I used to work security at a hotel in downtown LA. The NFL would stay at our place. When the Chiefs came to town. Andy Reid would require 4 BBQ bacon cheese burgers from Arbys and a 6 pack. lmao.
They've been since last year... I'm not that much of an Arby's consumer (I haven't been to one in probably eight years), but I may be willing to try one of their burgers in the future.
Mark Mangino’s breaking the toilet
https://preview.redd.it/0xl42ezrm15d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a611b3ec5d2c5ebbe962e3ef965b22baab1629
Matt Patricia probably droppin nukes in there
https://preview.redd.it/2oqt2kytm15d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a078accb6859a5f9136fb4394d861c7b55448038
I fucking hate Matt fucking Patricia and his stupid fucking cum crusted and Cheeto dusted beard and his stupid fucking gut. That motherfucker has failed at fucking everything he has ever fucking done in his worthless and pathetic fucking existence. If aliens came to Earth and demanded we hand over a sacrifice, fuck handing them Putin or some fucking serial killer. Give them fucking Matt Patricia and rid the world of his godawful fucking stench. God just the fucking thought of the guy is enough to make me fucking wretch. Matt Patricia doesn’t take fucking shits because he is a giant pile of ambulatory shit in a skin sack.
I see Crennel as a soul food connoisseur, and I'm talking the good shit that gives you the itis and puts you in a diabetic coma. Fried chicken, oxtails, spare ribs, baked Mac and cheese, greens, dirty rice, mashed potatoes, with a glass of sugary sweet tea to wash it down.
In Sexy Rex's defense, he has slimmed down in recent years going back to his last year or two coaching the Bills. His twin Rob, on the other hand, still looks like a fat tub of shit with that long hair of his.
You got this wrong. Andy Reid being one of the greatest coaches of all time coaches Taylor Swift through her monster shits. He’s the only one that can help her.
https://preview.redd.it/599w12vwn15d1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a296312018e68efef7de139fc68753b8f220313f
Biff Poggi will out-shit all these bums
Charlie weiss would blow up a bathroom and sue the restaurant, sue the plumbing company and sue dockers for their xxxl size being too small. Generational thief.
Underrated—Steelers former OC Randy Fichtner
https://preview.redd.it/5e37wwua325d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84eabeee064ef011f3a638a93c6d330ba78eec6f
I bet his dumps are legendary.
The Kansas City Chiefs one he has to deal with Taylor Swift anyone who has to deal with Taylor Swift will has to be so disgusted that they blow up a bathroom
Just thinking about her/talking about her makes me lose my lunch
People are underestimating the sheer will power of Dan Campbell anyone who drinks that much caffeine destroys a bathroom
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dan-campbells-coffee-order-epitome-030734424.html#:~:text=When%20asked%20about%20his%20daily,with%20two%20shots%20in%20them.
Wylie or Reid for sure. I actually met Wylie at a coaching clinic, he is really cool. He drove back then a really small Porsche like car that he me wondering how it didn’t smack the floor whenever he got in.
You know Andy Reid shits like a bull. Look at his diet that heifer
The chief of the tush push before the Eagles made it popular
Who do you think started that idea?
https://preview.redd.it/ibjkt8qk725d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574a741908d25442944c4a4574bfb57c6a1a1fe6
Are you calling Andy Reid a heffer or referring to his diet?
Andy Reid is a heffer
Andy Reid is Fat
So he’s a cannibal
I think he means that he eats all day long like a grazing animal
It's spelled heifer, you dumbshits.
It’s a circle jerk sub, take your grammar and fuck your dog with it 🖕🏾
The nuggy shits
I used to work security at a hotel in downtown LA. The NFL would stay at our place. When the Chiefs came to town. Andy Reid would require 4 BBQ bacon cheese burgers from Arbys and a 6 pack. lmao.
Reid is from SoCal, I would expect him to mow down stuff like In-N-Out, Fatburger, Original Tommy's, or one of these other local chains.
That tommy chili will do it for you
A 6 pack? Andy is Mormon, u bum.
His sons aren't
Arby's sells burgers?
They've been since last year... I'm not that much of an Arby's consumer (I haven't been to one in probably eight years), but I may be willing to try one of their burgers in the future.
Fair enough, I looked it up and they do have a BBQ burger, along with a different specialty burger
Well we know for sure he loves the nuggies
KC BBQ can make a man do unnatural things
I bet he ate his son's corpse after his fatal od
Seek help
The downvotes should be viewed as a badge of honor.
Bait used to be believable
Number 2 he is trying to keep the fighting tubby down
No clue who he is but he looks like he can crack the seat
Bob Wylie, o line coach for almost 40 years
Thought it was just Andy Reid twice.
[HUT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7N5LpcMzWw)
Legend has it he pushes out stubborn turds with his HUT cadence
Built in arm rests
He is built like a sofa.
Bob Wylie is the correct choice. He was fuckin’ gross.
[SET HUT](https://youtube.com/shorts/E4l7jZpETKw?si=UQdYlTliueLAk6nW)
That guy definitely wreaks havoc at the local McShitter.
How’d that fat fuck even get hired? Typical browns I mean just looking at that oaf on the sidelines makes me feel like a loser by association
Of all the things the Browns have done, THIS is where you draw the line?
😂😂😭😭🤣
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It looks like he could choke a toilet
Little known fact, they’re called the Cleveland browns after my man’s legendary 💩
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
That's weird, my toilet just gave me six picks, three of them in the first round.
Mark Mangino’s breaking the toilet https://preview.redd.it/0xl42ezrm15d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a611b3ec5d2c5ebbe962e3ef965b22baab1629
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Mark mandingo cause he’s laying brown pipe
That’s my coach 😭
Still think that he’s the fattest man I’ve ever seen
Obviously Sean McDermott https://preview.redd.it/t6cvo92gg15d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8540ae949169d48e6bc71151c4ee0401440b8b94
Got that Afghan Gut
Saddam McDermott 💣
https://youtu.be/RWuaHiXpjx4?si=SUrgXuHzPRXYRtsL
The rex Ryan disrespect
Two and four are both Andy Reid
That’s what I thought too lol
Thought the same thing 🤣
Matt Patricia probably droppin nukes in there https://preview.redd.it/2oqt2kytm15d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a078accb6859a5f9136fb4394d861c7b55448038
I fucking hate Matt fucking Patricia and his stupid fucking cum crusted and Cheeto dusted beard and his stupid fucking gut. That motherfucker has failed at fucking everything he has ever fucking done in his worthless and pathetic fucking existence. If aliens came to Earth and demanded we hand over a sacrifice, fuck handing them Putin or some fucking serial killer. Give them fucking Matt Patricia and rid the world of his godawful fucking stench. God just the fucking thought of the guy is enough to make me fucking wretch. Matt Patricia doesn’t take fucking shits because he is a giant pile of ambulatory shit in a skin sack.
So, you’re not a fan?
# PREACH, MUTHERFUCKER
I think you’re repressing your romantic feelings for Matthew James Patricia
Charlie Weis looks like he’s ready to blow and his belt is all that’s holding the flood back. My money is on Chuck
Scott Zolak and Ted Johnson have said how nasty he was when he was with the pats
None of these are bad options, but none of them can do damage like Romeo Crennel.
I see Crennel as a soul food connoisseur, and I'm talking the good shit that gives you the itis and puts you in a diabetic coma. Fried chicken, oxtails, spare ribs, baked Mac and cheese, greens, dirty rice, mashed potatoes, with a glass of sugary sweet tea to wash it down.
And a human foot! https://preview.redd.it/v95j3logf25d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84762227c4875cee7ea0ee1a5b270d3a53b3a359
You want gravy on that?
“What’s a cellar door without gravy?”
I never would have guessed that I would say this but Rex Ryan and Andy Reid look fit next to the first two guys.
In Sexy Rex's defense, he has slimmed down in recent years going back to his last year or two coaching the Bills. His twin Rob, on the other hand, still looks like a fat tub of shit with that long hair of his.
He had some lap-band help slimming down.
Wylie is the shit. He’s the OL coach on the *browns* and you listed him as *#2*. I think Bono and Randy Marsh both lost that contest.
well he’s not anymore
Andy Reid. Dude takes shits that *command* unbridled respect.
No.3 paints the walls. Alcohol induced IBS
How do you not know who Rex Ryan is
Everyone else was using numbers, I fell trap
Because the median age in this sub is like 14
Haha
Big Andy loves his cheeseburgers and good ol' KC BBQ...gonna be a lot of stanky shit breaking every toilet he sits on.
Andy Reid shitin out all those nuggies
Charlie Weiss easily. Look at that dumbass.
I met him in real life and told him it's all about the U. He had the same face on.
Andy Reid’s Son 
My money is on Charlie Weiss after polishing off a whole bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Whole restaurant*
https://preview.redd.it/bj4x4lyct15d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c9c0dac1b12aa576f1c374098df585bd07a3d6 What about Mark Mangino?
You got this wrong. Andy Reid being one of the greatest coaches of all time coaches Taylor Swift through her monster shits. He’s the only one that can help her.
can smell 2 from here
Big Red chows down on burgers and fries like an animal, his shits probably greasy and nasty
Rex Ryan’s dumps are absolutely diabolical, you can just see it in his face
Set hut
Pizzaaaaaaa HUT
Charlie Weiss towards the end was probably shitting out his organs.
https://preview.redd.it/599w12vwn15d1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a296312018e68efef7de139fc68753b8f220313f Biff Poggi will out-shit all these bums
Now this is the content I’m looking for here!! Fucking Reid is killing more people than Oppenheimer with the bombs he builds in that ass.
Definitely Andy Reid. Now explain it again with those nuggies.
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As a lifelong notre dame fan, Charlie Weiss was constantly laying stinkers on and off the field
Charlie weiss would blow up a bathroom and sue the restaurant, sue the plumbing company and sue dockers for their xxxl size being too small. Generational thief.
Number 2 after eating that god awful Ohio spaghetti chili
Mark Mangino for sure
Charlie Weis paints the walls with his blood and poop
Romeo Crennel
Chip Kelly
Number 1 has a pressure cooker setup.
Why is Andy Reid on here twice
Charlie Weis, by a lot
Bob Wylie looks like he has an inflatable donut under his shirt, that guy drops Nagasaki level shits
Andy Reid shits excellence so he’s good
HUT!
Did number one have a stint as the governor of jersey?
Why is andy reid on here twice
Rex, probably made jokes about destroying the bathroom after blowing the place up.
Charlie Wesis seems like a guy over apologetic about sounds he's making install next to you.
Set hut!
Where is Mark Mangino?
No Mark Mangino on this list?
Honestly shocked Wink didn't make this list
Underrated—Steelers former OC Randy Fichtner https://preview.redd.it/5e37wwua325d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84eabeee064ef011f3a638a93c6d330ba78eec6f I bet his dumps are legendary.
Sean McDermott, but not because of his shits…
anyone that isn't saying andy reid doesn't know ball. bros shits are so bad they start killing kids in drunk driving accidents
The obese one
The Kansas City Chiefs one he has to deal with Taylor Swift anyone who has to deal with Taylor Swift will has to be so disgusted that they blow up a bathroom  Just thinking about her/talking about her makes me lose my lunch
Where is Freddie Kitchens?
9/11 enthusiast, McDermott
FUPA CLUB
If you didn’t already know the answer here it is [1:43](https://youtu.be/eQreYmaeK9s?si=Nw9OThfjodYEfjFH)
Where’s Mark Mangino??
Bob Wylie is the fucking goat the bozos in these comments are very well regarded
Order from best to worst: 1 2 4 3
I don't care what you say, McDaniel has crackhead shits. Crackhead shits are the worst
I imagine Rex Ryan has melted a couple turlets in his day
Are you sure it ain't Jim Harbaugh? All the man eats is meat and he obviously ain't putting it anywhere.
Sean McDermott would literally blow up the bathroom
Not pictured. Jason Garrett. That satanic ginger just... clapping the whole time.
You should include former Kansas Jayhawks coach Mark Mangino.
Half time break Lamar Jackson
Andy Reid would just to establish dominance over the rest
They’re called the browns for a reason
What about Mark Mangino? KU legend
People are underestimating the sheer will power of Dan Campbell anyone who drinks that much caffeine destroys a bathroom https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dan-campbells-coffee-order-epitome-030734424.html#:~:text=When%20asked%20about%20his%20daily,with%20two%20shots%20in%20them.
Wylie or Reid for sure. I actually met Wylie at a coaching clinic, he is really cool. He drove back then a really small Porsche like car that he me wondering how it didn’t smack the floor whenever he got in.
There’s only one right answer
None of the above. Tony Siragusa, played for the Ravens. I heard his shit would make a maggot puke.
How these morbidly obese guys still alive is a miracle
When you wear your pants like number 1, you don’t wanna be in the bathroom for that number 2
You forgot The Jayhawks old coach. That’s my vote.
You know Mangina had shits that smelled like a decaying body
Oh Rexy for sure
If you're a morbidly obese coach in the NFL, you have to grow a moustache. Otherwise you just look like fat Jared Fogle.
Bob Wylie looks like he’s got a fucking tire under his shirt
Browns guy fr but then Andy Reid gonna do it with confidence
Rex would leave it smelling like shit AND feet.