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karatemanchan37

This never would've happened if they had simply just followed the TB12 method.


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TuaAnon

well the 49ers couldn't stick with any mofo long enough this season so there's that


13Dmorelike13Dicks

All the nightshades collected in Brock Purdy's Chock-a-Block Brock Cock and now he's injured.


anujsingh83

Wow, he really is perfect for his upcoming analyst gig


Geg0Nag0

Just needs to get down his "I don't know Jim..."


lAmCreepingDeath

"I don't know Kevin..." and if he gets to narrate a Derek Carr game "and That Motherfucker throws an incompletion"


127crazie

My heart tells me that "That motherfucker" *has* to be Jimmy G, though. Who else?


MizzouBlues

It’s basically been confirmed that it’s Derek Carr. Jon Gruden vetoed a trade that would’ve sent Gronk and Brady to the Raiders.


habdragon08

Umm, I thought Brady didn't want to end up in the Bay area, because his oldest kid lives with his mom in NYC and moving to the west coast would make it a lot harder to see his oldest. 5 hour flight vs 2 hour flight. I always thought "that MFer" was Tribusky/Chicago.


mr_dammit

let’s be honest, there were a lot of “that motherfuckers” in the league at the time.


ZeePirate

Basically any team at the time that thought there QB was better would be applicable. So basically the entire league


FunMoistLoins

And as we all know, Tom would never put football before family.


L-methionine

In that same interview he said he wouldn’t have gone there anyway, and i find it hard to believe he wouldn’t want to play for Shanahan and the niners


Endo_Dizzy

No no it’s more like “I DUNNOOOOO GEEM, …”


MercuryInVirgo

EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUURRRGGGHH I DUNNO JIM


bobafugginfett

You're just missing the "EEeeeeeeeeugghghghgheghguuhuh" at the beginning.


PlebasRorken

Tony Romo speaks German?


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zephyrseija

I don't see them getting along at all.


Sef_Maul

My guess is Brady would cut every Romo talking point the way Shaq does Chuck on TNT. "Rings, Tony"


OdaDdaT

Romo calling out every play and Tom Brady growing increasingly annoyed at why they would even ponder calling that and pull out some random 2004 NFL Europe game as evidence of why it was a terrible call


jesseberdinka

But then we would be denied the term "Bromo" to describe their team up and line of CBD gummies


barc0debaby

I'm imagining Romo calling Mahomes the "Michael Jordan of football" in front of Tom.


KidGold

I can think of at least 7 reasons why they wouldn’t.


YueAsal

On board if it was on Showtime and not CBS. I want this team up to be uncensored, so we don't need to worry about the FCC and broadcast standards. I want the Jack Daniels (white wine spritzers for T Romo) flowing, the THC gummies consumed, and the language free flowing.


Bamboozle_

100% Brady would murder Romo on air.


obsterwankenobster

"Can a game end on a mistake?" - man who famously fumbled a fg hold and lost


hopeless_dick_dancer

EAAIIAGHGHHHH I DON’T KNOW JIM.


KamTros47

“If you lose the most valuable position of your team… you will lose.” -~~Will Buxton~~ Tom Brady


MordinSolusSTG

Only like a month until we can stock up on Buxton and Horner memes. Let’s goooooo


zaviex

Not even. I bet for some spice to start Friday in NYC lol. Horner loves the attention and a big reveal with Ford potentially? No better time to say something inflammatory


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: this statement was the inevitable foreshadowing of Brady joining the 9ers to prevent them from ever having quarterback worries again.


legobowser

Niners curse would make him have a career ending injury first day on camp


Templar26

At that point you just need to accept that you're cursed and bring in some a priest or a shaman or whatever to try and get rid of it.


dudleymooresbooze

Priest Holmes is way way retired already


AmishCableGuy

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try_rolling

If bishop sankey is the answer to your prayers I have bad news


dudleymooresbooze

RIP anal dreams


RaveCave

to be fair, they already have Kyle Shaman-han


buffinator2

Tebow out of retirement?


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How will the niners curse cause Raiden to steal the amulet?


halfdecenttakes

The irresistible force meeting the immovable object.


WeaponexT

And then shows he's washed while eating 20% of their cap


Inkant

I hate these snippets of the comments that make it like it's all they said.


WanderlustFella

He's also 85% positive the team that wins the Superbowl is the team that has the most points by the end of the game


drblah1

49ers lost because the Eagles scored more points


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Blarex

“When it rains, the ball gets wet” - future Tom Brady commentary


rockstarnights

lol yeah. We all got that.


TonyAioli

I think he’s addressing the commentators here.


nonlawyer

I’d love for Tom Brady to pull out a list of specific Reddit comments that upset him


cuteintern

"Athletes read mean reddit comments" new segment on Kimmel


ktbsquared

That would be fun. I would even settle to just have Kelvin Benjamin read copy pasta.


cuteintern

"You had me at pasta" - Kelvin Benjamin, hypothetically


OttoVonWong

Russ acting out "Let Russ" memes.


PlebasRorken

"Copy pasta? So there's twice as much?"


HarryTheGreyhound

Oh no, he’s going to discover /r/nfceastmemewar or /r/nfcnorthmemewar and just read out how disappointed he is.


SolarClipz

nah there was never a chance because the defense that had to play the whole 2nd half couldn't hold them to 0 points and negative rushing yards


Picklesadog

Not all threads were bad but there were some awful takes in some with everyone seemingly downvoted any 49er fan saying "our offense couldn't do anything without our QB" or "of course our defense didn't look elite when the offense couldn't stay on the field" or even "Purdy is a good QB."


ElJefe970

"I didn't know *insert 49ers offensive skill player here* played defense?" The amount of casuals that say this just annoy me so much. Yeah congrats you beat us, it took taking out a 3rd and 4th string QB, but at the end of the day you won. Stop acting like it was because your team was infinitely better.


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JayPet94

I don't think anyone was saying wildcat was gonna win the game... I think they were saying wildcat would have been more fun to watch


DoctorWaluigiTime

That and having *an* option to throw the ball is better than literally no option by putting an injured player back in. It might be a terrible option, but when there's no option, of course the defense will just stack the line every play.


zaviex

It's not an option if you dont have it in the playbook. What is the RB going to do? he doesn't know all of the routes. Even the dolphins when they ran it heavily only had 15-20 plays in that formation. At least running plays you actually know, is beneficial to the players hoping they might make an individual play


PoopshootPaulie

I do wonder if that would have been a slightly more viable option if Mitchell was available


Tjam3s

It wouldn't have. But it'd be better than telegraphing *run* for 20 minutes


JDragon

Running the same 3 Wildcat plays in the playbook for 20 minutes, maybe 1 of which was practiced, wouldn’t be telegraphing anything?


diplodonculus

Yeah, Kyle should have just designed some new plays on the fly and told everyone their routes and assignments. Easy, why didn't he think of that?


BoredAtWork-__

Don’t you fucking do it, Tom


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rockstarnights

Oh lawd, he comin'


kmikhailov

I can already hear faint whistles of “The Farmer in the Dell” in the streets of SF.


JRockPSU

Walk softly, and carry a big ~~stick~~ ~~shotgun~~ playbook


Oakroscoe

You got the briefcase, I got the playbook. All in the game though.


PissLikeaRacehorse

He couldn’t beat Purdy on the field, so he has to join the team


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That motherfucker is gonna absorb Purdy's life force


BlueHighwindz

Stay out of the splash zone.


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I’ve been against it forever but I think it’s time


Kevin_Jim

You saw the light. Brady’s curse finally worked.


UserUnkown10

So they are not sticking with that mfer anymore?


hokagesarada

With how much we get injured at QB, fuck it. stick with Tom AND jimmy.


b3atd0wn

Reunited and it feels so good!


OttoVonWong

Jimmy G walking into the QB room with Tom Brady: I'm back, MOFO.


xepa105

Get Brady, keep Jimmy, Trey, and Purdy. That way when you inevitably go down to your 4th string QB in the playoffs, you know he's capable of winning.


daemacho

Well, our 4th string qb got injured too so might as well get Aaron Rodgers too for the 5 qbs it will take to potentially get to the super bowl and then considering our luck we'll need one more qb, 6 total, if we make it to the super bowl.


ProMikeZagurski

Your entire team should be made of QB's.


stragen595

They are already converting CMC.


PissLikeaRacehorse

No time better than age 46


triculious

He should retire at age 49 playing for the 49ers.


PissLikeaRacehorse

Can’t wait until his retirement from the NBA in 2053


ARustyShackle

It's too perfect for the script. It must be done.


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Conquistagore

Not only that, Tom would change the way refs treat us. The NFL would fucking cream over that storyline, they'd show his baby picture every god damn commercial break.


fergie_v

Brady ran McDaniels' offense for years, he ain't gonna whine when he's got one of the best offensive minds in the game giving him plays. After these last two weeks have panned out, I'm 90% sure Brady is going to try to sign with the Niners and if they take him, he's gonna play as long as he can. That's his childhood team.


vb4lyfe

I'm pretty sure Belichick is a controlling type. It would be fine.


BlownloadKG

Currently at 16.6 Mill in cap space. Bosa contract probably be done this off season. Have 23 of our own FA's which includes either resigning McGlinchy or drafting/signing his replacement. Getting Gould a new contract also among others. Possibly rework T. Williams contract to free up more cap space and some others.


anthrax_ripple

Same here, and there has literally been no better time except for three years ago


VirgilsCrew

I have hated this man for so, so, so long. Like, irrationally so. Perhaps it’s because I lived in Boston for ten years during his reign of terror. But I think, at this point, I’m just tired man. We’ve been knocking on the door for so long, maybe it is time to just let Brady open it.


MrEHam

He is the chosen one. A young Tom Brady sat in the seats at the end zone where Joe Montana threw to win over the Dallas Cowboys, now famously called “The Catch”. One can’t help but think some of that magic landed on him. He will rejoin his childhood team and end our drought, giving us the lead over the rival Cowboys. Not to mention he helped destroy our other rival, the Seahawks. He’s going to look awesome in Red and Gold.


satori-in-life

Don't let your hatred of the GOAT blind you anymore. Come to the light.


unloader86

As long as he remains in the NFC. That's all I'm asking. Keep the bad man out of the AFC. We got enough chaos as it is right now lol.


Lunalovebug6

Honestly this is EXACTLY how I feel. It’s time. Bring Brady home and let’s get over the hump. It’s going to hurt my soul to cheer for Brady but if he can get Kittle and Warner a ring, I’ll kiss his arrogant ass for the rest of my life. But I can’t imagine how much him and Kyle will butt heads


theodros1

how is Brady arrogant? dude is pretty humble and honestly comes across as one of the most empathetic and kind superstars in sports


Corgi_Koala

Get Brady and you are immediately a top contender for the SB next year. Send Jimmy G off for a decent haul, let Lance and Purdy knife fight to be the backup/heir apparent when Brady retires.


this_account_is_mt

Jimmy is a free agent


shawnaroo

Yeah but you don't tell that to the teams you're trying to trade with.


this_account_is_mt

😂 Jimmy to Indy for Buckner. Who says no?


Felteair

>Who says no? probably Indy


this_account_is_mt

Just go through Irsay directly before they hire a coach. It'll be fffiiiiiiiinnnneee


Corgi_Koala

Ah, my bad. I think the rest is probably valid though.


this_account_is_mt

I hate that I'm saying this, for multiple reasons, but I agree


Corgi_Koala

Well, Jimmy G is definitely talented (I think he's a starter on some teams and he's easily QB2 for most of the league) but he has enough of a track record that he's going to be expensive to keep. Lance and Purdy are currently very cheap and the market for them is probably not *great*. Lance has only played what, 3 or 4 games as the starter. Purdy definitely will have some interest after his impressive run this year but I don't think anyone is mortgaging their future on him without more development.


this_account_is_mt

I want to keep Lance and Purdy, but am not opposed to signing Brady for a year as a bridge to help those two transition back after injury and maybe make a super bowl run. I hate agreeing on this because I never wanted Brady before, and because of your flair 😘


therealsandyleon

Fucking do it, Tom!


User_091920

Gonna burst into the Niners QB room like Kramer on Seinfeld.


A-A-ronRI

Can’t wait to hear about how Tom turned the 49er franchise around and no other QB could’ve done it


BigBossM

SF: we’ve got Deebo, CMC…. Mercenary Tom: say no more.


Sillysolomon

Please fucking do it Tommy.


StimulateChange

One day, every time that our children's children are watching the Superbowl, a hearse will trundle out at halftime to gift the reanimated corpse of Tom Brady to the least fortunate team in the playoffs that year.


lukebeds

Tom, know a guy who doesn’t get injured?


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Bah Gawd, that’s Eli Manning’s music!


AngryBandanaDee

Brett Favre coming back from retirement to distract from his fraud case


Fair_Raccoon9333

** Pay restitution


bizarrogreg

"So you guys, I need to make like $80,000,000 this season. Cool?"


Corgi_Koala

His ability to avoid serious injury is pretty impressive.


mesayousa

Because he collapses like Obi-Wan Kenobi whenever he’s touched (Which is a good thing, key to his longevity given his lack of athleticism)


tallwhiteninja

It's funny that this can honestly be said about a guy who actually missed a season with a torn ACL at one point.


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ply-a-bil-it-y.


DTG_420

Tom wouldn’t have told anyone he was hurt until March when he had surgery and was like “oh yeah my arm was fucked since the championship game”


Agile-Cucumber-9667

Tom Brady simultaneously threatening the 49ers qb room and fox commentators with this one statement.


KingTooshie

Ohhhhh. I knew SF played like shit on offense but I couldn’t put my finger on it until now.


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PurifyWeirdSoul

Thanks Booger


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Must be a slow news day at Florio HQ.


amccune

Normally, he just makes shit up about Rodgers when that happens. Never seen someone with a bigger hate boner for someone than Florio for Rodgers


ChocolateMorsels

He is so going to the 49ers. I've already booked it in my head.


quadropheniac

I was skeptical before but… my body is ready.


HumanShadow

Yeah but is *his* body?


ZeusAlmighty1

Excuse me, we don’t ask those questions until they are dead


WakingRage

All my QBs are dead. Push me to the edge.


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Yeah of course, it runs on corn oil and kale. He’ll be ready until he’s 97 and a half.


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Brady already putting his feelers out lol


filladellfea

"hey 9ers, you up?"


Repulsive-Positive30

“Ya ;-) U down for some vet minimum?”


Deusselkerr

Please god QB1 Brady QB2 Brock QB3 Lance And Brock and Lance can learn a lot from Tom


Lolzzergrush

And Jimmy G once again gets locked out of the facility by Brady


No_Lies_Detected

*again*


Earl-The-Badger

Lance has 2 years left on his contract. If Tom comes in, Lance never plays QB for the Niners again.


Repulsive-Positive30

Possibly true. Have to also consider 49ers window right now.


alexjimithing

“That was tough just to see that happen, but at the same time, it’s the reality of the sport. Philly deserved it. They had an incredible season. They played well on defense. They forced that pass and the injury to Brock [Purdy] there on his wrist or his elbow. It’s truly part of the sport. It’s a contact sport, and that’s why it’s a demolition derby.”


JohnnyBrillcream

My HS soccer coach said at first practice that we play a contact sport. He pointed to the football field and said, that is a collision sport.


ncocca

i'm stealing this. It's brilliant.


HumanShadow

Certain schemes and plays also put your QB more at risk. Like the 800 designed runs against Chicago that not only increased the chances for Hurts to get injured by in fact resulted in Hurts getting hurt.


Count-Rarian

And how the 9ers lost Trey Lance this year!


T2Legit2Quit

I remember when there was a designed run for Purdy last week. I was so happy he didn't get injured.


ringetb

Gives Philly too much credit. Needs to talk a bit more about how scrappy SF was, then transition into asking if Brady would be a better fit on the Browns or the Vikings


SiphenPrax

He probably would be a better fit on both those teams even in his mid 40s


ThisMachineKILLS

This isn’t going to be a popular comment but he sounds a lot like Darius Slay here


PM_ME_WHITE_GIRLS_

"it's truly part of the sport" wow Tom Brady saying this weeks after what happened to Hamlin? Tom Brady out here celebrating injuries!


fdl2phx

I have been Brady resistant up until now, but you know what, come home Tom.


superduperm1

He’ll either win a ring with his childhood team to finish his story and retire, or our QB curse will truly be too much and he’ll be struck by lightning during the season or playoffs. Sounds like a win-win for everyone who wants him to stop playing, no?


Kevin_Jim

Have you considered that Brady cursed you with a “If I won’t quarterback this team, nobody will!” curse?


BirdKevin

I would 100% buy that, watch the first season he is finally out of the league is the one where the 9ers finally get a franchise QB after 30 years of purgatory.


Kevin_Jim

But they are about to get Brady, and he'll lead them for 5 more years.


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I really start to wonder if Shanahan is the problem and you don’t have a QB curse…For whatever reason, he’s never been able to keep QB’s healthy (or any offensive skill player - especially running backs)


Blueskyways

>he’s never been able to keep QB’s healthy (or any offensive skill player - especially running backs) Was he not the offensive coordinator in Atlanta for two years where Matt Ryan started every single game?


BKlounge93

Also Jimmy got hurt like in his second start in NE, his injury bug wasn’t totally new when he got to SF.


LAtotheA

To be fair, Matt Ryan is like Brady in the sense that he simply doesn’t get hurt


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Fair point. Matt Ryan was a gritty boi. Maybe that’s what Shanahan needs


WilliamSabato

Somehow ofc CMC, the glass man, managed. All things considered, we had a remarkably healthy season outside of the QB position (and CB, but both of the ones injured are VERY injury prone) , specifically the last half.


PurifyWeirdSoul

> (and CB, but both of the ones injured are VERY injury prone Amazingly, Jason Verrett had a great year during the 2020 covid season while damn near the rest of the team was injured. The football gods have a crazy sense of humor.


DarnellisFromMars

He has no effect on QB health honestly. Regarding RBs, I believe there was some research that proved that guys in the wide zone scheme do end up having more knee injuries due to the nature of the cuts they need to make.


mightychicken64

I don’t get why you guys have been so resistant. He’s the GOAT for god’s sake. He didn’t miss a single game for us and he looked slightly off this year because this Bucs team around him was a fucking dumpster fire, and he lost 15 pounds from the divorce drama. With the talent on your team he’ll have another 2021 MVP worthy season.


jacobythefirst

As a saints fan it’s weird seeing just the number of Niners fans who just don’t want or like Tom Brady. Like he’s the hometown kid right? And like you said he’s the GOAT (no matter what Barry Mcockiner says), but it seems like so many 9ers fans dislike and even kind of resent Brady.


EntropyFan_

I have to agree with you. One of the best abilities is availability which was the driving force behind moving on from Jimmy in the first place after getting hurt again in 2020 and now they’re thrust in the same situation again with Purdy’s elbow and Lance returning from a surgically repaired ankle/foot. It’s major cope if they don’t think Tom makes a difference vs Philly or LA last year.


satori-in-life

It's just about ego for some Niner "fans".


Daewrythe

Just imagine a QB winning a ring for 3 different franchises


Geg0Nag0

*Your brain on a Josh Johnson crippling snap fumble*


zappy487

"Fine. I'll do it myself."


superkickpunch

Hey guys, I'm Tom Brady. I'm future Quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. And I'm here to tell you can, too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's.


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TB12 piece nuggets.


Alexander_HamilDong

Don Cheadle?


TheNightman74

SPRINTS!


Cost_Additional

Go Tom, Go to them. Play your next 5 years with them.


iLeGuillen

Future 49er legend Tom Brady.


MordinSolusSTG

He’s entering his Jerry Rice Seahawks phase


beermansam

In other news Tom Brady confirms sun is hot


RobotFGC

Thanks Magic!!!


FredDurstDestroyer

It’s true, but that’s football. Doesn’t take away from the Eagles. Go Birds (but when you face the Niners next year pls don’t kill the QB room this time)!


cgmcnama

Because of Reddit's API changes in July 2023 and subsequent treatment of their moderator community, I have decided to remove a majority of my content from Reddit.


PittsburghDan

Jimmy's a free agent I think


No-Task-132

Hot take alert


IncomeBoss

He's leading the Niners to a Super Bowl victory next season


fhrblig

I don't know if he can outdo Trent Dilfer's famous "You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win" though.


Schwalm

Thanks Tom


AtlUtdGold

They could use a young QB like Brady tbh