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shakehasbignuts

Anthony Edwards ass quote


chiefqueef1

I sent da money wats da hol up


hereforthesportsball

Fair question


Mr-Cantaloupe

Send da video


justamobileuserhere

Hell naw can’t do this


dpykm

Hell nawl


AnotherCaseOfHiraeth

get an abortion lol


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That guy is incredible on and off the court lol


The_BadJuju

“They got Mahomes but we got Bo Nix” ass quote


goldfish_11

Drafted a literal miracle worker. We are so fucking back.


bugluvr65

listened to an interview where they were trying to get real answers from him but it was just shit like ‘u gotta be a bigger dawg than them’ over and over lol. gonna be an all timer


TheBigNate416

Pats *sorely* needed a WR like this lol


czechhoi4h

Raise rent for single working mothers


throwaway_5256

Dont forget to tip the landlord


PinkFloyd6885

Those rats, roaches and painted over walls sockets don’t come cheap


Ieatsushiraw

You bet your bottom dollar I tell you what


Anteater776

They know where their bootstraps are.


bigprick99

Now that’s a WR


justamobileuserhere

This would have given BB a stroke


TigerBasket

It would have risen Trajan from the grave though


AntiGravityTurtle

He’d be benched by now


ZeroedCool

He'd be on his way to the Raiders


JoshJones18

Bill would have had probably about 50 strokes hearing this man


Free_Independence157

Have you heard randy moss talk?


Pernyx98

NFL comps: OJ Simpson, Aaron Hernandez, Ray Lewis


MinistryOfDankness86

He’s a WR, so Rae Carruth


BeakerRulz

Marvin Harrison


TheMajesticYeti

Donté Stallworth, Henry Ruggs III


sgm94

Mr Better Comp


mysidianlegend

😂 😂 😂


ExhibitAa

what


Equal-Hovercraft6894

That’s the type of shit we’ve been missing


FlimFlamThaGimGar

I thought the last killer you guys had didn’t pan out so well


Kyler1313

I mean he was a beast on the field. Off the field...


asparagusbruh

Off the field too! Bro was pretty good at murdering people he did it like 3 times


Jangetta

The one thing we share with the Patriots is the murderous, but amazing player.


AntiGravityTurtle

Also going to a lot of super bowls


Operas-Snizz

Yea these people are tripping. AH was an all pro at his position on the field and a all pro at his off the field position. K.D ratio of 3/1. Hof numbers


Drainbownick

Happy cake day! Absolutely murdered defenses iirc


Onlymoneyleft

What you mean? He was killing it both on and off the field.


No-Month-3025

Well yours did. So it's time to try again.


bigatrop

We know of three killers, Ray Lewis, OJ, and Hernandez. Two of them are hall of farmers. So it’s a 66% chance of Canton.


maleorderbride

Wish my team drafted Jesus in the fourth


Crashhh_96

Lmao


lronicGasping

Oh he's gonna be a Hall of Famer


that_warren

WWE Hall of Famer type quote


SirRedRising

Enshrine him next to Super Fly Jimmy Snuka


BellacosePlayer

Pats haven't had a guy with a mentality like this since Hernandez.


sIamram

Aura


SidWholesome

He's got some pretty big shoes to fill in at the murderer position in New England


vancityjeep

Bravo. 👏


D0ctorHotelMario

Aaron Hernandez not available to comment


Super_Maximum_9030

You never hear GMs talk about the importance of having a couple of batshit crazy guys whose words create distractions. But it's real.


incorrigible_and

"I've seen a lot of spinals, dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker." That scene was all I could think of when I read "I make people in wheelchairs stand up."


alittlelebowskiua

Abide.


taylorscorpse

I know he’s gonna be good because he says insane things like this


AnEmptyKarst

This is WR1 energy, we drafted a pro bowler


WarPuig

The enemy speaks kindly and wields a knife


BWasTaken

Interesting take.


J-Fid

Love that second line, lol.


xenophonthethird

[Javon Baker when he sees a wheelchair bound person](https://youtu.be/d4VaY7xCmRE?si=HJ5pnyG3Hq2vYkJU&t=17s)


MayiHav10kMarblesPlz

Well. That's just like, your opinion man.


x755x

The mentality is to find a stranger in the Alps


MintBerryCrnch21

Well Patriots did say they wanted to weaponize the offense.


that_warren

Absolutely goated 


CALlCOJACK

we have never been more back


PlaysWthSquirrels

As a Knights fan, just focus on catching the ball, bro.


browndude10

Oh


AlternateGator

That’s fucking football right there


JArdez

Kelvin Benjamin: "The mentality is to eat whoever is on the other side of me," and "I make people in wheelchairs throw up."


AaronGossagesBerg

Perennial Pro Bowler type quote


GiraffeWaffless

What a pick


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BakingSoda1990

He kills people in wheel chairs or something


PrimetimeD18

Get a white suit. Trust Ray Lewis.


rmsj

Well, if he's not at the game on Sunday, you just need to check your local network TV sermons to find him curing the paralyzed


DirkWithTheFade

Quick someone turn this into a Kelvin Benjamin copy pasta


PinkFloyd6885

The mentality is to kill the entire tray of crab legs at the buffet line before the guy behind me gets any, and I’m rolling out of here in a wheelchair


Whittlinman

Kelvin Benjamin: "The mentality is to kill whatever is on the buffet line" and "I make people waiting in line give up".


CarloFailedClear

Steelers didn't get their guy.


MoreDronesThanObama

colleges should make PR classes mandatory for these guys lol


Seahawkanon

Mike Tyson level quote


GusSwordPirate

Slater said on Edelman's podcast that they haven't had a "Slam your helmet on the ground in practice" guy this Jules left. Looks like they got one now.


SlowerCoachh

As cool as that sounded, I feel like he got a huge target on his back now lol


PinkFloyd6885

Someone is going to absolutely pancake him on the line without a doubt


lubujackson

The wheelchair community is going to mobilize...


splancedance

Freddie Mitchell level quote


yic0

If only Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking didn’t die too soon.


dianeblackeatsass

Ok Madonna


blocksmith52

Bro thinks he's Ian Hawke


pcweber111

Sports are serious business.


Crombus_

Those are two diametrically opposed things! Get this guy outta here, c'mon!


RhoPrime-

Is he going to threaten to eat Lennox Lewis’ children?


buffalotrace

That’s a lot of ego for a guy who couldn’t get on the field at Bama 


Chasa619

Oh jeeze, I dunno if the Pat's need another skill player that wants to kill people


vancityjeep

Let’s not cut some of the other guys just yet. This dude may not make the practice squad.


DeM0nFiRe

What?


-Shooter_McGavin-

Alright dude


RunninWild17

Mein Führer! I can walk! ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️