Swifties really watched like 3 months of football and got to experience the joy of winning a championship.
Ive been watching the Bears for over 20 fucking years.
All my mom’s friends came over for a TSwift themed watch party and as the designated “football person” I was the only one allowed to talk over the broadcast. At one point they started chanting for Kelce and I had to explain that the 49ers were on offense… the food was incredible and they cried at the ending because, never having seen a football game before, they didn’t know exactly what was going to happen when Shany took a ten point lead. Glorious
Let's go to /u/RMJT12 for his analysis, RMJT12 what do you see here?
RMJT: Well girls, the Chiefs aren't on offense so Travis Kelce is not actually on the field at the moment.
I would pay for an alternate broadcast stream where Gene Steratore has to answer rules questions all game from a live chat of people who have never watched football before
Dean Blandino too. After watching the Beer Olympics that Kittle won with Dean Blandino officiating, he is the guy to do it for a certain market. But each demo needs their own special person to be the commentator.
Gene Steratore has a good sense of humor so he is good too but sometimes he sounds just as confused as everyone else.
>they cried at the ending because, never having seen a football game before, they didn’t know exactly what was going to happen
To be fair I cry at the end of games a lot too.
Man I was saying it in the game thread. If you don’t have 3+ scores on Mahomes/Reid with 5 minutes left on the playoffs, you’re putting the game in their hands. Reid will call in some bullshit you only see during the Super Bowls and Mahomes will execute it.
At my elementary school playground in Texas, every kid called their tag football team The Bears and every kid was McMahon and Payton and The Fridge. Whatever you may have heard about the hype, it was all true.
Yeah but that died pretty quickly going into the late 80s/90s. All those jerseys kids had of the Bears ( the cool full jerseys complete with helmets you could get) got replaced with the last time the Cowboys and Niners did anything.... although I swear a ton of people owned that Marino at the beach painting.
My wife was very excited and keeps showing me Chiefs memes and thinks it’s all fun. Meanwhile as a lifelong 49er fan who has gotten to watch three superbowl losses while we’ve been together I just have to smile and play along because I love her and she’s having fun and I want her to be involved and it’s just a stupid game anyway.
These first five Bears games felt like a bad fever dream. So much off-season hype, so many additions and they came out and barely looked like they ever played football
[Ad agencies know what they're doing](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF5sdMdXkAAjm_F?format=jpg&name=medium) and nostalgia amongst millennial viewers is a HUGE selling point.
Ah yes, the movie where Tom Hanks' wife's character doesn't recognize her huge Austrian husband because \*checks notes\* he's wearing a yellow visor over his face.
It's fantastic.
They put all the budget into the airtime and then just used AI to generate one boring weird looking commercial.
And if you go off of "marketing is successful if people are talking about it" then I guess it worked.
If you judge it based on whether I buy any scam garbage off the app, it probably didn't work.
Back when German coverage of the NFL wasn't as fleshed out as it is today, they basically didn't have enough commercials to fill that much dead airtime. It must have been the super bowl with the blackout where I watched the same internet explorer ad over and over and over again, it was insane. Nowadays they have guys in the studio to keep the Germans entertained while the us get their huge amount of ads
I really hate the trophy presentation. It actually drags the entire celebration down a lot by having the commissioner interview the owner before the players or coaches get to do anything.
It's the worst trophy presentation in sports (of the ones I've watched) by a looooong shot
I agree. The commissioner should give himself the trophy first for commissioning over another successful season, give a speech, then give it to the team owner for another speech.
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This Super Bowl has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye NFL. I am no longer a fan.
The Dunkin commercial was pretty good, and the Uber Eats ad with Jelly Roll was funny. The Christopher Walken BWM spot started well but fizzled out. I had a small chuckle at the State Farm ad with Arnold too. Everything else was pretty meh.
The Dunkin commercial was the best one I think, I’m actually enjoying how Tom Brady just seems to be so comfortable just taking the piss out himself.
One of those players you love to hate when he was playing but actually seems cool now he’s retired.
The extra shorts and tik toks from that ad are great too. They have some BTS style videos where Matt, Ben and Tom are throwing a football around and they’re great.
Right! The commercials absolutely sucked this year. Only entertaining ones were Dunkings and the scam email. Pretty shocked by the Scientology commercial and the fact that Temu had like 6 commercial spots!
So apparently women like it when Usher takes his shirt off.
My eardrums were made aware of this during halftime by the group of women at the table next to mine.
Meanwhile 20 years ago, their mothers saw Janet Jackson’s nip slip and yelled she was the second coming of the Devil ready to infect their innocent-angel children with pornography.
I know it’s not exactly a joking matter, but the phrase “obtained herpes” is so funny to me. Like herpes is quest item you get after interacting with Usher
Usher had girls belting out songs about getting his ex-gf pregnant, thinking about his bestfriend while he’s with his current girl, and all this other toxic shit.
Ain’t no way you should be surprised lol
Moody got done dirty. Get's the Superbowl field goal distance record. Is INSTANTLY forgotten because Butker steals it later in the game. Is only remembered for not even missing a kick, but simply angling it a little too low and through bad luck hitting a defenders yolo hand.
>only remembered for not even missing a kick, but simply angling it a little too low and through bad luck hitting a defenders yolo hand.
He absolutely shouldnt be getting hate messages, but that low kick is on him. Its his job to kick it higher than that. If a qb underthrows a ball, it's the qbs fault, not a fluke throw and bad luck.
Mahomes running is the most clutch thing he does in the playoffs. I loved the call, Pacheco probably gets stuffed, let Patrick run or throw to a wide open guy if they spy him
I don’t blame him for biting hard on it, it was 4th and 1 lol the worst thing he could do is be in no man’s land. Gotta commit to one of them in that situation
I think Reid implied that they knew that if the QB run was there Mahomes wasn’t giving the ball up in that situation.
So while it wasn’t the design of the play they effectively knew they were calling a designed run.
Either way it was a perfect call and perfect execution.
I was begging my TV for this to finally be the time to run the QB sneak, having spent years setting up that we never run it and hopefully throwing the 49ers off guard. Then we came out in shotgun
I went from saying “I really don’t love that we’re in shotgun here…” to laughing my ass off at Pat’s goofy ass run while he literally pointed at where he was going to run and then went for 15 yards lol
It was wild how many commercials took place in a company board room discussing the new advertising campaign. Like think of something else it’s not clever or funny anymore.
Imagine if Travis proposed stealing all thunder from the win. 💀 I also don’t understand why people are hell bent on them getting engaged, they’ve been dating mere months.
Apart from a few cases where I think Nick Bosa could have gotten a holding call, THE REFS ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE BEEN OKAY IN THE SUPERBOWL AND THAT PISSES ME OFF.
As a fan of the refs, I really hated this game. They did not show up at all. I don’t think I saw a single roughing the passer call. No rogue flags 5 seconds after the play ended. Not nearly enough silly reviews late to ruin the flow of the game. They just let the players play and I was forced to watch a really good football game.
The superficial ego and confidence I felt in my favorite football team’s status in the pantheon of the sport now has a legitimate threat and I’m too small of a man to admit it.
Temu fucking sucks. Here’s why:
1. The marketing team that crafted that horrid commercial didn’t do research into their audience.
2. Their products suck ass.
3. That commercial was even more ass than their products.
4. They replayed that commercial way too many times.
I’m not a fan of the constant Brady vs Mahomes talk, not because I think it’s disrespectful to Brady, but because I think it’s disrespectful to Mahomes. Let Patrick be Patrick, don’t force him to spend his career hearing about some other guy. What he’s doing is absolutely fucking incredible and we don’t need to constantly compare him to the one guy who (arguably) has done it better.
Contrary to what a lot of Patriots fans will say, it *is* possible that Mahomes will surpass Brady someday years down the line, but let’s not spend those years rehashing the same conversation over and over. It’s a disservice to Mahomes and Chiefs fans.
It’s just sports media now a days. Everything is constant goat talk. Mahomes is 28, Brady played 17 more years after 28 lol. Like this talk is going to go on for a LONG time instead of just watching in the moment.
Yeah, it was also the first season Brady actually retired, so he’s still very much relevant in the conversation. Give it 2-3 more years and Mahomes is gonna be his own household name and they’ll be comparing the younger guys to him.
They asked if the Brady-Mahomes debate was closer than MJ-LeBron on First Take yesterday.
The damage that show has done to sports media cannot be overstated.
The Lions choked away their chance to be there. Otherwise, I was pretty meh on the Super Bowl. The Nick broadcast was fire though and I want Dora to always explain the rules in the sassiest way possible.
Why were the refs so competent and consistent? Why was the half time show so fire? All the stuff I normally bitch about was on point, and now I just have a big fat L to suck on all offseason
not much to complain about. I wish Purdy saw Aiyuk on the 3rd down at the 2min warning but he couldn't beat the blitz. Can't do much though it would've been an unbelievable throw.
Yalls secondary were monsters. When he threw the ball to Aiyuk and Samuel, you guys were all over them. He threw perfect balls both times. Chris Jones pressure saved y’all from a Deebo TD too. Everyone talks about the overthrow, people seem to miss the fact that Chris Jones was on Purdy in less than a second lol. Nothing to say on Mahomes, he’s a future HoFer and potential GOAT in the next decade.
I wanted a win, but you can’t be that upset if your second year QB(who spent offseason recovering from a UCL tear) comes within 1 stop of winning the Super Bowl twice against the ruling NFL dynasty.
Absolutely. As soon as Kelce made it to the 10 yard line, I knew the game was basically over. That’s the power of Mahomes man. We got something special in Brock, though. He’s not a Josh Allen put the team on your back type, but he’s an analytical player who makes mid game adjustments, throws with anticipation, and has some legs when you need them.
My complaint is that the ref that announced the rules for OT during the coin toss only said it loud enough for everyone but the 49ers to hear which isn't very fair to them.
My only complaint is that people really don't understand good football. That was an objectively phenomenal football game on both sides. The defenses were the standout performers for the entire game and only Patrick Mahomes doing Patrick Mahomes things
Some jackass hipster brought a harmonica to the bar I was watching the game at
Peak Seattle
Would piss me off
Fuckin blues traveler
Swifties really watched like 3 months of football and got to experience the joy of winning a championship. Ive been watching the Bears for over 20 fucking years.
All my mom’s friends came over for a TSwift themed watch party and as the designated “football person” I was the only one allowed to talk over the broadcast. At one point they started chanting for Kelce and I had to explain that the 49ers were on offense… the food was incredible and they cried at the ending because, never having seen a football game before, they didn’t know exactly what was going to happen when Shany took a ten point lead. Glorious
Bro got to be Tony Romo IRL 🫡
I GOT TO EXPLAIN THE YELLOW LINE ISNT REAL IT WAS AMAZING
When I took my wife to her first football game in person, her first question was, "Where is the yellow line?"
took my 4 year-old son to his first game this year. His first question: where's the yellow first-down line?
Well that's a once-in-a-lifetime experience lol
Niners choking in Super Bowls has happened 3-times-in-a-lifetime… Correction: Ravens led the whole game in XLVII…that’s worse, lol
This is pure chaos. You were the call upstairs for the party, that’s hilarious.
Let's go to /u/RMJT12 for his analysis, RMJT12 what do you see here? RMJT: Well girls, the Chiefs aren't on offense so Travis Kelce is not actually on the field at the moment.
*collective sad sigh*
If Travis isn’t on the field then we can’t see Taylor!!
I would pay for an alternate broadcast stream where Gene Steratore has to answer rules questions all game from a live chat of people who have never watched football before
You introduced an idea to me I didn't know I needed and now my day is ruined because it doesn't exist
Dean Blandino too. After watching the Beer Olympics that Kittle won with Dean Blandino officiating, he is the guy to do it for a certain market. But each demo needs their own special person to be the commentator. Gene Steratore has a good sense of humor so he is good too but sometimes he sounds just as confused as everyone else.
>they cried at the ending because, never having seen a football game before, they didn’t know exactly what was going to happen To be fair I cry at the end of games a lot too.
Man I was saying it in the game thread. If you don’t have 3+ scores on Mahomes/Reid with 5 minutes left on the playoffs, you’re putting the game in their hands. Reid will call in some bullshit you only see during the Super Bowls and Mahomes will execute it.
Dread it, run from it, corn dog arrives all the same.
Yeah I think like all football fans I said “how is he gonna blow this one” right after the CMC touchdown.
I’m sorry you didn’t get to experience the 1980s when the Bears were America’s team.
Born in 94 so I missed the glory years. The Lovie years we were at least competitive I guess.
At my elementary school playground in Texas, every kid called their tag football team The Bears and every kid was McMahon and Payton and The Fridge. Whatever you may have heard about the hype, it was all true.
Yeah but that died pretty quickly going into the late 80s/90s. All those jerseys kids had of the Bears ( the cool full jerseys complete with helmets you could get) got replaced with the last time the Cowboys and Niners did anything.... although I swear a ton of people owned that Marino at the beach painting.
If only Taylor would’ve fallen in love with Cole Kmet.
Pretty sure Cole Kmet is going to end up marrying some Catholic girl from an eastern European country like any good Chicago kid would.
I just thought about half my cousins wives, and I nearly pissed myself laughing at how dead on this is.
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You think Caleb can get Olivia Rodrigo to leave her boyfriend for him?
My wife was very excited and keeps showing me Chiefs memes and thinks it’s all fun. Meanwhile as a lifelong 49er fan who has gotten to watch three superbowl losses while we’ve been together I just have to smile and play along because I love her and she’s having fun and I want her to be involved and it’s just a stupid game anyway.
Honestly really healthy way to approach it. It's just a game at the end of the day.
Imagine being a Bears fan Swiftie. I’m still mad they embarrassed me in front of Taylor.
These first five Bears games felt like a bad fever dream. So much off-season hype, so many additions and they came out and barely looked like they ever played football
Sorry about your hot dogs.
IN 58 attempts there has never been a punt returned for a TD. Boooooooooooo
Imagine making a return touchdown at the Superbowl, someone like that would definitely make the Hall of Fame
Percy Harvin is getting fitted for his jacket as I type this. (yes I know it was a kick off but it was a return td none the less)
If we're being fair, Devin Hester should be more deserving of that jacket
I have excellent news for you
MY TEAM DIDNT WIN THE SUPER BOWL.
YEAH BUT THEY DIDN'T LOSE THE SUPER BOWL
THE DOLPHINS DIDNT ALLOW A SINGLE POINT IN THE SUPER BOWL
MY TEAM LOST THE SUPER BOWL :(
WE DID THE SAME THING LAST SEASON. STOP COPYING US. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO KEEP YOUR COORDINATORS. I HEAR LOSING BOTH CAN HAVE DIRE CONSEQUENCES.
what’s that stat someone posted recently something like 23 years without a playoff win
The Dolphins are the only team that love America enough to stop winning playoff games once the towers came down.
There is no way that this isn't the funniest God damn thing I read all day.
When will Super Bowl ads stop with trying to be meta ads that rely on celebrity cameos and decades-old movie references?
You know your commercial is perfect when you have to announce the name of the cameo because you don't think the audience will recognize them.
That's almost exactly what I said to my wife when they announced Glenn Close. I said "Do kids (anyone under 35) even know who she is?"
Zoomers aren’t spending their weekends watching Reversal of Fortune?
maybe you mean under 25 because plenty of us saw 101 dalmatians lol
Thanks L.L. Cool J
I was the only person in the room laughing when Randall Park introduced himself as John Krasinski.
That was great- like a deep cut from The Office. I was the only one laughing at my house too.
[Ad agencies know what they're doing](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GF5sdMdXkAAjm_F?format=jpg&name=medium) and nostalgia amongst millennial viewers is a HUGE selling point.
Nostalgia for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s accent?
Tbf, that ad made me want to rewatch Jingle All The Way.
NGL when Danny Devito showed up I got a little nostalgic.
Ah yes, the movie where Tom Hanks' wife's character doesn't recognize her huge Austrian husband because \*checks notes\* he's wearing a yellow visor over his face. It's fantastic.
TEMU should have never appeared! It's really gotten out of hand! Stick to the YouTube ads or something!
I saw on Twitter, in the animation in that ad, the black girl turns white lol Such a weird commercial. *S h o p l i k e a b i l l i o n a i r e*
I knew I saw that happen!!!!! I thought I was going crazy.
Travis Kelce gonna be advertising for the FREE NINTENDO SWITCH NEW USERS PROMOTION before you know it
It was an especially weird power play to buy like 7 Super Bowl ads but run the exact same one each time
They put all the budget into the airtime and then just used AI to generate one boring weird looking commercial. And if you go off of "marketing is successful if people are talking about it" then I guess it worked. If you judge it based on whether I buy any scam garbage off the app, it probably didn't work.
I saw those ads. They definitely saved money by paying a high school YouTube animator.
Me: “I like Amazon but I kinda wish they were even more shady and abusive” TEMU: “Got you fam”
I often found myself asking, where could I shop like a billionaiiiiire on my budget
Fucking ps2 graphic demo looking ass commercial.
MY LOCAL HVAC SERVICE HAD THE WORST FUCKING COMMERCIAL ON THE PLANET PLAY LIKE 50 TIMES.
Back when German coverage of the NFL wasn't as fleshed out as it is today, they basically didn't have enough commercials to fill that much dead airtime. It must have been the super bowl with the blackout where I watched the same internet explorer ad over and over and over again, it was insane. Nowadays they have guys in the studio to keep the Germans entertained while the us get their huge amount of ads
What was yours? Ours had a dude dressed like shirtless Jason Kelce screaming in the corner of a PowerPoint slide advertising heating and plumbing.
IF YOU CAN'T WE CANNNN, MICHAEL AND SON! [Pain.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fuof7yt00h2ic1.jpeg)
Why tf was there no game-deciding penalty for me to bitch about? 😡
SAME like I have to just accept this with no real argument or reffing complaint??? ???? What????
Because we weren’t playing.
I really hate the trophy presentation. It actually drags the entire celebration down a lot by having the commissioner interview the owner before the players or coaches get to do anything. It's the worst trophy presentation in sports (of the ones I've watched) by a looooong shot
What an accomplishment by Clark Hunt, being born super wealthy and inheriting his daddy’s team. Truly an inspiration.
It was not his accomplishment, it was God's
I agree. The commissioner should give himself the trophy first for commissioning over another successful season, give a speech, then give it to the team owner for another speech.
Lifting of the Stanley Cup is the best.
It really does kill all the momentum. They should really just hand it over and then get out of the way. Those interviews are worthless
I now have to live with the knowledge that Josh Allen scored the most on the Chiefs in the playoffs all off season.
Imagine not scoring more than 26 points on the chiefs this year Jordan Love wouldnt understand
Imagine not beating the chiefs this year
The Hotels.com ads were a confusing dumpster fire and it saddens me that noted Chiefs fan Heidi Gardner was in them.
Ya those definitely made no sense to me either. And this just goes to show how bad those ads actually were: they were for homes.com not hotels.com.
The social media trend of staged “fans” destroying a cheap flatscreen tv for likes is getting really annoying and sad.
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This Super Bowl has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye NFL. I am no longer a fan.
I ONLY CHUCKLED AT 1 COMMERCIAL
The Dunkin commercial was pretty good, and the Uber Eats ad with Jelly Roll was funny. The Christopher Walken BWM spot started well but fizzled out. I had a small chuckle at the State Farm ad with Arnold too. Everything else was pretty meh.
The Micheal Cera for the Cerave got me because Micheal Cera is funny looking and Cerave makes my body feel good everyday.
"Makes my body feel good everyday" 🤨
“I have a strong passion for human skin.”
The bird teams commercial was absolutely freaking amazing and hilarious.
Best commercial by far. Totally not biased.
Aww it's a rookie!
The Dunkin commercial was the best one I think, I’m actually enjoying how Tom Brady just seems to be so comfortable just taking the piss out himself. One of those players you love to hate when he was playing but actually seems cool now he’s retired.
Matt Damon there against his will apologizing for the terrible lines was fantastic
"It's really hard to be your friend, man"
The extra shorts and tik toks from that ad are great too. They have some BTS style videos where Matt, Ben and Tom are throwing a football around and they’re great.
Paramount+ one with Patrick Stewart was good, too
The full version of that adds to it if you haven't seen it.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the commercial with the old guy using binoculars and seeing Eagles, and Seahawks players fly like birds lmao
*”We’re changing Reese’s!”* *”NOOO!!!”* *”We’re now adding caramel!”* *”YAAAYYY!!!”*
Right! The commercials absolutely sucked this year. Only entertaining ones were Dunkings and the scam email. Pretty shocked by the Scientology commercial and the fact that Temu had like 6 commercial spots!
Scientology, Mark Wahlberg presents Catholicism, and that weird ad by the State of Israel showing racism against a bunch of other people.
>weird ad by the State of Israel Robert Kraft actually owns Stop Jewish Hate
So apparently women like it when Usher takes his shirt off. My eardrums were made aware of this during halftime by the group of women at the table next to mine.
Meanwhile 20 years ago, their mothers saw Janet Jackson’s nip slip and yelled she was the second coming of the Devil ready to infect their innocent-angel children with pornography.
It really is amazing how we went from that to pole dancers on stage in just 20 years
Meh, the ladies cheering Usher taking off his shirt would have been yelling and judging if Alicia took off her shirt.
Now that would’ve been a halftime to remember!
I can’t tell if they’re cheering for the abs or the herpes
Blows my mind how they just let that slide lmao
Usher has herpes?
was a big controversy, he got sued by several parties for not informing them of it so they obtained herpes...
I know it’s not exactly a joking matter, but the phrase “obtained herpes” is so funny to me. Like herpes is quest item you get after interacting with Usher
Usher the Blightbringer
Being hot makes a lot of people forget a lot of things very fast
And rich
Usher had girls belting out songs about getting his ex-gf pregnant, thinking about his bestfriend while he’s with his current girl, and all this other toxic shit. Ain’t no way you should be surprised lol
HOW TF ARE YOU GONNA RIG THE GAME FOR SWIFTIES AND NOT HAVE KELCE SCORE A TD? YOU RUINED MY PARLAY
Commercials were awful this year and the sound mixing during the halftime show was absolutely terrible.
Commercials have been bad for years now, really sad. Used to have me in stitches most of the game
The commercials suck now. Seems like almost every single one of them is a celebrity trying to make a joke by referencing a famous movie they were in.
I have many. The main one is “fans” blowing up Moody’s instagram with hate. Fuck you if you do that. Fuck you right in the eyes
Moody got done dirty. Get's the Superbowl field goal distance record. Is INSTANTLY forgotten because Butker steals it later in the game. Is only remembered for not even missing a kick, but simply angling it a little too low and through bad luck hitting a defenders yolo hand.
>only remembered for not even missing a kick, but simply angling it a little too low and through bad luck hitting a defenders yolo hand. He absolutely shouldnt be getting hate messages, but that low kick is on him. Its his job to kick it higher than that. If a qb underthrows a ball, it's the qbs fault, not a fluke throw and bad luck.
It wasn't a great kick, for sure. But it's not like he shanked it wide right or something.
Wouldn’t that be crazy? Almost as crazy as it happening twice!
Shameful cuz he played pretty well. I mean we can't entirely blame him for the blocked PAT even if it was low. And his other kicks were money.
My only complaint is the Chiefs scaring the crap out of me lining up in shotgun for 4th and 1 with it all on the line
I had the opposite reaction. I knew with 100% certainty that Mahomes was going to run it for a big gain.
Mahomes running is the most clutch thing he does in the playoffs. I loved the call, Pacheco probably gets stuffed, let Patrick run or throw to a wide open guy if they spy him
Yup, even if Bosa doesn’t crash down and follows Mahomes, Rice is wide open 4 yards downfield.
Word is Bosa bit so hard on the play fake that he is still chasing down Pacheco.
I don’t blame him for biting hard on it, it was 4th and 1 lol the worst thing he could do is be in no man’s land. Gotta commit to one of them in that situation
No doubt. And the fact that kc hasn't ran a designed qb run in 3 seasons didn't help.
It was a naked bootleg with play action call, not an RPO incredibly, Mahomes just took off when he saw the opening
I think Reid implied that they knew that if the QB run was there Mahomes wasn’t giving the ball up in that situation. So while it wasn’t the design of the play they effectively knew they were calling a designed run. Either way it was a perfect call and perfect execution.
I was begging my TV for this to finally be the time to run the QB sneak, having spent years setting up that we never run it and hopefully throwing the 49ers off guard. Then we came out in shotgun
I went from saying “I really don’t love that we’re in shotgun here…” to laughing my ass off at Pat’s goofy ass run while he literally pointed at where he was going to run and then went for 15 yards lol
Bosa bit so hard he still tackled Edwards-Helaire
Too many meta commercials about auditioning for commercials
It was wild how many commercials took place in a company board room discussing the new advertising campaign. Like think of something else it’s not clever or funny anymore.
Hollywood writers love making scripts about people making movies.
TRAVIS DIDN'T PROPOSE AND TAYLOR DIDN'T ENDORSE BIDEN Great game though
Imagine if Travis proposed stealing all thunder from the win. 💀 I also don’t understand why people are hell bent on them getting engaged, they’ve been dating mere months.
I really wanted to see a second OT quarter, stupid sexy mahomes ending the game at one :(
Same. 😩 Stupid Kermit depriving us.
Apart from a few cases where I think Nick Bosa could have gotten a holding call, THE REFS ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE BEEN OKAY IN THE SUPERBOWL AND THAT PISSES ME OFF.
As a fan of the refs, I really hated this game. They did not show up at all. I don’t think I saw a single roughing the passer call. No rogue flags 5 seconds after the play ended. Not nearly enough silly reviews late to ruin the flow of the game. They just let the players play and I was forced to watch a really good football game.
After the 9ers got bailed out by the defensive holding in overtime I started bitching, then promptly shut the fuck up once I saw the replay.
The superficial ego and confidence I felt in my favorite football team’s status in the pantheon of the sport now has a legitimate threat and I’m too small of a man to admit it.
I can’t wait to see your reaction when the NFL finds the superstar after Patrick to boost views and “is x the next mahomes?”
Nah I’m waiting in that Mahomes/Chiefs cheating “-gate” to drop boy I’m gunna snort that shit straight to my brain
Hobby Lobby funded those Jesus commercials
WASH YOUR DAMN FEET.
I was told Jesus was gonna come by and do it?
Are we sure it wasn't Rex Ryan?
Temu fucking sucks. Here’s why: 1. The marketing team that crafted that horrid commercial didn’t do research into their audience. 2. Their products suck ass. 3. That commercial was even more ass than their products. 4. They replayed that commercial way too many times.
THE FIRST HALF WAS BORING BUT THE SECOND HALF WAS SUPERB.
I’m not a fan of the constant Brady vs Mahomes talk, not because I think it’s disrespectful to Brady, but because I think it’s disrespectful to Mahomes. Let Patrick be Patrick, don’t force him to spend his career hearing about some other guy. What he’s doing is absolutely fucking incredible and we don’t need to constantly compare him to the one guy who (arguably) has done it better. Contrary to what a lot of Patriots fans will say, it *is* possible that Mahomes will surpass Brady someday years down the line, but let’s not spend those years rehashing the same conversation over and over. It’s a disservice to Mahomes and Chiefs fans.
It’s just sports media now a days. Everything is constant goat talk. Mahomes is 28, Brady played 17 more years after 28 lol. Like this talk is going to go on for a LONG time instead of just watching in the moment.
Yeah, it was also the first season Brady actually retired, so he’s still very much relevant in the conversation. Give it 2-3 more years and Mahomes is gonna be his own household name and they’ll be comparing the younger guys to him.
They asked if the Brady-Mahomes debate was closer than MJ-LeBron on First Take yesterday. The damage that show has done to sports media cannot be overstated.
it's Lebron and Jordan all over again.
FUCK YOU GRONK FOR MISSING *AGAIN*
:(
MAN you love losing super bowls huh 😭
No complaints from me. /r/NFCWestMemeWar has been thriving the last couple of days.
That sub has been entertaining(ly painful)
I RAN OUT OF BEER
I hate the way Mahomes wears his helmet. Ol' egg-lookin' head.
It was a weird ass Super Bowl from an eagles fan perspective. It was nice to see another team crumble in coverage of a false motion
Sorry about your corn dogs
The Lions choked away their chance to be there. Otherwise, I was pretty meh on the Super Bowl. The Nick broadcast was fire though and I want Dora to always explain the rules in the sassiest way possible.
Why were the refs so competent and consistent? Why was the half time show so fire? All the stuff I normally bitch about was on point, and now I just have a big fat L to suck on all offseason
not much to complain about. I wish Purdy saw Aiyuk on the 3rd down at the 2min warning but he couldn't beat the blitz. Can't do much though it would've been an unbelievable throw.
If I was you I'd be complaining about your O-line a lot lol. Chris Jones getting multiple free releases is inexcusable.
We don't complain about the Oline because we accepted the mediocrity outside of Trent last year.
that's been a concern since the offseason, nothing new
It’s been a concern damn near every season. It’s gotta be addressed this offseason in the draft
Showing up to a presser drunk and then getting outcoached is a terrible look.
No shame in getting outcoached by Andy Reid, HUGE amount of shame for not being 100% present during the week before
Chiefs 100% deserved the win, but all the people acting like Brock Purdy was the reason the 49ers lost can stub their toes.
Purdy was playing his ass off! Dude was hitting the targets all night until the pressure came.
Yalls secondary were monsters. When he threw the ball to Aiyuk and Samuel, you guys were all over them. He threw perfect balls both times. Chris Jones pressure saved y’all from a Deebo TD too. Everyone talks about the overthrow, people seem to miss the fact that Chris Jones was on Purdy in less than a second lol. Nothing to say on Mahomes, he’s a future HoFer and potential GOAT in the next decade. I wanted a win, but you can’t be that upset if your second year QB(who spent offseason recovering from a UCL tear) comes within 1 stop of winning the Super Bowl twice against the ruling NFL dynasty.
I was watching the highlights and noticed Jones absolutely saved that TD. Wild game man.
Absolutely. As soon as Kelce made it to the 10 yard line, I knew the game was basically over. That’s the power of Mahomes man. We got something special in Brock, though. He’s not a Josh Allen put the team on your back type, but he’s an analytical player who makes mid game adjustments, throws with anticipation, and has some legs when you need them.
My complaint is that the ref that announced the rules for OT during the coin toss only said it loud enough for everyone but the 49ers to hear which isn't very fair to them.
My only complaint is that people really don't understand good football. That was an objectively phenomenal football game on both sides. The defenses were the standout performers for the entire game and only Patrick Mahomes doing Patrick Mahomes things
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the 49er’s losing
I liked when they went up double digits again.
Marshawn Lynch is my favorite ex-player, seeing him walk around asking if people were 49er fans to tell them "f you". He's got some serious funny.