Nah, that's what the rest of the NFL doesn't understand about Lions fans...you all think we don't know our team sucks...lol. Nobody insults the Lions more than we Lions fans do...I mean, if we weren't able to mock our own team first, we'd be as insufferable as Cowboys fans... ;-)
Even Fans bumble around until the clock ticks to zero
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Commentary:
Romo: âu/new_wave_gremlin71 will be able to get this offâŚâ
Nantz: âGremlin takes off *typing* his commentâŚ*WHOA, I donât think this is gonna work out!â*
Romo: âIt will, he will be able to post this, he would have planned for this, he has timeâŚâ
*gremlinâs pitbull runs into his keyboard*
Nantz: âHis pitbull gets in the way⌠THE ROASTâS OVER!â
Tony: ââŚoOoh my goshâŚâ
Toneh: âOOH MY GOSH, THE ROAST IS OVER! AAUHHH HE DIDâŚ!â
Nantz: âOooh theyâre gonna look at thisâŚâ
Romo: âitâs, itâs gonna be overâŚ.cuz the OP has to have this typed up in drafts or a notes app, of course itâs RIDICULOUS for a Roast to end like that, Jim! Wow, I am *livid* if I am a Giants fan, and if Iâm a 9er fanâŚ.â
Ref: *âTHATâS THE END OF THE ROASTâ*
Romo: âThe Roast is over! The Roast is over!â
I tried to find a way to look at the posts in alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys, but they didn't show up.
Just like the Cowboys in the post season.
Last time they won the Super Bowl the Nintendo 64 had not been released, Ask Jeeves was still in development and Prince Charles/Princess Diana were still married.
The Cowboys *are* Americaâs Team. A decaying empire long past its peak, run by billionaire old white men who fill positions of power via pure nepotism and who seek only to amass as much wealth as possible before they die by exploiting the underpaid labor of minorities, blackmailing taxpayers into covering their bills, and cashing in on the gullibility of deluded idiots nationwide desperately hoping for an impossible return to glory days.
Well when was the last time America was good? And you've been hearing it called the greatest country in the world your whole damn life! We're just living up to the namesake.
The Cowboys have never beaten Brady, but Washington has done it twice. Thatâs a fact I love pointing out to all my Cowboy fan friends.
This was the first time, in 2003:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oncJ8lV8LiE&t=2s
Alternate:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p49hBeApvzU
Spurrier beating Bellichek will always be one of the funniest moments that you have to wtf at looking back on it. They literally won their next 13 to end the season/playoffs after that loss lmao
Yep. In 2003, Patriots started out their season 2-2, with the two losses being 31-0 to the Bills week 1, and 20-17 to Washington week 4. They would end the regular season by beating the Bills 31-0 and didnât go on to lose another game until week 8 the following year.
That could be comparable to the Cowboys ten years prior. Coming off their third SB victory, they started 0-2, since Emmitt sat out because of a contract dispute. The first being to a 4-12 Washington team and the second to the 12-4 Bills after beating them in the SB. After the Bills game, Charles Haley threw his helmet at Jerry Jones in the locker room demanding he pay Emmitt.
If the Pats beat the Cowboys last season, the overall series would have been tied with Dallas having the first seven wins and NE having the next seven wins.
Bro I was literally thinking earlier wow itâs cooled down a lot since yesterday and I checked my phone and itâs 98 degrees. Tbf thatâs still down 10 degrees from last week.
Leafs fans are the cowboy fans of the nhl. They have the biggest fan base, are usually above average, havenât won a championship since the invention of the dvd, havenât had meaningful playoff win in forever, and talk all the time
It's weird to me that one of the most hockey-obsessed big cities in the world just hasn't been able to get a cup for decades.
It would be like if a pro football team in Texas of all places couldn't--oh wait.
Cannot overemphasize "talk all the time"
Goddamn blue dudes, just go into hibernation for a decade and maybe you'll have a team that has it put together.
As a lifelong Warriors fan since 2015 I appreciate this. I almost jumped off the bandwagon in 2020 but i stayed loyal to my team and now weâre champions againđĽđĽđ¤đ¤đĽđĽ
Iâm always confused that everybody says that Cowboys fans are bandwagoners. They havenât won anything in over 2 decades, the wheels fell off the wagon ages ago.
Because there is an overlap between people born in the late 80's and early 90's and people who are Cowboys/Yankees/Lakers fans. It's basically an older meme. But it checks out. And stays relevant.
Tbf it was a pretty 1/1 team
If the Chiefs had a team that was both a serious contender for the best team of all time and the [most badass team of all time](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/upgyg2/oc_i_used_math_to_rank_all_2053_teams_in_nfl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Iâd probably still be talking about it
To be fair, other fans bring up the 90's Cowboys more than we do, by a factor of like 500. Its all you fuckers ever do, "hurr durr, 26 years and counting".
Every single thread a Cowboys fan say anything, you will see at least one other fanbase bring up the 90's Cowboys.
True.
Coworker who was born and raised in Georgia is a Cowboys fan because of her father apparently, who was also born and raised in Georgia but didn't wish to muster the Falcons losing back in the day for the glory days of Tom Landry, i.e. a bandwagoner.
She's also a Lakers fan and a Braves fan and the jumping around makes me crazy.
Can you really call Dallas fans bandwagon fans? Dallas hasnât been good in 20+ years. Being on a bandwagon for 20+ years should graduate you to a real fan, right? Especially riding a bandwagon through multiple rough stretches without any real good stretches?
I guess my question is, when does a bandwagon fan become a real fan?
Realistically anyone who still rocks the star and posts here is long past the statute of limitations for bandwagonry.
Though there are people like my cousin who could maybe remember Dak/Zeke's name on a good day, who haven't watched a non-playoff game on purpose in over 10 years, and will get defensive and angry if you say the Cowboys suck.
Those kinda people I'd still say are 20 year bandwagoners
Hard to roast you guys from where I sit, to be completely fair. You've got a proven winner at HC, the best QB in the division, a highly-touted and highly-paid RB, and a defense that plays very well when it's clicking.
Surely...**this** is your year, right?
Here, let me fix that for you. The truth is way more embarrassing
The iPod was invented, sold millions, and discontinued since the Cowboysâ last ***divisional round*** win.
People make fun of Yinzers saying, "STILLERS GUNNA SUPAH BUHWL", but they've been 3 times and won 2 in this century. The Dallas Cowboys haven't gone since the Clinton Administration and every year is still their got-damned year, including this one...
Not only that, it's Detroit's only playoff win since the merger, and it was a 38-6 romp, too. They would've been ridiculed much more for that if they hadn't won 3 Super Bowls in the next 4 years.
The last play vs the 49ers epitomizes cowboy fans sex lives.
Rush right down the middle, try to do everything themselves, blow it in 14 seconds and then blame anyone but themselves for a disappointing finish.
The 2007 Cowboys with 13 Pro Bowlers lost a home playoff game to a 'We only try hard on the road' Giants squad whose QB had fewer touchdowns, fewer passing yards, and more turnovers than 2006 Rex Grossman.
It's a little known fact, but when Favre left the Packers, he actually met with Jerry Jones to explore the idea of going to the Cowboys after the Jets.
Jerry was impressed with Favre's resume, but ultimately decided against it because of Favre's alcohol and prescription drug habits. Jerry simply didn't think he could trust his team with such a lightweight.
Hereâs what an AI thinks itâs like being a cowboys fan
>tfw your team is so shitty that other teams' fans make fun of you
>tfw you're a Dallas Cowboys fan
> it's not even funny anymore
> every single year you're hoping that this will be the year they turn it around
> but it never happens
> your friends and family make fun of you because you're a Cowboys fan
> you can't even watch the games anymore because it's too painful
> all you can do is hope and pray that someday, someway, your team will be good again
Is there anything as quintessentially Texan than cutting your state off from the national grid out of spite and constantly facing low key crisises due to cheaping out on infrastructure?
> Is there anything as quintessentially Texan than cutting your state off from the national grid out of spite and constantly facing low key crisises due to cheaping out on infrastructure?
And then voting the same idiots in again all while blaming the federal government!
I love Cowboys fans.
It is really the sweetest thing when they swear up and down they were some sort of dynasty once upon a time. I'm like "haha me too grandpa! Remember us in '72?"
Us poverty franchises need to stick together.
The Dallas Cowboys peaked in the 90's, seemed like they were headed in the right direction 7 years ago, and are currently run by a senile old white man
I'm sold. They ARE America's team
[VHS tapes tend to deteriorate after about 20 years, which means right about now, Cowboys fans will be unable to watch their last Super Bowl win.](https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/961419669415612417?s=20&t=rwM6EUBe3r9f7WrS5dEXLw)
Much like Cowboys fans look forward to every season, Iâve been looking forward to this thread. However, Iâll probably end up disappointed at the end just like Cowboys fans have been every year for the last 26 years.
Over the last 25 years, the Cowboys have been to as many NFC Championship games as the Detroit Lions. They have also been to as many NFC Championship games as every team in the AFC; zero.
Iâm a cowboys fan my whole life and these are all deserved
All Iâll say is itâs a sad state of affairs when your ownerâs mistress is younger than their last championship game appearance
Right now, Jerryworld is being used for The Arlington Major, a large DOTA 2 tournament. Not a single player on any of the teams was alive to see the last time the Cowboys made it out of the divisional round.
I dont think anyone can [top the weatherman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6XpBvS-w3Q)
đđđ this guys a savage
Immortalized
Bruh
The only team to lose to the Detroit Lions in a playoff game since 1957? The Dallas Cowboys.
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Yeah I donât think a roast needs to be this hardcore
We were having a good time just joking around all lightheartedly until he had to go for the jugular
That team had prime Emmitt Smith, Aikman and Irvin.
when you set yourself on fire just to roast someone
Nah, that's what the rest of the NFL doesn't understand about Lions fans...you all think we don't know our team sucks...lol. Nobody insults the Lions more than we Lions fans do...I mean, if we weren't able to mock our own team first, we'd be as insufferable as Cowboys fans... ;-)
Stop stop, he's already dead!
Boom.
Wtf man...these fans had families
Arguably should have been twice since 1957.
That was one of the games Lions fans point to when we argue our biggest rivals aren't the Packers or Bears, it's the officials, lol.
This is a roast thread, not a fucking crime scene
As I lifelong cowboys fan, this brings me an odd sense of comfort
I was about to go for the thread winning roast but my own writer iced me
I was about to go for the thread winning roast, but I forgot the mods needed to spot the post first.
Even Fans bumble around until the clock ticks to zero âŚâŚ Commentary: Romo: âu/new_wave_gremlin71 will be able to get this offâŚâ Nantz: âGremlin takes off *typing* his commentâŚ*WHOA, I donât think this is gonna work out!â* Romo: âIt will, he will be able to post this, he would have planned for this, he has timeâŚâ *gremlinâs pitbull runs into his keyboard* Nantz: âHis pitbull gets in the way⌠THE ROASTâS OVER!â Tony: ââŚoOoh my goshâŚâ Toneh: âOOH MY GOSH, THE ROAST IS OVER! AAUHHH HE DIDâŚ!â Nantz: âOooh theyâre gonna look at thisâŚâ Romo: âitâs, itâs gonna be overâŚ.cuz the OP has to have this typed up in drafts or a notes app, of course itâs RIDICULOUS for a Roast to end like that, Jim! Wow, I am *livid* if I am a Giants fan, and if Iâm a 9er fanâŚ.â Ref: *âTHATâS THE END OF THE ROASTâ* Romo: âThe Roast is over! The Roast is over!â
Q. Why are the Cowboys bad at volleyball? A. They have no idea how to set the ball.
Top 3 angriest I've ever been after a game no doubt
The Dallas Cowboys are the Gen X of the NFL. They haven't completely fallen apart yet but the only good times in their lives were the mid 90s.
Last time they won a Super Bowl, DVDs werenât even invented yet. All their championship wins were on VHS.
Fans talked about the game in Usenet newsgroups
I tried to find a way to look at the posts in alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys, but they didn't show up. Just like the Cowboys in the post season.
Youâre pretty optimistic about the Internet literacy of â90s Cowboys fans.
There was no need to add âinternetâ to that
Last time they won the Super Bowl the Nintendo 64 had not been released, Ask Jeeves was still in development and Prince Charles/Princess Diana were still married.
"The Dallas Cowboys are Super Bowl Champions! Order your commemorative VHS today and get a free Super Bowl Champion hat and T-shirt!"
I'll have you know that the last Cowboys SB win was mere months after DVDs were first invented, TYVM
The last time they were good was before I can remember and yet for 25 years Iâve had to hear about âAmericaâs team.â
The Cowboys *are* Americaâs Team. A decaying empire long past its peak, run by billionaire old white men who fill positions of power via pure nepotism and who seek only to amass as much wealth as possible before they die by exploiting the underpaid labor of minorities, blackmailing taxpayers into covering their bills, and cashing in on the gullibility of deluded idiots nationwide desperately hoping for an impossible return to glory days.
Damn dude, the thread says âRoastâ not âTotal destruction by wordsâ
This man chose a nuclear holocaust
...well when you put it like that.
Lol! Holy shit, they *are* America's Team!
This is depressingly accurate
Damn man.
Well when was the last time America was good? And you've been hearing it called the greatest country in the world your whole damn life! We're just living up to the namesake.
you know I hadn't thought of it this way
Since 2000 Tom Brady has beaten the Patriots as many times as the Cowboys have.
The Cowboys have never beaten Brady, but Washington has done it twice. Thatâs a fact I love pointing out to all my Cowboy fan friends. This was the first time, in 2003: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oncJ8lV8LiE&t=2s Alternate: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p49hBeApvzU
Spurrier beating Bellichek will always be one of the funniest moments that you have to wtf at looking back on it. They literally won their next 13 to end the season/playoffs after that loss lmao
Yep. In 2003, Patriots started out their season 2-2, with the two losses being 31-0 to the Bills week 1, and 20-17 to Washington week 4. They would end the regular season by beating the Bills 31-0 and didnât go on to lose another game until week 8 the following year. That could be comparable to the Cowboys ten years prior. Coming off their third SB victory, they started 0-2, since Emmitt sat out because of a contract dispute. The first being to a 4-12 Washington team and the second to the 12-4 Bills after beating them in the SB. After the Bills game, Charles Haley threw his helmet at Jerry Jones in the locker room demanding he pay Emmitt.
If the Pats beat the Cowboys last season, the overall series would have been tied with Dallas having the first seven wins and NE having the next seven wins.
Iâm sure we can slide another joke in here before the cloc
slide to the left slide to the right slide to the ground oh shit, you're outta time
The only good thing about Cowboys fans is they don't live in Texas.
[Do *you* want to live in this hellscape?](https://i.imgur.com/y6TCtXO.png)
Oh I see itâs cooled down this week.
I love how this is not satire
Bro I was literally thinking earlier wow itâs cooled down a lot since yesterday and I checked my phone and itâs 98 degrees. Tbf thatâs still down 10 degrees from last week.
literally posting the coolest week it's been since like June
Tragically thatâs the best weather weâve had in months.
Whatâs even better is thatâs the coolest forecast Iâve seen since May or June
I fucking hate this.
Roast the Cowboys all you want. Their fans are still flying high after the Golden State Warriors won the NBA Championship.
And their dodgers are looking pretty good also. Too bad the leafs suck
Duke basketballâs recruiting class is looking pretty good as well.
Roll Tide.
Unless they're playing Duke in basketball!
Looks like we're heading for a Dodgers/Yankees Series in fact. Whom would Cowboys fans root for?
Theyâll let you know when the World Series is over
Dodgers because they are the New York Yankees of baseball
Do people still bandwagon the Leafs or have they moved on to the Lightning?
Leafs fans are the cowboy fans of the nhl. They have the biggest fan base, are usually above average, havenât won a championship since the invention of the dvd, havenât had meaningful playoff win in forever, and talk all the time
The Leafs last championship came before the invention of TVâs of color
They have the Cowboys fanbase with the NY Jets postseason success basically
And yet we won a championship more recently than the Leafs. By two years but still. But we both suck ass and have the same playoff mentality sadly.
It's weird to me that one of the most hockey-obsessed big cities in the world just hasn't been able to get a cup for decades. It would be like if a pro football team in Texas of all places couldn't--oh wait.
Cannot overemphasize "talk all the time" Goddamn blue dudes, just go into hibernation for a decade and maybe you'll have a team that has it put together.
Kinda hard when all hockey media does is drag the Leafs into everything.
They're not bothered by the Leafs because they've moved on to the Lightning, where they can still get their hearts broken by a Colorado sports team.
As a lifelong Warriors fan since 2015 I appreciate this. I almost jumped off the bandwagon in 2020 but i stayed loyal to my team and now weâre champions againđĽđĽđ¤đ¤đĽđĽ
Iâm always confused that everybody says that Cowboys fans are bandwagoners. They havenât won anything in over 2 decades, the wheels fell off the wagon ages ago.
Because there is an overlap between people born in the late 80's and early 90's and people who are Cowboys/Yankees/Lakers fans. It's basically an older meme. But it checks out. And stays relevant.
At what point does it no longer count as bandwagoning if you've rooted for mediocrity for 25 years?
When you stop bringing up the championships from 25 years ago in modern arguments.
Don't tell bears fans, 85 is all they've got
Tbf it was a pretty 1/1 team If the Chiefs had a team that was both a serious contender for the best team of all time and the [most badass team of all time](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/upgyg2/oc_i_used_math_to_rank_all_2053_teams_in_nfl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Iâd probably still be talking about it
To be fair, other fans bring up the 90's Cowboys more than we do, by a factor of like 500. Its all you fuckers ever do, "hurr durr, 26 years and counting". Every single thread a Cowboys fan say anything, you will see at least one other fanbase bring up the 90's Cowboys.
Also the whole "THIS IS OUR YEAR" nonsense every year doesn't help either.
True. Coworker who was born and raised in Georgia is a Cowboys fan because of her father apparently, who was also born and raised in Georgia but didn't wish to muster the Falcons losing back in the day for the glory days of Tom Landry, i.e. a bandwagoner. She's also a Lakers fan and a Braves fan and the jumping around makes me crazy.
Can you really call Dallas fans bandwagon fans? Dallas hasnât been good in 20+ years. Being on a bandwagon for 20+ years should graduate you to a real fan, right? Especially riding a bandwagon through multiple rough stretches without any real good stretches? I guess my question is, when does a bandwagon fan become a real fan?
Realistically anyone who still rocks the star and posts here is long past the statute of limitations for bandwagonry. Though there are people like my cousin who could maybe remember Dak/Zeke's name on a good day, who haven't watched a non-playoff game on purpose in over 10 years, and will get defensive and angry if you say the Cowboys suck. Those kinda people I'd still say are 20 year bandwagoners
That still doesn't fit the definition of bandwagon. They're just a casual/bad fan
This is not the roast I'm looking for
Why would bandwagoners today be Cowboys fans? Cowboys basketball team is the Bulls.
Your owner is so old he's seen you guys win a championship.
Iâve seen us win 3. Oh, fuck.
*the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'*
Like Dallas Cowboy fans, this post showed up fashionably late
I'm here! What'd I miss?
> I'm here! What'd I miss? Standard NFCE game thread comments - nothing hurts yet.
Hard to roast you guys from where I sit, to be completely fair. You've got a proven winner at HC, the best QB in the division, a highly-touted and highly-paid RB, and a defense that plays very well when it's clicking. Surely...**this** is your year, right?
Think of how many rings they have on paperâŚ
I'd rather not...
Such a Vikings thing to say
Here's my begrudged upvote
Oh are we counting rings on paper now? Iâm in!
You DICK. You totally roped me in on that one. :/
That upvote was quite tough for me to give...but you deserve it đ
Proven winner at HC that's stuck in 2012
Credit to them then
One of these days it WILL be our year
Some guysâ wives break out the lingerie on their birthday, cowboys fans wives break out the VCR
Somehow the Texans have won a playoff game more recently than the cowboys
against you know who :(
with that rapist qb
not a happy ending for the Bills season
Watson enjoyed it; your happiness nor consent matters
Allegedly.
Houston never got over that incredible choke against you guys in the 90s (Back when the oilers were *checks notes*⌠in texas..
I was thinking of a joke but ran out of time. Maybe next year.
Never has the phrase âran out of timeâ been so applicable
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Heyohhh clearly the best in the thread
The iPod was invented, sold millions, discontinued since cowboys last super bowl win.
Apple transitioned to PowerPC then to Intel then to their own silicon since the Cowboys last SB win.
Stores like K-mart and Walmart were still stocking NES games when the cowboys last won.
Here, let me fix that for you. The truth is way more embarrassing The iPod was invented, sold millions, and discontinued since the Cowboysâ last ***divisional round*** win.
I used Google to find out when the Cowboys last won a Superbowl. That was before Google was founded.
These comments would probably hurt more if I could read.
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What better representation of America than throwing trash onto the field at the end of a playoff game after all
at the end? they send the trash out to warm up and play too.
When the pandemic hit, I bought a Cowboys face mask. I figured as long as I wore it, I couldn't catch anything.
Dez it work?
I love that no matter how shitty your fan base is, you can always say âat least weâre not cowboy fans.â
People make fun of Yinzers saying, "STILLERS GUNNA SUPAH BUHWL", but they've been 3 times and won 2 in this century. The Dallas Cowboys haven't gone since the Clinton Administration and every year is still their got-damned year, including this one...
Your defense is almost as reliable as your electrical grid.
Luckily all their fans live in states with reliable grids.
Y'all have the honor of being the Detroit Lions most recent playoff win
The Lions' *only* win in 65 years.
Not only that, it's Detroit's only playoff win since the merger, and it was a 38-6 romp, too. They would've been ridiculed much more for that if they hadn't won 3 Super Bowls in the next 4 years.
The last play vs the 49ers epitomizes cowboy fans sex lives. Rush right down the middle, try to do everything themselves, blow it in 14 seconds and then blame anyone but themselves for a disappointing finish.
[Get your official Cowboys merchandise](https://i.imgur.com/YiTkYIM.jpg)
I already own 3
The good news for Cowboys fans is that it ships pre-stuffed
It does? That would save me a whole pair of socks.
I was expecting a Yankees hat
It's just missing the flap over the butt, for easy access when whoopsies happen
[Or when you gotta sneak something in to throw on the field](https://i.imgur.com/NfEoa1L.jpg)
The Backstreet Boys have released 11 albums since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl
The 2007 Cowboys with 13 Pro Bowlers lost a home playoff game to a 'We only try hard on the road' Giants squad whose QB had fewer touchdowns, fewer passing yards, and more turnovers than 2006 Rex Grossman.
It's a little known fact, but when Favre left the Packers, he actually met with Jerry Jones to explore the idea of going to the Cowboys after the Jets. Jerry was impressed with Favre's resume, but ultimately decided against it because of Favre's alcohol and prescription drug habits. Jerry simply didn't think he could trust his team with such a lightweight.
Texas based teams playoff wins since 2000; Dallas: 3 Houston: 4 Houston entered the league in 2002 btw
Donât forget that the Texansâ first playoff appearance in franchise history was in 2011
Jerry's main motivation to add a 17th game to the season was not money. The man can't handle another 8-8
The worst thing about that stadium is that giant screen. It only plays Cowboy games.
Hereâs what an AI thinks itâs like being a cowboys fan >tfw your team is so shitty that other teams' fans make fun of you >tfw you're a Dallas Cowboys fan > it's not even funny anymore > every single year you're hoping that this will be the year they turn it around > but it never happens > your friends and family make fun of you because you're a Cowboys fan > you can't even watch the games anymore because it's too painful > all you can do is hope and pray that someday, someway, your team will be good again
Shockingly accurate. Too young to have seen the 90s super bowls but still get shit on like you're a decent team despite decades of failure
we'll stop shitting on the cowboys like they're a decent team when fans and talking heads stop acting like they are one
I'm pretty sure I saw an actual Cowboys fan post this in r/cowboys this offseason.
No need to roast the Cowboys. Just wait until the power grid fails and the whole state gets roasted without A/C
Is there anything as quintessentially Texan than cutting your state off from the national grid out of spite and constantly facing low key crisises due to cheaping out on infrastructure?
> Is there anything as quintessentially Texan than cutting your state off from the national grid out of spite and constantly facing low key crisises due to cheaping out on infrastructure? And then voting the same idiots in again all while blaming the federal government!
Hosting a gun-worship convention days after 21 people were killed in a mass shooting in the state?
My team won a Super Bowl in your stadium get fucked
Rodgers has won as many playoff games there as the Dak has
Ehhh not exactly
He was just prematurely counting this year.
When Jerry Jones first heard of Bump and Run coverage he thought it was an insurance product he could use to keep his love child quiet
Jerrrrrah!!! Is there any better roast of dem boyz than the end of their last game. https://youtu.be/YkzvNv2gjl0
all these months later and it still hits the spot.
We tried warning them of the aftereffects of signing Mike McCarthy as their HC but Jerry boy loves himself some nostalgia
In 100 years, you won't be able to talk about the history of the NFL without talking about this play.
There will be more salt in this thread than on Jerry's mcgriddle.
I love Cowboys fans. It is really the sweetest thing when they swear up and down they were some sort of dynasty once upon a time. I'm like "haha me too grandpa! Remember us in '72?" Us poverty franchises need to stick together.
The Dallas Cowboys peaked in the 90's, seemed like they were headed in the right direction 7 years ago, and are currently run by a senile old white man I'm sold. They ARE America's team
I wish the Cowboys were as good at *anything* as Eagles fans are at doing these roasts.
[VHS tapes tend to deteriorate after about 20 years, which means right about now, Cowboys fans will be unable to watch their last Super Bowl win.](https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/961419669415612417?s=20&t=rwM6EUBe3r9f7WrS5dEXLw)
The Cowboys are looking to sign Alex Jones' lawyer to get someone who's dropped the ball less often.
How has nobody realized this was posted on 8/8 today?
Hey, at least the Yankees are doing well this year amirite?
This is the point where everyone has to reset their âX amount of days since Cowboys fans say This is Our Yearâ day counters.
Much like Cowboys fans look forward to every season, Iâve been looking forward to this thread. However, Iâll probably end up disappointed at the end just like Cowboys fans have been every year for the last 26 years.
Over the last 25 years, the Cowboys have been to as many NFC Championship games as the Detroit Lions. They have also been to as many NFC Championship games as every team in the AFC; zero.
Even Deshaun Watson can't make that much of a mess with 14 seconds left.
At least our super bowl win is in HD.
I have so many jokes it could take me 26 yearsâŚ
What do Eli Manning, Nick Foles and the Commander's 2045 QB all have in common? A more recent Super Bowl championship than the Cowboys.
All against Tom Brady too
Iâm a cowboys fan my whole life and these are all deserved All Iâll say is itâs a sad state of affairs when your ownerâs mistress is younger than their last championship game appearance
Dallas Mavericks > Dallas Cowboys
Amazing that they chose silver as a color. They're the gold standard for failed expectations.
Right now, Jerryworld is being used for The Arlington Major, a large DOTA 2 tournament. Not a single player on any of the teams was alive to see the last time the Cowboys made it out of the divisional round.
We are going to win the super bowl this year though so I don't understand the slander
This one never gets old!
Mark "Dirty" Sanchez has more career playoff wins than your entire franchise in the past two decades. Also, Dez dropped it :)
Upvoting for the Captain Butt Fumble roast. But also, I don't think he did. I feel for the Cowboys on that one.
What do the Cowboys and Texas power grid both have in common? They both shit the bed in January.
The Yankees of the NFL, minus all the winning and respect.
This is the only big post move cowboys fans get to look forward to
The Dallas Cowboys truly are America's team. How poetic, because much of Gen Z sees America in the Cowboys: a power whose best days are behind it.
Too soon for a roast thread, Treyvon is still putting aloe on his burns from the 1 on 1's .
Hey look cowboys fans! This is your ~~year~~ post!