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oojacoboo

India is next level for sure. I’m pretty sure the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen was there and I’ve lived on 6 continents.


filet-growl

Given the Urdu writing on the poster in the back most likely this is Pakistan


Lobo003

Dang dude! That’s like almost all of the continents! Lol


CryptoNite90

He probably meant condiments


Lobo003

😂


awesumlewy

I'll have a vowel please


Lobo003

😂


Lobo003

Jokes aside where has been your favorite place to live?


oojacoboo

Honestly, no favorite. Most everywhere has something special about it. So, I’d have places I enjoyed more for different reasons.


Lobo003

Totally fair! And yea I guess I did ask you to compare apples to oranges. 😂


Puzzleheaded-Lime448

Ain't India....its bangladesh i think


National_Formal_3867

Potayto Potahto


spacepie77

This is joke right **sir**


Vellioh

I'm pretty sure it's New Jersey


_KingOfTheDivan

Isn’t it the same thing?


throwawayjonesIV

I mean, no


ReplacementActual384

Literally no.


Gabe12P

Show me Bangladesh street food and if I see a single person elbow deep in the food or cutting up meat with a knife in between their toes then it’s the same country for all intents and purposes.


ReplacementActual384

I don't think you get what literally actually means.


Gabe12P

I don’t think you understand what a joke is.


ReplacementActual384

Sorry, I was under the impression that jokes were funny.


HairballTheory

Slapistan


nodeymcdev

How can she slapistan?!?


Far-Philosophy-4375

🏆


lostinfury

How can he slap!?


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

This is post-doctoral level serious head massage.


joeythedaddoo

What is with the stupid fucking icons at the bottom? I'm seeing this shit everywhere.


MrSquakie

It's a bot thing that helps bypass repost detection.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

I miss old fashioned piracy


res0jyyt1

But how does it work?


MrSquakie

There is a couple of repost detection mechanisms. Textual similarity, image matching, metadata analysis and heuristic or behavioral analysis. For image matching adding the emojis or altering the image prevents it from recognizing that it is a copy of another post and is often enough to generate a different hash or visual similarity checks.


res0jyyt1

But it's the same emojis in every post...


_Only_I_Will_Remain

Just downvote and move on


Iknowwhereyoulive34

It’s from a bot I think


AxisW1

It’s a thing that this sub’s bot does


verdantcow

Ancient prophecy


YourLocalRyzen777

it's a bot


mr_snrub742

Oh man thank you! I tried googling it and didn't get any answers. These videos are everywhere


Crashurah

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No_Pay9241

London


nathanpizazz

ahhh yes, the country of london. my favourite of all the countries.


Re92

at first i laughed, then it looked liked it might feel nice


YouHateMeIknow

A barber in NY once did this when I was getting my hair cut. Man, that massage felt really good. Almost fell asleep.


drewskibfd

The customer seems to enjoy it. I want to get my head all slapped up and rubbed.


mirrrje

Honestly I tried a couple of the moves in my own head and it wasn’t bad lol


DefEddie

Used to have an asian girl cut my hair years back. No clue if she was ever worth a damn or not, for about 5yrs the sole reason I eventually drove an hour for Kim to cut my hair was because she ALWAYS washed it and did a scalp massage during. I would’ve paid her once a week just for the scalp massage if it wouldn’t have been weird.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

It must feel great… when he finally stops doing that


TheKingOfSwing777

Hey, he’s only doing that for a few minutes. He’s no longer doing that for the rest of the day. That’s just good value.


Janetsnakejuice1313

I’m interested


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

I would definitely pay a dollar for that.


TheLadder330

Think about the CTE treatment costs later in life….


skitxo_lifts

this is not hard enough to cause brain damage


TheLadder330

Where did you do your neurology residency? I know where I did mine…


skitxo_lifts

hes not hitting him that hard. also did u forget where u did ur residency cuz u used the past tense of know?


TheLadder330

You are missing the point. Constant repeated hitting of the head can cause micro damage leading to CTE. Edit: touché, thanks for pointing that out. Now get back to making me my food!


SoupGod_

Come in for a massage, leave with a headache


Butter_Brains

This needs a drum track. One of you wizards please take care of that. I’ll wait 💆🏻‍♂️


KeithMyArthe

LOL. very fast bongos


Livid_Ruin_7881

US after it implements all of Trumps reforms?


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Oh man I miss this type of messages, they were soooooo good


3310_sumit

Antartica?


this-charming-man-

Sold


mrjmgreddit

I bid 1.50


Mrmastermax

I paid $20 here


OpportunityFun8362

I'm curious as to what the clicky-slaps portion of the massage feels like.


eye8theworm

Texas.


No_Bee9524

Frisco


Blantons4Breakfast

McKinney


sajriz

Invisible head shows up mid way!


Juststumbledin

Oh yea, Slappin Da Face!


ChaunceyFauntleroy

That's Australia mate


DumbNTough

Slapistan


GhostofHairyRealm

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National_Formal_3867

The country where I will travel to the last if I have to


Dr-DrillAndFill

Lolol


SweetSourPossum

Men’s hambone scalp message - $25


Suspicious_Walrus682

Bro gets CTE without ever playing football.


Far-Importance-3661

He about to eradicate the last bit of hair strands on this man’s head. Please stop 🛑


rkalla

Jokes aside - this legit looks like it would feel fantastic if you are in the right mood (not in a rush to get somewhere)


punch912

what the hell is the symbols at the bottom of the video mean with the reindeer and the emoji family.


Magic-potato-man

Piss off fuckbot


generatorland

I think this might actually be assault.


_tang0_

I imagine he’s looking to the right at his other customers processing how he’s going to massage their heads.


A-z-A

That... actually looks comfortable. It's like when you finish drinking from a plastic bottle and then wack it on your head. 🤔


HalfWrong7986

How can I slap?!? Seriously I'll do this but for $5/head


est1-9-8-4

That’s not a massage. He’s removing lice. $1.50 service


New-Significance654

That guys a legit percussionist.


Ok-Wrongdoer7380

Gotta love dirty fingernails scratching your scalp. Perfect.


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HOW CAN HE SLAP


Sea_Marketing_888

Not gonna lie, I use the massager on my scalp and it hits like no other


UntalentedThe

The oleeee slappy slappy


OkPiccolo4578

Slapistan


orchestragravy

Looks like a $1 headache to me.


AdMysterious8699

This can't feel good.


Eason1013

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Much-Lavishness-3121

The barbers in Kuwait did this too


AAKurtz

This is where lice comes from.


AvianVariety11747

I’d just get the $1 eyeball cleaning from the lady who licks your retina


2dollahollaballa

Sanjay, can you do that thing where you beat my head like a bongo drum for 10 minutes?


t0hk0h

Stupid is as stupid does.


reallytraci

This is the most masculine “bro” massage I’ve ever seen.


just_corrayze

Cte head message. I wonder what the 5 dollar massage is.


Missingthe90s90

Ai land. Hands are blobs at times


pambimbo

Probably India those hand movements I seen them when they cook.


GoFasterEse

That’s how he jerks off - for practice.


Inspector_Tragic

His face as he slaps and waggles his arm and hand on this guys head is a weird metaphor for life.


Triangleandbeans

Bro gave him a concussion.


Klutzy_Association57

This video was too loud for work. Now I’m in trouble.


Healthy-Detective169

Norway 🇳🇴


PacoSupreme

My Dad used to do something like this to me randomly when I was a kid if I was sitting or standing next to him 😂


IntelligentMine1901

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OhLord53

This looks and sounds like a Saturday night special and he was trying to get dudes cranium to squirt 💦 Iykyk


Blantons4Breakfast

I was waitin for him to give ‘em the old “Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang! Ya get me?”


filet-growl

Pakistan


uncoild

Canada


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Motherfucker is throwing gang signs and calling it a massage


Ok_Faithlessness3327

Mexico?


KeepinitPG13

Based on how the two gentleman look I would say this is probably France.


Big-Relief-3754

That’s awful


Babythatwater1

Sound on is a must.


Moist-Share7674

Why yes, I would pay money for someone to give me headache.


AAPLx4

When your high school bully shows up for haircut, in your shop


Adventurous-Bad-2869

Ive seen a lot of videos with those symbols at the bottom (heart r heart r etc). What is that??


No_Raisin_212

Whatthefuckistan?


DonMarce

His technique is quite refined 😂 years of practice


herpaderp_maplesyrup

God that looks annoying


loopingrightleft

Eye gouge!


WomTheWomWom

Not gonna lie, that looks refreshing af


justaguy2469

The country the Three Stooges were from?


Entire_Reply_5723

Pakistan


WarSolid1904

Bloody fuck you bloody


Uniquely-Qualified

I can just hear cartoon bongo sound effects in my head.


MasterVaderTheTurd

Is this guy a former tabla player?


Turbster412

Dats right kill then brain cells


MoreMeLessU

Texas


willylickerbutt

$1 Mild CTE


Critical-Reaction851

Sure as hell don’t seam like that’s a damn massage. Come here while I slap you in the fucking head repeatedly.


emeyex285

The real head messeur decided to step out to the restroom before he began working with the customer. The man depicted in this video just so happens to be some random guy off the street who walked in and decided to start slapping the other guys head for pure amusement.