Ehhh he fucks with people still.
When they’re in the standoff with the corsairs Legolas is about to snipe that dude and Gimli Knick’s his bow to throw him off. Idk to me seems like a Marchand move, little rat move that goes unseen.
Exactly.
Patrice is a natural leader, like Aragorn.
Pasta is a sharpshooter, like Legolas,
And Marchand is, well... Marchand.
Even the hair shades would be a better match.
Bettman is Gustavo Fring. Sneaky and always has remained in power. We just need to wait for a rookie Walter white to come along who wants it more then him.
The Jules / Torts comparison is great. I could definitely see him going off at a presser in a similar manner. Bonus points for the Fonzi integration:
"Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?"
Marchand is absolutely not legendary. Amongst Boston players, sure. Let's not start being too loose with the term "legendary" though.
Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, Gretzky, Lemieux, Crosby, Ovi, already McDavid and others are legendary. Marchand doesn't belong in the same tier as those guys. Great player, future HOFer, definitely not legendary outside of Boston.
oh shit...wait. tbh I'm not a HP fan and I probably got the wrong name. I meant that blonde haired kid at their school that's always messing with Harry n them
They left out Eichel and Marv from home alone
Also Ron Jeremy and Auston Matthews. But technically neither are TV characters lol
Ron Jeremy was in boondock saints
"I'll have a coke!" ...cautiously laughs along with boss
Auston Matthew’s definitely had a Gomez Addams look at one point
Like half of the comparisons in this post are from movies
Eichel is Rod or Todd Flanders.
Iron helps us play!
That’d be good, and then Joe Pesci can be the cup.
The last one with Torts got me loln not gonna lie
I've had it with this motherfucking reporter in my motherfucking scrum.
Get those motherfucking reporters out of my motherfucking arena!
Hahahahaha this one is too good 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
Torts' clipboard says Bad Mother Fucker on it
Shut yo mouth But I’m talkin bout Torts And we can dig it.
Finally, a race swap we can all agree on
I was expecting Darth Vader.
“Say Zegras again, I dare you!”
Alright but to be clear, Patrice is Aragorn
I think everyone agrees Patrice is Aragorn, Marchand is Gimli and Pasta is Legolas
Marchand as Gimli killed me 😂
But... I actually like Gimli. He is honorable. Marchand not so much
Marchand is more like grima wormtongue on ice. I can see gimli off ice. Hate the guy as a player but seems like he's a legit good dude off the ice.
That's a good point, I could agree with that. Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf
What about a fellow fan who thinks the league takes player safety too lightly?
It was the short comparison honestly lol
Ehhh he fucks with people still. When they’re in the standoff with the corsairs Legolas is about to snipe that dude and Gimli Knick’s his bow to throw him off. Idk to me seems like a Marchand move, little rat move that goes unseen.
Marchand as an Orch? 😂
Nah maybe Gollum
Hahahaha,,, Why didnt l came up with that? Of course 😂😂😂😂😂
The Fellowship Line
Exactly. Patrice is a natural leader, like Aragorn. Pasta is a sharpshooter, like Legolas, And Marchand is, well... Marchand. Even the hair shades would be a better match.
And the rat can't possibly be anyone honorable... I mean, fan or not right?
Don't you dare disrespect Stiffler like that.
To be fair, sean william scott played doug glatt
To be faaaaair, neither were TV shows.
To be faaaaiiiiirrr
Goon is the greatest hockey movie ever made!
Goon and slap shot are both 10/10 top tier
I agree. Corey Perry = Dennis Reynolds
I like that better. The gang plays the loonie game.
Bettman is Gustavo Fring. Sneaky and always has remained in power. We just need to wait for a rookie Walter white to come along who wants it more then him.
We respect Gustavo though
True, I had a hard time coming up with a better reference for him but all I could think of was Gus Fring
Lewis Litt is far too much of a gigachad to be compared to Bettman. Maybe season 1 Lewis is accurate.
Louis
This list is crazy inaccurate
Starting with the title and the fact that they aren’t all TV characters
Or players
Or Ifs
Boston should be Qui-gon, Obi-wan, and Jar Jar
Don Cherry is more like Grandpa Simpson than Logan Roy
“Old man yells at Celly”
Old man yells at *immigrants
Yeah, then definitely Don Cherry = Cotton Hill
YES!!
That’s why he doesn’t yell at cellys anymore
Back in my day there were no Europeans in the NHL. They would try to get over here but we would send them packing. But that was back before we……….
Everyone likes Michael Scott, no one likes Paros. I don’t see the correlation here. Paros is more like a Toby
No, Toby is competent. Paros is more like Todd Packer
Big William hung fan?
Why does everyone keep asking me that?
😂
If anything Paros is Dwight when he still had safety responsibilities. His way of teaching saftey almost gets people killed.
But even then Dwight was still the best salesman in the company. Parros isn't the best at anything
Parros is Charles Miner
Paros is like an evil snail
What a fucking insult to Gimli.
Seriously, how you gonna do my man Gimli like that? Marchand is clearly a Gollum.
The Jules / Torts comparison is great. I could definitely see him going off at a presser in a similar manner. Bonus points for the Fonzi integration: "Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?"
How is Corey Perry Stiffler? Stiffler is the one who's mom GOT banged.
Stiffler is the kind of guy who would throw change at a stripper.
Bettman as Louis Litt is hilarious but would probably only be accurate for like season 1 Louis
Corey Perry should be Finch, not Stiffler
Shitbrick?!?!
Shit-Break. As in on every break he breaks for it to take a shit.
Hmmm. Never picked up on that. Makes sense.
The Step Brothers pic for the Tkachuk's is hilarious!
This is shit
Ryan Poehling as Jim from the office
You actually have to have some honour to be a member of the Fellowship of the Rings. Not applicable for most of Boston, but particularly rat face.
Torts being Jules is motherfuckin spot on
No way you put marchand as the legendary dwarf
Name a rat that works fit ?
Stuart Little
1 rat 2 Stewart is lovable
Aight you got me there lol.
The rat in the bucket in two fast two furious. All it does it bite but ends up getting the job done.
He’s legendary if you like it or not. Haha.
Marchand is absolutely not legendary. Amongst Boston players, sure. Let's not start being too loose with the term "legendary" though. Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, Gretzky, Lemieux, Crosby, Ovi, already McDavid and others are legendary. Marchand doesn't belong in the same tier as those guys. Great player, future HOFer, definitely not legendary outside of Boston.
#HOW DARE YOU INS- On second thought you need to be a casting director I can see this cast leading this disaster film.
Ugh can you not ruin Gimli like that?
Bettman and Litt is perfect. You just got LITT UP 🔥
I always think of count chocula
You missed Malkin as Shrek.
These are great. The Tkachuk vests !!
Sorry rat face isn’t cool enough to be gimli :)
The Torts and Samuel L. Jackson comparison: GENIUS! Still love Torts
After the all star game I’d use Gary busey to represent kucherov
That’s an insult to Louis Litt.
Biz is Stiffler.
Oh i understand the lord of the rings one. The top 3 are Orcs.
Does George Parros have Benjamin Button disease? He looks younger now than he did as Captain Mustachio
Getzlaf and happy from sons of anarchy
If that was all a setup for the Torts/SLJ pic...well played.
How dare you disrespect Louis Litt like that. You trying to get Litt up?
Mannn, Legolas should 100 percent be William Nylander haha.
Zack Kassian should be Sean William Scott instead of
Don't disrespect Gimli like that ever again
Perry is Little Foot from Land Before Time.
this made me crack up
So many of these are bad
Samuel L. Jackson is the greatest [coach](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ek9m9n8uiw0) ever.
RIP Don Cherry 🙏
Don Cherry and The Bruins Forwards really cracked me up. Well done.
Kinda loved the tkachuk brothers
Brett Burns = Shoresy; Makar + MacKinnon = Reilly + Jonesy
Appreciate the effort but no way is Marchand Gimli
Torts is fury
Torts is more like the Marvel Sam Jackson. Only curses on occasion but has a deeper plan for his guys
Wouldn't Perry be more like shit break? He did fuck Stifler's mom after all...
Fuck.. I recognize his face, but drawing a blank for name.. Anyways, less Homer simpson, more Roy from the office.
Phil Kessel. Just came to me.
McJesus and Dry Saddle should be Dumb and Dumber.
Wouldn’t Perry be the dude that got with stifflers mom or are these just lookalikes
I actually guffawed at the Tzchuk one. It’s been awhile since I guffawed
Kieran Culken is Tyler Bertuzzi
That dude under bettman is good at.playing a slimy prick so its fitting
Also pinnochio should've been under marchand
No way is Torts that cool…
Kucherov would be Billy bob thorton in bad Santa. Lol
I died. This is hilarious 😆
Bettman is the Count from Sesame Street
Upvoted for Torts
Fuck this trash... don't you dare put the rat as someone honorable... real or not!
I lost it at the Tkachuk /Step Brothers
Darrel Sutter as beaker
Perry would be Finch, not Stiffler. Stiffler wasn’t the one doing a mom, it was his mom being “done” by Finch.
This is hilarious. Post more please👏🏻
Sean Williams Scott actually played a hockey player though 🤣
Dunno. Winnfield looks tame compared to Iron Mike Keenan
I would have chosen Bettman as the Consigliere from The Godfather
Bergeron is 100% aragorn, pasta legolas, Marchy Gimli, for sure.
This is stupid.
I see you understood the assignment
Bettman is neither a Hockey player, nor Louis Litt
The disrespect to LOTR
No
Corey Perry should be Oscar the Grouch since he is garbage
STOP INSULTING GARBAGE!!
McDavid is clearly jeffrey dahmer
If anyone should be legolas, it's Ryan Kessler. Have you seen his ears? Wtf is going on there cauliflower head
Louis litt is halfway likeable, bettman isn't did you even watch the show
Litt was supposed to be The bulldog, Gary is a lap mutt
nah Corey Perry is a Ron Weasley
He’s a good guy Perry Weasley
oh shit...wait. tbh I'm not a HP fan and I probably got the wrong name. I meant that blonde haired kid at their school that's always messing with Harry n them
9/11 hits hard
you’re fucked up
"TV characters" Shows multiple movie characters instead
Stiffler is loveable. Perry looks like he smells like piss.
McDavid is Rickety Cricket.
Titanic pic needs to be replaced with McJesus and Drai.
Nah Swayman and Ullmark fits better
We really ditched Don Cherry for a bunch of dry toast commentators
Someone must be EXTREMELY bored because this was pretty lame
This was stupid
Lame
This sub deserves more hate
Man this missed hard. Idek what to say but none of these make sense lol
I’ve never seen hot garbage so personified.
Janmark looks like Ramsay Bolton from game of thrones
Now do Radko Gudas
David Gest for Bettman ,look em up
Can we edit in worm-tongue for Marchand? Gimli getting done the dirtiest here
Which tv characters are Ovechkin & Crosby?
Lmao the matrix one
Don't do Louis like that, Bettman is a fucking lizard.
How do you not put Tortarella with Fonzie??
Corey Perry is not a good skatee
I will not tolerate this lord of the rings slander
Marchand would be Toby from the Office.
Corey Perry would maybe prefer Stiflers mom? 😳
How do you not have Sidney Crosby & Ryder from The Paw Patrol
Whoever made this is a genius, the best one was Samuel L Jackson😅😅
Ew at don cherry Overrated hack
Fucking just disgraced gimil holy fuck shots fired.
Bettman doesn’t deserve the character arc Louis Litt had.
Shame I have no idea who half of the tv characters are, it would probably hit different if I knew lol
Shouldn’t McDavid be on the right side since he is obviously the chosen one?
The Bettman/Louis Lit is spot on!
Nah the first photo looks like Hagel/Monahan
Black Guy looks like Lamar Jackson
Why are all of these so horribly chosen
Don Cherry is not a serious person.