Just saw a comment on Reddit of a guy who saw a guy taking a pic of a guy who fell to his knees in the Macy’s kitchenware department (the cake is a lie).
Just saw a person post about multiple people engaging in a tired meme that made a metacommentary in the format of a meme that is becoming what he despises. And I don’t know what to do.
Just saw a person masturbating in a Rite Aid while posting about multiple people engaging in a tired meme that made a metacommentary in the format of a meme that is becoming what he despises
"Trench coat for $100?! I copped two of those. Never even wore em but I got em!"
This guy is hilarious and the Bills social team is gonna have a FIELD DAY with him
That perfect deep ball Diggs dropped was one of the most beautiful passes we've ever seen, and it came in the 4th quarter down 3 in the playoffs? Against the team that has beaten you in the playoffs every team? They're going to show that footage a *lot* next season if we get some combination of Bills/Chiefs/Texans in the playoffs.
Talk about a kick in the nuts. At first when Josh let that one go I was like, "Cripes dude, you gotta keep it inside the stadium" and then I got real excited when I saw Diggs get under it with a step on his man. It hit him in stride, right in the mitts and straight thru to the turf...and then I got sad again. Josh had some rough moments with the deep ball accuracy last season but that moon ball was dead on. For what it's worth, Diggs took accountability and has said it's a play he's always gonna want back. And then Tyler Bass missed a 44 yarder. I'm still trying to make sure he's not let out of the corner he's been sent to.
If you want to encapsulate Allen as a QB, it’s those types of throws that makes Allen so fucking dangerous
Motherfucker could be flat footed and heave it 60 yards perfectly
That was the most impressive throw I've ever seen. It was like launching a small satellite into orbit. I actually remember yelling "HOLY FUCK" when he uncorked that thing!
He's actually been pretty terrible in every playoff elimination game since 2021.
3 catches for 24 yards last year.
4 catches for 35 yards in 2022.
3 catches for 7 yards in 2021.
They didn't eat as much as people initially thought. The Texans basically are renting him for a season with the option for a second year, and next year he's off the Bills books (so far as I know) along with Von Miller which frees up a ton of space to secure younger guys and go out and get new guys.
What beane is doing this offseason is amazing honestly. It’s what the chiefs did when they traded hill. They’re thinking Long term around josh Allen instead of win now. I thought because of the dead cap hit they’d wait to trade diggs mid season(if they start the season slow again) or next offseason. Instead they get a 2nd rounder next year and I’m 100% confident they wouldn’t get that a year from now
I'm really glad Beane is smart enough to eat a down year where we're probably effectively a wildcard team (we'll probably win the east but going 10-7 or something) so we can rearm for next year. See what rookies are panning out so we know what holes we need to fill most.
I say this as a die hard MSU fan.
This is the perfect fit for Keon.
Dude was a baller whenever he got the ball. He can be what Mike Evan is. He played for Tom Izzo for a few games and if you don’t know, he expects you to be smart and know what you have to in every single situation. He expects you to be prepared.
Bills with Coleman and Panthers with Legette is the fastest I've seen fanbases fall in love with a receiver, especially given they're both boom or bust guys
As an FSU fan, we’re gonna miss the shit out of him. He was only here for one season but damn it was a fun one. I’m gonna fucking STEAL this dude in the 8th round of my fantasy draft next year. Did the same shit with DK Metcalf.
That’s how I feel when people show videos of dudes after they’re drafted and it’s like “look how happy he is to be a [insert team]”
Like yea I think they’re just stoked to be drafted and happy to go anywhere.
I've seen some guys look pissed and their family not celebrating after getting drafted though, so I think the team does matter to some players.
I can't think of any names, but I remember seeing it happen twice in the 2023 draft.
Definitely who I was thinking of lol. But I bet they showed the live feed before the pick was announced for them, same thing they did with Joe Alt this year
Pretty sure there was a player this year drafted by the saints who looked pissed. His family was jumping all around and hugging him and he was just stone faced.
It is. So people either aren't reading, or they're taking these claims as false. The NFL can easily solve this debate by ordering Josh and Keon to hand over their phones. If things don't check out, suspend Brady for four games.
Watch Coleman's first presser. They get him talking about his coat from Macy's and it's quickly becoming a big meme. Honestly, Macy's needs to offer him a sponsorship
LMAO! Your question isn't funny it's just realizing how odd this must sound to people who haven't watched the Keon Coleman presser and read the thread about it.
I want to believe you, but your dual flair makes me hesitant.
Sorry, I had to say it while I still can. Bears are going to ball out this season, and Jaguars have every reason to as well.
Reportedly Josh Allen texted Stefon Diggs earlier this offseason prior to his trade to say, “You’re still the one”, but it appears they are no longer having fun and he is in fact not still the one.
Kelvin Benjamin drooled and licked his chops at Golden Corral, eyeing the biggest piece of fried chicken. “You’re the one I want, I need you, now ❤️” he says.
when will it be my turn God
Just fell to my knees in a Macy's men's department
Just saw a guy fall to his knees in the Macy's kitchenware department (he looked lost)
Just saw a guy taking a pic of a guy who fell to his knees in the Macy's kitchenware department (is he stupid or something?)
Just saw a comment on Reddit of a guy who saw a guy taking a pic of a guy who fell to his knees in the Macy’s kitchenware department (the cake is a lie).
Just saw multiple people engaging in a tired meme and made a metacommentary in the format of the meme, thus becoming what I despised.
Just saw a person post about multiple people engaging in a tired meme that made a metacommentary in the format of a meme that is becoming what he despises. And I don’t know what to do.
Cry. But not for me, I'm already dead.
Wipe your tears with his obituary (he's already dead.)
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Just saw a person masturbating in a Rite Aid while posting about multiple people engaging in a tired meme that made a metacommentary in the format of a meme that is becoming what he despises
Kirko Chainz punching air right now at Kohls.
“Oh damn $79.89?! That’s a good deal…”
It’s a nice lil deal
"Trench coat for $100?! I copped two of those. Never even wore em but I got em!" This guy is hilarious and the Bills social team is gonna have a FIELD DAY with him
Acting like Samuel L Jackson out here like FWAH
Where did the “fell to my knees” joke even start?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/sqk1ng/what\_is\_up\_with\_everyone\_falling\_to\_their\_knees/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/sqk1ng/what_is_up_with_everyone_falling_to_their_knees/)
All around me are familiar faces…
You’re the guy we all want
Start catching balls from big men, maybe you'll catch his attention
dude was tired of Diggs antics and wanted a real one. scouted at Macy's
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"DIGGS! DROPPED PASS! BELIEVABLE!"
BILLS LOSE IT!
ITS A BUFFALO BLUNDER!!!
This is depressing man.
Have a seat next to Quez Watkins
That perfect deep ball Diggs dropped was one of the most beautiful passes we've ever seen, and it came in the 4th quarter down 3 in the playoffs? Against the team that has beaten you in the playoffs every team? They're going to show that footage a *lot* next season if we get some combination of Bills/Chiefs/Texans in the playoffs.
Talk about a kick in the nuts. At first when Josh let that one go I was like, "Cripes dude, you gotta keep it inside the stadium" and then I got real excited when I saw Diggs get under it with a step on his man. It hit him in stride, right in the mitts and straight thru to the turf...and then I got sad again. Josh had some rough moments with the deep ball accuracy last season but that moon ball was dead on. For what it's worth, Diggs took accountability and has said it's a play he's always gonna want back. And then Tyler Bass missed a 44 yarder. I'm still trying to make sure he's not let out of the corner he's been sent to.
That was one of the most beautiful passes I've ever seen. My heart sank thinking he'd make the catch.
Uncle Rico died for that shit bruh. I’ll never forgive Diggs for this.
If you want to encapsulate Allen as a QB, it’s those types of throws that makes Allen so fucking dangerous Motherfucker could be flat footed and heave it 60 yards perfectly
If Bass hit that kick it would've tied the game and there's no shot KC wouldn't have made it down the field and scored at least a fg
the missed FG is mostly forgotten to me. The real loss came when then drive stalled.
Honestly, Chris Jones saved the day for the Chiefs because if Allen could drive on that ball, Shakir is wide open in the end zone
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That was the most impressive throw I've ever seen. It was like launching a small satellite into orbit. I actually remember yelling "HOLY FUCK" when he uncorked that thing!
I was so sad man. How did he not catch it? I don't get it.
He's actually been pretty terrible in every playoff elimination game since 2021. 3 catches for 24 yards last year. 4 catches for 35 yards in 2022. 3 catches for 7 yards in 2021.
Yeah, the last time I remember him doing something in the playoffs was against the Patriots but fricking everyone scored during that game.
I still love that Bill Belichick walked into the Bills dressing room to congratulate Josh.
The old ball coach sure loves him some Josh Allen. His former QB does as well. Go Bills.
Game respects game.
Even in that game he was only 3 for 60 yards. Which is solid but not a massive performance or anything.
After the previous 20 years that game was cathartic.
Dude def doesn’t put up kelce numbers when the game is on the line lol
Sir I was unaware the NFL had non elimination playoff formats
As in every playoff game the Bills were eliminated in Ie not showing up in losses
he definitely forced out. they ate up a lot of money i think. trevon tweeting insults about josh probably didn't go over well.
I think that just goes to show how toxic he was at that point. Literally eating millions of dollars to get rid of him. Good riddance.
They didn't eat as much as people initially thought. The Texans basically are renting him for a season with the option for a second year, and next year he's off the Bills books (so far as I know) along with Von Miller which frees up a ton of space to secure younger guys and go out and get new guys.
What beane is doing this offseason is amazing honestly. It’s what the chiefs did when they traded hill. They’re thinking Long term around josh Allen instead of win now. I thought because of the dead cap hit they’d wait to trade diggs mid season(if they start the season slow again) or next offseason. Instead they get a 2nd rounder next year and I’m 100% confident they wouldn’t get that a year from now
I'm really glad Beane is smart enough to eat a down year where we're probably effectively a wildcard team (we'll probably win the east but going 10-7 or something) so we can rearm for next year. See what rookies are panning out so we know what holes we need to fill most.
His hands were a bit unreliable all year long
I say this as a die hard MSU fan. This is the perfect fit for Keon. Dude was a baller whenever he got the ball. He can be what Mike Evan is. He played for Tom Izzo for a few games and if you don’t know, he expects you to be smart and know what you have to in every single situation. He expects you to be prepared.
Time for some Macys dates
Perfect time to shop for winter clothes.
You’re the one I want. You’re the one I need. Guy, what can I dooooo
Josh Allen Drunk texting his receivers
He's just like me fr.
"U up?"
While watching Grease apparently
Keon texting him back: "Tell me about it...stud"
"[How big a boy are ya](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-t-fKwDg)?"
What a pro wants, what a pro needs
That commercial is burned into my fucking brain and I need it out lol
I'm glad someone else thought of this
Reminds me of the movie Grease: You’re the one that I want! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Honey
What the heck I gotta dooooo to be with you? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvK00CMqG-g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvK00CMqG-g)
When I want you...back
I've only had Keon Coleman for one day but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room.
Allen texted marvin harrison “ i dont want you”
Which one?
If he values his life he wouldn’t say it to Sr.
I mean by that logic would you really want to say it to Jr. either?
Don't you talk to me or my son ever again!
YOU KEEP MY SONS NAME, OUT YA DAMN MOUTH
Philly Marvin Harrison.
Bills with Coleman and Panthers with Legette is the fastest I've seen fanbases fall in love with a receiver, especially given they're both boom or bust guys
As a fan of both teams, I approve this message.
Excuse you we've been in love with Rome since well before draft night.
As an FSU fan, we’re gonna miss the shit out of him. He was only here for one season but damn it was a fun one. I’m gonna fucking STEAL this dude in the 8th round of my fantasy draft next year. Did the same shit with DK Metcalf.
fellow saints / FSU fan here and hes so much fun to watch, seriously gonna miss him and im gonna nab him in fantasy too
9-9!
Facts
You gotta think he would have texted anyone that, but I'm here for the bromance.
That’s how I feel when people show videos of dudes after they’re drafted and it’s like “look how happy he is to be a [insert team]” Like yea I think they’re just stoked to be drafted and happy to go anywhere.
I've seen some guys look pissed and their family not celebrating after getting drafted though, so I think the team does matter to some players. I can't think of any names, but I remember seeing it happen twice in the 2023 draft.
Pretty sure one was a second round player drafted by the Patriots, but I could be mistaken
You have a mind like a steel trap! Yes, it was Keion White! https://youtu.be/FaMBY5fBW2E?
Definitely who I was thinking of lol. But I bet they showed the live feed before the pick was announced for them, same thing they did with Joe Alt this year
I hadn't thought of that. That could be what happened.
I thought dude was bummed tf out lmao had me going
I doubt he knew already, it must have been delayed. That looks like a guy nervously waiting for a news, not reacting to it.
Pretty sure there was a player this year drafted by the saints who looked pissed. His family was jumping all around and hugging him and he was just stone faced.
Some of them just refuse to show emotion for whatever reason. Gotta look tough!
George Pickens lol
Fields when he was drafted by the Bears comes to mind.
Unless you’re Eli Manning.
I agree, but I thought the story was that Josh said he wanted Keon before the Bills drafted Keon
It is. So people either aren't reading, or they're taking these claims as false. The NFL can easily solve this debate by ordering Josh and Keon to hand over their phones. If things don't check out, suspend Brady for four games.
I feel exactly those feelings too And that's why I keep them inside
I promise you Josh Allen got at least a little input
Wonder if Kirk is texting Penix the same thing
Keon replied, "You are the one I want," and then they texted each other at the same time, "doot doot do."
The one he needs! Oh yes indeeeed!
“You better shape up, cause I need a man, who can run those slants and routes.”
That song is an absolute bop, and now it’s stuck in my head. Thanks guys. Real nice.
Dalton Kincaid swoops in for the doot ⚡️
Josh Allen: "You are the breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant to be only together tiger." Keon Coleman: "OK"
Josh Allen: Keon, did you know that with just a SINGLE drop of blood..."
Sean McDermott texted him “You’re my FBI most wanted. I’d travel to a compound on the outskirts of Pakistan in Abbottabad just to get a shot at you”
I genuinely lol’ed at this
Same 🤣
“You’re my real twin towers because I fell hard for you”
Even funnier than the Kelvin Benjamin meme tbh
Christmas for Bills fanfic writers
I've been outside a local Macys edging for the last 69 hours, don’t tease me like that bby
WTF are all these Macys references
Watch Coleman's first presser. They get him talking about his coat from Macy's and it's quickly becoming a big meme. Honestly, Macy's needs to offer him a sponsorship
LMAO! Your question isn't funny it's just realizing how odd this must sound to people who haven't watched the Keon Coleman presser and read the thread about it.
The log cabin one has yet to be beaten
Wattpad, Fanfiction dot net and AO3 bout to go CRAZY. Lemons galore.
What a pro wants?
That commercial needs to never air again
Let me wager you a chubby Asian man getting photoshopped a 60 inch vert
DON'T LET ME GoOoOoOoOo
What a pro needs
This commercial feels like something from a 2k myplayer cut scene. I hate it.
Keon Coleman is a good player and I believe in him
me too thanks
I want to believe you, but your dual flair makes me hesitant. Sorry, I had to say it while I still can. Bears are going to ball out this season, and Jaguars have every reason to as well.
Reportedly Josh Allen texted Stefon Diggs earlier this offseason prior to his trade to say, “You’re still the one”, but it appears they are no longer having fun and he is in fact not still the one.
It's weird that our star linebacker is already threatening a rookie on another team like this.
That's what $100 million does to a guy
Tell me about it, Stud.
Ay yo
If Josh wants him I want him
*Hoo Hoo Hoo, Honey!*
Wow, thought this would be the first comment. We're old.
Replace the Shai/Chet AT&T commercial with a Keon/Allen Macy’s winter coat commercial.
I would do anything not to hear that fucking AT&T commercial again...
Diggs must’ve turned him down for 1am IHop runs
Well, that would certainly explain why they had to get his ass out of buffalo.
Waffle house. And Keon cooked for Josh.
Reminds me of the unbreakable bromance just a short couple years ago between this wide receiver called Stefon Diggs and his quarterback
Its a story the jedis dont want you to hear
Josh getting frisky in the DMs
I got that same text. That two timing bastard!
"for the draft?" "what draf- oh right yeah that."
Could you imagine how hot it would be if they scissored. I mean that’s a solid pick up for the bills
haha yea.. wait what?
him to me...
For a rookie receiver to have his franchise QB say , I want you has to be a confidence builder for Keon
Thanks Magic
Josh Allen commented further noting Keon for his unparalleled route running and frugal shopping advice
Pause
I wonder if Josh was losing. his. goddam. MIND when Beane kept trading down.
As opposed to Nah sorry dude, didn’t want your bum ass.
He texted him the day of his too 30 visit
Well, allegedly we chose Coleman (after the top 4 were gone) because Allen preferred him.
An Upstate Love Story
What a pro wants
All in my ass.
Kelvin Benjamin drooled and licked his chops at Golden Corral, eyeing the biggest piece of fried chicken. “You’re the one I want, I need you, now ❤️” he says.
I literally came here to cntrl + f "Kelvin"
A random Grease has appeared
This kid is so damn likable. He seems like a good kid. His parents did a great job raising him.
So bromantic
What a pro wants, what a pro needs
You're the one that I want, you are the one I want! Ooh, ooh, ooooh!
Freak ahh
What a pro wants
Hailee Steinfeld better watch out
Pause
Hot af
Imma just say, beware letting your super stud QB make your draft picks.
Wasn't he super amped up about the coach they shitcanned last year too? That was his guy.
This is some steamy stuff. Take notes /r/RomanceBooks
Allen was probably just texting him lyrics from Grease. *You're the one that I want ooh ooh ooh honey*
I miss when news stories weren’t tweets and texts between people.
True love is magical
kiss me\^
Sick of the drops
This song plays in the first pass to Keon County in practice: https://youtu.be/KNZH-emehxA?t=50
Pause
No diddy
What a pro wants..... what a pro needs.
Red Lobster: Kelvin Benjamin texted me "You're the guy I want"
He's got chills....they're multiplying.
Doesn't even follow up with a no Diddy after the nerve of this guy
You are my fire. The one desire
1st Team All-*Pause* comment made there by Josh...
Allen: "You were not the first choice. But you are the last one and the right one."
I feel like Buffalo should have drafted Worthy and had him run as fast as he can and Allen throw as far as he can.
Bby