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MechanicHopeful4096

“Women don’t think with logic at all” “Intilectual”


Professional-Bat4635

I’m surprised he didn’t spell it with a ‘k’.


Hello_Hangnail

Intulekshual


booboootron

Das cus he ain't rilly k ryt nw, fr fr.


Ekaterina702

He says women are too emotional instead of logical...as he has *a total emotional breakdown* in his incel essay, complete with imaginary people and situations. He's a 🤡


booboootron

You sure you didn't mean to type volcel or incest?


Abject_Ad6242

Wait where the hell was this posted? Is this on snap or something?? Is this a blanket statement to women he added but don’t wanna talk to him? PLEASE LMAO


Reasonable_Figure_14

It was indeed his Snapchat story, those poor ladies are surely realizing they made a HUGGGE mistake now 😂


booboootron

I hope the ladies are Nigerian princes, aggressive Amway sales reps and an undercover Chris Hansen.


Abject_Ad6242

Hahahaha yes!!!


BraveNewHell616

Trying to understand what I just read is causing a migraine.


Troubledbylusbies

Me too - and that's coming from a secretary who has had to deal with the most horrendous handwriting you can imagine! Somehow having to transcribe that scribble into a formal business letter, lol


BraveNewHell616

Oof! You have my sincerest sympathies. Especially since I have the handwriting of an elementary school student.


Ok-Cardiologist8651

And yet you are not! Way too much of this punctuation, sentence structure, spelling and having clear thought patterns. It blocks the Intollectral from getting his MESSAGE out to those who need to hear him.


Farewellandadieu

He types like a 14 year old. And that’s probably not fair to the average 14 year old. I’m betting he’s twice that age too.


canvasshoes2

Was that... English? It was barely comprehensible.


BatScribeofDoom

It's sort of fascinating to me how **often** the ones with NiceGuy traits *also* have bad grammar/spelling. What is the common thread, there?


canvasshoes2

I think there's a direct correlation between their horrible grasp of language and their inability to get dates. If a person is that bad at the nuances of the language and vocabulary, then it seems pretty clear why he's misunderstanding what women are saying and turns it into some sort of evil on our part.


Ok-Cardiologist8651

Lack of clear, rational thinking maybe? Muddled thinking would translate into muddled writing. Or if it is genetic or organic.....


HypersomnicHysteric

I'm German and I thought, my English is not good enough to understand him...


canvasshoes2

It's always fascinating to me how, people who are ESL will come on this forum, and others and state "sorry for any errors, I'm ESL" and yet, their grasp of English knocks spots off of a good percentage of born and bred Americans' grasp of English. :) "Nice Guys" and incels aren't the only ones with horrendous language abilities, but they're probably the worst examples in the good ole' USA.


KittyTootsies

The confidently incorrect are unfortunately the loudest


Smallseybiggs

If I had to read "like fr" one more fucking time...I'm irrationally angry at his atrocious spelling and phrasing choices lol!


canvasshoes2

I think that's one of the reasons I truly hate text. The horrible little abbreviations.


booboootron

Barely what barely why dontcha bare yo billowy barely bound breathlessly brilliant bazongaz briskly brah


Abject_Ad6242

“I’m so ready to *here*… *a intilectual* example” I bet you are, Nice Guy… I bet you are. God how could I, a stupid woman, ever compare to him, now that I’m only on my 2nd and soon-to-be 3rd college degree? 😔 I wish I could be a intilectual like this man… 😔


KittyTootsies

Keep trying, sweetie. Maybe one day you can be a intilectual like him 🤭 Like if you dive in a kiddie pool and get brain damage for instance


Abject_Ad6242

Lmao idk why the ending of your comment was so jarring 😭😂😂


KittyTootsies

It was supposed to be lol my humor tends to lean towards the savage burn end of the spectrum. He writes like he's been oxygen deprived before


muffinmama93

I bet this guy, with great brilliance and wit, wins arguments about females while talking to his shower audience.


Regina_Phalange31

Hates women and puts them down but simultaneously wonders why he doesn’t get any …. Who’s gonna tell him? 🤣


Confident_Fortune_32

"a intilectual example" Hmmm... Maybe stop assuming insta influencers = reality, for starters? I've never once craved a designer purse. I don't especially like other ppl buying me things I'd rather choose for myself - it just leads to awkward insincere gratitude for the sake of politeness. And, if seeing lots of 🚩🚩🚩is a reason to reject someone (according to him), he's a whole bloody parade of them in just a few paragraphs. (Can I even really call them "paragraphs", though? )


Commercial-Push-9066

But if you get a job to pay for your own stuff, you’re giving in to feminism and will never get married or have kids. If they support their SAHM wives, then she’s a gold digger. Can’t win with them.


Ok-Cardiologist8651

I wouldn't know a designer bag if I met one socially. I'm one more 'women' who is a separate individual. This guy goes after the wrong women. Unfortunately that includes most women.


FattyShrimp

I had stroke while reading this, geez


Tricky_Dog1465

They really don't get that no women are asking for his opinion do they?


KittyTootsies

They absolutely do not


_achlopee_

What I always find funny about this type of rant is that they are complaining about women complaining about men...so they are doing the exact same thing they accused women of doing. And are, by doing that, "thinking with their emotions".


Elon_is_musky

So he thinks women are “entitled” because they don’t want to talk to someone that randomly adds them? I don’t think he knows what that word actually means…


Hello_Hangnail

"Why date those guys when you could be dating me, a walking knot of red flags having a personal crisis about a total stranger"


numishai

Even when I use my male logic I would rather be with any other guy then with someone able produce this diarrhea....


EyeShot300

This was painful to read.


KittyTootsies

https://preview.redd.it/0fw0xter3l8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa4cb34c566db3285a5b676d9b40b013886706a


ColdBloodBlazing

"INTELLECTUAL"


Rykunderground

Will these guys ever figure out that these rants are just telling on themselves? Do they think the recipient is going to suddenly think "oh my gosh he scolded me now I want him?" Do they not realize that even if his rant doesn't end up on reddit, every woman she knows will hear about it, and not look kindly on him for it? I think they are all kind of stupid.


Annie_Mx

Apparently he's too smart to type properly. Had to read each line at least twice to understand what he meant. I hope he stays single.


DiscussionExotic3759

Grammar and punctuation are essential parts of communication. 


Commercial-Push-9066

He’s mad that women only have a 1 min conversation with him. I bet he’s really charming in that convo. /s


booboootron

I have ordained "fr" to now stand for Fartmouth 'n' Repulsive.


rasmorak

Can someone translate this into 31 years-old (happily) single man for me?


ANoisyCrow

Hubboy


MissTaken8078

I lost braincells when I tried to read this. I still don’t understand most of it. I’m obviously not an intilectual.


booboootron

I seriously wonder if he's a dom bully or a bully's sub.


booboootron

My man here heard a distant cousin-crush of his saying "Can't spell manipulative without 'man' amiryte or amiryte" precisely when he passed her by, trying in vain to hide his mudbutt _and_ look mysteriously cool. .....Immediately incensed, this fine youth went into BeastMode, aggressively crocheting his very first chastity thong - made with the exquisite fabrics of Snapchat, 4Chan-grade misogyny, graded papers from his last 8 GED attempts, and an extremely-high grade knot of pubes meticulously culled from public urinals, carefully stored in the secret pouch he hides in his counterfeit RealDoll's bussy.


Accomplished-Fun9014

With in the few words I got bored and brain fucked by idioticy on this one