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wink91wink

Lions-Jags would be fun. Lifelong suffering bowl.


JetoGrov

*NFL switches Super Bowl locale to London*


Grocem2

Oh it’s totally gonna happen within the next 5 years or so…


titanup001

Even the NFL can't do that... The time difference won't allow it.


Davge107

They wouldn’t care about what time the game started in London.


Caffeine_OD

That’s some hardcore day drinking right there. Tailgate breakfasts. The after party for the winning team would be great.


FantasyTrash

I imagine there are laws preventing sports games to start at midnight, no?


Davge107

Not that I know of for professional sports. Maybe there might be something like that in states for High Schools or Colleges but I don’t know.


FantasyTrash

I just figured for workers' sakes, they aren't going to have the regular crew working from like 10pm to 5-6 AM. Maybe they'd pay them extra for their troubles but who knows.


ElegantEpitome

It’s the Super Bowl. They’d get paid


Grocem2

It’d be a tough sell for the people of America, but it’s something I can see ole Rodg doing.


confusedpanda342

I really wanna see MCDC win a SB


Hybr1dThe0ry

I can’t even imagine man. I want that dude to succeed so badly


confusedpanda342

he just hits me in all the man feels


NotEvenBarrySanders

God bless you… he’s not gonna take an ounce of credit and praise everyone under the sun. It’s gonna be glorious


contemplatingdaze

I just want two cat teams. That’s all I’m asking 😩


indianm_rk

Have the Jags been around long enough to feel the same pain that Lions fans do?


Equivalent_Economy12

No is an understatement. Trevor Lawrence has more playoff wins then I have witnessed for the lions in my 30 years of life as Lions fan Edit: Meant 31 years lol


Quality_Cucumber

That’s because (and I’m 31), the last time the Lions won a playoff game was right before I was born. I apologize. It’s my fault :(


TIL_how_2_register

No.


LilKaySigs

The Pain Bowl Someone’s gonna go home with generational agony


type6_birdbrain

chiefs person, this got my vote as well!


RatedDAL

Jags are lifelong suffering? They made a conference championship in year 2 of a 28-year existence. Browns is more likely fitting of that title.


wink91wink

I'd rather not see the Browns win shit after paying Deshaun Watson a quarter of a billion, regardless of how much they have suffered.


msvihel

Lifelong? The Jags came into existence in 95. How about Vikings-Bills.


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Fifth-time’s-a-charm Bowl


shewy92

Jags beating the Bills in the AFCCG for more salt


constantlymat

I am rooting for the thing that would break the most brains on r/nfl since my team is not in contention in 2023. So I am rooting for the Jordan Love led Packers to make the Super Bowl against the Aaron Rodgers led New York Jets.


leglessman

If the Packers make the Super Bowl the first year after Rodgers is gone, people will be extremely angry.


MumkeMode

Entirety of r/NFCNorthMemeWar would be put on suicide watch


rojiv

I love how these meme subs are gaining so much traction lol


randomguy5to8

Well, all but r/AFCWestMemeWar. But that's because that sub is ~~Lord Mahomes and his bitches in LA, LV and Denver~~ dominated by one team.


TNTyoshi

Which sucks cause all of thoses teams are extremely memeable.


TheDirtyBurger522

I’d be finding the nearest cliff to jump off


[deleted]

Just stick close to the Vikings. They seem to have a knack for finding cliffs to fall off of.


jakie06

Can’t really argue.


BrewCityBenjamin

I will not


luciusetrur

Jordan Love lifts lombardy and spends the next 15 years winning 4 MVPs and losing 7 NFCCs


danaozideshihou

Totally worth it just to watch the rest of the NFC North lose their minds!


Yung_Corneliois

Yea because let’s be real, if you guys aren’t winning Super Bowls it’s not like the other 3 will be lol


beavertwp

Hey!


[deleted]

Any Packer fan that wouldn’t sign up for this deserves a noogie AND a wedgie


ZestycloseResist5594

Yeah, there would be a LOT of salt on this subreddit.


CapnDutchie

If Rodgers and the Jets won the Packers fans and organization would have a meltdown worse than Chernobyl


xylltch

I would be ecstatic for that outcome. I'm not someone who will root for Rodgers on another team over the Packers, but I'd still love for his career to end on the ultimate high. The Packers as a whole didn't have enough to make the playoffs this year even with everything going our way the last few weeks, so to even go on a deep run next year would be a massive win whether or not Rodgers has an even better result somewhere else. Sure, the Packers winning would be better as a GB fan, but that doesn't mean the other outcome wouldn't be awesome too.


[deleted]

Lol are you kidding? We’d be absolutely torqued just to be there


milhouse234

Even if we shit the bed next year and he goes out and wins it all I'd be happy with that. It would make up for the decade of shitty teams we surrounded him with


draxlaugh

There will be riots in Detroit, Minneapolis, and Chicago.


moneyman2222

This just made me vomit


KULawHawk

What if they end up like the Broncos did against the Seahawks?


blarch

Nah, man, Cowboys and Browns would break r/nfl


aguy21

You take it back. You take it back right now.


felyne_insurgents

Kinda this but I’ll wait for the following year or two when Rodgers becomes a Viking vs JLo and the Pack in the NFCCG


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BlubberElk

Cat heavy I like it


CrowdSurfingCorpse

Dolphins lions Two of the most fun teams to watch with entertaining players and coaches who just seem like they’re having fun


nevosoinverno

The most physically imposing head coach vs the least physically imposing head coach. The pressers would be incredible both ways.


Willflip4money

[The presser](https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2022/08/18123750/IMG_3846.jpeg)


JT99-FirstBallot

I like you and I like this.


SeedMaster26801

I’m all for this


Peefersteefers

Anything with the Lions tbh. Maybe Jags? A revamped Jets would be fun too


morgster87

Lions v jags


My_G_Alt

Lions vs. the world


DudeistPriest906

Isn't that every week?


Pariahinside

It’s everyday


DTF_Like_CAILL0U

Since I can’t pick the niners I’ll go with: Bengals-Lions Guaranteed new SB winner. Both teams are also fun to watch. Would be a cool high scoring game imo


Optimus_Lime

The sheer amount of trickery Dan Campbell would try…


dcd13

Dan Campbell would be force feeding Sewell all game just to prove to Cincy that they drafted the wrong WR


MojoRollin

Stop with this perfection


Acr515

Subscribed


ilovecatss1010

Bears v Texans.


BackJurton

The Lovie Smith Bowl


carminie

Texans and Bears both finish 7-10 and go on a miracle run through the playoffs. Bears beat the Giants Niners and Eagles to make it to the SB while the Texans win every game against the Bengals Chiefs and Bills by a combined score of 17-14, and then the first ever Super Bowl between two teams with a losing record goes into triple overtime because the Bears OL can’t block and the Texans offense can’t score


renegaderelish

Texans win 3 playoff games with the scorelines being 7-6, 7-6, 3-2


carminie

And in the games where they score 7, it’s a field goal and two safeties each time


renegaderelish

Yes and in both games where 6 is scored against them it's actually a missed PAT and not 2FGs.


carminie

Even better, 6 one point safeties (this has never happened in the history of professional football)


thrux16r

Delete this


carminie

It’s ok though we eventually win 6-0 as time expires on a 92 yard Justin Fields touchdown run


ArminTanz

What would happen? Would they just keep going??


confusedpanda342

battle of the first round picks


Bulky-District-2757

I’m down.


komugis

Bengals/Lions, maybe? Or Bills/Lions.


whyyouupsetbro

And lions over bills by 2. Obviously. It's just poetic.


thelazygamer

On a missed kick by Buffalo.


bobafugginfett

Oh that's just cruel!


ItsYaBoiSoup

I'd be finding the finest bridge near me


[deleted]

I think I like the first one better


jeeves_nz

Cat Bros; Bengals vs Lions / Panthers?


monstermayhem436

Bengals/Jaguars AFCC Lions/Panthers NFCC


lronicGasping

Oddly enough, this is probably feasible, depending on what Carolina does with their QB situation


eugene_rat_slap

Cat bros!


Funnel_Hacker

If the Lions win a SB before we do, I will honestly stop watching NFL. No point if that were to happen.


Crunchandbunch

Yea but what if we both win one (us first) and Green Bay never makes the playoffs again?


felyne_insurgents

Bengals v Jags and Lions v Panthers championship titles would be hella tight


cmgro

Subscribe


Laughing_Matter

Dolphins-Lions


[deleted]

Bengals and Lions


KrzyKll

Lions/Browns but they resign Jacoby, Watson tears all four of his ACLs (can never play again) in Week 1, and Jacoby wins CPOTY, MVP, and OPOTY. Oh and then they get destroyed by the Lions, where Dan Campbell becomes the first man to play coach and DE simultaneously


JRange

>Lions fan here, really like the part where Watson tears all of his ACL's


Jacobythepotato

I would be ecstatic


Bulky-District-2757

Lions v Jags


[deleted]

Chargers v Seahawks


Raknorak

Yes please


Grymninja

Geno and Herbert going at it again fuck yeah


Skeletorisnotnice

Steelers-Lions Look back in time and you’ll see that the Steelers have a tendency of beating poverty franchises in the superbowl, they act as a final boss for poverty franchises and seeing the lions try their go at it would be cool


yeshua1986

Vikings Cowboys Cardinals Yeah the math checks out. Rams and Seahawks are fine though.


Skeletorisnotnice

Even rams and hawks had 0 superbowls when they played the Steelers, they kinda serve as a gateway


type6_birdbrain

I hate 'poverty franchise' as it has accurately labeled my 2 fav teams (reds & bengals) for much of my time rooting for them. Truth sucks sometimes. Yes, I have less to complain about currently. And I'd love this matchup next year


WPG_Charger

Chargers vs Vikings 2 teams who have never won a SB Brandon Staley vs Kevin O'Connell, 2 McVay Coordinators


SpartyParty15

Not supposed to pick your own team 😉


alternatebow3

Bills vs Lions


monstermayhem436

Poor lake Erie


ElJamoquio

Wow, I never thought about the Erie NFL teams being winless in the Super Bowl.


ValosAtredum

r/LakeErieBros


XE_Kilroy

Lions vs Browns. They used to be powerhouses in the 50s. But today long-suffering. Vikings vs Bills. Both 0-4 in Super Bowls, someone's gotta win, or maybe first ever tied title after going beyond 2 OTs. But...I can see a great case for many other matchups for various stories, coaches meeting former coaches, players against former team, etc.


BonerSoupAndSalad

Lions and Browns actually played each other in 3 straight NFL title games. Lions won the first two and Browns won the third.


Substantial-Car8414

Niners Dolphins


Rusty_Blacksmith

Vikings Bills


ThinkSoftware

the Stefon Diggs Special


cma1993

3 catches for 14 yards?!


FF_nerd

If it’s anything like it was this year that would be awesome


FantasyTrash

Easily the most entertaining game of the season, in my opinion. Two of the better teams in the league just going at it.


cmgro

This feels like it would be the NFL equivalent to the Cubs-Indians World Series in 2016


sghead

First ever SB ending in a tie


ThinkSoftware

Goodell finally calls for a field goal kicking competition to settle the tie.


hoockdaddy12

Ehh... still to soon with 'Wide Right' 32 years ago.


dino9991

Lions vs Raiders (with Rodgers)


GreenLost5304

Let’s give Aaron Rodgers father another 3 interceptions (being moderate since the Lions play the Raiders in regular season and Super Bowl)


mrthundereagle

No Titans, so I’ll say a Seahawks vs Broncos. Russ starts ACTUALLY cooking under Sean Peyton. Seahawks get a perfect draft and led by Geno Smith. The story lines would be epic (Saints vs Bengals would be pretty cool)


MrAVK

I would watch this.


type6_birdbrain

LIONS VERSUS JAGS cat bros get a ring either way


OkBreak8349

Chiefs/Eagles


confusedpanda342

as a pats fan, I’m required to say eww


Oloh_

If that's the case, we may as well make it 3 in a row. Best 2/3 wins. (if there isn't a 2 win team after the first two meetings)


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

Actually that sounds lit, sign me up. Dibs on the first tho


thejjjj

Bills - Vikings


ChrisTRD289

Dolphins vs 49ers.


ThinkSoftware

the Mike McDaniel Special


ChrisTRD289

A good storyline plus the last time Miami was in the Super Bowl was vs SF.


JPAnalyst

Vikings - Bills. Two excellent teams, deserving of being in the mix, fun to watch, and NEED a damn Super Bowl win.


rockstarnights

You've condemned one team to 0-5


Endo_Dizzy

It will be us, as is tradition


Funnel_Hacker

Well, we haven’t made the playoffs in back to back years since 08/09 so that would hardly be surprising.


ianthebalance

Bears vs Ravens (assuming Lamar is still there) Running Back QB Revolution! Last off-season I “predicted” Eagles vs Ravens based off this notion and I got one team right lol


Therealnightshow

Lions vs jags


crzhaiti

Seahawks vs Broncos


Selarom_

Jeff Saturday led Colts vs. Nathaniel Hackett led Broncos


hoockdaddy12

\*AFC Championship I'd watch


Selarom_

The Nyquil Bowl


MugiwaraJinbe

Lions are definitely involved to some extent. Beyond that, Jags/Bills/Texans


space9610

Realistic one that would be a lot of fun in my opinion is Bills vs Vikings


[deleted]

Vikings-Bills. Game ends in tie.


[deleted]

Jets vs Packers


confusedpanda342

is this assuming arod goes to NY?


TegTowelie

Without my bias, id love to see Detroit play anyone.


confusedpanda342

I think they’ve cemented themselves as the most likable team in the league


rawkguitar

Lions vs anyone but the Chiefs pretty much


confusedpanda342

watching MCDC makes me miss playing football every time… the brotherhood is epic


Squishy_20

Lions-Jags


MidwesternGopher

Chiefs v Viks


ProfessionalPickl

just upvoting every response to counter the salt


bugluvr65

lions chargers


bootyhunter69420

Ravens vs Lions


jedimasterjacoby

Panthers Jaguars KITTY BOWL, and a panthers is basically a black jaguar so there is that.


hambyjokes

And both teams came into the league at the same time.


finalboot

Bengals-Lions would be a ton of fun


boomheadshot7

Lions v Bills


-suke-

I want the Bills to go lose another Super Bowl, don’t really care who beats them. I’ll say the Commanders because that would be really embarrassing


MrAVK

Lol.


GhostofElectricityyy

Vikings vs patriots


recrewriting

I'd be happy and sad no matter what happens


BiteMajor4959

Bucs-Pats would be funny


BODYBAGJ0NES

Lions v. Bills - Somebody gets off the schneid bowl. The most likely match-up of two teams who haven't won a chip yet.


yeshua1986

Steelers-Lions


Affectionate_Elk_272

phins-lions two franchises that really need success and it would be a really fun game


[deleted]

Bears vs Texans in Qatar


MatataTheGreat

The Raiders vs whatever team Carr is on.


Tashre

Browns vs Commanders just to watch the PR nightmare.


ArchRift

I think that’d be the first Super Bowl ever that I vote for an asteroid strike


ByzantineBomb

Lions-Jags Two teams I enjoy watching and the winner walks away with their first SB


cvtphila225

This but hoping Doug gets his second


canadianbroncos

The Chiefs not being anywhere near it


[deleted]

Ravens V Panthers, two cool lookin teams


Due-Ad5407

Also cat vs bird bowl,, which I don't think has happened yet so that'd be pretty cool


DiggingNoMore

Giants-Chiefs, I suppose.


cerokurn11

Tom Brady VS TB12


ImTheButtPuncher

Honestly some combo of Browns/Jets/Jags vs Bears/Cards/Commanders I have a soft spot for dedicated fans.


VinoJedi06

If I can’t pick my Giants… Bills vs Rams


Chooob210

Jets vs Bears


OptimalAd204

Bears v. Texans.


Babywipeslol

I really like the bills and think they deserve one. their fans deserve one, for nfc idk maybe the vikings?


JustSixTrees

Probably Lions v Bengals or Bills, just get Dan Campbell a super bowl he's cool


Purple1829

Not including my team, still sticking with the cat bros theme… Lions vs. Jaguars Sorry Bengals bros , it’s their turn.


lightning362

Jags vs Lions, that would be electric


Punchy_Jamo

Bills/Vikings. The someone’s going to finally win one bowl.


Ryacusss

Seahawks vs. Buffalo


sneakypete89

Seahawks vs Broncos would be very interesting


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

19-0 Tom Brady lead 49ers against the New England Patriots


B_Minusx

Eagles vs Steelers I know you said not including teams you follow but I always really wanted to see that matchup. I don’t think PA would survive.