We had our little milf hunter, yall had your emmunized nipple rubber I think we call it even here
I’ll see you in 16 years when we trade for Jordan Love btw
That was Sam Darnold. Lifelong Jets fan here, I suffered through many a Jets QB disaster. And while Zach Wilson was a joke for a long time. He didn’t see ghosts.
Have some nuance. This woman is very attractive but she’d look better without them. It’s a turnoff for me but yeah no shit she’s still hot.
I think the era of fake looking faces will come to an end soon. You can tell by how Gen Z is doing their face makeup. It’s gonna look super cringe soon tbh.
The base of his palm and his fingertips are definitely touching her, and I'd bet the outer edge of his hand as well.
My guess? Dude's entire bloodstream is flooded with adrenaline so he's got a bit more unconscious rigidity than usual.
I saw an assertion that I didn't think made sense so I looked a little closer. Who is in the photo and how famous they are doesn't really matter at that point.
Minus the brow arch they have kinda the same everything shape. (Obviously she's had her lips touched up too.) Why shoot for someone else's mom when you can fuck your own sister on the reg boys
Ngl all the work done to her face kinda scares me.
It’s like Patrick Bateman wearing a young woman’s face stretched over his, but to make it less corpse like he injected enough Botox to kill an elephant and stretched everything way to tight.
he don’t give a shit lmao, he’s already earned $35M in the NFL alone - not including any sponsorship and endorsements
bro is set for life and he’ll probably be a career backup earning more millions in the next few years
No, Sears. My family used the same backdrop for a picture when we pretended to be out of town so we didn't have to go to my uncle's BBQ. We all got food poisoning the prior 2 times.
Why does this sub regularly have 45 year old, probably married, men drooling over an nfl players younger girlfriend? What the fuck is wrong with some of you.
Doesn’t make it any less fucking weird, like what is even the meme here? What’s funny about this, this is just a bunch of horny asses talking about someone else girlfriend or wondering if hs “doing hover hand” like what the fuck.
Sir this is an NFL meme page, if y’all wanna circle jerk it to someone else’s girlfriend there’s probably plenty of subs for that, this is straight up just weird behavior and isn’t even a meme, at least in AFCEmemewars people call out dumb and weird shit like this instead of getting horny with the OP.
What are you new here? Non-memes get posted all the time, plus it is a slow part of the offseason so that rule is laxed anyways. Not to mention most of the comments here are jokes and memes about Wilson, and not "being horny". So sir, this is a NFL meme page, stop taking things so serious.
Again, all of the other meme pages for sports I’m in has dumb fucks post shit like this all the time, and people call it out for it being weird and kinda just dumb and low effort, this is literally a screenshot from one of their socials with nothing else added except the OP thinking she’s hot and y’all like this? I’m glad the weirdos are putting themselves under my shit honestly.
Again, where is meme? This isn’t a meme or a joke or quite literally anything but the OP calling his girlfriend hot, that’s all his post was. There wasn’t making fun of him in the post or anything, what part of that can you not get through your thick fucking skull? This is a post about some dude calling a chick hot under an nfl meme page and y’all think this is good content?
[https://www.tiktok.com/@theslappablejerk/video/7223568090884230442?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@theslappablejerk/video/7223568090884230442?lang=en)
Exactly how this played out for you two
You don’t get to make fun of redditors when you’re clearly a chronically online person yourself, you have more comments in the last week than I do my entire time on here, get a life buddy.
I honestly didn't recognize him until I read the comments. He looks so happy here... unlike when he's on the field.
I still don't know who this is. Everyone in the comments is just memeing and I am confused.
Zach Wilson
Thank you for answering.
The Motherfucker
That must be his sister then, right? That woman is far too young for him.
Hes like 25....she's like 21 at the youngest...what?
He likes MILFs of the older variety usually.
30s his min
Who’s that?
That’s the 2020 Polynesian Football Player of the Year.
Mothafucka Jones
Man I wish Zach had an eye for receivers like he has an eye for hot moms. He had such a New York personality. He was like a Mormon Broadway Joe
Where he misses a lot
I think this is just a dentist ad for perfect teeth.
He’s happy because he finally left the Jets
"durrhurr I make funny" get a team aints
Everyone needs their happy place to be in.
He does miss. Wide open receivers.
[удалено]
Nope. He missed.
Too busy scoring in bed Not enough scoring on the field
Not vs the Steelers though
Still a millionaire regardless God bless America
We had our little milf hunter, yall had your emmunized nipple rubber I think we call it even here I’ll see you in 16 years when we trade for Jordan Love btw
Tryna hit them ghosts
That was Sam Darnold. Lifelong Jets fan here, I suffered through many a Jets QB disaster. And while Zach Wilson was a joke for a long time. He didn’t see ghosts.
Brethern saw ghosts, he sees Abbey Gile
that's the joke though
Wait Pickett or Wilson? cause both fit that description
Denver Moms in shambles
They’re still on the menu
Well this woman is actually a 73 year old lizard with surgery so he's still representing cougar nation
Mark Zuckerberg?
Smokin’ these ~~meats~~ cougars
Fake lips vs. no lips
Now I can’t unsee the hot dog lips and his non existent lips. But holy shit that is a big old rock!
Those kids are gonna have… checks notes…. No lips?
Reddit loves to act like they wouldn’t drool over this girl if they saw her at the bar
Have some nuance. This woman is very attractive but she’d look better without them. It’s a turnoff for me but yeah no shit she’s still hot. I think the era of fake looking faces will come to an end soon. You can tell by how Gen Z is doing their face makeup. It’s gonna look super cringe soon tbh.
Except, you know, if shes not your type.
Y'all do know lip filler is still your lips right?
Yes, just filled with things that aren’t your lips.
He doesn't miss. He Mrs.
You get a fake award for this, the kind that doesn't cost me money, absolutely brilliant comment
He misses a lot on the field so he doesn’t miss off the field. Bro knows his probability theory.
Hover hand on your fiancé? Dude is respectful af.
The Dr didn't miss with that Botox either.
Dr stabbing her face like a junkie
I'm sorry but that is the most generic looking "hot girl" I've ever seen in my life, I like mine a lil weird idk lol
I wanna see some QB like Trevor Lawrence roll into a pre-game with some big tiddy goth gf.
Word on the street is she hawk Tuah’d the Athletic Talent right out of him
Who is this?
Easton Stick and Kendall Hinton
Some random guy and a silicone doll he dresses up
Yikes
This has stirred up the haters lol. Good for him. Looks happy.
He sure can't miss those lips.
Is he hover-handing her hip? Bro.
her boyfriend was taking the picture so he was trying to be respectful
The base of his palm and his fingertips are definitely touching her, and I'd bet the outer edge of his hand as well. My guess? Dude's entire bloodstream is flooded with adrenaline so he's got a bit more unconscious rigidity than usual.
I couldn't imagine being famous enough that a bunch of reddit dorks took time to dissect one of my photos in this level of detail. Holy shit
I saw an assertion that I didn't think made sense so I looked a little closer. Who is in the photo and how famous they are doesn't really matter at that point.
Poor dude sucks ass literally haha
Sure he doesn't. She's gonna have SOOOOO many sinus infections
What?
I think they are alluding to Mr. Wilson ejaculating on to this young women's face, into her nostrils, and down her sinus cavity.
Hahahahaha what?:D
Passes
Where meme?
it’s there if you squint hard enough
Dating a woman like that would be a fucking nightmare
She’s not old enough for him
That's my backup, backup quarter back.
Good for Drew Lock
🐎🐔🔒
She obviously doesn't watch NFL
Is that his buddies mom? He finally tied the knot?
i straight up thought that was Jeremy fragrance for a sec
Standards in Hell
How’s her mom though
I'm not a fan of lip filler, but I'd give her a red 69, hut,hut.
I’m happy for him and I’m glad he’s not our quarterback anymore
why so shinyr?
That’s just a skinny woman in a lot of makeup Even the lip gloss is over applied This is a miss
Legit kinda scary, ngl. Why does she look more muscular than him.
He misses open receiver tho
Who is this?
ur QB
Bahahahah
This man's chin is perfect for a goofy beard lineup of a city skyline.
Minus the brow arch they have kinda the same everything shape. (Obviously she's had her lips touched up too.) Why shoot for someone else's mom when you can fuck your own sister on the reg boys
I wonder what their conversations are like
\*whistle\*
That’s not a 50+ year old mother 🤔
Unless he’s passing a football
Is she being taken out of the so called impossible Denver dating scene or did he import her from NY? The stat machine needs to know.
who is she??
Isn't she a few kids short and 20 years too young for him?
Must be getting old. She looks like a retard
There ain’t nothing behind those eyes 😂
except for when it comes to actually playing football lmao
plot twist: he will marry her so he could fuck her mom
Why she look like a white Glo Rilla
Zach looks like the dude from college that was Xanax dealer and finance major frat bro that has settled down now.
It's funny how he used his signing bonus to buy someone else a signing bonus.
He's mormon so this is just the first of many wives.
Bros summer internship was being a top 5 draft pick. He’s over in the mountains ready to drop her for the next MILF that wanna homie hop.
Ngl all the work done to her face kinda scares me. It’s like Patrick Bateman wearing a young woman’s face stretched over his, but to make it less corpse like he injected enough Botox to kill an elephant and stretched everything way to tight.
i wanna be her
That smile is gonna disappear so quickly when he remembers his career has gone nowhere and he’s a Bronco now. Yikes…
he don’t give a shit lmao, he’s already earned $35M in the NFL alone - not including any sponsorship and endorsements bro is set for life and he’ll probably be a career backup earning more millions in the next few years
why are bro’s eyes so small
Her hand looks so fucking awkward trying to show off her shiny jewelry lmao 😂
Here's the thing though...it doesn't
Amalfi coast?
No, Sears. My family used the same backdrop for a picture when we pretended to be out of town so we didn't have to go to my uncle's BBQ. We all got food poisoning the prior 2 times.
Why? Cause he got him a basic white bitch?
Why does this sub regularly have 45 year old, probably married, men drooling over an nfl players younger girlfriend? What the fuck is wrong with some of you.
Guys like hot chicks, more at 11 actually that's pretty much it
Doesn’t make it any less fucking weird, like what is even the meme here? What’s funny about this, this is just a bunch of horny asses talking about someone else girlfriend or wondering if hs “doing hover hand” like what the fuck.
It's no different than your gay ass watching for the tight pants, and there's nothing wrong with that.
OMG How can men be attracted to pretty women!!! Make it make sense.
Sir this is an NFL meme page, if y’all wanna circle jerk it to someone else’s girlfriend there’s probably plenty of subs for that, this is straight up just weird behavior and isn’t even a meme, at least in AFCEmemewars people call out dumb and weird shit like this instead of getting horny with the OP.
What are you new here? Non-memes get posted all the time, plus it is a slow part of the offseason so that rule is laxed anyways. Not to mention most of the comments here are jokes and memes about Wilson, and not "being horny". So sir, this is a NFL meme page, stop taking things so serious.
Again, all of the other meme pages for sports I’m in has dumb fucks post shit like this all the time, and people call it out for it being weird and kinda just dumb and low effort, this is literally a screenshot from one of their socials with nothing else added except the OP thinking she’s hot and y’all like this? I’m glad the weirdos are putting themselves under my shit honestly.
Yes, we like memeing and making fun of Zach Wilson, the NFL player on this NFL meme page. You really cracked the case here detective.
Again, where is meme? This isn’t a meme or a joke or quite literally anything but the OP calling his girlfriend hot, that’s all his post was. There wasn’t making fun of him in the post or anything, what part of that can you not get through your thick fucking skull? This is a post about some dude calling a chick hot under an nfl meme page and y’all think this is good content?
Are you illiterate? I clearly said we are memeing and joking in the contents? Come on little fella, try to keep up.
That’s why both of the comments defending the post, including yours, were about her being hot, it’s definitely about joking in the comments tho lmao.
wow, 2 whole comments out of like 50. Also you asked the question, and me and the other guy gave you the answer. But keep up the cope little fella...
[https://www.tiktok.com/@theslappablejerk/video/7223568090884230442?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@theslappablejerk/video/7223568090884230442?lang=en) Exactly how this played out for you two
You don’t get to make fun of redditors when you’re clearly a chronically online person yourself, you have more comments in the last week than I do my entire time on here, get a life buddy.
I just did nerd
Yall a bunch of incels. Im in other circle jerk subs and this is by far the most immature and gross.
It is immature and gross to give props to a guy for marrying a beautiful woman that he loves? Lmao, get some help dude.
she's a 6/10 you find better looking women going to your local grocery store.
Bro he's in Denver
you damn right. i be taking living in south florida for granted. sometimes i forget how good we have it.
Tell me you’ve never been to Denver without saying you’ve ever been to Denver
It was about time he got a W.