I hope Matt Patricia is intentionally Home Alone 2’d at the Buffalo Airport after the game

I'm... In Buffalo? My team... Are in Foxborough? *Waggles eyebrows*

I made my team disappear? I made my team disappear!

We literally haven’t had a game start later than 1 this year and I don’t know what to do this afternoon now.

Welcome to the big time Lions fans. No longer shall you be relegated to Thursday night garbage and forgotten 1 PM games!

I actually love the 1PM slot, I get all my chores done in the morning then chill.

Last one of the year folks, it’s been a ride 🫡

Last day of RedZone always makes me sad. Need more Scott Hanson on my TV. Wonder if he'd ever do March Madness...

That's a good point. Why the hell isn't there something like this for March Madness at least the first two rounds

March Madness had it figured out with the staggered starts so games are ending throughout the day, rather than just during the witching hour.

It’s been a hell of a season and I’ve enjoyed being here talking football and dumping on the refs with all of you lol. Here’s to hoping we can make the playoffs today. If not I hope the Lions get in and wreck shit

The HoF should have snowglobe of Terry's brain to show the advance stages of CTE

Over/Under on Hamlin mentions today: 435.5

Over

Kenny Pickett playing well is bad for my Trubisky Truther narrative

"First time in Belichick's voluptuous coaching career..." - Terry Bradshaw

Coin flip celebration? That'll be a fine. lmao

Wtf is Romo talking about Allen and putting the team on his back!? They have 14 points because of special teams

He slurps the shit out of qbs especially allen and mahomes

Roughing the predator

Bruh the coin toss celebration are you serious???? Fuckin lmao

The coin flip💀💀💀

Romo: "It's not a penalty cause there needs to be contact" Replay shows plenty of contact Romo: "Well, uhhhh, uhhhh, *literal fart noise*"

BRUH HAD A COIN lol be careful your ass might be suspended

Congratulations to the AFC 2nd seed! You'll get to publicly execute one of the following: Noted football terrorist Matt Patricia The ghost of good teams past The football equivalent of Magikarp

I see what you're doing McDermott. Making our offense look kinda competent so we keep Patricia

And you guys say Bill doesn’t have a heart. Letting the Bills run back the opening kickoff is so selfless

#Browns: 14 #Women who accused Watson of sexual assault: 30

Bill Belichick just shot his ST coach in the face

Does anyone else want Seattle to lose so that tonights game means more?

This is huge for the 'the NFL is rigged' crowd

Man. That 2019 LSU team was unfair. Joe Burrow, JaMarr Chase, Justin Jefferson, and CEH. Hindsight truly shows that was an All-Madden team going up against Rookies that year.

I can't stand the Green Bay Packers

Strahan burying Skip on FOX pregame

I feel like this was a rallying moment for everyone who has a beef with Skip than with the actual content of what he tweeted. I can't stand him and love to see him fall on his face, but that tweet was rather innocuous.

Either Football is fake, or Football is haunted

That dumbass play at at the end of the Raiders game is literally going to cost us a playoff spot

That's what happens when you tell your coach you're firing him

#HAHAHA FUCK DESHAUN WATSON!

Won’t catch me dead criticizing the Texans for winning.

It's January so the Cowboys are bad now

Lions need help from the Rams, so refs decide to treat Rams like the Lions lol

If you think the Lions won't play hard to keep the packers out of the playoffs, you're wrong

As a Lions fan, that was the most disgusting series of calls/non-calls I have ever seen. Unbelievable

Literally all the Browns had going for them was that they were the lovable losers. Sure they sucked but everyone outside of their division liked them and always rooted for them. They gave that up, made everyone hate them, and STILL suck. The hateable losers, hope it was worth it.

PI WHAT THE FUCK

Bending over backwards to pretend that wasn't pass interference. Shameful

Is Romo literally incapable of letting it breathe?

I just want the Rams to win so the Lions have a shot

Since NFL have been making up rules this week I have another great idea - stop the Ram Seahawks games at start of 4th quarter, give them a couple hours rest, then start is simultaneously with Lions Packers game 4th quarter

Not a mock coin flip, mans pulled out an actual quarter

#WHO WANTS A #1 DRAFT PICK?

Ramsey does that and it’s flagged lmao

This is why I thought the GB/ Detroit game should have been at 3 with the Seahawks. Would have been a different intensity level for the lions

Doctor: You literally have 67% of a heart right now. Hamlin: Was that a folding table that I saw in the hallway?

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Ejections in a meaningless game. Let's go!

Belichick is gonna murder someone.

The fact that the Lions have to play in primetime to either send the Packers to the playoffs or the team that eliminated them is cruel.

Want the bills to win but that looked like pi to me

Ah. I get it now. The refs dont hate the BROWNS. THey hate DESHAUN WATSON. Now i am ok with this trash ref ball

Russell wilson has 15 passing tds on the season Brock Purdy has 13

Lol Seattle 100% does not deserve to be in the playoffs.

After this refball, I’m game to let the Packers win. FTPigeons

Aww did someone grab Serial Rapist Deshaun Watson's facemask without his consent?

For Cal McNair, this was the Texans losing out on the #1 pick in a meaningless game. For Lovie Smith, it was Sunday

Fuck this league. Refs just fucked Detroit in this quarter

I hope the Lions win by 50 and tonight and then the 9ers win by 50 next week against Seattle

seahawks fate depends entirely on the lions showing up... whom they just eliminated from the playoffs. lol

The scriptwriters sent the script out to every NFL player to confirm the storyline but Geno didn’t write back

he's gnna get fined for that celebration.. BUT WATCH THE FUCKING NFL PROMOS HAVE THAT CELLY IN IT!!!!

That coin flip was savage

Holy shit hahah the bengals just did a coin flip celebration

Can't help but laugh at the mock coin flip celebration

The Browns paid an ^(alleged) sexual assaulter $230,000,000 fully guaranteed for the privilege of being their quarterback. Fucking lol.

Oooooofff CPR celebrations are on hold this week

Okay maybe a bad time for CPR celebrations lol

We actually have a #1 pick. Holy crap. Decades of mediocrity and middling picks comes to an end. Chicago still lovies Lovie.

The refs hate the lions so much were catching strays over here

We’ll just ignore the taunt and head butt from DK. Straight red.

I understand there are some real playoff implications with the Dolphins-Jets game, but man cutting to that game so often is super depressing

If Todd Bowles saw the holocaust in person, he'd still have that same dumb emotionless look on his face.

Punching someone wearing a helmet is a big brain move

Hanson hasn't said a word since the Air Jordan joke. I think he was fired.

Is Tony fucking high? Lmao

FUCK THAT, THATS NOT ROUGHING

The last Dolphins QB to win a playoff game: Dan Marino. ​ Holy shit.

Was that a CPR celebration? Ew

So some people don’t seem to be putting this together: - Lovie was probably told he was gonna be fired or the Texans were very non-commital when they spoke - With the Bears getting the number 1 pick, they can trade that for a ransom of picks for a team to jump Houston for Young (or Stroud) - Hilariously Lovie Smith continues to help the Bears

I have been an NFL diehard fan for YEARS, a long time, but I only discovered the brilliance of red zone this year I was that that guy who went to bars and tried to keep up with multiple games on multiple TV’s, then I was introduced to Scott Hansen and I’ve never looked back

Refs might be fucking lions over, and they're not even playing yet.... Weak running into kicker on a 4th and short punt

OMFG Seattle Doinked DETROIT LIVES

GG refs we almost had yah

My only consolation is that the ratings for the next game will take a huge hit from this shit

Oh boy Damar is watching guys!!!! Who could’ve guessed

The less Watson is talked about, the better. Fuck him

Just saw someone on Twitter say “Karma, Higgins” How are some people seriously pushing this agenda? Disgusting

Dolphins-Jets ultimately ending up in a 3-3 tie is the hell all these teams fighting for the 7 seed deserve.

Miami’s cheerleaders are bangin lol. Not surprised but still

It’s the last red zone of the season 😥😥 I’ll miss you guys

Damn Watson not getting justice for someone violating him, that sucks anyway...

Should’ve it been called face mask? Usually yea, but it’s Watson so whatever

END ALL THE GAMES NOW THANKS

Listen I’m about to order Denny’s on door dash and I have NO SHAME AMA

NO SACKS ALLOWED ON THE RAPIST

Lovie going for two was the biggest fuck you to the Texans. I fucking absolutely love it.

Not looking forward to the Post-RedZone feels. The greatest invention since television. 🥲

Texans sub melting down rn. Poor bastards

AJ Green, AJ Brown; who’s next, AJ Yellow? *booooo* well folks, there’s the light, my times up

Do it for Detroit!!

Still trying to understand the reasoning for keeping Herbert in.

Dallas losing is fun

Unpopular opinion but I actually like seeing Russ playing well and having fun.

Clown ass officiating

what do the hawks have to do to get a flag?

Can't have shit in Detroit

Baker Mayfield fucking HATES Detroit

#See you next year, Scott. We love you and we miss you already.❤️

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Gentlemen it’s been an honor and a privilege

"All 22 players are in the endzone, should we call it a TD?" "Nah, give it a minute. We have to be sure."

Lol that's going to be a fine lol

Did Scott say BUFFALO's skill position players?

Bills getting to do whatever they want

Maybe they just left their flags in the hotel room.

Buffalo turn the ball over and Romo sounds like he just found out he has cancer

Lol. That’s pi though? Refball. Absolute fucking joke

Done with this shit

Even Tony Romo says it's a bad call bruh

Belicheck does not give a fuck anymore

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*Texans Front Office to Lovie Smith* What have you done? *Lovie Smith* Scorched Earth

Ain’t no team doing an in-season hard knocks season ever again

Ah, USAA. They realized they were getting inundated by regular people calling them so they needed an entire ad campaign dedicated to both educating the public that they only serve the military and making Gronk look like he has a learning disability.

Punter landed with both feet and then the Seahawks dude threw him into him AND IT WAS ROUGHING THE KICKER?!?

He got pushed you fucking morons

Russ in fuck it chuck it mode Gotta love it

If there are two things Baker loves it's: 1. Game winning drives 2. Silly picks on a checkdown Which will we get???

That was a totally legal hit by Ramsey. Geno was inbounds still

I don't like Ramsey but I hate that call. He was just bracing for impact and Geno ran into him.

Apparently taunting is legal if you’re a seahawk. Between DK and that, the refs are having a stinker.

Lions have been robbed here

Refs once again screwed the lions in a game they weren't even playing in

That’s some bullshit :(

Patriots fans are going to have to see that clip over and over for many years to come.

Lmao I just realized the Patriots backwards pass that gave the raiders a walkoff win is the difference in them getting eliminated today to already securing a playoff spot

Seeing the "end credits" for Redzone makes me feel an actual sadness in my heart

I don't understand how such a select small group of people aka NFL referees can be so absurdly poor at their jobs sometimes. There has to be some type of quality control and it just feels like there isn't. I was so pumped about SNF tonight but now I dgaf because I wanted to see Detroit in. Just feels like the fun is out of it now.

I'm so happy

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I totally forgot the Saints Panthers game was even going on

YOU GET DISQUALIFIED AND YOU GET DISQUALIFIED

So there's this woodpecker that just started visiting my bird feeder right outside my window and I'm excited about it

LeBron could never

watson sucks. not on a personal level alone. He sucks on the football field too

So let’s get this straight. The browns sold out on getting Watson, a qb with only one good season and the root of many many controversies. Then they’ve done nothing by suck since he’s been playing for them. Love to see it

No CBS I DONT CARE ABOUT COLLEGE BASKETBALL ON MY NFL REDZONE BROADCAST

What absolute garbage, that's a fucking sack

Are we going to just ban sacks next season?

roughing the passer shouldn't be a thing if the qb still has the ball in his hands. that's just me tho

WAS THAT A COMMERCIAL I WANT MY MONEY BACK

These refs in the Bills/Pats game should not call a playoff game this season

Tell 2020 me that I’d still be rooting for Baker: yes that makes sense Tell me I’m cheering for Baker on the Rams so that the Lions make the playoffs: wait what

Well, gentlemen. Godspeed until next September 🫡

So either the Toots or the Packers will be eliminated by tonight? Sign me up. Still wish the Lions made it tho..

Fuck Deshaun

How hard is it to sort this thread by new @mods

Refs when someone fouls Watson 🧑🏻‍🦯

Grabbed Watson by the facemask like a sexual predator, when you're in the NFL they just let you do it

Scott, you don't need to show us any of Panthers-Saints. Really. It's OK.

Kicked it out of bounds because we're such huge pussies, pathetic

Cure for the bills red zone woes: only score on 50+yd bombs and kick returns. Fucking hell.

Carolina/Saints come on Scott: what fucking game is this?

MIKE TOMLIN AINT IN THE BUSINESS OF LOSING SEASONS OR THINGS OF THAT NATURE!!!

Pittsburgh fans about to hate the Jets as much as us Jets fans do

The Steelers look like a decent team. Instead we're getting an awful Dolphins team in the playoffs thanks to a trash horse coller call.

Lovie giving the Texans his last fuck you by winning

Lovie Smith to Texans: Fuck your picks

Tanking is lame anyways. Coaches and players still want to do as best as possible. Davis Mills ain’t gonna go out there and give up his job.

Lovie dont give a FUCK 😂

Lovie Smith with the look of a man who willingly burned all the bridges on the way out.

We’re #1 baby!!! (at sucking)

Bears boutta have 2 first round picks a year for a while

Now the question is, does someone ship a boatload of picks to Chicago to leapfrog the Texans?

Lovie still a Bear at heart. Haha

PUT US ON THE GRAPHIC 😡

1,000 TDs for redzone. Crazy season its been

"And that tackle was made by brown, who once was behind Hamlin at a Wendy's drive through" - nfl announcers today

What the fuck is Dak doing today?

GOOOOOO RAMS I WANT THE LIONS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL

Can’t believe we have like 9 months without red zone after today :(

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Super Bowl defending Rams not being eligible for the Playoffs but being a deciding factor on if the Seahawks, Lions, or GB makes it? What a crazy idea at the start of the year.

Staley seems determined to end both of his HC seasons being the talking point of the offseason about whether he's a moron or not

Refs rivalry with the Lions transcends to games not even played by the Lions

Ramsey casually having the best game of his career just to spite the Seahawks

This is just not a foul and then also a foul on Metcalf. Terrible call.

Am I the only one that thinks the Ramsey hit wasn't really dirty? I'd dig in right there too rather than try and dive aside and hurt myself.