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TBGusBus

For the love of god someone just say what he did


HomerJSimpson3

They said it was disgusting and unacceptable to the Black Hawks… so we know it’s not sexual assault


Smittywebermanjanson

He probably gambled on his own games. Apparently that’s a death sentence in a league that has betting sponsors plastered everywhere!


Sarge1387

It’s something that happened at a team organized function in front of sponsors and upper management of the Franchise the night before a game in Nashville


FreddieKane55

No. They said it was disgusting to say the rumours that have been said about Bedards mom.


puddStar

Holy shit am I glad I came across this. Shitty day, but this brightened it up


civiliancasualty

Hope tomorrow is a better one bud!


mynameiscutie

Ooooh nice burn.


Stereocloud

Slept with Bedards entire extended family


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TheFoundation_

Careful or some hockey "insider" is gonna take your comment and run with it


callisterart

Anonymous insider close to team (random dude on Reddit) stated... -- Sports Journalist


[deleted]

“Sources familiar with Perry’s behavior”


Jemmani22

How much do they get paid? I could do that job


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amanofcultureisee

perry is way too ugly to pull her.....


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Occams_ElectricRazor

>Bedard's mom is a 6.8. She's at least a 6.9


s27m11

Nice.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

A great time, ruined by a period.


aldiwankenobi

I remember during the 2022 Stanley Cup Finals, the TV would focus on her--and even though she looked sad (crying a bit actually) as TB lost to AVS--she's still a looker!


994kk1

You should be. Obviously he wasn't pulled from the middle of a game because a staffer heard a rumor that he raped someone over 18 years ago and the Blackhawks concluded that was the case in a quick internal investigation. Think a little bit before throwing shit out there at least.


LouieSportsman

Hahaha my god. It’s so funny when people say this stuff. I can’t imagine what life would be like if I believed everything I was told.


knigmich

Great, now this gonna be headline tomorrow, thx dude


-aibohphobia-

Isn’t Perry rumoured to be a KGB agent?


AIHumanWhoCares

Why would the Moldavian intelligence agency want an agent in the NHL? To spy on the Russian players?


MediocreModular

TIL only Russians can work for KGB.


[deleted]

I don’t watch hockey. This popped up on my Reddit suggestion and I’m so damn invested.


Adelman01

Yeah come on in the water is frozen


DeProfundisAdAstra

This is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in several days. I will be adopting this and saying this to everyone who takes an interest to hockey from now on thank you.


Adelman01

Lol no. no. Thank you!


BrightLion72

Dude, this was sharp … 🤘🤘👏


PucknBallsports

Not too late season basically just started


TnL17

And it's already over for some...


lazyf-inirishman

RIP Wild


PanarinBagel

gg


re-verse

Never too late to start, if you don’t mind getting in to a sport that makes all other sport look slow and boring.


Witty217

Ain't that the fuckin truth


[deleted]

Slow and boring? You’ve clearly never experienced the excitement of soccer being 0-0 in overtime lol


re-verse

Imagine soccer but everyone can run at 30kmph, plus they have sticks and fighting every now and then is considered ok. Plus the players try to hide when they are hurt rather than embellish upon it. It’s pretty wild.


nthensome

A few ways they could improve soccer; The field is way too big. Shrink it. You're allowed to bodycheck your opponent Entirely too many players on the field. Winnow it down to 5 and a goalie. Make the field a giant block of ice


dlee89

Give them sticks


Bex1218

Knives on their feet.


strcrssd

That's fun, but still slow compared to Hockey. Try 3v3 overtime in an important game, or overtime in the playoffs. Intensity is absolutely incredible.


Guilty-Anteater-910

So Perry and an employee were having some nose beers on the coaches desk or something.


JustLikeTampa

He said disgusting not awesome.


Ok-Cantaloupe7160

Do you guys know what dick dingers are?


BW_RedY1618

I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.


AnIrishMexican

You ever hoovered barnyard schneef?


Ok-Cantaloupe7160

I’ve hoovered schneef off the manure pile.


Crowtein

You ever hoovered schneef off Bedard's mom?


Ok-Cantaloupe7160

I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest


bombardslaught

Someone get this guy a snooter.


mild_toadster

Schneef is unbelievable.


MrVolOpt

Get this man a fucking Puppers.


According-Song-5705

Stewaaaart !!!


IAintYourPalFriend

Settle down.


mwl1234

Damn dick dingers, they’ll get ya in trouble every time


Alextryingforgrate

So off the back of a toilet tank.


mitchdaman52

One of those fold down diaper changing stations in the bathroom.


El_Cactus_Loco

“Hey man this coke smells like shit”


CanadaMudkip420

It is shit Austin


michaelhonchosr

Because when ur an addict you see the world in terms of surfaces.


jdshowtime12

I don’t know. Something tells me Chicago would have cool bathrooms to do blow in.


H_Mus

He's talking about the rumours being disgusting not the act


Bwill4321

He's saying the rumors were disgusting tho


Fardn_n_shiddn

Or Perry did a few lines off Bedard’s moms ass


Snoo10960

Perry Told Bedard to smell his thumb, it was in her bum.


TURBOJUGGED

Nah. Sounds like bullshit. If it was a drug thing they could reading say he was recommended to the player assistance program and upon his refusal, we terminated his contract. Nice and tidy. By not saying anything, almost confirming that Perry got his bang on with Bedard's mom.


Grrrrrrrt420

He said the bedard rumours are “deeply disturbing”


[deleted]

I know this is still really fresh guys, but it's surreal to me that it's something that needed to be addressed in an official capacity at all. Almost 2024. What a time to be alive.


big-daddy-unikron

Thanks to the internet we have way more morons that are easily manipulated & lemmings to follow a troll foraging for E-cred


[deleted]

So who did he fuck or punch ? If he was drinking or on drugs he would be in the program. I doubt he was stealing pens.


superschaap81

He's been stealing Bedard's sticks and selling them on FB Marketplace. Ad has "Corey Perry sticks available too" Everyone inquiring - "No thanks. I'll pass on the Perry ones"


SsL27

Perry's sticks aren't even his own, when he was in Montreal Josh Anderson had him try his stick and Perry switch then and to my knowledge never went back.


superschaap81

LOL, it was a joke, but that is a neat fact. I remember Mogilny was the same way here in Vancouver. Constantly using other players sticks.


SsL27

Neat!


HappyDiscussion5469

My guess is on gambling. Would explain why they're being so secretive about it, it's a bad look for the league.


[deleted]

Fuckin Gamblor


42069over

It’s time to Snatch Perry from his Neon Claws


TheDudeInTheD

You gotta know when to hold them or some shit like that.


Occams_ElectricRazor

>My guess is on gambling. Would explain why they're being so secretive about it, it's a bad look for the league. The league that would sell real estate in one of their games to list the odds that this is over gambling? That league?


steboy

They said he violated the teams internal policies related to providing a safe and professional work environment. He either fucked someone, sexually harassed someone or threatened someone, by the sounds of it. And it seems like it happened during the mom’s trip.


vbcbandr

Why not all three though!??


Lew_Bi

Nah, if he sexually harassed someone they would have given him a letter of recommendation and send him to a college team


soufboundpachyderm

Nah it’s almost 100% some sort of sexual misconduct. He would have just been suspended like the last dude if it was gambling. This is most definitely something that raises to the level of criminality. They would not be doing this big media circus drawing attention to it unless it’s something the team specifically has a bug a boo about and in this case we know what that bug a boo is and it’s already gotten them criticized for getting Connor at all. So for them to draw attention to it and make preemptive statements before we know what it is, it is way the hell more serious than gambling.


PhilMcCraken2001

This has to be something bigger than gambling, unless he was betting on something fucked.


JCC72

If it was just gambling, reporters wouldn’t be afraid to write the story. Has to be someone else involved.


TheNorthernGeek

I think he's running a secret post game sweaty feet OnlyFans account and someone recognized the background.


[deleted]

Not for money just for the thrill. Makes sense.


TheNorthernGeek

Exactly. He couldn't let all that content go to waste.


WrestleFlex

They were told by Perry that their sweaty post game team footsie videos were for a cancer charity fund, not his only fans. The team is rightfully mad he broke Onlyfans terms of service and decided to let him go.


hexsealedfusion

> If he was drinking or on drugs he would be in the program He would have to agree to entering the program first


snowblow66

Yeah, but his contract couldnt be terminated. Most people dont want to throw away millions.


superworking

His contract was 2 mil signing bonus and 2 mil salary, so he'd be giving up 1.5M as a guy who's made about 100M and closing in on turning 39. If you really didn't wanna deal with forced rehab through your employer it's not that hard to imagine he'd tell them to fk off.


994kk1

Him being pulled in the middle of the game makes it sound like he did some dumb shit just before the game or between the periods. Got caught doing some coke or fucking someone? Who knows.


[deleted]

He got pulled prior to game start, hawks went 11/7 as a result. He wasn’t pulled during play


Filmexec21

Maybe, Perry fucked Davidson's wife...


[deleted]

It will come out eventually here….


fatch0deBoi34

I mean Val’s issues with the Avs still haven’t come out fully lol


likeslululemon

I brought this up in our GDT yesterday and I was basically told the NHL said they were happy with how the investigation went and Nichushkin was told he would have been cleared to play a second round… That still doesn’t tell me why Nichushkin was in bed with a drunk, barely alert prostitute from Ukraine/Russia 4 hours before a playoff game…


Gustlock

Oh like you’ve never woke up with unconscious Russian hooker in your bed…I mean we’ve all been there! Am I right????…right??? Hello?


[deleted]

I mean before a regular season game, sure ... who hasn't? But a playoff game?


Hotel_Putingrad

Da


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True


ShartRat

I know like none of the details came out but wasn't there also bodycam footage that came out a few months ago? I don't mean the Galchenyuk thing but I thought I remembered hearing about that unless I'm thinking of something else


PhredInYerHead

Yep, of the team doctor talking to the cops and the Russian hooker is in the ambulance behind him.


ShartRat

Ah I see thanks.


Porkchopp33

Someone will be dying to leak it


tittyflavrdsprinkles

What I heard was Corey Perry got caught whackin’ in his neighbors camper.


CHRLZ_IIIM

Bwaaaaaah


AnonymousBromosapien

I agree, and there is only one way to fix this issue... We as fans need to take a stand against these atrocities and DEMAND the NHL take action immediately and ban the Bruins from the NHL for the rest of the season.


Canadian_mk11

and fine the Rangers $250K.


LeaveAtNine

Ottawa, that’s another first.


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The Coyotes have entered the chat


LeaveAtNine

Is that the legend himself? Pavel Datsuyk?


JustJohan49

Pris Chronger


NothingBurgerNoCals

Additionally, a five second penalty for Ocon


Spotted_Wombat

It would bar me from being disappointed again


Milksteak_Sandwich

Yah, but you'd lose your opportunity to end the Leafs post season, which is always fun.


Spotted_Wombat

They do that to themselves they dont need the bruins


blumpkin_donuts

Hear, hear!


TriggeredPrivilege37

Dammit. We’re trying like hell to be the good guys! We’re literally letting shitty teams win!


Flaky-Calendar-1195

Seconded


PoliteCanadian2

Thirded! Fuck 2011.


re-verse

So say we all.


HoopOnPoop

Tom Wilson has been fined $5,000


EastCoastCapping

You're right! Enough is enough!


mu5tardtiger

said they learned about it in Columbus. what happened in Ohio?


SuretyBringsRuin

He put his Little Corey in a bowl of Cincinnati chili…?


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Best theory on this thread


sighs_again

It’s skyline, come on man. You must know nobody from that area. They bring it up constantly. For chili with some cinnamon in it


cheezturds

Probably drank the water and now he’s contagious


ILikeLiftingMachines

He bet on Michigan last Saturday...


goleafsgo88

The actual implication of saying that Perry slept with Bedard's mom is disgusting in terms of the real world impact, but Davidson letting the rumours fly around for 5 days before clarifying that it has nothing to do with players or their families can share in the responsibility for the rumour mill running rampant.


LewaLew12

That's pretty typical. Most corporate organizations completely misunderstand the speed of internet rumors, and think that if they don't talk about it it will go away (it never does).


superworking

The only thing I'd say in their defense is that they have to go through dozens of lawyers and PR firms to avoid any chance of getting sued if they say something more than they should


DivClassLg

I hope he’s got more important things to do than worry about Reddit trolls


Garebear8585

Just the mental well being of his star athlete while rumors fly


PathThatIsNoPath

imagine thinking the world owes you responses because you made up rumours.


Figgybaum

Streisand effect is a real thing


Gaius_Julius_Salad

make a big deal about fireing Perry, refuse to elaborate


budslayer666

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.


cantwatchscottstots

NHL fans aren’t known as the most empathetic. Redditors are known to be a bit socially inept. And here we are, adults commenting on a sex scandal they made up and demanding evidence it didn’t happen. Amazing


ihoptdk

It’s horrible, awful, terrible! What is?? I can’t say!


[deleted]

Exactly. If he can’t say what it is then don’t add any adjectives for what he supposedly did.


[deleted]

I was getting criticized just now in the Hawks sub for saying the rumors are "weird and creepy." It's really fucked up that people are trying to rationalize a hypothetical rumor.


ooMEAToo

I quite frankly find the fact the Blackhawks tried to hide sexual abuse disgusting.


[deleted]

As does everyone else. But one doesn’t have to do with the other.


duagLH2zf97V

Are you saying that there currently *is* an ongoing legal investigation OR just that you think terminating the contract will have legal ramifications?


[deleted]

Did anyone actually believe that perry was banging Bedard’s mom? I thought this was just a joke. Did people actually seriously believe it?


rockchalkjayhawk8082

More people believed it & passed it along than you'd like to think... 🙄


thatguy_griff

read the comments on this post alone and youll see ppl believe it.


MotherAd1865

Say what you want about Corey Perry, but the fact that Bedard's mom got dragged into this, is truly disgusting... Put yourself in her shoes. How do you think she felt seeing that spread on the internet? How do you think Bedard's dad felt? Bedard is basically still a kid - how do you think he felt? The rumours were truly a sad sign of the times and they were disgraceful


jessejames182

This raises like 100 more questions for me. They won't tell us, except that he for real DIDN'T hook up with Bedard's mom. And his tone makes it seem like having consensual sex with Bedard's mom would be worse than what he actually did. So what the fuck could he have done?


justsubscribed912

He's not saying it would be more diagusting, he's saying that spreading rumours about players' family members is disgusting on its own


jessejames182

Kinda feels like a Streisand effect situation. Sure I saw it all over X (Twitter) but there was nothing to back it up other than their original team statement made it seem like Corey did something sexual in nature.


TheTimn

Looks like we're going to have to figure it out with a cycle of crazy rumors, and 2 minute pressers denouncing them.


JadeHellbringer

"I want to make this 100% clear... Corey Perry did NOT have sex with an ostrich."


midnight_specialist

“And to suggest so is…frankly, it’s disgusting.”


TheTimn

"To further clarify. Corey Perry did not help young St. Bedard take down an Ostrich at the Columbus zoo. Even with 2 people, our investigation has shown that to not be possible."


taters_jeep

Allegedly


ProfessorEmergency18

But what if the ostrich was sick?


jessejames182

It's like 100 questions. But much, much slower.


Widespreaddd

This is like some of those F1 threads, where everyone seems to be having fun, and I just read and vibe, even though I don’t have any idea what they’re talking about.


RADToronto

Probably just gambling and the hawks fumbled the bag in terms of how to handle the situation


EddySea

If it was gambling the league would have gotten involved.


5599Nalyd

They would recommended he use Bet365


Trinitatis_Vis

Ello, eye am-uh Jorges Saint-e Pierre. Bet all you’reuh muhney whit bet, tree six faive naow


Grrrrrrrt420

Dam wonder if what Perry did is on the same level as lucic


popculturetommy

He said it wasn't criminal.


Grrrrrrrt420

Oh ok what a strange situation


Emotional_Match8169

Definitely strange. Not criminal. Doesn't involve other players or their families. WTF could he have done??


zombie32killah

Maybe he poops at parties.


anthonyd3ca

Technically they didn’t say it doesn’t involve other people in the organization or their families. Maybe he banged the coaches wife🥴.


keylimepickletoes

Buddy isn’t wrong tho.


DesignerPlant9748

Yo we pushed the Perry banged Bedard’s mom rumor so hard the Blackhawks GM just addressed it faster than Brad Aldrich. That shit is wild.


PanarinBagel

This would be a great time to show some class… Bedard just turned 18 he is a kid


Snoo_2473

If he’s 18 then it’s perfectly acceptable for Perry to rail him.


[deleted]

You know what else is frankly disgusting? The entire Blackhawks organization


RustyMacbeth

Me thinks he doth protest too much.


hangowood

Shouldn’t your username be RustyHamlet?


Chirotera

And frankly, it's disgusting. And filthy. And so, so, hot. No further comments.


Thatmadmankatz

Is the press not going to do their fucking JOB and ask what he did? “Trust me bro” shouldn’t be working this easily.


The_Holier_Muffin

Can I have a TLDR? I’m out of the loop but interested after reading this thread lol


Silentknight4073

By *not* saying what he did… all theyre doing is just stoking the fire of the rumor mill even more. Idiots


_paaronormal

How can you be upset at people speculating and making up rumors when you wont say what happened?


Sinlord5

Ok Alex I'll try to solve the puzzle. He said "I support Palestinians". I'll leave this up so you can all upvote me when the truth comes out.


HappyDiscussion5469

I like how everyone is pretending so hard like ''i slept with yo mama'' jokes haven't been funny since the dawn of time. Anyone taking this seriously was an idiot, but i fail to see the victim here.


euroserr

i KNEW he didn't hook up with his mom. it was Bedard's dad all along


PreciousRoy78

Can all of the fucking weird creeps now please let this rumor go?


Duckderrit01

Damn this shit is fucking weird


thegreatone-99

So sad all this bad press is happening to such an upstanding and honorable player and team


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

This is some NBA level drama here. 🍿


scrotanimus

Perry put ketchup on a hot dog within city limits.


Notorious_Face

This seals it Corey Perry is Connor Bedar’s father


DemarZ91

All I gotta say is it wouldn’t be the first time the Blackhawks organization has covered up an internal incident


Bubu-Dudu0430

But he’s smiling, He’s a happy Indian 😁


jab4962

I can't believe the Ottawa Senators have done this.