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SIobbyRobby

Are they practicing to be a pirate?


FacelessFellow

Ice climbers use climbing tools with this shape


sharpshooter999

Yeah but there's usually a pink one and a blue one


GoodVibes-

and a green one and a yellow one and they all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same


rob94708

And there’s doctors, and there’s lawyers, and BUSINESS EXECUTIVES!!!


Washingtonpinot

And they all live in houses and climb ice all the same…


Effective-Cod3635

God I binge watched that show and that song was in my head for weeks this was before you could skip the intro


GuyWithNoContext

What show?


Effective-Cod3635

Username checks out, Weeds


Ok-Ask-8418

r/technicallytrue


I-was-the-guy-1-time

r/technicallythetruth ?


amkap12

Yeah but you In no way would just swing around like this


FourierTransformedMe

Ice tools also don't curve back to nearly the same extent. And they're used with one hand. And they're meant to dig into ice, not slot into small holes. So combined with the fact that ice climbers should very much not be swinging around like this... Basically it has nothing to do with ice climbing.


Relevant_Slide_7234

No, a hooker.


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M-Noremac

I'm still impressed. I would have gave up after 0 tries.


bltonwhite

Yeah because you'd have realised you're wasting your time.


BreakFlashy1616

Yeah because commenting on Reddit is not wasting your time


YubNub81

and yet, still amazing and totally NFL


Acrobatic-Bid-1691

Probably the most successful people ever, have been through unending attempts.


NickleVick

Imagine trying this once, failing, and then repeating it over and over until you get this video. That takes skill, dedication, drive, training, and motivation. If he had done this on the first try, it would have just been luck. There's nothing impressive about luck. This is impressive.


drtymlk

You must be fun at parties


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FuckBotsHaveRights

The facts are, he can't do that shit a hundred times a day everyday like those card throwing tricks. This isn't a trick, this is a feat. There's a great video of Jackie Chan talking about the difference. Don't let cynisime get in the way of a good story.


AFucking12Gage

“… and I like that”


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drtymlk

You had such a perfect opportunity to clap back something good and you decided to call me a parrot. Shame really.


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drtymlk

WHOS THE PARROT NOW B*tch


Key-Combination-8111

Sly Cooper be like...


Emergency_Dragonfly4

Was looking for this comment 🏆


Key-Combination-8111

Underrated games of the millennium.


Emergency_Dragonfly4

It’s the game ever.


AFucking12Gage

Truly one of the games of our generation ❤️


Emergency_Dragonfly4

So Sly 5 is cancelled?


llamakazee

The Sly subreddit keeps holding on to whispers of a 5th game. I sadly think that Sly has been forgotten by the industry....


Emergency_Dragonfly4

😢


Yakplayz

Sly 4 bombed, the original trilogy devs dont want to work on the series, the sly 4 devs were bought by meta, and the only hope for an eventual game- the sly movie, was cancelled. Add that on top of sonys terrible track record of supporting even their popular series (seriously, they only have 2 series still getting games that are over 10 years old) and you have a pretty low chance of a return. The only way it could come back is through a remake of the original trilogy imo


broccophobia

That's awesome! That must have taken a bunch of practice. I do have a few questions though, like: how? And why?


janhetjoch

You answered your first question: lots of practice. As for why: it's cool to do and fun to perfect a move like that.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

So, effectively they answered both questions


Playful-Rice-2122

I think the why might be they're testers for programmes like Ninja Warrior. They have people who try out new obstacles to firstly see if it's even possible and secondly to see how hard it is


I-was-the-guy-1-time

Pirates, that’s why


cancellationstation

This guy never has trouble finding the hole


UnknownFox37

Ok i laughed too hard at this


spookyjornbojoggin

is this guy a professional hooker?


PaleForce101

Thatll really come in handy


ShitFuck2000

At least he’s getting some serious upper body strength exercise in


MusksMuskyBallsack

What in the spidey senses fuck?


Stoikx

But why?


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Next season on American Ninja Warrior


gregdrunk

LOL I saw this post and came in to wonder if Drew Dreschel has been sentenced yet.


Beefsupremeninjalo82

I have no idea I just saw the other day he was a scumbag


gregdrunk

Yeah it's super fucked up. Looks like he has not been sentenced yet.


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Wasn't he the one who's fiancé died years ago or was that a different one


gregdrunk

I'm not sure, but I know he had a fiancee or a long-term gf when the scandal broke. I feel so fucking awful for her, what a horrible thing to find about. For some reason I was thinking he'd gotten married right before everything broke but that was Jamie Rahn, I think there were just pictures of him at that wedding so my brain mixed it up.


ClockWhole

Why?


_setz_

Sly cooper


taliahmarih

Sly cooper over here


ECK-2188

That is really impressive


SnuggleBunz

Found the real Nathan Drake


trippysamuri

Bro if this guy doesn't cosplay as sly cooper I'm gunna lose my shit


BretHartSucked

Try hard


SteezyYeezySleezyBoi

Everyone saying “but why tho” My people, don’t just work -> eat -> phone -> bed. Please be interesting and do random fun shit. Go be an easily entertained playful adult. Life will be better


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u/auddbot


sophiacarterxo

Song is Runaway Baby by Bruno Mars


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Thanks bro


LostAAADolfan

Holy lord


blobbysnorey

Landing next to some impossible jumps would be a *very* different video


drpoopymcbutthole

He’s preparing to climb the wall with John snow


djrensk

Giving me Earthworm Jim vibes.


trllnd

Roadhog main.


lapaunz

Ok, but why?


Any_Secret_1622

Ok? But why?


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Why? Lmao


HeavyRhubarb

Why tho?


Lifestyle-eXzessiv

cool edit


SemiSentientGarbage

Where?


asianmexican

Who the fuck even thought about making up this shit equipment? Like there’s even a real-life scenario where you use a bent steel bar to go about places


19-PRISMO-91

I call absolute bullshit lol


WarChefGarrosh

This feels needlessly dangerous


Da_Shaolin

Bruh this is beasttt no fkin way lol


SeeGeeArtist

Now I wanna see Tom Cruise do it


Nadueira273ZT

Song name?


accountonthis

Weird his gf says he never finds the right…nm


farleys2

“Nah dog…” - ninjas


Brain_Beam

OK! But why?


RocketFucker69

This man knows how to get his pole in a hole...


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#Karma farmer


MrClean_LemonScent

What in the James Bond!?


abigboom

Weird ninja sex training


Whiteshadows86

My man training for the next series of Ninja Warrior!


j1mtones

Cool^but^why


Hancock18

Who else thought this was an elephant trunk doing some kind of tricks


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It's not "next to impossible" if someone can do it repeatedly.


xVAL9x

But why?


Adamc474892

Why?


ozril

Someone's practicing to become the next american ninja warrior


boybetokin

Is ninja warrior still on?


Defiant_While_4823

Making the contestants on American Ninja Warrior look like a bunch of puss cakes, God damn


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Now this guy can find holes 🕳️


AlexHimself

# Crossfit Kool!


[deleted]

American ninja warrior type stuff here holy crap


Solid_Snake_125

No freaking way. That’s cool.


BlasI

Bruh it looks like he missed even in slow motion


LUNA_underUrsaMajor

Human athletic ability is getting crazy


InkyFingersOnReddit

Someday the destiny of the world is going to depend on a weird jump and this guy is gonna save us all.


XanRaygun

This guy learned how to jump and press the circle button.


Peterwithnobones

More improbable than impossible. You clearly have made it look easy.


ChrisFox-NJ

What the f… how?! The first one for example, how does that even work?!


Dirtymindwonderer

Keep that focus… applying that amount of focus on everything he has in life will have him being a leader somewhere in life.


Electronic_Rub9385

Attempt 1,986.


Good_Extension_9642

They irony is I'll see this in a movie then I'll be like "that really looks fake" 🤣


WannaTradeUsernames

Song gave me cancer


Bigtimeduhmas

Bet he still tells her hes bad at aiming and needs help if she wants it to go in in the first try.


robcado

Why


takingcareofmenow

You just know this guy can plug in a usb cord properly on the first attempt.


DomivaitusLupus

The next marvel hero Bent Pipe Man


Damianiwins

When you spend all your talent points on getting this one trick down. Lol


i_can_has_rock

seems like it would be a good "theres got to be a better way" infomercial


AlwaysMadElmo

Someone's daughter right now


coolguyJustin

I find this incredibly uninteresting


8TS7N

Is that you Maui?


No-Armadillo7693

It Looks really really difficult, it Probably took him a while to get all three in one run


mjkjg2

I wanna see the fails


crhymer93

Sly Cooper has joined the chat


RandomName-1992

This is a valuable skill.


shuddupayouface

What an odd song choice.


Geswho_555

Lights off will never be a problem


MnniI

What song?


88dude88

What’s the point of this


Gearz557

Weirdest flex. But pretty cool


NoachEnki

My man training for americain ni´ja warriors


amkap12

This is more dumb than crossfit


butt_spanker29

Weird flex, but ok


toughnorris

Man that is some above next level stuff right there.


splitzideradioshow

Introducing the next Ninja Warrior champion


PumpkinKlutzy

The what ?


boozy-uzi

SLY COOPER!!!


davezl3514

Now I know where all my skill and coordination went! ! I'm glad he's putting it to good use.


thebestnegrosauce

Sly city over here


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🐒


SwiftTime00

“Just jump and press the circle ⭕️ button”


Baum_Hund

It's like my childhood of playing Sly Cooper came to life by a dude and parkour.


Astr0Cr33per

What a strangely impressive skill


a_swarm_of_nuns

What a great skill to have. SMH


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What a *FUN* skill to have! This looks like a blast!


antimatterSandwich

Don’t be a dweeb; it was cool. Accomplishing something difficult can be its own reward.