good with British accents.


JimBobMcFantaPants

Take a swing at me, I dare you


Nabaatii

What about the entire thing? I don't understand a word Ok that's an exaggeration, I do pick up the "whadya gonna do" and "piss off" but that's about it


Gibbons105

Scum


Wamims

What's he gonna do?


wholesomechunk

Walk


The-Grand-Wazoo

My daughter is disabled. I endorse the fuck out of this outstanding bus driver.


KailuaLove

Can someone translate? I can’t catch what he said to the disabled person(s)?


poop-machines

Nobody reply what word it is, it gets you banned off reddit. He says a word beginning with R, it's not hard to figure out.


atomacheart

I hope they have some form of common sense detection for when it used correctly, it is a verb that means to delay or slow down.


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The bus driver said the passenger said "shut up, (slur for person with mental disability)" to another person on the bus with a mental disability.


Phantom120198

Gonna run home and cry about cancel culture online


SmackAttackLondon

Legend of a bus driver...we need to publicly shame dickheads like this guy more often.


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Parrot the way he keeps repeating himself with his little hitch pitched voice


hmmm_thought_pig

GOOD. Swift and decisive. Let the prick walk.


imqueeeeeeeeer

Woygunnado woygunnado woygunnado woygunnado ugh I hate man chavs


gurudoright

Whadya gonna do? Mate, he just kicked you off his bus.


Soulless-Plague

Hope this cunt sees the repercussions he deserves


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curkri

We need more of this, it's easy to be prejudice when it doesn't have a negative effect. As soon as most people realise that their prejudice is making their lives more difficult, they will give up their irrational point of view. But it takes courage to make a stand.


Slowmobius_Time

Ya little prick times 5 Listen times 4 My dude is fucking skipping someone pull the disc out and blow on it


JinxThePetRock

He reaches a new higher pitch with every 'what ya gonna do?' By now only dogs can hear him.


Illustrious-Culture5

That is why kids, always thank your bus driver


RareCrypt

Pisses me off no one else is telling him to fuck off. I’d well get involved and help that bus driver. The guy was clearly going to do nothing and was the most scared person there, you hear it in his voice when the guy starts opening his door. Imagine how pathetic you must be to abuse disabled people or people doing there job. Massive prick


Whopraysforthedevil

What are you gonna do? Nothin, I've done it. And hey, let's all just stop using words that demean marginalized groups, mmkay?