> but I'm certain he now regrets them
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0) You've never met a narcissist have you?
Living in Albany, we all knew he was broke as fuck.
Dude stopped paying dues to the Arena league and got his team kicked out, he locked the players out of the locker room and refused to pay them. Was stiffing local businesses too apparently.
Always had some wild excuse, that typically boiled down to "disrespect" but everyone knew he was broke for years, or close to it.
It always sounded like he just never paid for anything and gave fuck all about consequences. Ironically, by not paying for anything he probably owes way more and it’s part of the reason for the bankruptcy.
He’s lucky the NFL has a pension that he’ll continue to blow and not pay for stuff.
>He’s lucky the NFL has a pension that he’ll continue to blow and not pay for stuff.
Oh phew, I'm glad he's still better off than a lot of working people.
Players dont qualify until they are 55 without taking a steep discount and its not some vast sum. They range from 20k to 200k a year fully vested
He is probably somewhere in the upper middle of that based on how many years he played. So a bit over 100k a year, if he waited 20 years to start collecting
That hot air balloon don't come out until next year where in the fuuuuuck did you get it? 80 million bucks gone where in the fuuuuuck did you spend it?
I empathize with the judge. At least the Attorney is choosing to represent him.
PS. I have a feeling that attorney who does represent him doesn't get paid. "Here's the bill for my time Mr. Brown." "SIKE! I'm Bankrupt, bitch!"
Attorneys have a superpriority claim in bankruptcy cases, so they (basically) always get something. I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to weasel out of it, though.
Any attorney that willingly accepts Antonio Brown as a client deserves the fate they receive. He's very obviously a terrible client with a years long track record of being insane. You turn that consultation down 10/10 times and go home to your family satisfied that you said yes to a peaceful life.
Chapter 11 doesn't mean you aren't broke. Chapter 11 is primarily for businesses, but apparently individuals can also apply for it if they don't qualify for 7/13.
Even chapter 11 means he needs to try and renegotiate with creditors and liquidate non-liquid assets to pay debt.
A.B.: "don't worry, I'll totally pay you back"
Lenders: "Mr Brown, we can't just take you at your word, you haven't exactly shown the best financial decision making in the past"
A.B.: "you're saying I'm bad with money? At least I wasn't stupid enough to lend money to Antonio Brown"
Actually from what I can recall individuals that file chapter 11 bankruptcy are just too heavily in debt to file chapter 13 and don't want to liquidate assets with a chapter 7 filling but I may be wrong.
Bankruptcy Attorney here - that's essentially correct. 13 and 11 are both restructurings. 13 is for individuals alone but it has a debt limit (which had been increased but just reverted back because Congress refused to extend it due to 1 person's hold on the bill - thanks Congress!).
11 has no debt limits and also allows for Plans that can go up to 10 years (13 is 5 max). But 11 comes with more requirements for reporting and Plan confirmation is more laborious (Creditors can vote).
The butterfly effect from him not paying his home chef $10k is truly spectacular. Cost him millions of dollars in incentives and future salary. Not to even mention the damage it did to our season.
The real butterfly effect is from him being unable to handle Juju winning team MVP. That started the spiral that began once he was traded to the Raiders.
It actually started with him arriving to training camp in 2018 by helicopter. The saga reached its first of several climaxes just a year later when he arrived to Raiders camp in a hot air balloon
The Real Butterfly effect is probably the concussion that tipped his brain over the edge into crazyland and that seems to be even before he was drafted into the NFL.
That’s not why he randomly stormed off and quit mid-game. The team was happy to keep him. And raiders were happy to give him multiple chances. He’s just off his rocker
It's this weird part of reddit where when you're an unlikable person, whether it's for good reason or not, people try to rewrite everything about you to make you seem worse.
Like, Kanye west is a piece of shit racist, but he's undeniably super successful and rich.
Deshaun watson is a rapist too, but people act like he's always been a terrible qb and wasn't an up and coming super star who has had some injury issues and some underperformances
Sean Payton is pretty unlikable but people legit tried to say he was worse than hackett last year
It's hard sometimes when conversations get so warped on here by people's desires to virtue signal. Like yes, some people are pieces of shit. But if reddit was around in the 90s people would be talking about how overrated of a running back oj was.
Mister Broke Clown.
And just like everyone else in this situation, when you were being warned repeatedly how it would end you gave the world the finger. Again and again and again.
I got no sympathy for broke mofos who spent years screaming that they're invincible and can do whatever they want.
Dude clowned his way out of 30 million dollars from the Raiders, hopped on a call with his grandma, overjoyed, and she replied to him, "I told you it was all going to work out."
Work out? You burned 30 million dollars just 4 years before declaring bankruptcy.
As soon as the call dropped, gram gram finished her sentence
“I told you it was going to work out…. For all your haters. You’re gonna give them so much content”
It's like the Chappelle Show story about Rick James when charlie Murphy says "my brother Eddie is real compassionate, and he was like, 'Rick needs help' and I was like 'We just gave him some help! We whopped his ass! Bet he wont be stomping on couches any more'"
What issues?
Formally diagnosed or armchair speculation?
If speculation, how do you determine atypical behavior is the result of mental health issues, and not simply being a very self-centered person who is used to getting his way since he's a famous (formerly) rich athlete (plus drugs)?
I especially hate this man for buying the Albany NY arena football team that had back to back championships and then promptly tanking the team that it went out of business.
Business is, in fact, not boomin'.
Mr Business Crashed
Mr. Bounced Check
Mr Bad Credit
Mr Bankruptcy Chapter11
Mr Beleaguered Coinpurse
Mr Broke Child
Mr. Borrow Change
Mr Blighted Coffers
Mr. Burnt Cash
Mr. Bad CPA
Mr. Belated Cashflows
Mr Bit Coin
Even Gronk was like ME KNOW THAT NOT REAL MONEY
Mr. Broke Clown
Mr Borrows Cash
Mr. Bankruptcy Court
Mr. Blown Cash
Mr Broken Cashflow
Mr. Bankrupt Clown
Mr. Begging Change
Hes only been out of the league for 3 years. Absolutely pathetic
Well, according to Spotrac, his career earnings is only $80.7 million. It's hard to survive on that in today's economy.
That's about 6 and a half avocado toasts here in Los Angeles.
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Dude left a lot of money on the table too, he probably thought he was soooo cooool with his antics, but I'm certain he now regrets them
Nah he probably still blames everyone else for all his problems
Maybe Antonio Brown and I aren’t so different after all.
Mr. Brown Compatible
Mr. Begrudged Companion
Mr Blames Compatriots
Mr. Blames Canada
> but I'm certain he now regrets them [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0) You've never met a narcissist have you?
Dudes got a cranium full of mashed potato brains, I doubt it. He probably thinks he was screwed over.
I have a feeling the dude has significant CTE and really has no idea WTF he is doing from day to day.
This is the ONLY overused r/nfl meme that I love because people are some creative fuckers in this thread lol
Mr. Beneficial Content
Mr. Bespoke Calumnies
Mr. Bountiful Combinations
Mr. Beatific Conversations
No one knows what it means, but it's *provacative*!
It's the gift that keeps giving Mr Bottomless Content
Mr. Bountiful Copypastas
It's not comparable because each one is unique. It's not the copy/pasta "aNtOnIo gatEs plAyed basketball hurdur"
Mr. Basketball College
Jesus Christ you creative fucks are amazing Mr bountiful creations
And every seventh reply is someone saying they'll always love it. Like ads.
Then sprinkle in the occasional comment on what another person should or should not be enjoying.
Mr. Brilliant Comedian
Mr. Boundless Comedy
I agree. The NBA thread has the same thing for LeBron. People are way more creative than me lol
Mr. Basketball Connoisseur
Mr Bronny Complement
Is the NBA one "Mr. BC" or is it a different setup?
It's just Le(Thing). LeGM, LeTired, LeCoach, etc.
LeTired? Well, take a nap. Then fire ze missle!
Damn that's an old one
wtf mate? awesome reference
Fucking kangaroos
LeJoke
Grandma I'm fucked!
Fly like a Fuuuccckkkk!
Mr. Blasted Cheeks
Mr. Blown Currency
Mr Belated Clarity
It’s notable that he referred to himself as “Mr. Big Checks” not “Mr. Smart Investment”
Mr Bankrupt Cretin
And the award for least surprising bankruptcy of all time goes to……
It’s always the ones you most suspect
Mr. Budget Crunch
Mr. Bounces Checks
Living in Albany, we all knew he was broke as fuck. Dude stopped paying dues to the Arena league and got his team kicked out, he locked the players out of the locker room and refused to pay them. Was stiffing local businesses too apparently. Always had some wild excuse, that typically boiled down to "disrespect" but everyone knew he was broke for years, or close to it.
It always sounded like he just never paid for anything and gave fuck all about consequences. Ironically, by not paying for anything he probably owes way more and it’s part of the reason for the bankruptcy. He’s lucky the NFL has a pension that he’ll continue to blow and not pay for stuff.
>He’s lucky the NFL has a pension that he’ll continue to blow and not pay for stuff. Oh phew, I'm glad he's still better off than a lot of working people.
Players dont qualify until they are 55 without taking a steep discount and its not some vast sum. They range from 20k to 200k a year fully vested He is probably somewhere in the upper middle of that based on how many years he played. So a bit over 100k a year, if he waited 20 years to start collecting
The sad thing is the average lifespan of a former NFL player is like 60 years old so they're only going to be collecting for 5 years on average.
Mr. Believable Consequences
Mr. Bankruptcy Certain
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Respectfully, I have no idea what this sentence means.
We are better off not knowing, I feel.
As a lurker of jerkers. Best you dont try to find out 😂
I hate that I do
Stop race gatekeeping Plenty of edgy black people I mean Antonio brown exists does he not
He's not edgy , he's just an idiot
According to Spotrac he made $80.7 million during his career (2010-2021). Damn.
That hot air balloon don't come out until next year where in the fuuuuuck did you get it? 80 million bucks gone where in the fuuuuuck did you spend it?
You must have the tax man's eyes on your back, 'cause you ain't got money to the ceiling.
Wow nba players make so much more
This guy is going to be nightmare in bankruptcy court. I empathize with this attorney and all of the attorneys that will quit. Yikes.
I empathize with the judge. At least the Attorney is choosing to represent him. PS. I have a feeling that attorney who does represent him doesn't get paid. "Here's the bill for my time Mr. Brown." "SIKE! I'm Bankrupt, bitch!"
Attorneys have a superpriority claim in bankruptcy cases, so they (basically) always get something. I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to weasel out of it, though.
Any attorney that willingly accepts Antonio Brown as a client deserves the fate they receive. He's very obviously a terrible client with a years long track record of being insane. You turn that consultation down 10/10 times and go home to your family satisfied that you said yes to a peaceful life.
Chapter 11 Bankruptcy for those who won't click the link. He says he's not broke.
Chapter 11 doesn't mean you aren't broke. Chapter 11 is primarily for businesses, but apparently individuals can also apply for it if they don't qualify for 7/13. Even chapter 11 means he needs to try and renegotiate with creditors and liquidate non-liquid assets to pay debt.
I would love to be a fly on the wall in a room where AB is negotiating with all the people he owes money to
A.B.: "don't worry, I'll totally pay you back" Lenders: "Mr Brown, we can't just take you at your word, you haven't exactly shown the best financial decision making in the past" A.B.: "you're saying I'm bad with money? At least I wasn't stupid enough to lend money to Antonio Brown"
I unironically agree with this hypothetical AB. It's the lenders fault for lending the money to someone who has a history of bad financial decisions.
Hypothetically yes, but then him saying that is basically telling them to not make that mistake again
Mr Bamboozled Creditors
How's it go? If you owe the bank a million dollars that's your problem. If you owe the bank a billion dollars it's the bank's problem.
How does he not call the bank lenders “Crackers!” In this scenario?
cause the lenders are Asian
He's got a point, you know.
Well he is in charge of CTESPN
Cracker of the Day: His accountant
Slight nit - you can file an 11 even if you technically qualify for a 7 or 13. You may have too many exposed assets for a 7 and choose an 11.
Actually from what I can recall individuals that file chapter 11 bankruptcy are just too heavily in debt to file chapter 13 and don't want to liquidate assets with a chapter 7 filling but I may be wrong.
Bankruptcy Attorney here - that's essentially correct. 13 and 11 are both restructurings. 13 is for individuals alone but it has a debt limit (which had been increased but just reverted back because Congress refused to extend it due to 1 person's hold on the bill - thanks Congress!). 11 has no debt limits and also allows for Plans that can go up to 10 years (13 is 5 max). But 11 comes with more requirements for reporting and Plan confirmation is more laborious (Creditors can vote).
Hmm... ahh yes. I, too, know things.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY LITERACY
You can't just say it...
I didn’t say it, I declared it
[Mmhm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccoj5lhLmSQ)
I didn't even get past chapter 1 of the book
Mr. Bankruptcy Code
Right this is creating a payment plan for his debts
Chapter 11 is debt restructuring that generally doesn't mean a complete liquidation of all assets
Mr Budget Catastrophe
The butterfly effect from him not paying his home chef $10k is truly spectacular. Cost him millions of dollars in incentives and future salary. Not to even mention the damage it did to our season.
The real butterfly effect is from him being unable to handle Juju winning team MVP. That started the spiral that began once he was traded to the Raiders.
It actually started with him arriving to training camp in 2018 by helicopter. The saga reached its first of several climaxes just a year later when he arrived to Raiders camp in a hot air balloon
Don’t forget he demanded to use a stone-age era helmet and that caused all sorts of controversy
And then he froze his feet in the cryo chamber
Haha, yes - I totally forgot about that one!
Or when he kicked the football at Mike Mayock
"Fine me for that!" Got fined for that
And hand painted a raiders logo on it!
It actually all started when Vontaze Burfict broke the defensive huddle and chose violence that one playoff game.
It all started when one of his dad's sperm found it's way to one of his mom's eggs.
it actually all started when he drop kicked that one kicker
Hurdles... KICKS a man!
no no, that was cool
Yeah that was the last cool thing he did
Burfict chose violence on every play.
Mr. Break Craniums
Where does the bleached mustache fit into this? That was my favorite part.
The Real Butterfly effect is probably the concussion that tipped his brain over the edge into crazyland and that seems to be even before he was drafted into the NFL.
That’s not why he randomly stormed off and quit mid-game. The team was happy to keep him. And raiders were happy to give him multiple chances. He’s just off his rocker
Mr. Bankruptcy Clown
MBC has never spoken truer words before.
Mr. Briefly Clearheaded
Mr. Broken Clock
Oh well. He had countless opportunities to fix himself, and resources to do so and he refused to do so every single time.
The dude will go down as the Kanye West of football. Absolute self destruction and mismanagement.
But at least he can impress idiots with inflammatory tweets about others. He’ll have that.
It’s impressive how many idiots flock to his Twitter. It’s like a bunch of moths* to a bright light, and equally gross and annoying.
Moths go to light. Mosquitoes like shade during the day
He doesn’t even post anymore lol it’s a bunch of interns
Tell that to Caitlin Clark
He’s not the person tweeting from that account suprised people still think he is
Well... Kanye is still finding success today. Plenty actually, he's just off his rocker
Kanye West releases his 11th consecutive #1 album in February 2024. Reddit Boomers: KaNyE's SeLfDeStRuCtIvE BeHaViOr LeD tO hiS dOwnFaLl
It's this weird part of reddit where when you're an unlikable person, whether it's for good reason or not, people try to rewrite everything about you to make you seem worse. Like, Kanye west is a piece of shit racist, but he's undeniably super successful and rich. Deshaun watson is a rapist too, but people act like he's always been a terrible qb and wasn't an up and coming super star who has had some injury issues and some underperformances Sean Payton is pretty unlikable but people legit tried to say he was worse than hackett last year It's hard sometimes when conversations get so warped on here by people's desires to virtue signal. Like yes, some people are pieces of shit. But if reddit was around in the 90s people would be talking about how overrated of a running back oj was.
I notice this all the time on here. The nfl subreddit of all places should know that the world rewards bad people all the time
wait jesus is king hit #1 when it came out? genuinely shocking
I know what your saying but Kanye is still worth 400 mil.
Is Kanye West broke? I really don’t care but is it a legitimate comparison?
Not even close
He could be a billionaire but instead he's only got a few hundred million. Poor guy.
Legit in terms of headcase, ego, and fall from grace. Kanye is most certainly *not* broke though.
Mister Broke Clown. And just like everyone else in this situation, when you were being warned repeatedly how it would end you gave the world the finger. Again and again and again. I got no sympathy for broke mofos who spent years screaming that they're invincible and can do whatever they want.
Dude clowned his way out of 30 million dollars from the Raiders, hopped on a call with his grandma, overjoyed, and she replied to him, "I told you it was all going to work out." Work out? You burned 30 million dollars just 4 years before declaring bankruptcy.
As soon as the call dropped, gram gram finished her sentence “I told you it was going to work out…. For all your haters. You’re gonna give them so much content”
I have no sympathy for this douchebag. Dudes a disgrace and obviously a clown who can't manage shit.
Couldn't happen to a bigger douche.
Mr Broke Catcher
Mr Bankruptcy Court
Mr Bereft Currency
Mr Bounced Checks
Mr. Bye-bye Cash
Mr Bygone Compensation
Mr Bad Choices
Mr. Broke Copypasta
No joke, he's on twitter today asking people about how to get into crypto lol.
maybe he should hit up tom
Does anyone have the long list of things he’s done since being in the league?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AntonioBrown/s/xtJ70RKdHW Think there may be an updated version though
I try to have compassion for people with mental health issues. But the guy is just so unlikable.
He had my compassion until he sexually assaulted someone
Obviously yes, but the doctor fart did it for me.
It's like the Chappelle Show story about Rick James when charlie Murphy says "my brother Eddie is real compassionate, and he was like, 'Rick needs help' and I was like 'We just gave him some help! We whopped his ass! Bet he wont be stomping on couches any more'"
What issues? Formally diagnosed or armchair speculation? If speculation, how do you determine atypical behavior is the result of mental health issues, and not simply being a very self-centered person who is used to getting his way since he's a famous (formerly) rich athlete (plus drugs)?
"You know, anybody can sue you, take you for whatever you got," Brown said. Yeah, those lawsuits didn't fall out of the sky.
"I just can't comply with debt." Um.... what?
I love this. Going to stop paying my mortgage immediately.
I wonder how many times this dude rolled into a strip club with 50,000 dollars.
Mr Bounced Check
Mr. Tom Brady, don’t bail him out this time. Let him rot as he should.
Dudes been going on misogynistic and homophobic rants every other day too. So fuck em, live in a box you piece of shit.
Dude is a dumbass.
Mr Bad Credit
Mr. Bankruptcy Court
Add it to the list…
What a fucking moron.
Did it to himself and wouldn’t accept help.
I especially hate this man for buying the Albany NY arena football team that had back to back championships and then promptly tanking the team that it went out of business.
Maybe he should arrive to his court appearance via hot air balloon 🧐
Mr. Bogusly Contrite
6-12 months until he’s boxing some influencer from TikTok