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2057Champs__

If the sears tower ever lit up in Packers colors, the city would burn that building down


ty_kanye_vcool

They might actually start calling it the Willis Tower as a sign of disrespect


yeahsuckmybonerpal

A second great fire would be warranted


theresabeeonyourhat

And a 3rd, just to warn anyone in the future


Autocrat777

Jabroni


SiphenPrax

NYC politicians in a nutshell


InYourFace1023

Just make the winner if the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest mayor of the city


Joey_Logano

Joey Chestnut would probably be better then the last two NYC Mayors.


Bears9Titles

I will smash your face into a jelly


carloslet

You keep saying that word "jabroni"... And it's AWESOME.


TheG8Uniter

Wait. They actually lit the Empire State Building in Eagles colors? I wish I still lived in the area because NY Sports media/ radio mist have had a field day


_JosiahBartlet

https://i.imgur.com/VgSeD93.jpg


Jabbering_Ghoul

As a non-new Yorker the post, as horrible as it is, is my favorite sports writing. They just shit on New York sports all the time. If a beat writer from Philly cranked out something half as biting against a NY team they’d get called a crank.


PerpetualJerkSession

I bet you're loving this in Philly. Enjoy.


EaglesPvM

Very much so. I genuinely thought it was a fake picture when I saw it last night


thefreeman419

It’s extremely funny


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I used to work in jersey city right across the river from Manhattan and my entire commute I would stare at the ESB and every day from the yard (worked for the railroad) I would stare at the ESB and then on my commute home the sun would reflect off of it in my review mirror. For years instated at the ESB. I’ve seen it at dawn, at dusk, middle of the night, from the sky, from within, from the ground, from the roof. Ive never seen it as beautiful as I saw it last night.


BaboonHorrorshow

Every. Goddamn. Second of it.


Cyanora

It's been a talking point all damn day. One of the radio guys here has staff who are Eagles fans and they've been laughing in the background all day lol


HumanShadow

Somebody check on Francessa. He might not be *sleeping* at the mic this time.


TheG8Uniter

Hey Mike First time, long time Do you think we should trade the Empire State Building for the Alamo? At least that's a building that stays loyal to the end. I'll hang up and listen


Joey_Logano

Hey Mike First time, long time They should trade the Alamo for Frazier and Andjuar. Seems like a fair trade to me. I’ll hang up and listen


Cyanora

I will never not love Mike Francessa's ability to make a joke funnier simply by being a egotistical ass and not getting it lol. I really wish Boomer and Gio fought him more since he used to take shots at them all the time.


HumanShadow

Getting a laugh from people with no sense of humor is a timeless activity. Like when Mike lost it when someone asked him if the SF Giants and the NY Giants were friends and if the two teams ever hung out when they were on the road.


reddbunny1370

[Their reply after Dave Portnoy expressed outrage](https://twitter.com/EmpireStateBldg/status/1619844781223575552)


splinternz

300k likes on that damn it got a lot of play lol


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splinternz

Makes sense, ruins the jokes for me though if it’s effectively just a mate giving him shit. Lol


TheG8Uniter

LMAO dude should stick to pizza reviews


ScyllaGeek

bro got clowned by a building lmao


Jabbering_Ghoul

Common Portnoy L


th4t1guy

That's phenomenal


Caffeine_OD

Michael Kay’s inability to understand why people are pissed or just wanting to gaslight Giants fans may be what’s makes me finally switch the WFAN for my drives home. Or maybe listen to Rich Eisen on Spotify.


HumanShadow

I've moved over to Rich Eisen for my national sports takes because other popular shows need an adult in the room. Always been a fan of his but man his takes are just so bad all the time.


pot8odragon

A rivalry so deep between Eagles and Giants and you put your enemies colors on your most famous building? Yeah you fucked up


[deleted]

Ehhh I dunno Jim, seemed like a good gesture


idroled

Oooooooohhhhhh Jimmmmmmm I don’t knowwwww it’s really closeeeeee


BaboonHorrorshow

I can hear the phlegm


ikisstitties

was this their version of buffalo doing cincy's colors on the niagra falls? it's one thing to do it to welcome another team's fans to town, but to show support for a team in your division for no reason, really, is pretty fucking stupid lol


PrecisionT18

Yea that happens a lot in NYC.


slimreapersmitty

LOL


SiphenPrax

Every day


Tashre

"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast. Trent Williams killed a guy."


[deleted]

With a trident. I saw. He should lay low for a while.


PJSeeds

Dre Greenlaw, where did you get a hand grenade?


jchall3

Imagine telling someone before the game that two QBs would be knocked out and Suh would have to break up a fight….


halfmanhalfrobot69

Approval rating now 2%


TigerBasket

All 2% is the cops in the city


BaboonHorrorshow

I’d vote for a guy who let me shoot anyone who annoyed me, too.


TheTerribleness

The gang hits NYC.


BrutalHunny

I need an episode like the insurrection one where they shoehorn in that they were responsible.


J-Fid

My assumption is that they had a deal with the NFL, but someone didn't think about if Philly won the game. They did the same thing for the AFC champs, so it was clearly planned in advance.


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

maybe im overestimating the number of people that notice or care, but how do you overlook the possibility that the *one seed*, who is one of your biggest rivals, may win the conference?


down_up__left_right

>maybe im overestimating the number of people that notice or care I think in general people not from NYC really overestimate the amount of attention that is paid to what colors the Empire State Building is at any given time. While we're talking about a building with a lot of history it's not even in the top five tallest in Midtown anymore so it's not like it still dominates the skyline north of FiDi. People only care now because it became something to talk about today after close up shots of it green were posted on twitter. I think because of how the networks like to use it along side One World Trade, the Brooklyn bridge, and the Statue of Liberty for their clips of NYC landmarks before or after commercials people not from around here don't realize that in 2023 it blends into the overall skyline. Google isn't giving me any good pictures from the Queens/Brooklyn side which would give the Empire State Building a better chance to still stand out a little but here's [Midtown from the Jersey side where Hudson Yards has the added advantage of being more western.](https://justinkelefas.com/product/new-york-city-manhattan-skyline-2022-panoramic/)


Zero_Opera

Ya it changes colors all the time you just stop noticing after a while


123full

Also the Cowboys were the 5 seed and were easily the 3rd best team in the conference this year, this whole thing just seems poorly thought out


SockVonPuppet

>it was clearly planned in advance. Now I'm imagining an alternative scenario where some dude named Greg accidentally turns on the Eagle lights instead of the ceiling fan.


TheBigPhilbowski

Dedicated light switch that says, "the Eagles lights, NEVER turn on"


themeatbridge

With a strip of masking tape over it.


an-internet-stranger

Yep, it was on the schedule. https://www.esbnyc.com/about/tower-lights/calendar >29 JANUARY 2023 >COLORS OF THE WINNING TEAMS FOR BOTH AFC AND NFC


SockVonPuppet

In the [tower lighting request form,](https://www.esbnyc.com/tower-lighting-request) one of the questions is: "Have you approached other buildings regarding lighting for this event?".


TheBigPhilbowski

I swear baby, you're the only building for me!


J-Fid

Welp, there it is.


Snake_in_my_boots

Sounds like the most logical reason. However, I like to think it was a building maintenance worker that went rogue.


SpaceJesusIsHere

*The Gang Infiltrates the Empire State Building.*


Tschmelz

The only way they could pull it off is if Charlie accidentally hits the switch while they’re escorted out of the building by security at the end. And of course, the rest argue over who did it.


beerandcheese69

Lmao I haven't been following what happened afterward but I saw the post on here that they did that and I was like what... Why? That's like us lighting up lambeau field in purple cause the vikings made the SB. I would be physically ill.


AlexRain1

The preplan the lights weeks in advance. It was gonna be the winner of each championship game for a few hours each


[deleted]

NYC doesn't have an NFL team though so it's no big deal


latman

NFL has two NYC teams just as much the NFL has a Dallas, San Francisco, LA, Miami,. Buffalo, and Washington DC team


OpenMindedMajor

Add Chicago to that list very soon too. They gone.


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

Damn, even the Dallas Cowboys have never been to Dallas


yeahsuckmybonerpal

The concept of a metropolitan area eludes this sub


SaintArkweather

9ers would technically still not be San Francisco, according to the Census, it is part of the San Jose metropolitan area, which is distinct from the San Francisco metropolitan area, although the two do make up a more expansive combined statistical area


[deleted]

The Washington franchise does not exist, and the others are at the very least in the correct state


Burggs_

North Jersey is essentially the suburbs of NYC


latman

Why is state relevant when its named after the city? The Jets/Giants play 20 minutes away from the city they represent


_JosiahBartlet

Because it’s funny to point at


Zhuul

Especially with the amount of shit New Yorkers talk about New Jersey


[deleted]

It's a joke. Laugh a bit


grilled_cheese1865

Its horse shit, eat some of it


latman

Jokes are supposed to be funny sorry lol


[deleted]

Ok. Here's a funny one. The Jets franchise.


grilled_cheese1865

Lol your franchise was worse just a few years ago. Young ass kids dont know their history


latman

Ok I should have said creative. Creative jokes are good, not recycled ones. But this is reddit


[deleted]

Ok. Here's one. u/latman


booyatrive

He said a creative joke, so in fact it's his parents who deserve credit for creating the joke


Duke_Maniac

Nah even better the Buttfumble


[deleted]

I can't make fun of the Sanchize. He's forever an Eagles legend for his Thanksgiving game against Dallas when he was with us.


IntelligentEye2758

[Insert generic comment about Zach Wilson and any women over 30 here]


SpiritBamba

Nah it’s not even a joke with me I don’t agree with those guys. If you’re gonna call yourself the New York Jets or giants you should either play in the state or the city. It’s fucking lame lol.


latman

It's kinda hard to put a football stadium that can park 50,000 cars in NYC. Is it actually a problem to have it 20 minutes away?


unloader86

SF doesn't play in San Francisco anymore. Dallas doesn't play in Dallas. The Bills don't even play in Buffalo. The Oakland/LA Raiders play in Vegas! You seeing this shit?! Crazy. lol


derkadoodle

Well they are the Las Vegas Raiders now so it makes sense they play in Vegas lmao


dhalloffame

Pontiac lions fan shouldn’t be talking


SpiritBamba

Is that today?? At this current moment? I wasn’t alive when the Silverdome was around but I wouldn’t have liked that either because I prefer teams stay in their own cities. Even so at least Pontiac is in our state.


grilled_cheese1865

"Well achsuhlty"


ItsCalledSquawPeak

Raiders don’t play in Las Vegas either EDIT: Why am I getting downvoted? Allegiant Stadium is in Paradise, NV


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ItsCalledSquawPeak

[ok](https://i.imgur.com/iDYFaqa.jpg)


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ItsCalledSquawPeak

Dude, everything at the south end of the strip is actually Paradise. Same thing with the Golden Knights.


TheDivisionLine

Umm, Inglewood is in Los Angeles dude.


Tsukune_Surprise

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have entered the chat (via Arizona)


paragon12321

Yes but Adams lives in Jersey so he'd still be mad


RobWhit85

The Bills are a NY team!


AleroRatking

But not a Buffalo team.


Yhendrix49

But not a nyC team


M_Drinks

And they’re also not even in Buffalo


Commercial_Flan_1898

It's more of a feeling than a place. I think Sinatra wrote a song about it. New York State of mind? Jets fans wouldn't understand, they're not a New York team.


M_Drinks

No one has ever even considered writing a song about Buffalo.


Commercial_Flan_1898

Lmao you will put some respect on [David Lee Roth's Ladies Nite in Buffalo](https://i.imgur.com/koFmap3.png)


M_Drinks

Ha, well played.


Commercial_Flan_1898

I assure you, it is not.


ItsCalledSquawPeak

David Lee Roth > Frank Sinatra


Impossibills

About as likely as the Jets finding a QB


M_Drinks

About as likely as the Bills winning a Super Bowl. Jets are the only NY team to ever do it.


Impossibills

I too like to hold onto 50 year achievements. Also I think you had an auto correction error...it's New Jersey


M_Drinks

Huh, I figured a stickler about stadium locations like yourself would know the Jets used to played in Shea Stadium.


grilled_cheese1865

The bills dont even have a superbowl just stop


Commercial_Flan_1898

Stop what? Enjoying myself and making jokes? HEY GUYS STOP HAVING FUN dick


grilled_cheese1865

The orchard park bills lost 4 straight superbowls lmao


Commercial_Flan_1898

Yeah i know. Do you have jokes or is this like a history lecture?


grilled_cheese1865

You edited your comment lol weak


grilled_cheese1865

Queen wrote a song with the lyrics we are the champions. Bills fans wouldn't understand, they're not a superbowl winning team


grilled_cheese1865

You have 1 superbowl win. Dont get too big for your britches


hypothalanus

This joke only works if you’re talking about the state NY


MankuyRLaffy

Toronto lit the red white and blue on the CN Tower, is that on a similar level to this?


Autocrat777

I don't know how things are handled up there in Canada, but down here, straight to jail.


Phillyspecial6969

Dude got a big ol booger in this pic


Ugaalive1991

So does Clooney


DFS_loser

new york produces the worst mayors


grilled_cheese1865

Missouri lol


Ditkas_Disciple

haven't seen Beetlejuice, huh?


Salty_Simmer_Sauce

This dude is such a clown.


Livid-Yoghurt9483

You know what else gets away with stuff from you Mayor Adams? The NYPD


kid_sleepy

I mean let’s be fair, they *been* getting away with stuff for way longer than he been around.


theresabeeonyourhat

Just blame the pink goop that runs under the city. What a dumbass


dingusdante

It’s a river of slime!


JudasZala

Just pretend they’re Jets colors.


WhackadoodleSandwich

So is the building being demolished yet? I don't see how it can recover from this.


Extra_Napkins

That would be like lighting Union Station in silver and black


frigzy74

From what I understand, the mayor of New York City lives in the same state the Giants and Jets play in.


Ugaalive1991

New Jersey?


TheWorstYear

A state of despair


SiphenPrax

Hey we’ve got our motto: everybody in the US hates us and we hate everybody back!


frigzy74

Southern Jersey is mostly okay.


grilled_cheese1865

Ohio lol


qp0n

Its lights on a building, the overreaction is hilarious.


Calam1tous

Imagine actually getting mad over this lol


UserUnkown10

Unlike the Cincinnati mayor, Eric Adams knew his role.


Jetking727

It’s a disgrace


Ugaalive1991

I mean, how many times do the jets get to light up the empire building green? Might as well use it. /s


Elegant_Spot_3486

Proving once again people are way too sensitive.


YankeeTankieTrash

Don't know why NJ Giants fans are so upset about what happens in a neighboring state.


grilled_cheese1865

0-4


YankeeTankieTrash

You monster.


grilled_cheese1865

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YankeeTankieTrash

STOP IT IM TELLING MOM


Teamableezus

Why’s it matter? NYC doesn’t have a team /s


Sisboombah74

Love how the trash haulers were so deeply offended.


Timpa87

Obviously this was an agreement/deal with the NFL for the Conference Championship. Do they have a deal for the Super Bowl as well?


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Can this guy do anything right?


[deleted]

Empire state building is privately owned I don't think this was his doing. But other than that he does suck.