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loves2spoogeguys

Dan is on coke and is ready to plow


SiphenPrax

He really does not want to lose to the Vikings again after last timešŸ˜‚


OrangeForeign

He will literally never lose again


TabletopMarvel

Jamo gets like 2 snaps a game. Dan's just taking it easy on teams.


Jangetta

when's he drafting shoresy.


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EasternWalrus

Big Sexy?


Big-Zoo

Titfucker.*


userwithusername

I did this to my wife exactly once. Our relationship is pretty easy going, but saying ā€œhuh?ā€ while sheā€™s answering is now strictly verboten.


Jangetta

offshoot of Letterkenny TV show called Shoresy and tells the coach he will never lose again


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deggdegg

What?


Get2BirdsStoned

Give yer balls a tug


Rulligan

I adore the person that did the research to see if Dan's caffeine intake was comparable to being on coke. It isn't and it would never be but it's hilarious nonetheless


humpyrton

You ever see the video of Dave grohl and his coffee obsession that led him to the hospital?


Rulligan

FRESH POTS


Kanin_usagi

Yeah but itā€™s better than heroin


AssStuffing

Taylor Hawkins disagrees


deesmutts88

Nahhh, I feel like heā€™d probably agree now.


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He's got his wad of 100's


ZeldaFanBoi1988

I'm glad at least one person understood the reference


userwithusername

Dantis Toboggan.


ZeldaFanBoi1988

Mantis


userwithusername

Dantis Campbell Toboggan.


FecalHeiroglyphics

Ongo Danglobian


PopsicleIncorporated

He's got his magnum condoms


Little_Lahey_Show

Monster condom* For his magnum dong


JasoTheArtisan

That name again is Mr Plow


whobroughtmehere

SNOW DAY, BITCHES!


megalodom

One of those plays that would get the coach absolutely fucking buried if it doesnā€™t work lol


lidsy5

MCDC is something ridiculous like 6/7 on fake punt conversions lmao


dhurdhhy453

What does the MC stand for?


Entire_Ad_7381

MCDC= Motor City Dan Campbell


JayOnes

MCāš”ļøDC = ā€œMotor Cityā€ Dan Campbell


Superfluousfish

Motor City. I think Pat McAfee started it


lidsy5

Motor City, although I've seen Man Campbell as well


SaintDefault

Man Campbell Dan Campbell?


lidsy5

Yep lol. But typically Motor City Dan Campbell


Rulligan

It was originally Motor City Dan Campbell


Shamrock5

My sources tell me it's Motor City Dan Campbell


NerdModeCinci

You know, Iā€™ve really learned a lot today.


Scurvy-Jones

Man Campbell Dan Campbell is my preference.


Dangerpaladin

>Man Campbell Just...no. it's motor city.


lidsy5

I mean, that's what I answered with lol. I've seen 'Man Campbell' but it's definitely a joke


whobroughtmehere

It was a joke shortly after the name took off. Itā€™s canon now


Fools_Requiem

Should be "Main Character".


Illustrious-Pair9960

massive cock (to pair with his enormous balls)


RussEastbrook

Motor city


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Motor City Dan Campbell


B1ocka

Motor City Dan Campbell


TabletopMarvel

MOTOR CITY!


basselope

Motor City


protocol1008

Motor City baby


Bonkl3s

Most Cautious Dan Campbell


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Mainline's Coke


johneaston1

Master and Commander


ir3flex

Monster Cock


dan_campbell_420

Mr. Coach Dan Campbell


CrypticBalcony

Motor City


Rulligan

And the 7th was a straight up drop on a perfect pass from Fox.


justa_flesh_wound

Dave Fipp baby


Zhuul

Everything makes sense now


Gohomenick

Normally I agree but Dave Fipp is a goat in his own right


Gone213

I wonder how Coombs would have turned out if he didn't go behind Bevell's back on the fake punt and get fired the next day


Kingkwon83

Except at taking profile pictures


FridgesArePeopleToo

Like a jump pass that results in a fumble on the 5 yard line


kungfughazi

And people need to finally fucking realize, after over and over being shown evidence, that 4th down conversions are STILL underutilized. Good God the studies and proof existed over 10 years ago. It's to the point of even being mainstream with Amazon telling you point blank on their next gen stats stream. You go for it on 4th and short because the chances of stopping your opponent is high and even if they get 3 points you getting 7 absolutely negates it. People got on Dan Campbell early because we were losing but it was the right call 90% of the time. Maybe FINALLY people will get over failing 4th down conversions. Especially in Detroit. We saw for DECADES going for a field goal every time is game losing. You cannot win when you concede to field goals and the other team puts up 7. You fall behind so quickly. It was maddening when the other team would go for it on 4th and short and convert even once a game then score. The score is the equivalent of like 3 possessions.


dinosaur_pajamas

Detroit Lions +1 fake punt; Minnesota Vikings -1 kneecap


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Best vikings 3rd quarter


PulseCS

I love Dan Campbell.


Haunting_Insect_3009

The absolute audacity of that play call! Damn, the Lions are fun to watch this year.


Jajanken-

Iā€™ve always wondered why there arenā€™t more trick plays in the NFL, at least i did when i had less game knowledge


Seifer_Extreme

For every success like that there is a failure. Case in point the shuffle flip pass that Dalvin Cook was supposed to make and instead got blown up and fumbled just before the end of the half.


TurdFerguson133

Like some other posters have said, if you make a play call like that and it doesn't work out you are getting torched by the fans and media.


GreatBoogleyMoogely

And a stupid fucking penalty to bring it back 15 yards. Why's the special team player on the other side of the field talking shit?


Wingedwolverine03

Dan looked like he was ready to kill someone for that


GreatBoogleyMoogely

I am amazed that retaliation didn't get called too but still ridiculously stupid.


lidsy5

I'm so hyped that the Lions were able to get a TD on this drive after that penalty and then the holding call to back them up on 3rd down


rascal_king

BRAND NEW LIONS


big_on_blue

Huge momentum shifting playcall from the Lions


Jangetta

love me some fake punts.


Bacon_Piggies

Duke Shelley watched that ball get snapped but still went downfield, brain couldnā€™t comprehend that fake until way too late


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Vikings are straight up getting outgunned, outcoached, out everything today. Just all around embarrasing.


gusto911

I mean not really out gunned. Both teames gave up a huge amount of yards today. Lions were just better at the bend don't break part.


MagicalChemicalz

The Vikings fumble at the goal line (or right near it) is probably what sealed the deal. You don't often see turnovers so close to the end zone outside of Packers games.


TurboRuhland

Outgunned, outmanned. Outnumbered, outplanned!


StihlDragon

We gotta make an all out stand!


Tuckboi69

Iā€™m gonna need a right hand man


Phrenergy

I mean is it technically that embarrassing when Vikings are the underdogs?


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If you're 10-2 underdogs to the 5-7 lions you should be embarrassed


Joeman180

Put the lions in the playoffs you cowards


lidsy5

Hock had the nice toe drag sideline catch. I'm happy for him at least


LarkWyll

No joke I was worried Cousins to Jefferson tag team was going to take us down alone. I'm surprised you guys went for the onside kick at the end. I would have kicked and made the Lions coaching staff have a harder decision with clock management vs their normal play calling scheme that they have success with. Jefferson is a terror. I'm pretty sure he is single handedly going to make our GM go with an early CB 1 draft pick to help contain his inevitable parade of big plays. Sorry Jefferson got whistled out of bounds. The Lions normally get the short end of the stick on tef penalties but that still didn't sit right. Hate to see the refs botch the flow of the game calling dead a massive play like that. It would have been a big momentum switch and given more time on the clock.


LuthorM

Detroit is the most exciting team and it's not even close. Happy for them and coach Campbell


WhyDoTheyAlwaysRun

Hmmm ok


LuthorM

Eagles are just too good, not exciting, but Hurts and the rest of the team are incredible.


WhyDoTheyAlwaysRun

Thatā€™s fair enough. I think the exciting thing to watch for me is a guy who was def marginal last year but has flipped the switch and is a talented/compelling watch. I definitely love the Lions and Iā€™m glad our narrow shave against them Week 1 looks better and better of late


MusaEnsete

>I think the exciting thing to watch for me is a guy who was def marginal last year but has flipped the switch and is a talented/compelling watch. Goff?


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Pigs101

Fortune favors the bold.


ThatOneRunner

MCDC for mayor


boonkles

Rename all of America to Detroit and make him president


mclairy

Motor Country Dan Campbell. Running on the platform of all of America makes cars now and they run on kneecaps.


eye_patch_willy

Man


Badrush

WELCOME TO AMERICA!


shalvar_kordi

Campbell country, let's ride


zachwilson23

Wtf I like the Lions


TheIndyCity

They just beat our ass and I like ā€˜ā€˜em too lol


who_ate_the_pizza

Man, we gotta play these guys twice a year, shit is scary.


Pickle_Lollipop

Fields is legit. Y'all are going to be fine. Lions & Bears top division..oh my.


skroll

Last week we saw the Lions take victory formation pretty early. This game with 10 mins left my old man said "This is over, we won" but I was still super scared about it. Not sure how to handle clear wins yet. I love it.


byniri_returns

The absolute BALLS on Dan


dagreenman18

Lions being the most bugnuts team of the year is not on my bingo card and I love it


eugene_rat_slap

A little trickery


henway234

we do a little trolling


Loltoyourself

MOTOR CITY DAN CAMPBELL AINT NO BITCH


ALStark69

I want death


ThrowTheBones93

A team huddling like that with the play clock ticking down on an obvious punt downā€¦ we were all shouting fake before it even happened. Terrible on the Vikingsā€™ part.


AintNoRestForTheWook

They're probably gonna name the play "Psyke the Vikes" from now on so they wont have to huddle. Make it even more devious.


wilow_wood

Its fun watching this lions team


piasenigma

did anyone get a replay of the penalty? Viking player who got taunted laid a vicious headbutt against a lion that wasn't called.


Rulligan

Taunting happened before that so they got called.


piasenigma

Yeah, it should have been offsetting at minimum. Trashing talking is not equivalent to trying to cause harm to another player in between plays. exemplifies poor sportsmanship.


anyd

Sweet summer child. Welcome to Lions football. At least they kept the ball... Seriously though I hope the Zebras get the memo that it's OK for the Lions to win now šŸ˜


barnesk9

I for one hope that the refs get that memo before week 18, we all know how the Lions in Lambeau goes


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I recently heard ā€œthey always call the second guyā€ for stuff like they. Apparently not!


Megatron_McLargeHuge

That's why you'll never be an NFL ref.


piasenigma

neither will you. megamind over here.


skroll

Doesn't matter, Lions don't need that ticky-tacky bullshit to win against a 10-2 team.


internetcommenterr

The lions player was in the guys face for bit it seems like one where its usually called for both sides


antraxsuicide

Was Boger's crew on this one? He really seems to hate the Lions imo


Eric_tion

I love the lions more than my own team tbh. I have a genFam class this week so I get to watch football today. Iā€™m glad I decided to watch lions vikes before I watched the bucs blow it. Detroit is fun football


Zman11588

As a lifelong fan this make me really happy to hear.


Eric_tion

I knew it would be a good game but I didnā€™t know it would be this amazing. Lions have always made me want to watch them but I usually work sundays during football time. Iā€™m glad I decided this was the game I watched today. Electrifying. Predictably unpredictable. I wish Dan was my coach. Oh well. You lions fans deserve him!


Quasimdo

33 is a dumbass


SunriseSurprise

Fake punts either fail miserably or gain like 40+ yards it seems.


happytree23

Soooooo many Lions highlights today


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They stayed huddled for longer than normal and yelled watch the fake. And this happened.


Burger-King-Sucks

So ballsy. I love it.


gulbas26

i fucking enjoy when special teams do something like this.


jabdtx

Cameraman finding Jalen ā€œGuaranteeā€ Reagor at the end of the clip is great.


JwubalubaDubdub

How does MCDC sit with balls that large??


ArcadianBlueRogue

B A L L S


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KNEECAP BITINā€™ LIMOUSINE RIDINā€™


harvoblaster94

This team is spicy. I like it.


Badrush

WHEN IS MCDC GOING TO GET HIS OWN CAMPBELL'S SOUP COMMERCIAL?


virus_apparatus

Detroit is just a team you want to see do well.


who_ate_the_pizza

I would just fake punt on every play. That shit is money.


stinky_pinky_brain

What a fucking block there about 6 yards from the line of scrimmage. Absolutely makes the play.


TripleThreatT1

Dan is a beast.


Twigler

THE LIONS ARE SO EXCITING TO WATCH NOW!!!


Tuckboi69

This is the exact same play from the same spot on the field that the Texans ran in *that* game