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ZekeMoss18

"Fuck them kids" - Michael Jordan


pitter_patter_11

Also Michael Jackson


hotterpocketzz

Karl Malone also sends his regards from afar


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

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OversizedMicropenis

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Equal_Rub6545

jeffrey Epsteins sends his regaurds


kellzone

In a new film by Roman Polanski.


LowAd3406

Unlike Michael Jackson, his victim was at least a teen.


SnoringEagle

Why don’t you take a seat


usoland-sama

She was 12 years old. That is not a teen. She gave birth at 13


JimiForPresident

Holy shit, I never knew any of this. Wow that google search ruined my morning. That's messed up and he just paid to stay out of jail.


Simple-Thought-9437

Nahh 😭😂


DUDDITS_SSDD

Chamon'


Elegant_Housing_For

“Hey kids ask your uncle about that time he blew bubbles at the never land ranch.” Me to my kids when my brother in law is around


ragingpredator

Well done


TheGrumpyOldDad

Lawrence Taylor wishes to know more.


Silver_Surfer17

Baby : What he say fuck me for?


newontheblock99

*Baby proceeds to challenge ‘@Notdojaa’ to read the first chapter of a Harry Potter book*


thebartman47

How come he don't want me man?


SnappyTofu

Is that not Jackson Mahomes?


ZhangtheGreat

“Children are the future. Today belongs to me!” —Lindsey Naegle (The Simpsons)


B0ndzai

The children are our future...unless we stop them now! -Homer Simpson


JayJ9Nine

That baby knows what it did.


Due_Engineering_8035

I find it fascinating how much time people spend talking about people they supposedly hate. The op in the picture took time out of their day to find a picture of the Mahomes family save it then make a post saying they hate them. That time could have been spent… idk touching grass and getting a grip on reality? Also, if OP met any of the three in the picture they’d likely be too star struck to speak.


GTCounterNFL

Im not so sure if they visited Cincinnati or Buffalo they wouldn't get cursed at in public.


EclipseSmog

Prolly not that imani dude is a horrible person. Constantly makes fun of tragedies, player deaths etc


BlackLeader70

Why do people hate his wife? Genuine question. I only know her from the few scenes from the Netflix show. I’m not playing keeping up with the ~~Kardashians~~ Mahomes’ during the season. She seems like an entitled rich white lady but not bad enough to hate.


CouncilmanRickPrime

I told my wife people hate her while we were watching Quarterback. She asked why and I genuinely couldn't think of one reason besides "they hate Mahomes and claim she's a gold digger"


thebartman47

>claim she's a gold digger Which is funny because I'm pretty sure they met and started dating in high school lmfao


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yup if you look at old pictures of them Mahomes definitely doesn't look like a future NFL player either.


winston2552

Ehhh. His dad was a MLB player or something though. I'd bet Pat looked like a rich kid in HS. Not knocking him or anything just saying the gold digger claim might not be completely unjustified lol


Gobblewicket

Except, according to both of them, he was friend zoned when they first met and had to work his way out of it. I think it'd be an awful long con for a high school "gold digger" in high school to convince a guy she wasn't interested in him, just so he chases her. All that just in case a sophmore becomes tge best QB on the planet.


winston2552

No. Without becoming even a regular NFL QB, his dad still had money is my point. He still grew up a rich kid. Side point...claiming what you claim he claimed sounds better than "yeah she knew my dad was rich" Edit: I do not hate her or think she is a gold digger.


ptolover7

I'm not really sure what the actual hate is for. I find her kind of annoying but that's about it, and if that's why everyone genuinely hates her then that's insane.


SirArthurDime

I feel the same way. She acts exactly how you’d expect your average entitled person who is married to a super star. A lot of her antics can even just be chalked up to being young dumb rich and care free. It’s understandable why that’s annoying to those of us working to make it. But people put way too much energy into hating this person who has no influence on their lives and has done no harm to anyone’s lives. It’s not like his brother who’s a legit menace to society and has harmed people. We should stop talking about them like they’re in the same category.


isaac129

I’m surprised no one has said it. She sprayed champagne on Bills fans after the Chiefs beat them in the AFC championship a few years ago. That’s when the hate really started. She’s calmed down since


bringbackbulaga

She used to be extremely obnoxious, but she’s definitely calmed down over the last year or so


indignant_halitosis

It’s because she’s White. There’s a growing movement in Black America to stop race mixing. It’s whole thing where Patrick Mahomes’ dad is shown as dark black, he married a White woman and got Patrick, who married a White woman and now their kid looks totally White. It’s exactly as racist as it sounds.


CouncilmanRickPrime

This is NOT why people hate her. 15 year old white boys dunk on her all the time.


GTCounterNFL

15 year old boys are the most fucked people; all they do is hate. Every famous guy with looks is a FAG. Anyone in love with a female, in pics holding hands with one, is like, so GAY. I work around them.


CouncilmanRickPrime

I'm not saying they're great, but nobody hates her because she's white. Ask anyone who's constantly hating on her, guarantee it's some sexist bullshit, nothing to do with race. That or they hate everything associated with Mahomes by default.


Redmangc1

She's the epitome of Midwest white woman married to someone with money. I don't hate her, but that type is very easy to hate if you know them Edit: I have no proof, but I know she says her and Taylor are Besties Edit 2: Again I don't hate her, I have no reason to. But she LOOKS like one of those women and it's easy for many to just assume she's exactly like them. They besties comment was to help those imagine that type better if you're not in the know, but I guess not


TheyCallMeStone

1) she's been with Patrick since high school, not like she jumped on the bandwagon once he was an nfl star 2) of course she says they're besties, wtf else is she supposed to say? Even if it's not true, both Taylor and the Mahomes family know where their bread is buttered and that's just good PR


Redmangc1

I get both points, and to me she doesn't exude that energy like most of those women But she does look like a duck, so many are going to assume she sounds and swims like one too.


bhz33

She says she’s besties with Taylor Swift and that’s a reason to hate her?


Redmangc1

It's not, but it is part of that personality entitled person she resembles. Alot of these Midwestern married to money women know someone famous because of their partner and use it as a status symbol. Again, I don't hate her, I haven't been given an actual reason to yet. But there are many women like her, or in a similar situation as her that really give a bad vibe to many


Simple-Thought-9437

> She's the epitome of Midwest white woman married to someone with money. > I don't hate her, but that type is very easy to hate if you know them Wrong. They've been together since high school. > Edit: I have no proof, but I know she says her and Taylor are Besties What. Is that really a reason to hate on someone?


Redmangc1

>Wrong. They've been together since high school. Neither of our comments contradicted the other >What. Is that really a reason to hate on someone? People see that as part of an entitled attitude. I said it in another comment, she looks like a duck so many are going to assume she sounds and swims like one too


Simple-Thought-9437

You just assumed she's a gold digger just cause she's married to an athlete while they've been together since highschool, possibly when mahomes was broke. So technically it did correlate with my previous reply.


Redmangc1

>>She's the epitome of Midwest white woman married to someone with money. Show me where I assumed it. She is quite literally a Midwest White woman married to someone with money Is the use of Epitome, because She looks exactly like that type of woman. Alot of them are also married to their HS/College boyfriends


velvetbettle

It’s not personal and I am sure they’re nice people but they don’t play for my team so I hope they get hit by a truck


tfWindman

Most babies don't play for your team


joeyGOATgruff

Did you check his flair? There are most definitely babies on his team and in the stands


CouncilmanRickPrime

There were at least 11 starting on defense when the dolphins dropped 70 on em.


velvetbettle

3-28 Now go home


CouncilmanRickPrime

Heard that before 🥱 Don't let an offense drop 70 on you on your way out.


velvetbettle

Your homework tonight is to google super bowl 33


CouncilmanRickPrime

Why would I Google that? I can just ask my grandad.


alexander_puggleton

Now that Russ is gone


KHanson25

I mean… in this guys defense the baby is related to Jackson Mahomes 


BlackLeader70

That’s like saying Bin Laden’s niece should also be guilty of 9/11. Leave that little baby alone lol.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

>That’s like saying Bin Laden’s niece should also be guilty of 9/11. Well, what did she do to stop it?


KHanson25

Maybe she reported it to the CIA?


GoldcoinforRosey

lmao


SADdog2020Pb

And like Jackson, this baby could do basically anything and the system will still protect them and give them attention


ShoeNo8656

nope! If someone commits a crime they will be charged


SwanzY-

this made me laugh out loud for longer than it should’ve


SirArthurDime

Yo Xan get your boy dog!


SusseyBaka

Mahomes derangement syndrome - also my entire conference is a fraud


Shocktartfarts

If I were a Bills fan; I’d hate them too.


chizzipsandsizalsa

Literally hating for no reason.


GTCounterNFL

This is nowhere near as hateable as Brady and Giselle with a baby in 5000$ worth of designer clothes including the onesie. They're dressed in shit normal people wear. That flannel looks like Target


experienceTHEjizz

The baby called me the N word.


adrianmarco

Maybe he hates the guy in the background instead of the baby?


NoNotice8528

Imani must be a 49ers fan lol


LooneyGoon1994

She mad because he’s not a pro athlete that fucks woman and doesn’t pull out.


Gobblewicket

So he got that Blake Griffin game.


EpicPoggerGamer69

...I actually agree, tf that lil saint do?


Additional-Slice-742

Hate by proxy


ElJamoquio

Huh? What do people have against Mahomes other than his success? And what the hell is wrong with his wife, let alone the baby?


Cautious-Chain-4260

Did Mahomes do something I'm not aware of where people hate him now? Or is this guy just mad because he beat him team or something.


Gobblewicket

He wins a lot. That in and of itself will generate hate over time.


Cautious-Chain-4260

I love sports, but if you're filled with hate over it, you're taking it too seriously.


AvatarDante

That baby's name? Bart Harley Jarvis.


angrybox1842

Boooooo


Fooodlover9280

We all love Kermit the frog


brianmt43

I have 0 clue as to why I find this hilarious 🤣


NYisMyLady

She cheated on him


ihadtomakeajoke

The baby done nothing wrong 😭


KjVamp00

lol bro


king_meatster

Right now, the baby is cute. But we all know she's going to grow up and be just like her mother. Or worse, her uncle.


Silver_Surfer17

This ain't it chief


Millibyte

correct. patrick mahomes is the chief. the baby is currently a free agent.


JakimCampbell15

How much guaranteed is he/she gonna get


CouncilmanRickPrime

This is a meme subreddit. At least be funny when you write dumb comments.


Gobblewicket

What's wrong with Devin Mathews? Guy is a veteran! He even rode around on boats! Some Buccaneer you are, hating on a fellow boat boy!