I wonder if this American football world tournament really grows you guys would send the best to compete!? It would take most likely a century to the rest of the world to catch up I imagine!
I ain't even mad that the US is getting beaten in this league that I only recently learned existed, if anything I'm glad other countries are taking interest enough to be good at it. Loss = win to me.
Dude, there are like 4 players from d2 colleges, and this is a 20u league. The rest are basically Juco players at best. We barely can fill the roster while Canada has two full different rosters.
It’s just a brutal sport so anyone with any sort of financial or social incentive to play football in the U.S. is in it.
No NFL. No UFL. No arena league. No NCAA D1-3. No NAIA even.
We’re, uh, not sending our best. That’s for sure.
Our gods must to come out of mount Olympus (NFL starters) and show these peasants who’s in charge around here (Mahomes, Bosa Brothers and Justin Jefferson on the same team).
Out of morbid curiosity I would love to see the point disparity of an NFL football dream team vs everybody in this tournament. I’m guessing something like when John Heisman and GTech crushed Cumberland 222-0.
Heisman intentionally ran up the score to make a point. If the NFL Dream Team wanted to in a U20 tournament they could score on every play, but I doubt they’d want to run up the score. I’m not sure if this bunch of teenagers could even stop the run though.
Idk the best American football players are not playing on whoever this team representing USA is and also the best basketball players from around the world come to play in the nba because they know it’s the most competitive basketball league in the world.
Uj/ It seems like it’s D3 underclassmen that have to pay to be in the team. Definitely not the cream of the crop of U20 athletes
Rj/ LITTLE LIBTARD CUCKS, THATS WHOO
Making D3 athletes pay to be exposed on the national stage is the ultimate jerk. Well done whoever runs team usa. Let those bums know theyll never make the nfl
I think it was Madden 11 that had an achievement where if you picked off Kurt Warner twice or something like that you got an achievement that said “Go Bag Some Groceries”. That stills kills me to this day.
/uj I know a guy who was competitive in D1 in collage. Probably not going to the NFL but was in the mix and knows a lot of guys who are in it. Dude is normal af and has burst a bunch of the bubbles the media and fans seem to create. He is genetic freak levels of athletic and works in IT.
Dude definitely could have made money if NIL and transfer portal was a thing.
They should rip the American flag off the uniforms of every single one of these “patriots”. First Japan, now a country part of the Third Reich? Disgrace to memory of the American team who pulled it off back in 45’
U20? Nah. This got to be some small time bullshit because if even the best highschool in the us played it would be 80-0. No way they have “world class” U20s who will actually go to good colleges or have a shot at the league
Looked it up: Davion Dixon is DL, Armstrong is a kicker, Mikey Gow reclassified
So they have one DL who is actually going somewhere and then the rest are guys who aren’t committed to play in college. “Viral sensation” at QB, a 3* athlete (so run of the mill uncommitted high schooler), a guy “training” to walk on at a G5 school, and a kicker. Those are the *highlighted* players.
You’d think the ND 4* would be able to single-handedly wreck other teams but if the rest of the team is just guys who have been happy to letter in football as juniors then yeah 19 year olds are gonna push them around
Also, semi-related, being ambidextrous as a QB doesn’t mean shit if you can’t throw well with either hand there’s a reason the greatest QBs have all had one dominant hand 💀
This is what happens when sleepy joe picks his crony buddies to represent the US. This would never happen under our lord and savior Donald J Trump. It would be 69-0, led by a great leader. Some would say the best of all time.
But are there any big names on that team? A Mahomes, Tyreek, Lamar, PS2, Fred Warner, etc? No. Let me see their best vs our best. I think that would be hilarious.
It’s all funny to laugh but we sent over just random ass dudes. These aren’t even college kids playing, us redditors could suit up for this USA team lmao
Bro what kind of players do they have playing for this US team? Clearly they’re not professionals, or even college level athletes at this point. They must have just asked some Americans on the side of the street if they wanted to play football for their country lol
u bum
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No surprise there. that austrian team won 6 back to back european championships and went unbeaten for years until they narrowly lost to canada in the semis.
Austria was heartbroken after the loss to canada in the semis and it was hard for them to motivate themselves for this game. Score looks way closer than it was and Austria really didn't play that good of a game either
I don’t even know who is on this team but I think it’s pretty cool other countries have some decent players. I hope scouts are taking notice. Maybe they make an NFL team. That would be a dream come true for them.
I’d be more concerned if this happened in 1938
I’m still concerned. What if this fuels a third world war????
Putin: Damnit, I had money riding on you Yanks!
We'd just send in Jesse Owens to put those mothefuckers back in their place again
project ~~2025~~2038
The worst thing to ever come out of Austria
https://preview.redd.it/r4m62savas9d1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6435fbd3d061bcce17a22e695fe709c7479d55b
Pat Mahomes Sr. photographed before concieving Patrick Mahomes II, Dec. 1994
I was wondering who that was
A young Andy Reid
Kevin Spacey is from Austria??
Is this the founder of the Yankees?
Down unddaa
![gif](giphy|GQyvRDbCscjfO)
https://preview.redd.it/dcsxbfurcs9d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe4da6473b403bd31adff1342c128bcc3853efa Smh this meme is taking damage
I wonder if this American football world tournament really grows you guys would send the best to compete!? It would take most likely a century to the rest of the world to catch up I imagine!
I ain't even mad that the US is getting beaten in this league that I only recently learned existed, if anything I'm glad other countries are taking interest enough to be good at it. Loss = win to me.
“Proud of you lil bro”
https://preview.redd.it/wleg07vo8t9d1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b1773ff836ca41f402df2b143a1d1c32d9ade5 Thanks big bro
Us Americans ain’t having it for long! Enter like… Derek Carr and some 3rd string receiver and a kick return running back
Oh god you gave me PTSD for that miss America clip where that chick says “all U.S. Americans”
![gif](giphy|lKvLoXyIiK6bEm9L3U|downsized) Derek Carr makes Jared Goff look like Tom Brady
Dude, there are like 4 players from d2 colleges, and this is a 20u league. The rest are basically Juco players at best. We barely can fill the roster while Canada has two full different rosters.
![gif](giphy|NxchSE8YcHffW) I'm just here to support football. Is that so wrong?
Is there a single player on this team at a D1 school?
NCAA players are not allowed to compete in this, so no
Thank you for expanding my knowledge, new at this & happy to learn. Where is this league getting players from, if I may ask?
I believe it’s only players that are below D3 or players good enough to play in college but didn’t pursue it in college. It’s an under 20 league.
Under 20, as in age? If so that's kinda awesome. The more I learn the more I like it!
Yep, under 20 years old
It'd be easier to find out, if they were winning
It’s just a brutal sport so anyone with any sort of financial or social incentive to play football in the U.S. is in it. No NFL. No UFL. No arena league. No NCAA D1-3. No NAIA even. We’re, uh, not sending our best. That’s for sure.
![gif](giphy|cl90q5wYv8lsQ) But we are sending. I'm entertained
Our gods must to come out of mount Olympus (NFL starters) and show these peasants who’s in charge around here (Mahomes, Bosa Brothers and Justin Jefferson on the same team).
Out of morbid curiosity I would love to see the point disparity of an NFL football dream team vs everybody in this tournament. I’m guessing something like when John Heisman and GTech crushed Cumberland 222-0.
Heisman intentionally ran up the score to make a point. If the NFL Dream Team wanted to in a U20 tournament they could score on every play, but I doubt they’d want to run up the score. I’m not sure if this bunch of teenagers could even stop the run though.
CMC/Mostert (Yards leader & TDs leader) RB duo, would just fucking kill all the Japanese or Austrian or whatever kids playing here.
Add Burrow/Chase/Hubbard/CTB & we got this
The US is playing the long game. If we convince other countries they can compete they’ll be more invested in playing.
Ah yes, experience & treachery will overcome youth & skill 90% of the time. I'm here for it lol
Idk the best American football players are not playing on whoever this team representing USA is and also the best basketball players from around the world come to play in the nba because they know it’s the most competitive basketball league in the world.
Losing to the Japanese and then a failed Austrian painter Is this some alternate 1940s?
https://preview.redd.it/05p2ztnncs9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b77430f62a15013714c2173d5135e3f73ce8f9b The alternate timeline:
Boston
Pats fans elated
Atlanta after Kirk Cousins signed
https://preview.redd.it/vm4du7oudt9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac405d2622f5b28250e090421a49dc7befc6efaa
Trump Tower circa 2025 after winning reelection
Didn't Japan win like 110-0? That's unironically the football equivalent of getting nuked, twice.
No, it was like 32-28. Edit: 41-20. Not great but not exactly nuked.
Who the fuck is on this team jfc
Uj/ It seems like it’s D3 underclassmen that have to pay to be in the team. Definitely not the cream of the crop of U20 athletes Rj/ LITTLE LIBTARD CUCKS, THATS WHOO
Making D3 athletes pay to be exposed on the national stage is the ultimate jerk. Well done whoever runs team usa. Let those bums know theyll never make the nfl
God it must suck to be better at football than 99.9% of Americans and still have to give it up and get a regular job.
Can’t wait for zach wilson to bag my groceries in a year
I think it was Madden 11 that had an achievement where if you picked off Kurt Warner twice or something like that you got an achievement that said “Go Bag Some Groceries”. That stills kills me to this day.
Zach Wilson on this team would prob result in us never losing tho. What if that’s his story arc….
/uj I know a guy who was competitive in D1 in collage. Probably not going to the NFL but was in the mix and knows a lot of guys who are in it. Dude is normal af and has burst a bunch of the bubbles the media and fans seem to create. He is genetic freak levels of athletic and works in IT. Dude definitely could have made money if NIL and transfer portal was a thing.
https://preview.redd.it/qwvbu38fku9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ab3e10d2753280c5a68ab0b13aafe8daa96acc “i know a guy…”
Welp. If you out it like that; party like it’s 1985 boys. Fuck football
Hey I live in Chicago. 1985 was our only good year for football.
Shuffling titties around the globe. Go team
They should rip the American flag off the uniforms of every single one of these “patriots”. First Japan, now a country part of the Third Reich? Disgrace to memory of the American team who pulled it off back in 45’
What do our bum players even do
Get bummed, apparently.
U20? Nah. This got to be some small time bullshit because if even the best highschool in the us played it would be 80-0. No way they have “world class” U20s who will actually go to good colleges or have a shot at the league
None of our world class HS players would risk injury right before college starts is my guess
Yeah I’m sure anyone heading for a D1 school would not be risking an injury over this.
Exactly why it’s a joke. “World champs”
Apparently Jonathan Taylor played in this league. I call bullshit.
Yeah, Jonathan Taylor Thomas
So did mac jones I believe
Hitler is cumming in his grave
Hitler 12/25:
Well yeah, their team is full of the best players in their country.. ours is filled with the players who couldn’t make a professional league.
Couldn’t even make D3 college. No NCAA players allowed.
And 0 of those Austrian players will make it to D3 schools. They will continue to play as a hobby while having a 9-5 job
At least we have better bagels than them
https://preview.redd.it/c90lvjd9ks9d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4217841c4ea1b73d5a74cd27d2282571bdfb7b Well this is our team
So just some dudes.
Looked it up: Davion Dixon is DL, Armstrong is a kicker, Mikey Gow reclassified So they have one DL who is actually going somewhere and then the rest are guys who aren’t committed to play in college. “Viral sensation” at QB, a 3* athlete (so run of the mill uncommitted high schooler), a guy “training” to walk on at a G5 school, and a kicker. Those are the *highlighted* players. You’d think the ND 4* would be able to single-handedly wreck other teams but if the rest of the team is just guys who have been happy to letter in football as juniors then yeah 19 year olds are gonna push them around Also, semi-related, being ambidextrous as a QB doesn’t mean shit if you can’t throw well with either hand there’s a reason the greatest QBs have all had one dominant hand 💀
Austria? Well then g’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
What league is this?
u bum can’t you read? Are you regarded?
Bernhard Raimann 12/25
The axis powers are finally striking back where it hurts 💔💔
It’s Joever Bidone
This is what happens when sleepy joe picks his crony buddies to represent the US. This would never happen under our lord and savior Donald J Trump. It would be 69-0, led by a great leader. Some would say the best of all time.
Italy is up next
Man, this is what Biden's country has led to? Losing to other countries at OUR sport??? My bull would've put up a better effort.
I hope we don’t play Italy
But are there any big names on that team? A Mahomes, Tyreek, Lamar, PS2, Fred Warner, etc? No. Let me see their best vs our best. I think that would be hilarious.
you do realize this is the U20 championship?
That don’t mean I don’t want to see tyreek beat more kids
It’s all funny to laugh but we sent over just random ass dudes. These aren’t even college kids playing, us redditors could suit up for this USA team lmao
Who are these bums playing for us?
Anyone that can actually play football is in the nfl. We’ll most likely always suck here
Trophy generation not talent is what we’re witnessing.
How much longer til the NFL season?
This is our 2/27.
Football is no longer America's sport
Who are these bozos
Bro what kind of players do they have playing for this US team? Clearly they’re not professionals, or even college level athletes at this point. They must have just asked some Americans on the side of the street if they wanted to play football for their country lol
Are we really going to end up forming the football version of “the dream team” next year or when ever how often they have these games?
Absolutely unacceptable
We need to send our most thuggish players to win games
America clearly isn’t sending their best
Why wasn’t Ndamukong Suh there? He could’ve just stomped out the whole team
Loss to Italy incoming
Are we seriously losing to the axis powers!?
This is not an nfl team
guys guys, come on. we’re tanking. next year we’ll be fucking amazing, [insert player here] is gonna make us real contenders
Post the roster, their age, and where they played. NOW
Get these BUMS off our field
Is this a different timeline?? What kind of score is that??
I'd ve more concerned if we had an NFL Allstars team playing in these games and losing like this.
Guys can we send at least D10 kids?
That’s it, get me out there
It looks to me like some people don’t appreciate having American citizenship
this is our 9/11
Bro who is on this team? Bishop Sycamore?
[удалено]
u bum *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
& what’s up with these odd ass scores too
Bro they’re the equivalent of community college/Juco players. They might as well be playing high school varsity kids for the USA.
Are they actually aloud to play real football? Tackling and real hitting? If so, that’s why the USA got their asses hand to them
No surprise there. that austrian team won 6 back to back european championships and went unbeaten for years until they narrowly lost to canada in the semis. Austria was heartbroken after the loss to canada in the semis and it was hard for them to motivate themselves for this game. Score looks way closer than it was and Austria really didn't play that good of a game either
I got invited to stuff like this. If I remember right. You had to fundraising or pay for it.
Put me in coach
This is fucking embarrassing. Give these guys the hook
Hey as long as Austria sticks with the gridiron and stays away from the iron crosses we should consider ourselves lucky.
No one on that team is D1 or has any chance of even making a cfl practice squad let alone an nfl practice squad
Who of note plays on the national team?
who tf is on this team???? coach put me in pls.
What if the U.S. really just sucks at football and we are only finding out now ?
what? how that shit is even possible? sent fucking nfl players.
Are there many U20 NFL players?
GET SHIT ON WOOOOOO greetings from austria
I can’t believe we lost to a bunch of kangaroo fuckers
Reading comprehension is your father
I don’t even know who is on this team but I think it’s pretty cool other countries have some decent players. I hope scouts are taking notice. Maybe they make an NFL team. That would be a dream come true for them.