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Shotgun_Sam

The Nooch is loose!


Sharcbait

Send him to the Giants to battle it out with Tommy Cutlets for the stereotype qb role.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Sadly for their contracts, they don't get to face a Joe Barry led defense every week.


LovelehInnit

The loser will sleep with the fishes.


pseudotunas

Somebody has to keep company with Jimmy Hoffa.


magicMerlinV

Loser goes to the dolphins?


thedude37

"You may run North Jersey but you don't run your uncle Ben!"


Ex_Astris

Do you go to the doctor or the mechanic to get that treated?


unseth

Mr. Been Canned


Zero_Originality

No longer a slow white Bronco.


RedDragons8

Nucci Gang Nucci Gang Nucci Gang Nucci Gang


Tedums_Precious

My Ben loves do cocaine


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

I DiNucci that coming.


Consistent_Spread209

It's anti-Italian discrimination.


Domecoming

What did Tony Soprano say? Something like, "They hate us because our name ends in a vowel!"


Beginning_Ratio8422

He also didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete


ThePrussianGrippe

Small hands.


RamblinWreckGT

Smell like cabbage. Wait, wrong reference.


i3f8j

Nuclear War and… carnies.


CT1914Clutch

#AH SON OF A BITCH


PippoKPax

He’s a goddamn hot house flower, that’s his problem


redhotphishpigeons

He was a brave Italian quarterback! And in this house Ben DiNucci is a hero! End of story!


unclekisser

"Get the FUCK back on the FUCKING practice squad!" ... "You're doing a great job, Ben!"


thedude37

It's just a stutter step...


DoinDoinDoinUrDad

You think I started this life 10 minutes ago? A guy hands you a light contract, it's only the beginning


IStillLikeBeers

So, what? No fuckin' ziti now?


thedude37

OOOHHHHHH!!!


SerCumferencetheroun

Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox


alamodafthouse

Hey Tone, did ya hear what I said? I said, "Now go home and get your fucking shinebox." Heh-Heh


thedude37

20 years in the can


Oakroscoe

And not a peep


amidon1130

That better not be DiNucci up there!


theresabeeonyourhat

If they say Gotti, we say Giuliani!


ColeHoops

What is this THE FUCKING UN NOW?


CT1914Clutch

I hate-da (NFC) North!


ARGOAT12

Perna in shambles!


Unbannedmeself

Of course they do it the first day of his vacation lol


Drakengard

Literally fired on your day off.


gpcampbell92

Perna got fired from the show he runs? New worst worst worst day ever.


Drakengard

If it could happen to someone, it would somehow be Perna. He's just be talking to himself in a mirror.


pseudotunas

There will be a new channel, hosted by Chiefs Superfan Prendan Berna.


gpcampbell92

You shut your gold toothed mouth, 49er.


EvidenceExtension128

As a neutral, watching him have 15 different types of aneurysms everytime Patrick Mahomes does something insane is hilarious


My_massive_dingaling

As a Mahomes hater I also do those 15 different types of aneurysms everyone Patrick Mahomes does something insane but nobody around me thinks it’s hilarious it’s always “Oh are you alright?” Or “Mommy what’s wrong with that man?”


EvidenceExtension128

That’s cause you haven’t started an YouTube channel yet!! If you’re gonna be a social outcast and in constant pain because of your #1 passion in life, you might as well make money off it


Zero_Originality

Just look at Steve Dangle.


Tattered_Reason

As a Chiefs fan I also find those 15 types of aneurysms every time Patrick Mahomes does something insane to be hilarious.


Fit_Use9941

Ben Dinuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccci


Sufficient-Pin-481

No one would know who he is if it wasn’t for Perna, at least I wouldn’t.


Serdones

This is Seattle Sea Dragons erasure. Oh wait, UFL already erased them.


ninsklog

RIP ;'(


abris33

He started a game for the Cowboys. 2020 DiNucci hype was pretty fun


84jrosales

He was the best QB on that field too!


Casexcasey

He wasn't exactly lighting the world on fire, but at least Ben DiNucci didn't do [this.](https://youtu.be/ivKHQiHJeAY?si=dCj3esqsXU8AeIFe)


84jrosales

Oh he was garbage out there. Wentz just played a special type of garbage that game though. Lol


zombiebillnye

Hey now, us JMU fans would know him.


woodzy133

He’s the one who made the upside down Dallas hats that everyone seems to be wearing around DFW now


Meat-n-Potatoes

Don't you disrespect tha Nuch


originalusername4567

Ben Dinuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchi!


Geeekaaay

Is this the twilight zone? Same top comment, different subreddit. Love me some ThatsGoodSports!


Rulligan

Something of this magnitude would make his blopten


deucemcsizzles

So glad this it the top comment lmao. Ben DiNUUUUUUUUUUCIIIIIIII


outsiderkerv

Bring him home 🥹


jbertrand_sr

His sorrow is immense...


eugene_rat_slap

Aight Falcons you know what to do


JalensTinyPPHurts

People meme him, but I do think nucci is a good camp /practice squad qb


godlittleangel6666

People will shut up when he’s in the Super Bowl this year (he won free tickets in a charity raffle)


originalusername4567

Falcons will have 6 QB's on their 53 man roster


BrotherSeamus

I'm in danger of running this joke into the ground, but I genuinely believe the Falcons will have the best starting rotation in all of baseball


Achillor22

And 4 of them will be injured. 


Kealion

The new QB factory!


pseudotunas

>The new QB disposal!


chemaster0016

He'll adapt, he's flexible. That's why his name is Bendy Nucci.


OogieBoogieJr

He can breathe life into a struggling franchise. That’s why his name is Bendy NewQi.


TroyMacClure

Time for a "Decision" special where the Nooch chooses his UFL team.


Slo_Chill

Ben DiCision?


Misdirected_Colors

Dude is the Jameis of XFL/UFL. Threw for a ton of yards and tds but was also a pure turnover machine.


yesrushgenesis2112

If he can manage better than Dormandy I’m sure he could end up on the Wade Phillips-coached Brahmas.


F1rst-name-last-name

I’ll be taking my talents to North Alabama


pseudotunas

Mr Benevolent Chooser


Cutlet_Master69420

Mr. Boned Chucker


17_Saints

The Falcons will pick him up


blocksmith52

Sean Payton was holding him back fr


Zero_Originality

"I actually brought in Wilson to cut DiNucci. It was all planned on our boards." - Sean Payton (probably)


rhondamian

#I DID IT ALL FOR DINUCCI


OakleysnTie

Come on!


chicken_riggies

there it is


elmatador12

I met him with my son when he was doing a signing for the Seattle Sea Dragons. He seemed super interested in knowing more about my son and asked him a ton of questions. It made my son’s day. It made him feel super special and he and he still talks about it today. Hope he lands on his feet. He will always have a fan in me and my son.


femboymariners

SeaDragons legend


HotGarbage

Still bummed about that one.


emmasdad01

How could a team ever?!?!


jlgar

I am absolutely stunned.


TheOtherDaytonFlyers

Rough week in Harrisonburg, first it floods now this


andrewthetechie

Been watching clips of the JMU floods on TikTok. Crazy stuff!


dolphintailslap

When I walked out of UREC the tunnel was like half full lmao


WayyTooFarAbove

I guess we know who won the QB battle


gopaloo

zach wilson cumming to sling bombs and fuck moms!


Masterofmy_domain

Zach Wilson is inevitable, you just can't kill the guy.... No matter how hard you try.


Quick-Newt-5651

And your O-line tried reeeallly hard.


BingBongFYL6969

Paxton Lynch?


Ccdy430

John Matocha!


InstaNormie0

I just fell to my knees in the Harrisonburg Walmart


right-sized

Just fell to my knees in Mr Chips 


Instagrimm

Just fell to my knees at Jack Brown’s.


CapsDrago7

Just fell to my knees in D Hall


whyd_you_kill_doakes

Just fell to my knees in Convo


haotududis

Just fell to my knees in Carrier


genesiskiller96

Brandon will not be happy with this.


Qbert997

Praying for Perna 🙏


MusksStepSisterAunt

That animal, Sean Payton, DiNucci was just a kid!


CapnMalcolmReynolds

I think we will be ok. Or not. Either way, this affects nothing besides clearing up a roster spot.


J-Fid

**NOT DA NOOCH!!!**


Archaic_Sack

Wadda we doin here!


manbuckets2001

#bringhimbackhome


Glassamphibian1

DiNucci will return then things will be Gucci


Kyrosiv

He belongs in New Jersey


Masterofmy_domain

The Italian QB Association of America already assigned that region to Tommy DeVito sorry.


Major_Wager75

Cowboys legend


FreestyleKneepad

The nooch is looch


ConstructionHonest80

Zach Wilson killed The Nooch


justlookingokaywyou

Just fell to my knees in a Terrible's.


Is12345aweakpassword

Farewell Ben, we hardly knew ye Like, literally hardly knew


sysproc

This is surprising considering all the draft picks the Broncos gave to the Seattle Seadragons for DiNicci.


BlueHighwindz

Needed to make room for Zilson.


GHamPlayz

This is DiPressing


ConstantineMonroe

Having Zach Wilson and Gucci Dinucci on 1 team was deemed an unfair competitive advantage so the league forced the Broncos to release one of them


Feler42

NOT THE NOOCH


Brocks_UCL

His power rivals that of GEQBUS If the vikings pick up the Nooch there is no way they lose a game


intense_in_tents

Just fell to my knees in Casa Bonita


ThatOneguy580

Perna just fell to his knees in a Walmart


Poetryisalive

DiNucci is better than Zack and that other dude wtf 😂


athrowawayiguesslol

I very much doubt that. There’s a reason he hasn’t made an nfl roster since 2021


VAisforLizards

Terry Fontenot has entered the chat


Mr7three2

Not the Nucci


Casul_Tryhard

RIP Seattle Seadragons legend Ben DiNucci


Levarien

*thumb and finger pinch in the air* gesture that I just learned is called the "Che vuoi?"


jetdude19

Seattle SeaDragons legend


Googoogahgah88889

I mean it makes sense. The Broncos did *GeT tHe Qb ThEy WaNtEd AlL aLoNgGgg*


Ok-Day4899

Back to the UFL!


Hoyarugby

Was one of the sadder moments in recent NFL history, a fanbase going wild over their 4th string qb entirely because he was italian


SunriseSurprise

Ripe for the Falcons apparently


DeuceOfDiamonds

We'd best snatch him up, just in case.


just-the-tip__

FUCK. SEASON OVER


germy813

FUTURE HALL OF FAMER* BEN DINUCCI


NCHouse

End of an era


TetrisTech

This is bad for the sport


OldPollution7225

Bears need that veteran QB for Williams to learn under.


I_only_post_here

is Brett Rypien a joke to you?


chingy1337

Rypien is an excellent teacher for him. I honestly could see him becoming a QB coach some day.


[deleted]

Who?


sgt_dismas

The Falcons latest signing.


mik537

Not the Nooch!


notwhoyouknow12

The audacity


DangleSnipeCely

Do we owe him for the next 2 years?


moustachedelait

Smart, we're waiting on which team will be on hard knocks, so he can join that team.


funnybone3122

Bad decision, giving the rest of the league access to Ben dinucci.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

1100 yds, 6 tds and 8 ints in college. How did this dude even get drafted?


athrowawayiguesslol

You’re just looking at his Pittsburgh stats. He had a lot more volume at James Madison afterwards


Foreign-Geologist112

He’s about to be your problem - Steelers fans 


DoctorFenix

UFL 2025


yesrushgenesis2112

Brahmas and Panthers(Michigan) have probably already called.


aquariumdrinker14

Sean Payton said it’s because Nix is Patrick Mahomes


seidinove

End of an era.


MilesTheGoodKing

*sad Italian noises*


bigdaddyfrombefore20

He's going to the Falcons


mcolwander90

Future Michigan Panthers legend.


rallar8

An Italian-American Icon before his time.


Deep-Ad2155

Who?


IPAH8R2231

OH NO NOT NUCH


Jonjon428

We are all in shambles on this day


christianhelps

I really thought he was their guy alongside Ben DiNovure


lazysoup12

[RIP GUCCI DINUCCI](https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1564073099276046336?t=9LZbgVFIieCgndQQpSdebg&s=19)


Roblox_Morty

It’s joever


Biggest_Cans

🤌 in shambles


SporkFanClub

Who’s he gonna duke it out with for the next backup job?


borked-spork

Who?


MakeShiftPT

It’s over


titus916

Bo must be gucci if they released DiNucci


Stickin8or

Someone check on Perna


hotstickywaffle

That is not Gucci at all


Crushalot12

Fools!


ruttin_mudders

Damn, back to the Jomboy Warehouse.


The-Real-Number-One

The Chiefs still have their WR Ben DinSpread (at least that is what the cops keep calling him).


MJ134

Future HOFer Ben DiNucci*


Vividlarvae

Cowboys legend


Scuba_2

It’s over


notsingsing

WITH DENUCCI WE GUCCI


seattlesportsguy

Sea Dragons legend


ashcat724

Don't come back to Pittsburgh, Nooch. the Rooneys hate former Pitt Panthers


Darth_Creeper10

Welp guess he's gotta wait for the Sea Dragons to be added to the UFL.


[deleted]

Oeeeooh! 🤌


dolphintailslap

Roll dukes


jeopardychamp77

I’m still happy for the guy. He parlayed his limited ability into a short NFL career. How many can say they did that?


Caps23

A Pitt Panthers legend should make his return to the Steel City


Ok_Group4676

Back to the shadow realm noodle boy


Sure_Information3603

Awwhhhh! Hecky Naaaww!


juanitomatito

Oh the Zach Wilson era is HERE 😎🚀