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MyRandomCreations

Never seen a title tell me so little


SpaceJesusIsHere

The approval for the plans from the main source is pending a review by relevant authorities. We're just waiting for the microwave to ding.


unloader86

I don't know what the fuck you are talking about but this comment really cracked me the fuck up. lmao


williamhotel

Hot Pockets!


nosnack

It’s a response to another tweet and article. “John McClain: Texans can’t let Ryans leave Houston without hiring him as their next head coach - Gallery Sports”


joe_broke

Why was that so hard


T-E-X-A-S

She’s been tweeting like this regarding DeMeco and the Texans. Being cryptic and saying a whole lot of nothing. It’s so bizarre.


[deleted]

Ryans is clearly a CIA asset


unfunnysexface

Demeco is only there in an advisory capacity. He's not out there running some sort of covert assassination program.


[deleted]

Oh my God it's ~~jason bourne~~ demeco ryans


Throwawayact1050

This literally isn't cryptic at all


xshogunx13

it's cause nobody texted her


fathertitojones

[A quick summary of the situation above.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.7aTMzYhNkwFuuj-qylQrDQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=923eeeff1b7635d4aa32a4d64106a39b8b9ff8de437527528db7b5b958a1f8b2&ipo=images)


MyRandomCreations

Thank you! Why was that so hard


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

Motherfucker.


goodnametrustme

The duckduckgo is crazy


LASpleen

A picture tells a thousand words.


BellacosePlayer

Something was authorized for one of 31 teams. Cmon, how much more specific do you want the title to be?


TheFencingCoach

The files…*are in the computer!*


Myrios369

I immediately knew exactly what this meant. Definitely because I'm extremely intelligent and not because I've been following every possible update to this.


gyman122

This is in reference to Demeco Ryans and the Texans, just fyi


Justice-Gorsuch

And here I was hoping the Commanders had been sold.


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

And here I was fearing the Commanders had been sold.


PapiGoneGamer

We can only dream that Snyder is shown the door


horse_renoir13

Lol right. That's all I was hoping for. Way to go Josina...


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

"Reviewing the tape" sounds kinda ominous in that context.


[deleted]

Goodnight, sweet prince.


[deleted]

I was hoping it was HBO deciding to release the rest of TLOU S1 tomorrow


xshogunx13

fuck I wish


bcsalter

Correct


MugiMartin

Hate is a strong word, but I hate Josina Anderson.


JT1757

with wording like this, i don’t blame you one bit


igoslowly

she’s also the one who said that the texans must have been using fake boos because there weren’t enough people in the stands when watson made his first start this year https://imgur.com/a/QE0bSgB


sickwitit2488

Is crazy she was able to type that out while deshauns team was running a train on her. Shit is amazing actually🤯🤯🤯🤯


JEH_24

I don’t trust this because she didn’t she get texted by Ryans or the McNairs.


jxher123

I just received a text “insert player name here”


[deleted]

If you actually hate any sort of sports journalist person, something is seriously wrong in your life. It’s not that big a deal my guy. This sports stuff is all for fun.


MugiMartin

Okay, but at least let me hate Jon Heyman. That guy is an actual dick in reporting and on social media in general. Don't take my word for it, ask San Francisco Giants fans how they feel about him.


Currymvp2

Huh? Edit: Ryans looks like he's going to the Texans as head coach


SockVonPuppet

You should have written this tweet.


Brodos16

Demeco


Bears9Titles

Why are her tweets allowed here?


SockVonPuppet

WTF is the "final tape"?


tnell

Sex tape


freakingspacedude

I will get paid Thursday per source, just waiting on the money to hit my account Thursday


sickwitit2488

This bitch be trying to sound so insightful all the time. Half the time she doesn't even know what the fuck she is talking about! She especially has a hard on for shitting on the texans


PapiGoneGamer

Just like Ramona Shelburne had a knack for shitting on the Rockets when Harden was here. Idk why our teams get shit on so disproportionately? Shitting on the Astros for cheating? Whatever, kiss the rings before you dip, motherfuckers. Shitting on the Rockets and Texans? What did they do wrong?


sickwitit2488

Idk.... the mainstream media just dislikes houston in general. Shit is pretty weak. All of the ones that were screaming racist organization, aren't going to be able to say shit after demeco signs with the texans


PapiGoneGamer

Nah, they’ll probably say something along the lines of, “Houston got the black head coach they actually wanted this time. This is racist towards other black head coaching candidates.”


MyNameIsAMeme

From getting sued by the guy to hiring him lmao


Tashre

Is it possible for this woman to ever not be extra?


hardgrandeur

Ryans trying to walk out, a basket net comes from above. Ownership playing the game Mouse Trap.


PapiGoneGamer

Plot twist: a shower of $100 bills falls from the rafters of NRG stadium and the cage is lifted and DeMeco is given 90 seconds to pick up as many of the bills as he can


browndude10

lol this must have been awful for Josina to type out knowing her agenda


rallar8

Wow, the Texans are just going keep a black man in Houston until he signs some papers? The. Racism. ^/s


1stepklosr

Jesus christ, so much unnecessary hatred towards her in this thread. Click on the tweet, you'll see EXACTLY what she's responding to and you'll have all the context.


highnote14

Even with the context it still makes little sense. This was a completely pointless tweet.


george_costanza1234

Clicked on the tweet, makes even less sense now


yummyroselyn

Is he at the Texans facility right now?


PapiGoneGamer

He’s here in Houston right now. He’ll probably be introduced as the new head coach as early as tomorrow


Tesla_on_swangaz

ai generated tweet lol


george_costanza1234

Josina Anderson is the femane Dov kleiman lol, nothing this idiot says has any substance


[deleted]

Damn, that’s like three black head coaches in a row.


cerevant

I’m not a fan of twitter journalism, but why link this nonsense when you could link the actual tweet with news instead?