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king_meatster

They lost to one-legged Jimmy Garapolo and a guy who couldn’t decide what position he was. Then they blamed the loss on the fucking sun in a dome that they built.


homiej420

Unironically hysterical they blamed their own building lol


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Jerryworld is quite the sight though. The punt-deflecting Jumbotron is a monolith to capitalism at its finest


TommyFitness

You gotta add some more context to the stadium. Everyone was like, "how did they not know this was a thing"...that's because they hadn't had a home playoff game in ATT stadium yet. plus the season being pushed one week later (sunset time different in janurary then december) for an extra playoff seed- which Jerry Jones was the biggest pusher for - "look how much more money the league will make if my 7-10 range win team makes the playoffs as a 7th seed- to which they lost a home playoff game to a 7 seed as well. 


Itburns138

It just wasn't their year. This year is their year though. For sure. 


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homiej420

Lol


milt0r6

THANK YOU! See, I keep telling people this but no one ever listens!


homiej420

Idk how all those other people keep deluding themselves it never works out for them, but it just might this time!


GentryMillMadMan

That is a lot of rushing yards for a center…


Meme_Pope

Dak Prescott threw for over 400 yards in the ass kicking they received from Green Bay in the playoffs. Stats don’t tell the full story. Especially when you pop off on trash teams and choke against good ones.


AcaBeast

Dak was doing so well against the packers... in garbage time. 70 mil contract incoming


EDNivek

hey he got it close enough that GB had to bring out the 1st teamers again


Yungklipo

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"


Yungklipo

Green Bay and padding QB stats with garbage time yardage. Name a more iconic duo.


yoosername456

Ah yes the Tua special.


Cyphermaniax

That’s because Dak thought it be great to run the middle with 10 seconds left in the game and no timeouts against the Niners. Sincerely a Seahawks fan.


homiej420

Unbelievable play lol


experienceTHEjizz

I am sure a NFL qb with a decade of experience knows more about football than some guy on his couch. You just got to give him some time to work his magic.


Cyphermaniax

Experience does not equate to intelligence. And Dak LITERALLY had no time to waste on that play.


experienceTHEjizz

I was just trying to poke fun about his time management.


Cyphermaniax

Either way I just wanted to point out the deaf ears Dak had when he was confronted on this. Blamed the refs and praised his fans booing the refs rather than admit he himself was to blame.


Philboyd_Studge

Seahawks fan oughta be quiet about last second plays tbh


0601bradley

And let’s not forget Amari Cooper who in 22 and 23 led the AFC North in receiving yards despite horrible quarterback play.


KingCrab95

they really extended zeke instead of him lmao


True_Window_9389

We all knew what was gonna happen too


JamesJakes000

There really is a need to put current yardage in the modern game perspective.


djdeforte

They’re the Dan Marino of NFL teams.


Navin_J

Because the coaches have been terrible the last 30 years


redonkulousness

[year this our is](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENm90tlU4AEjvdR.jpg)


M4A1STAKESAUCE

I used to call Tony Romo Tony Chokomo. Now we have Dak Pickscott. Cowboys love chokers because that's more media bullshit. Everyone forgot the Chiefs won the SB. No one forgets the chokes.


EDNivek

> No one forgets the chokes. tell me about it


AlphaGambler71

But theyre dallas 😂


Acehardwaresucks

They just stat pad on trash teams all year. I remember a couple years ago it was like week 13 or smh cowboys plays the giants and cowboys were up by like 4 tds middle of third and they are still sending full starters and going for scores. Any other teams would’ve pull their rb1, put back up qb in and just ran the clock down with run plays.


awt1990

“These lights are TOO bright. Turn down the lights, turn down the lights!”


JoeDogs777

Sorry Cowboys you are not going far with DAK!


jeremyben

Until they learn to stop having 1 man show unicorns that complain they don’t get the ball enough, it’ll never work. They need to come together as a team. Be unselfish and learn to play on each other. Basically you’re strong alone, but you’re even stronger together idea.