Yeah, right!?!? That dude just picked her up and carried her with his hand right over her pussy the whole ti........oh, you're talking about something else.....
There really is no better way to pick up someone who is trying to remain still while being moved, also he is cupping around her genitals taking care not to touch her directly.
Iām sure if one devotes their entire youth to activism towards climate control all to find out nobody in power that *can* do anything actually gives a fuck.. prolly takes a toll
This was an interesting battle. Jaja and Slim won but I think it was only cause the other side kept taking longer than their time and used 1 dancer the whole time. They got knocked out the next round I think
The way he grabs her is a common grapple technique used in dancing.
This method gives significant leverage on the dancer without inhibiting their pose.
Clearly. I donāt see how it can slip someoneās mind that this wasnāt a freestyle. This obviously was choreographed and she was most likely picked up several times like that during practice. If she was discomforted in any way she probably wouldnāt continue with the dance in front of a crowd of many. Furthermore you can clearly see that his hand is splayed and bowing outward from her pelvis. Heās not just full on cupping her vagina.
This rant isnāt for you, I know youāre with me on this. But hopefully one of the 12 year olds will come along and get a little bit more mature.
Right there with you. š I had a moment of weakness and engaged and judging by the backlash, the outlook might not be good of finding that caliber in here.
My dude you need to re-evaluate after googling the term 'joke'. No one pointing out he grabbed her by the pussy is thinking she wasn't aware or that she was some how sexually assaulted.
You need to grow up.
I thought I was the only one! While I was watching, I kept saying, "when's the good part coming?". Her routine is a good start, but needs loads of improvements.
Jaja always does the robot but Iāve seen a lot better. The robot walk is her best bot move but itās not exciting. They only won cause the other side didnāt follow turn rules, had 1 dancer do all turns, and Slim Boogie is her partner. She can krump too but I donāt see much evidence of her growth as a dancer
The way he grabs her is a common grapple technique used in dancing.
This method gives significant leverage on the dancer without inhibiting their pose.
Theyāre also doing a dance performance. There are many holds that may look unusual to the audience but are in no way sexual in nature- just the safest and smoothest way to maneuver with your dance partner
Super embarrassing to admit i was watching for like 20 seconds thinking this post was about an actual robot programmed to dance. I was thinking how creepy it would be if it smiled and such.
Jesus fucking christ i am literal
**Obligatory his palm is not on her pussy. His wrist is the closest.** Pussy faces downwards when standing. It's not where guys have their dicks, it's lower than that.
Also dancers use this grip to lift people because it works well!
The warehouse wiggle. At least at the warehouse I worked at when I was younger. They had a guy who would dance but he always did a robot dance like this. That's what he called it.
She moved on from the climate control stuff now?
Haha. I'll burn in hell for this.
Or you can just wait a lil and burn here
Haha. I see what you did there š
I sea that you did there
Nah you don't even need to wait...
If you want to earn another helpful award, you can tell me how soon we're talking!......?
šš„š
Yesteryear
My ass is on fire because of laughing so hard
I already got my cowbell outā¦
No youāll burn on earth. Global warming bro.
What have I done?
Youāve brought wrath of Greta ! LOL
I'm fucked.
We all are fucked. But trust me earth is fine. Itās been through worse than the global warming. (George Carlin).
No shit HAHAHAHAHA How dare yoooouuu
r/imfinnagotohell
We're all burning with you then, it's the first thing I thought
Say to man who: Gif: Grab you by pussy(Trump gif) Why am I not able to use gifs here?
It's fine. You're doing great.
What a fabulously encouraging person you are!
*bows_robotically.gif*
Oh, my sweet summer child.
Gets told about climate change in 1800s. Still refuses to act in 2022. Are we the baddies?
Yes Mark. We certainly are
Hahaha omfg. You totally beat me to this. Well done!
I liked this and then immediately unliked it, just so I could like it again
OmG yes!!!!!
And apparently her US political rival convinced her itās not so bad getting grabbed by the pussy.
Yeah, right!?!? That dude just picked her up and carried her with his hand right over her pussy the whole ti........oh, you're talking about something else.....
That's her husband. BTW
Also the T4000 doesn't come with a vagina as standard.
Yet surprisingly not a single model sold without the upgrade
Weird. I just use the waste discharge port on mine.
that's a shitty idea
Ah, but when i try and marry my sexdoll its wierd
The Trump carry?
Complete 180
ā¦no you didnāt - lol
Mecha Thunberg
Greta Thunborg
Greta Thunborg
Th Thunenator.
comment is loved and appreciated
She went carbon negative š
My first thought was: Who knew that Greta could dance and why is that man lifting her up by her crotch?
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice.
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Yeah. You win today's comment section.
Haha thanks buddy. Every dog has it's day.
And she got grabbed by the push, because she lets them, when they are stars
I call this the Greta Thunborg
Tremendous.
Literally the first person i thought of when i saw the vid lol .
Climate control? Like aircon?
damn it! you beat me to it. was thinking the same thing XD
Ha came here to say that.
I'm 8 hours late to comment this exactly. Lol
I don't hate Greta but I'd be lying if I said I didn't notice it too.
Lmao
Dude got a hand full of robot Vajay
That dude is her husband.
Does that change the fact that he got a hand full of puss or?
Roboussy
you, sir, are a gem
Sounds like a robot Piano player
Underrated comment
Exactly. They didnt say he got a handful of strange.
ah so he was also doing the robot
Nice one.
Scrolled past this about 12 comments down.. laughed a generic hahaha I get it and came back to give an upvote. Im going to bed, thanks for the laugh
Scrolled down and read some posts. Then scrolled more and read this one, too. I'll probably read some more.
OK that one got me
Quite well done damn proud
Oil change
This is why I stay on Reddit. Weāll done friend
Da fuq you know that?
Itās Jaja Vankova and Slim Boogie. Relatively well known dancers. Theyāre married.
Well known to the small hip hop dance community I guess.
Slim Boogie married Jaja?
yeah. and they have a daughter
Love Jaja!
Grab 'em by the robussy!
There really is no better way to pick up someone who is trying to remain still while being moved, also he is cupping around her genitals taking care not to touch her directly.
Would that make it a fleshlight?
And his hand smelled like WD-40 for the rest of the day.
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Where do you think her weight is resting against his arm?
Grabbed her by the grundle
that's how I carry my wife
He probably drinks fight milk. That's gotta be an Ass Kicker's United move. https://youtu.be/eFdnyITLpxI?t=74
His meals are just milk steak boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jellybeans, raw.
Where do his feet go?
But who are we doing it versus?
What is happening?
These are all references to the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
As was his quote, "what is happening" is probably one of the most commonly used lines in Sunny.
Oh how embarrassing...
Lol no worries, figured I'd give you a heads up.
It doesnāt matter, Charlie!
I bet his interests involve magnets and ghouls
So she feels like a teeny tiny thumbelina
that's also how I carry this guys wife
see, she likes it
Itās the best way. If you drag them around by their feet they fill up with dirt.
Is she an extra in those Japanese time-stop adult films?
Hope he used wd40 first
Wait a minuteā¦did he just Donald Trump that robot???
Grabbed her right by theā¦
...center
..of gravity
Grab 'em by the chassis.
The olā input/output port.
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Lay off the cough syrup!!!
Conservative areas
Floppy disk reader
Auxiliairy input
... charge port
Picked her up like a bowling ball.....
Greta has aged badly
Looking middle aged already.
Iām sure if one devotes their entire youth to activism towards climate control all to find out nobody in power that *can* do anything actually gives a fuck.. prolly takes a toll
Yeah, I'm sure you look WAY better than this casually-dressed professional dancer.
Jaja!!!! She's amazing. Check her out on yt. Jaja Vankova
My dumbass thought you were laughing in Spanish
Jajajajaja!
The fact that this is a serious sentence made me go "jajaja"
Lmaooo me too
I recognized her from SYTYCD! Thanks for reminding me of her name
Ohhh that's her name! Jajaja!
I remember taking a class from her at monsters quite a while back- doing across the floor with isolations was one of the most fun things ive done
This was an interesting battle. Jaja and Slim won but I think it was only cause the other side kept taking longer than their time and used 1 dancer the whole time. They got knocked out the next round I think
Thought that was her! Sheās grown up quite a bit since SYTYCD and ABDC, still knows how to smash those isos though!
I was introduced to her on So You Think You Can Dance and I was absolutely obsessed. On top of being insanely talented she also seems chill as fuck.
Sheās so good itās insane
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is there such thing as reverse uncanny valley? if there is then this is it
It's still uncanny valley. Only difference is you're starting with real and dropping into realistic where most of the time it's the opposite
That things that should seem uncanny due to them being abnormal and extra instead are cool?
Canny valley.
Canny hill
The term for the most familiar of things
So...canny mountain?
Robot delivery bro gettin more pussy than 80% of Reddit
> 80% of Reddit generous of you.
Especially funny cause they're married.
The way he grabs her is a common grapple technique used in dancing. This method gives significant leverage on the dancer without inhibiting their pose.
Yes, but everyone here is twelve years old and can only see it as "grabbing her by the pussy".š
Clearly. I donāt see how it can slip someoneās mind that this wasnāt a freestyle. This obviously was choreographed and she was most likely picked up several times like that during practice. If she was discomforted in any way she probably wouldnāt continue with the dance in front of a crowd of many. Furthermore you can clearly see that his hand is splayed and bowing outward from her pelvis. Heās not just full on cupping her vagina. This rant isnāt for you, I know youāre with me on this. But hopefully one of the 12 year olds will come along and get a little bit more mature.
Right there with you. š I had a moment of weakness and engaged and judging by the backlash, the outlook might not be good of finding that caliber in here.
My dude you need to re-evaluate after googling the term 'joke'. No one pointing out he grabbed her by the pussy is thinking she wasn't aware or that she was some how sexually assaulted. You need to grow up.
its called a joke homie
Also, some things that are obviously not typical are okay in acting/dancing/other performance arts (with consent obviously).
I like the part where she finger banged them dudes
I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my heart!!!
Finger banged through the heart and youāre to blame!
Sorry. This isnāt next level.
Agreed. The robot dance is extremely common & this performance was kinda mediocre
It's also slightly sped up which makes it look slightly better.
I thought I was the only one! While I was watching, I kept saying, "when's the good part coming?". Her routine is a good start, but needs loads of improvements.
Jaja always does the robot but Iāve seen a lot better. The robot walk is her best bot move but itās not exciting. They only won cause the other side didnāt follow turn rules, had 1 dancer do all turns, and Slim Boogie is her partner. She can krump too but I donāt see much evidence of her growth as a dancer
This isn't her best work. There's one where she's a wooden doll that's 10x more refined.
Foot/legwork is unreal.
Quick cunt lift
ALL CROTCH
Love Jaja and trust me when I say this isnāt even close to her best stuff sheās a legend
@jajavankova on the tok
I remember watching her on So You Think You Can Dance.
What's up with the Pussy grab?
Thatās how you turn it on.
The way he grabs her is a common grapple technique used in dancing. This method gives significant leverage on the dancer without inhibiting their pose.
They're married, so nbd
Theyāre also doing a dance performance. There are many holds that may look unusual to the audience but are in no way sexual in nature- just the safest and smoothest way to maneuver with your dance partner
Any other way would've ruined the robot "effect" and caused he to move in a "human" way. Just straight up so her legs/arms didn't have to move
A lot of these illusions just don't work from every angle
What a stupid show
I like that they all have this "unboxing" intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt\_nbTRzYrk
That robot lifting technique is called "the trump"
Super embarrassing to admit i was watching for like 20 seconds thinking this post was about an actual robot programmed to dance. I was thinking how creepy it would be if it smiled and such. Jesus fucking christ i am literal
That dude tripping balls..
Fuckin Domo Arigato, and shit.
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I love how the first comment has nothing to do with the actual talent in the video but it rather a basement barker thinking theyāre funny.
From climate change to robot dance!
I mean this was weird as fuck all around
**Obligatory his palm is not on her pussy. His wrist is the closest.** Pussy faces downwards when standing. It's not where guys have their dicks, it's lower than that. Also dancers use this grip to lift people because it works well!
The warehouse wiggle. At least at the warehouse I worked at when I was younger. They had a guy who would dance but he always did a robot dance like this. That's what he called it.
Dammit, the robot is still cool
Name of the beat/song?
Jaja! Love her!
Thatās Jaja who did very well on season 12 of So You Think You Can Dance
One of the least impressive things I've seen her do. She's usually incredible.