His name sounds like one of the "Chef's Specialty" items at a Chinese restaurant. Guessing it's roasted duck in Szechuan peppers and spices with a side of thunder and lightning and a free egg roll.
Kind of sucks that this joke post has taken up one of the sub's 2 pinned posts in the 24 hours following the draft over something useful like an UDFA Megathread. Or at least a hub post with links to the 32 UDFA megathreads on the individual team subreddits.
iron mallard would lowkey go hard. idk what type it would be tho. gotta make the past paradox psychic/water then for future do some crazy shit like psychic/dragon or water/dragon
Pshh that's a Maverick from Mega Man X
They already have [Storm Eagle ](https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Storm_Eagle#:~:text=Storm%20Eagle%2C%20known%20in%20Japan,Maverick%20Hunter%20who%20serves%20Sigma.) and [Storm Owl ](https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Storm_Owl#:~:text=Storm%20Owl%2C%20known%20as%20Storm,of%20their%20desire%20for%20independence.)
Funny name aside, his story is awe inspiring.
Was going to play for a D2 school, but dropped out after his father passed to help his family
He went into a depression, then his mom signed him up for an arena football league, where he balled out.
That got him noticed by the CFL. Where he then balled out there for the Argonauts.
And then he got drafted, after not playing a down of college football
As a HS recruit:
Other P5 offers: North Carolina (originally went here), West Virginia
G5 offers: Appalachian State, Charlotte, Coastal Carolina, Georgia State, Temple, Western Kentucky
Other offers: Army, Campbell, Charleston Southern, Elon, Liberty, The Citadel, Wofford
Rumor has it that Chris Grier was out Dolphin watching for inspiration one day and then saw the storm coming in. While packing it up and in the midst of unsettling waters he glimpsed into the distance and witnessed a single Duck fearlessly afloat in the water as if it was a clear sunny day.
At this most his eyes widened and he said “That’s it!!”
Ladies, and Gentlemen apologies for interrupting your scheduled programming. The National Weather Association, yes we get it NWA ha-ha, ha-ha, have a breaking weather story developing live in Miami, FL. For further in-depth, real-time updates we are going to NWA’s esteemed meteorologist and weather expert- Storm Duck.
He should have been drafted, and the announcement should have come from a young international fan from Japan sporting a trucker cap. The line delivered, of course, would be "Storm Duck, I choose you!"
How did this motherfucker not play for Oregon
He transferred away from UNC so it's not like he didn't have the chance
Well I doubt anyone transferring from our defense the last 5 years was all that sought after.
He transferred away right before UNC was set to play Oregon in the Pinstripe Bowl. Duck fears the Ducks.
"Duck ducked the Ducks" was right there, man.
It’s all yours now :)
Because Mario Cristobal is not a man of the people...I think?
Dan Lanning is in charge of Oregon now though
Blaming Mario still feels right though
He's no Cristobal Sifuentes!
I don't know you silly *goose*
Let's go Goose...That's what's innnn
No that was Rachad Wildgoose
His name sounds like one of the "Chef's Specialty" items at a Chinese restaurant. Guessing it's roasted duck in Szechuan peppers and spices with a side of thunder and lightning and a free egg roll.
Why is Tampa not playing for Tampa?
He played for about everyone else
?? He played for two schools
or at least Miami as a second option.
We had corners better than him
Oregon used to have a player named Wesley Mallard
Kind of sucks that this joke post has taken up one of the sub's 2 pinned posts in the 24 hours following the draft over something useful like an UDFA Megathread. Or at least a hub post with links to the 32 UDFA megathreads on the individual team subreddits.
Can’t wait to see Waddle line up against Duck in camp.
And he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Till the very next day
Got any grapes
And the Duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And said to the man, running the stand, hey, got any grapes? waddle waddle
The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all homemade Can I get you a glass?"
But the duck said “no! I’ll think I will pass!” And he waddled away! Waddle waddle waddle - til the very next day!
I refuse to believe that is his real name
Dolphins out here signing Pokemon
Paradox form Golduck type beat
Someone scoop up the UDFA future paradox version, Iron Mallard. With a name like that would probably make a good O lineman.
Alright, Blastoise and Psyduck, get in there and make us proud. Stop the gap. See ball get ball.
iron mallard would lowkey go hard. idk what type it would be tho. gotta make the past paradox psychic/water then for future do some crazy shit like psychic/dragon or water/dragon
It's south Florida, One way or another you end up catching them all.
Are we talking pokemon or venereal diseases?
COCAINE
Well, it was a double entendre referencing both of those things, so yes.
South Florida is fine, it's north Florida where all the weird shit happens.
South Florida is just as weird as north, just with more money and coke and Cuban food.
Megman x reploids
He's about to line up next to Chill Penguin and Boomerang Kuwanger
Pshh that's a Maverick from Mega Man X They already have [Storm Eagle ](https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Storm_Eagle#:~:text=Storm%20Eagle%2C%20known%20in%20Japan,Maverick%20Hunter%20who%20serves%20Sigma.) and [Storm Owl ](https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Storm_Owl#:~:text=Storm%20Owl%2C%20known%20as%20Storm,of%20their%20desire%20for%20independence.)
Past Paradox Golduck form
Megaman bosses like freeze penguin, ice walrus, etc
Between Storm Duck and Chop Robinson it's been a fairly strong name draft for us. Wish we could have picked up Ruke Orhorhoro.
[Funny you say that](https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-2024-draft-cards/)
lol "Bonix"
Wait until you hear about Shitta Sillah and Moh Bility.
Moh Bility's dad must have 100 persuasion to pull that one off
Real name Mohammed
I just need somebody to sign Fish McWilliams
Middle names Chandler lol
Ms Chanandler Bong
just looked it up, was named after storm from bold and beautiful lol
He has a [wiki page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Duck) Edit: Haha his high school was Boiling Springs on Old Furnace Road.
Typical Madden glitch
I thought we just signed a cb who played for a team called the "storm ducks" until I went to the comments lol
Oh, it gets better. According to his Wikipedia page, > [he was] named after Storm Logan, a character on the soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful.[1]
I just read this and the Rocky Lombardi post back to back. Loving life right now
It sure is. He and my daughter went to school together from 5-k on.
pleasebegoodpleasebegoodpleasebegood
Such an amazing name, even divisional rivals want to him to be good
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At the very least I want him to earn enough money to build a tower, fill the tower with gold, and then swim in the gold.
Your stories intrigue me. Tell me more tales of Duck.
There was a straight-to-VHS full-length. I remember my four year old eyes parsing the animation difference in real time
STORM DUCK, WOO-OOH
Guys, there's gotta be a rule against signing Megaman X bosses to your team.
I use ice blaster on this one right?
Maybe, as long as it's one of the games where the fire weapon works on the ice guy and not the other way around.
X4 where you could play as Zero was a banger
The animated cut scenes were the icing on the cake
Fuck that MegaMan was so difficult.
That BURN rule BURN only BURN exists BURN for BURN Mega Man X7 BURN bosses.
This isn't the X reference I expected but god I can *hear* it
Blizzard Goose
Tsunami Swan.
Hurricane Hawk
Monsoon Parrot
Typhoon Toucan
Squall Speedhawk
Cyclone Chicken
Precipitating Pigeon
Hail Quail
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Frost Falcon
_Megaman X Developers furiously taking notes_
Tsunami Swan is kind of raw
actually dope AF lol
Sounds like the name of a Megaman X boss
I was hoping someone else had this same thought lol
Honestly sounds like a Mega Man X boss.
Mr. Bird Cloudburst
He's playing in Miami, not Minneapolis.
Tempest Toucan
That’s an amazing name.
looking forward to duck sauce if he's ever on the jets
Oowehoweeoohohweeoohohweeoohoh Barbara Streisand
I wish he was a WR "That ball was going to number 14 but Duck had Sauce all over him"
Storm Duck, Kool-Aid, Jason Bean, Willis Patrick, Rocky Lombardi, and Sedrick Van Pran-Granger. This draft was good for names.
You forgot the mighty drow warrior Jalyx Hunt...
He is no Drizz't
My all time favorite person in all of the D&D Forgotten Realms universe....he is the standard for which Jalyx must live up to
Dont forget Qwan'tez Stiggers
That is a straight up Key and Peele name.
Funny name aside, his story is awe inspiring. Was going to play for a D2 school, but dropped out after his father passed to help his family He went into a depression, then his mom signed him up for an arena football league, where he balled out. That got him noticed by the CFL. Where he then balled out there for the Argonauts. And then he got drafted, after not playing a down of college football
What team is L'Carpetron Dukemerious going to?
Jason Bean the GOAT
Roll that beautiful Bean footage Rock Chalk!
There's always that one UDFA with an iconic name like this Smoke Monday and Fish Smithson are some that come to mind
Vikings had an undrafted receiver named Whop Philyor a few years back. Got the nickname because he liked burger king whoppers as a kid
We had a guy named Rashad Wildgoose
In the 70s there was a player named Wonderful Terrific Monds.
Went ahead and screenshot Smoke Monday's Wikipedia page so I can prove he wasn't always a historical figure later
More nepo babies. Son of Donald Duck.
He has all those nephews too, do they just suck
Dewey was a scrub who got picked 4 times against Pride Rock State Lions in the Epcot Bowl.
Feel like he was in college for 10-15 years.
Can't believe the double transfer was last year. Feels like it happened years before
With a name like that, he was destined to play in the PNW.
We have Waddle and Duck.
Great Value version of Mega Man X boss Storm Eagle
Is it Duck Storm or Storm Duck? First Name Last Name?
Storm Duck edit: Named after a character from the bold and the beautiful.
:( I was hoping he was named after Darkwing Duck
Let'sth get dangerousthsthh
That's not even a nickname his birth certificate says Storm Duck
As a HS recruit: Other P5 offers: North Carolina (originally went here), West Virginia G5 offers: Appalachian State, Charlotte, Coastal Carolina, Georgia State, Temple, Western Kentucky Other offers: Army, Campbell, Charleston Southern, Elon, Liberty, The Citadel, Wofford
DANGIT Storm Duck has a superb RAS score and and even more elite name!
Rumor has it that Chris Grier was out Dolphin watching for inspiration one day and then saw the storm coming in. While packing it up and in the midst of unsettling waters he glimpsed into the distance and witnessed a single Duck fearlessly afloat in the water as if it was a clear sunny day. At this most his eyes widened and he said “That’s it!!”
why is this still pinned lol
Looks like someone just joined my S tier of people's names Alongside Chad Champion and Wolf Blitzer
Storm Duck is a good name for someone playing in Miami. It's a good name anywhere, but that's a solid fit.
Tua waddles up the hill and see’s a duck. Wonder if there’s any other good names to add to that.
Well, *someone* waddles up a hill tua duck…
I bet this guy gets the coolest results of any player in the draft when you put his name into an AI image generator
This shit is pinned.
Wasn’t he considered like a 2nd or 3rd rounder before he went back to school for another year? What happened?
He was ass
I'm glad this of all UDFA signings is sticky.
He might not be long-term starter, but this guy definitely wins the award for best name of the 2024 draft. 😊
Storm Duck, the Storm Duck Pokémon
Best name in the draft
That's a terrific name
couldve been darkwing, damn
Is this Duck Hodges’ cousin..?
Ladies, and Gentlemen apologies for interrupting your scheduled programming. The National Weather Association, yes we get it NWA ha-ha, ha-ha, have a breaking weather story developing live in Miami, FL. For further in-depth, real-time updates we are going to NWA’s esteemed meteorologist and weather expert- Storm Duck.
Sounds like one of those names you see in Solid Snake for random enemies you steal
Phins UDFA corners include a white corner and another guy named Storm Duck, what a time to be alive
Top name in the NFL
Storm Duck is a decent player, but I'm really looking forward to seeing where Rainy Beaver goes.
I know nothing of this man aside from his name, and I hope he becomes an HoF player.
Excellent name, no notes
W name. If the NFL doesn’t pan out this kid has a future as a meteorologist.
this is dumb move
Never heard of this guy before. HOF name though, I wish we got him!
This guy will sell a lot of jerseys, just because his name sounds cool. 😋
This is awesome
That's his name?
If only he went to the Jets and played opposite of Sauce
Duck and Sauce?
That's a fucking football name!
Wanted him in GB for the name alone. He was my draft name crush for the entire draft. Treat him right, Miami.
Trust me, waddle and duck will be a great match up during practice.
That can’t possibly be his real name.
Best name in the class
if this guys isnt a first ballot HOFer....
This is Joe Douglas' greatest failure - not signing this man to an UDFA contract
I feel like I first remember hearing his name forever ago
dudes middle name is chandler lmao
His parents favorite shows must've been Looney Tunes & Friends
"That's a helluva name, right?" -- my buddy Danny
He should have been drafted, and the announcement should have come from a young international fan from Japan sporting a trucker cap. The line delivered, of course, would be "Storm Duck, I choose you!"