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That’s Andy Garcia and nobody is convincing me otherwise.

That's Tim Roth starring in a movie as Harvey Keitel.

I see a little Geraldo Rivera in there

i might be crazy but I think I see a little brad pitt

My name is Lt Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a team

I’m getting Adrian Brody vibes too.

Glad McCaffrey finally got a ring 

He looks like the villain in a kids movie, like the corrupt mayor who's trying to bulldoze the youth center or some shit

"Get rid of the playground so we could build a mall!"

In order to beat Andy Reid, one must become Andy Reid.

He has to bulk another 200 pounds theres always next year niner fans

That’s what training camp nuggies are for.

He’ll need a side of cheeseburger too

All he’s has to do is become a dysfunctional father, a crazy Mormon and morbidly obese and he’ll have a superbowl in no time

Reid is Mormon? Someone should tell his kids

Not quite as impressive as Sir Arthur Smith’s – but you’ve got something here Kyle. Keep up the good work

I don't think my opinion of any coach has shifted more than my opinion Matt Eberflus based on adding facial hair alone. He just looks so much more competent

He went from green to grizzled.

that’s a jeff fisher stache if I’ve ever seen one, 49ers going 8-9 confirmed

Yeah just a little short of Dave Wannstedt too.

Don Kyle-ione

Looks a little like Aaron Rodgers with the slicked hair and mustache

Shanahan’s running for vice president I heard

Imagine being Brandon Aiyuk last week, embroiled in contract drama all offseason. You finally force a face to face meeting with the top Niners brass, and then walk into the room to see Kyle Shanahan sporting slicked back hair and this salt and pepper porn stache. I honestly can't believe BA didn't sign his new contract then and there. Congrats to CMC on his wedding.

Nice try. Nothing will be able to best the glorious beard Eberflus has grown in the off season

Well, I guess it worked for Reid?

he looks like a robber baron.

So when we make the movie about Brock Purdy’s rise to stardom we’re going to cast Adrian Brody to play Kyle, right?

We should also cast Trey Lance to play Patrick Mahomes

And waste the golden opportunity to cast Kermit? Idk.

Dude thinks he will finally win a Super Bow if he copies Reid

Whatever it takes. If he also wants to put on 175lbs between now and September I’m all for that too. Double up on the Reid-isms

He truly is Kendall Roy IRL

He needs to grab the mic and rap C to the MC tonight

He looks like a mob boss.

Kyle needs to commit to this look for the season now. It’s only right

Kittle's Dr. Disrespect stache more bold: https://imgur.com/a/mNJtLfG

Yeah if we could no longer reference that creep that would be greaaaaat.

[https://x.com/49ers/status/1557200263168946176](https://x.com/49ers/status/1557200263168946176) That aged like milk.

man he's so entertaining. couldn't he have waited like a year to start erping or whatever

If Aaron Rodgers and Stephen Colbert had a love child

Ari must be bored today.

Kittle really needs to shave that Brillo pad scruff

L to the OG

Howard Stark

Looks like the Walt Disney of the NFL. 

This of course would be the kind of shit mods would leave up.

Not often the girl is four years older than the millionaire celebrity.