My friends and I drove down from Boston to DC a few years ago and stopped in Baltimore for lunch. We ate at this place called Chap’s Pit Beef. It shared a parking lot with a strip club, and directly across the street was an adult video store. Interesting city.
I made a random, $10 bet that the Texans would win the Superbowl back in February. I basically just chose the team with the worst odds at the time to see what would happen. If they somehow pull it off I'd win $2750. I'm a full on Texans fan for the playoffs
Haha thanks! But I would love to see the Texans win just because of the whole Deshaun Watson situation. To have a rookie come in and ball out as much as CJ has is so fucking cool to watch. Hard not to root for him
I picked the Browns last week, but wanted CJ to win.
I'm picking the Ravens this week, but want CJ to win.
If that happens I think I'll be obligated to pick Buf/KC next week.
Man Seth really brought me back down to earth this morning. They were talking about our defense and he made a comment along the lines of "Well Lamar is not Tannehill, Minshew, or Flacco so we'll see how the defense matches up on Sunday." I was like fuck he's right, our defense really hasn't faced anyone good the last 3 weeks.
I mean we also have Cashman back and picked up some pass rushers to spell our starters. I don’t know if we’ll win, but I don’t think we’ll get crushed.
I'll be honest, I think the best part for anyone wanting the Browns to suffer for paying Watson is the fact that he's been useful at times but mostly useless
Strap in Pats buds, I don't see any fuckin way in hell the team isn't even worse next year, as *hopefully* Mayo starts to turn it around over a few years
First new HC in decades and it's a guy who's never been a HC before, what could go wrong
Thanks for bringing him into the complete mess of the Matt Rhule Panthers, cutting him so McVay could pick him up, who propped him up and set the stage for us to get him in free agency for 4 Million.
Much appreciated, good work.
Ehhh I know we shit on JB on prevent defense and obviously we allowed the Cowboys to score a lot at the end but when you have that big of a lead in the 4th in the playoffs, it makes sense to pull starters, kill the clock on offense, and force the opponent to march up the field with more plays rather than let them score quicker.
If we were only up by 1-2 scores then yeah it would have been stupid but we were literally up 48-16
I imagine that 49ers fans feel the same way about us that we feel about Dallas
"Oh, undefeated at home? You guys are on a hot, yeah? Cool, cool cool cool...you're still you."
It’s confirmed. Aaron Rodgers coming out in the 3Q with the undertakers American Badass motorcycle, the theme song and a pocket filled with ivermectin.
Or you could just be bad for a couple years so you don't have to care so much. The Packers losing in January has been the high point of most of my Januarys. Go watch the Bucks or something.
Vikings twitter was full of people claiming Dan Campbell and the Lions are doing Bountygate 2.0 just because of the Kerby hits the past few weeks (even some going as far as saying because Campbell played for the Saints in 2009 that he embraced the bountygate culture and brought it to his players in Detroit)
It’s really fucking annoying. You can’t tell me with a straight face that Kerby was told to intentially injure Hock or Higbee for money. These are the miserable Vikings fans who are doing everything they can do discredit Detroit out of pure salt. The Lions are out here having a historically good season on their end as they finally won the division and a playoff game for the first time in over 30 years, and they swept us this year. Imagine being so salty over a fan base and team who swept you and have finally broken their division title and playoff win drought that stood since the early 90s.
Nah I’m with him. Most of us aren’t dickheads.
That said, I’m glad ya’ll got that playoff monkey off your back, but I gotta root against you moving forward. Please don’t leave us as the only remaining NFC North team without a Super Bowl win.
I'm honestly kind of pulling for lions too, would be epic. I mean if it can't be the bills of course. And if the stars somehow aligned for a bills lions superbowl at least some team would be getting a ring for the first time.
Have I been oblivious to it, but I felt like no one really gave a shit about Jason Kelce 2-3 years ago. I understand why now with the podcast and Swifties, but media been acting like we all grew up with this dude.
I know what you’re saying but Jason Kelce’s really always been a beast, he just plays a largely unheralded position. Nobody gives a fuck about centers or offensive linemen in general. They’re usually only ever noticed when they screw up.
Actually rewatched the Nick Foles Super Bowl recently and was surprised how often the announcers mentioned how great Kelce was. I was unaware but others definitely noticed long ago.
If you're an offensive line guy, you can recognize how fantastic his career has been.
There people going "well, by xyz websites metrics, he isnt going to ever get into the hall of fame", but he's hands down the best center I've watched play in my lifetime, and theres only one (Mawae) thats even close. And Mawae is already in the HoF.
I mean linemen don’t usually talk lol. Kelce had the big speech at the Eagles Super Bowl parade and then his brother ascended to an all-time TE and boom, household name.
Nobody knew who Taylor Lewan was either until he started talking shit in the media.
Is it weird that I almost felt better after they clearly blew a call against us? Like I knew it was *definitely, 100%* coming, so not having it happen at the worst possible time to end the game was kind of a relief.
Yeah, just keep trying and you'll win one eventually in the exact same repeating playoff situation, that couldn't possibly go wrong in Buffalo, no way this could go wrong three, or even four times
I know I can't talk because Packers are about to get our skulls crushed in by the 49ers for like the 5th time in 10 years
I would much rather some garbage time points than having an important piece of the team get injured, we will always remember 48-16 before we pulled players
My biggest complaint is seeing the cowboys get upset by the 7 seed packers and not seeing any videos of cowboys fans at home breaking their TV's over it. Really disappointing end to the season if there's none out there
They got to do something about these ~~RTP~~ late hit foul calls on mobile QBs that decide to slide at the last moment. How they expect a 240lb man to stop on a dime is beyond me.
Edit: Yeah, it's technically no longer considered a "RTP" call after the QB runs pass the line of scrimmage. I think you can understand what I mean, though, when these calls are only made against a QB/Passer.
I honestly think the lions vs 49ers would be the most entertaining NFC championship matchup. Rams were the only team that could potentially beat the 49ers straight up, and I'm not sure if the other teams are willing to throw the kitchen sink at the 49ers like the lions would.
The biggest winner this week has to have been Kristen Juscyzk.
My underrated FB's wife is *killing* it with her personalized marshmellow vests.
Good on her!
I'm glad to see Tomlin staying, but we *need* a new OC from outside the org, and to find a new QB. I like Mason but he's not gonna be the guy to put us over the edge, and at this point I'm out on Pickett.
However, I am 95% sure that they will keep the current OC duo and start Pickett anyway. Sad
I wanted to play Patricia
We wanted revenge against the Rams
At least we both didn’t get what we wanted.
Something we can all agree with, Lions - Bucs will be WAY more fun than Eagles - Rams would have been
It’s like you traded wives that neither of you love.
>love Cowboys fans in shambles.
Mick Jagger says you can't always get what you want.
I wanted a bagel
Watching the bucs shit on him was a nice consolation
To be fair, that sentence has been said by every offensive coordinator in the lague
Savage. Also not wrong
The storylines only needed to happen for last weekend. Now we just need good football
My cousin Patricia said she’ll play you a game of ping pong if that’ll work instead
Our division is a pirate death ship dumpster fire 10 car pile up tbh
> pirate death ship Eagles fans shaking rn
NFC least living up to the name
Gotta go one way or the other.
WE FINALLY GOT THE CHIEFS AT HOME BUT OUR DEFENSE IS DEAD
Double rice and put someone decent on kelce and this will be a FG kicking game
Double Rice: Sure, ok Someone decent on Kelce: Error FG kicking game: 27 yard Bass shank to end last game... This is fine.
Don't forget to leave MVS wide open dowfield so he can drop potentially game-winning passes.
I think everything went pretty well.
As a Commies fan this was the most fun weekend of football I have had in a long time
Baltimore is scary. That is all.
The inner harbor is pretty nice but yeah, I don’t recommend it.
Fells Point is kinda neat. And BOP is a great pizza place.
Sorry to break it to you, but BOP has been closed for a while. Place is currently vacant.
Nice going you just killed him
Sheeeit
My friends and I drove down from Boston to DC a few years ago and stopped in Baltimore for lunch. We ate at this place called Chap’s Pit Beef. It shared a parking lot with a strip club, and directly across the street was an adult video store. Interesting city.
Hampden is a cool neighborhood
Dangerously Delicious Pies in Canton is fucking amazing
If we can have a better game than week 1, it'll be a win in itself... But if any rookie can make it to the superbowl it's CJ.
I made a random, $10 bet that the Texans would win the Superbowl back in February. I basically just chose the team with the worst odds at the time to see what would happen. If they somehow pull it off I'd win $2750. I'm a full on Texans fan for the playoffs
I hope CJ does it. Just for you mate, no other reason.
Haha thanks! But I would love to see the Texans win just because of the whole Deshaun Watson situation. To have a rookie come in and ball out as much as CJ has is so fucking cool to watch. Hard not to root for him
I picked the Browns last week, but wanted CJ to win. I'm picking the Ravens this week, but want CJ to win. If that happens I think I'll be obligated to pick Buf/KC next week.
Thank you for your service.
Not that I think you should or anything, but do the cash out odds look decent at all on that bet now?
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With 3 games left you should be able to hedge that decently well at this point. Ask a friend for help if you don't know what I mean.
Man Seth really brought me back down to earth this morning. They were talking about our defense and he made a comment along the lines of "Well Lamar is not Tannehill, Minshew, or Flacco so we'll see how the defense matches up on Sunday." I was like fuck he's right, our defense really hasn't faced anyone good the last 3 weeks.
I mean we also have Cashman back and picked up some pass rushers to spell our starters. I don’t know if we’ll win, but I don’t think we’ll get crushed.
It sucks that they didn't throw Watson out there a few times so we could try to make sure he's completely useless to them for the next few years.
I'll be honest, I think the best part for anyone wanting the Browns to suffer for paying Watson is the fact that he's been useful at times but mostly useless
Apparently he just needs to break his shoulder to unlock his full potential but only for 1 half
I only caught bits of the game. Was he on the sideline or did he not bother showing up at all?
He was on the sidelines grinning like a jackass.
I'M TIRED OF INJURIES FOR FUCK SAKE, I DON'T KNOW WHO'S STILL ALIVE FOR THE BILLS LINEBACKING CORE.
The injury replacement players all got hurt too.
In AJ Klein we trust?
My main complaint is that my team didn't play
We rarely play during wild card week. I'm sure Tom and the boys are all rested up and ready to go next week.
How was the coma, bud?
My main point of thanks is that I didn't have to watch my team play
my main complaint is that my team did play
did they, though
*allegedly*
Strap in Pats buds, I don't see any fuckin way in hell the team isn't even worse next year, as *hopefully* Mayo starts to turn it around over a few years First new HC in decades and it's a guy who's never been a HC before, what could go wrong
$75 mil cap space and the #3 pick and you don’t see any way you could be better next year? It’s not a guarantee at all but there’s certainly hope.
Guess I just haven't seen many examples where someone gets their very first gig as a head coach and it immediately works out
Well maybe DeMeco Ryans can be some inspiration for you.
Most new HCs are guys who have never been a HC before...
Baker
Thanks for bringing him into the complete mess of the Matt Rhule Panthers, cutting him so McVay could pick him up, who propped him up and set the stage for us to get him in free agency for 4 Million. Much appreciated, good work.
No complaints, loved watching Stafford ball out. The fact we even made the playoffs after starting 3-6 is wild lol
We have all our picks and plenty of cap space. Snead and Mcvay just need to do their thing and we’ll be a proper playoff team next year.
We didn't beat the Cowboys by enough. It should have been 48 to 16 but Joe Barry.
I think we put in backups to early which is why it went to shit
Just prevent defense doing prevent defense things.
Ehhh I know we shit on JB on prevent defense and obviously we allowed the Cowboys to score a lot at the end but when you have that big of a lead in the 4th in the playoffs, it makes sense to pull starters, kill the clock on offense, and force the opponent to march up the field with more plays rather than let them score quicker. If we were only up by 1-2 scores then yeah it would have been stupid but we were literally up 48-16
I really wanted to break 50.
WHERE TO START?
Start with the fact that no one's been fired yet
Im starting to think the Packers are two or three QBs away from Jesus Christ himself suiting up at QB
The 7th seed is a mistake, the better team always wins and it's never competitive. Should have just given the Packers a bye.
Heh I see what you did there
I mean, the Cowboys pretty much did give y’all a bye.
If Jaire and Enagbare didn’t get hurt I’d say it was better than a bye. Those boys’ confidence has gotta be thru the roof after that game
I'd respond with "we don't lose starter caliber players to ACL tears on a bye" then I remember what happened to Bakh in 2020.
The Niners have ruined a lot of my Januarys since 2013. Can they just go away
We'll go away once we win a superbowl in the 21st century ok?
I'd prefer you didn't, if it's all the same
Noted
Fuck, so we're stuck with you.
Surely you just let us get a super bowl and you can win next year or something
That's what we keep trying to give you! Just take it already!
Yeah sheesh you throw a dog a bone hoping it can figure the rest of it out. We've given the 49ers 3 chances already, hurry up and get it done!
You've given us 4 chances 😭
WE ARE TRYING OUR BEST, OK?!? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO RUUUUUUDE
You’re not wrong
Yeah but we keep fucking it up. We can’t help it!
I imagine that 49ers fans feel the same way about us that we feel about Dallas "Oh, undefeated at home? You guys are on a hot, yeah? Cool, cool cool cool...you're still you."
My best friend is a packer fan, watching our match up in January together is basically a tradition at this point lol
It’s confirmed. Aaron Rodgers coming out in the 3Q with the undertakers American Badass motorcycle, the theme song and a pocket filled with ivermectin.
Or you could just be bad for a couple years so you don't have to care so much. The Packers losing in January has been the high point of most of my Januarys. Go watch the Bucks or something.
Haven't us Packers fans suffered enough? We had FIVE WHOLE WEEKS of suffering. no other fanbase has it worse
Packers suffered for 5 weeks, Lions suffered for 3 decades. 5>3 Packers had it worse they don’t deserve to suffer anymore
quiet 5, the 10s are talking
At least y'all still have the Bucks
My beer was skunked but I drank it anyway
Ya done Green Bay proud, son.
It was a spotted cow someone brought back for me. Seemed like a bad omen to pour it out.
49ers are probably gonna play defense against us.
Jordan Love has never lost a playoff game to the 49ers.
Jordan Love has never lost a playoff game
Vikings twitter was full of people claiming Dan Campbell and the Lions are doing Bountygate 2.0 just because of the Kerby hits the past few weeks (even some going as far as saying because Campbell played for the Saints in 2009 that he embraced the bountygate culture and brought it to his players in Detroit) It’s really fucking annoying. You can’t tell me with a straight face that Kerby was told to intentially injure Hock or Higbee for money. These are the miserable Vikings fans who are doing everything they can do discredit Detroit out of pure salt. The Lions are out here having a historically good season on their end as they finally won the division and a playoff game for the first time in over 30 years, and they swept us this year. Imagine being so salty over a fan base and team who swept you and have finally broken their division title and playoff win drought that stood since the early 90s.
You just may be the only sane Vikings fan alive.
Nah I’m with him. Most of us aren’t dickheads. That said, I’m glad ya’ll got that playoff monkey off your back, but I gotta root against you moving forward. Please don’t leave us as the only remaining NFC North team without a Super Bowl win.
I'm honestly kind of pulling for lions too, would be epic. I mean if it can't be the bills of course. And if the stars somehow aligned for a bills lions superbowl at least some team would be getting a ring for the first time.
Accurate
Wait, what? Really?
It'd be one thing if he was pushing the boundaries on what's legal vs not instead of 2 legal hits.
I love you man
49ers are the only thing keeping me sane.
That's been me almost every January.
o7
But wouldn't an upset on Saturday be really funny?
Silence, Satan.
There was only one competitive game this entire weekend and as a fan of a couched team that sucked.
Sure, but I think most neutral fans at least enjoyed watching the Cowboys and Eagles both get the shit kicked out of them at least.
I see no false statements here.
every day this weekend fucking rocked. - Team who gave Watson $260M: embarrassed - Cowboys: embarrassed - Big Dom Fan Club: embarrassed
We did it for America, really.
Thank you for your service.
Eagles fans, too. It was our only possible way to purge our organization of terrible leadership. Hopefully it’s coming.
As a fan of one of the teams that had a non competitive game, I disagree with that it sucked.
I was rooting for y’all. Sad for Flacco, but still.
Texans-Browns was at least fun for like a half.
I had fun the entire time
It was an easy weekend Good bye Jason Kelce, but I imagine we’ll be seeing you around.
Have I been oblivious to it, but I felt like no one really gave a shit about Jason Kelce 2-3 years ago. I understand why now with the podcast and Swifties, but media been acting like we all grew up with this dude.
I know what you’re saying but Jason Kelce’s really always been a beast, he just plays a largely unheralded position. Nobody gives a fuck about centers or offensive linemen in general. They’re usually only ever noticed when they screw up.
Actually rewatched the Nick Foles Super Bowl recently and was surprised how often the announcers mentioned how great Kelce was. I was unaware but others definitely noticed long ago.
If you're an offensive line guy, you can recognize how fantastic his career has been. There people going "well, by xyz websites metrics, he isnt going to ever get into the hall of fame", but he's hands down the best center I've watched play in my lifetime, and theres only one (Mawae) thats even close. And Mawae is already in the HoF.
His first Pro Bowl was 2014, and he was AP 1st Team All-Pro 6 times in the last 7 years. He's been around and kicking ass for a long time
I think it’s fairly common that we don’t hear much about positions with less fanfare until they get to the “will they retire” part of their career.
Except eagles fans, we've loved him ever since the 2018 parade speech
I mean linemen don’t usually talk lol. Kelce had the big speech at the Eagles Super Bowl parade and then his brother ascended to an all-time TE and boom, household name. Nobody knew who Taylor Lewan was either until he started talking shit in the media.
Our defense wasn’t as good as I thought
But what really matters is how PFF scored the defense ;)
I wanted the Chiefs at Arrowhead so fucking bad. 2019 still looms.
Refs still suck ass
As a refs fan this has been a great season. One of the best performances all time so proud of the boys
We need a refs flair.
Just a picture of Rob Lowe in the NFL hat
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Is it weird that I almost felt better after they clearly blew a call against us? Like I knew it was *definitely, 100%* coming, so not having it happen at the worst possible time to end the game was kind of a relief.
GB should have put a fifty burger on Dallas.
Maybe we're saving points for next week?
No notes
The Lions-Rams romance is over. Our subs are getting salty about it. Game is over, move on.
I'm just glad we had the one good game of the weekend.
Two. Any game where the Cowboys get embarrassed is, by default, a good game.
And let’s be real, I think most of us enjoyed that Eagles beatdown too.
Friendship will Dallas over Friendship with 49ers ~~begins~~ has always been there
Houston has a chance to single handedly make these playoffs enjoyable for me
Why has no one been fired yet? I think Sirianni and Patricia should have been fired the moment the Bucs took a knee.
THE MOON IS IN WAXING GIBBOUS ON SATURDAY BUT WE ARENT PLAYING THE LIONS. FUCK.
Our receivers hands. Baker should’ve had 150 more yards and at least 1 more td
Baker’s final stat line is insane when you consider all the dropped passes. He absolutely shredded that defense.
Try 2 more TDs
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KNOCK THE CHIEFS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS?
3rd time's a charm?
the cool thing about a bills vs chiefs game, is you only have to watch the last 3 minutes. That is when all the scoring happens!
Buffalo can't fail at the same big game 3 or 4 times in a row right?
I see that you are new to Buffalo sports…..
Yeah, just keep trying and you'll win one eventually in the exact same repeating playoff situation, that couldn't possibly go wrong in Buffalo, no way this could go wrong three, or even four times I know I can't talk because Packers are about to get our skulls crushed in by the 49ers for like the 5th time in 10 years
Bills going to give it their all. Send your good vibes fellow hoofed team
Will no one rid me of this troublesome Chiefs team?
*gestures generally at the entirety of last night’s game*
What? I didn't see anything bad.
Really? You let us score twice.
We finally get the Chiefs at home and Josh has to play QB, LB, and CB.
God I hate how that game went. It was infuriating to have our beatdown of the Cowboys tarnished by Joe Barry giving them any room to hope in the 4th.
otoh if we'd have put off resting starters a drive earlier it'd have been 100% fine, there wasn't really much actual danger.
I would much rather some garbage time points than having an important piece of the team get injured, we will always remember 48-16 before we pulled players
My favorite team fired the greatest coach of all time and my second favorite team decided to keep one of the worst coaches of all time.
Cowboys game should’ve been on Saturday so I could laugh at it longer
Everyone got hurt 🤕
I WANTED THAT PERFECT PASSER RATING DAMMIT TUCKER
I got used to being a playoff team :( I would have given Joe Burrow my wrist had he asked. I’d do anything for pookie
I'm worried that Joe Barry won't be fired because we made the playoffs
Why the fuck is Nick Sirianni still the head coach of the Philadelphia eagles
The price of tickets is too damn high.
WE DIDNT GO FOR 50+ POINTS ON DALLAS
My biggest complaint is seeing the cowboys get upset by the 7 seed packers and not seeing any videos of cowboys fans at home breaking their TV's over it. Really disappointing end to the season if there's none out there
No complaints about the Wild Card. The Divisional Round, on the other hand..
They got to do something about these ~~RTP~~ late hit foul calls on mobile QBs that decide to slide at the last moment. How they expect a 240lb man to stop on a dime is beyond me. Edit: Yeah, it's technically no longer considered a "RTP" call after the QB runs pass the line of scrimmage. I think you can understand what I mean, though, when these calls are only made against a QB/Passer.
Go Lions or Bucs. Or anyone but the Ravens or Chiefs.
I am very much hoping that next week it's Texans @ Bills and Lions @ Niners. And if that happens I'm fine with us being seen as the bad guys
I honestly think the lions vs 49ers would be the most entertaining NFC championship matchup. Rams were the only team that could potentially beat the 49ers straight up, and I'm not sure if the other teams are willing to throw the kitchen sink at the 49ers like the lions would.
LIONS -6 THIS WEEKEND? YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
CANT COMPLAIN CAUSE WE ALWAYS GOT NEXT YEAR 🥰🥰🥰
The biggest winner this week has to have been Kristen Juscyzk. My underrated FB's wife is *killing* it with her personalized marshmellow vests. Good on her!
I'm glad to see Tomlin staying, but we *need* a new OC from outside the org, and to find a new QB. I like Mason but he's not gonna be the guy to put us over the edge, and at this point I'm out on Pickett. However, I am 95% sure that they will keep the current OC duo and start Pickett anyway. Sad
We weren't ever going to win that game, but now we have to hear Romo for another Chiefs/Bills game.
*I DUNNOUGH, JIIIIMMM*