Show me Bangladesh street food and if I see a single person elbow deep in the food or cutting up meat with a knife in between their toes then it’s the same country for all intents and purposes.
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Used to have an asian girl cut my hair years back.
No clue if she was ever worth a damn or not, for about 5yrs the sole reason I eventually drove an hour for Kim to cut my hair was because she ALWAYS washed it and did a scalp massage during.
I would’ve paid her once a week just for the scalp massage if it wouldn’t have been weird.
You are missing the point. Constant repeated hitting of the head can cause micro damage leading to CTE.
Edit: touché, thanks for pointing that out. Now get back to making me my food!
The real head messeur decided to step out to the restroom before he began working with the customer. The man depicted in this video just so happens to be some random guy off the street who walked in and decided to start slapping the other guys head for pure amusement.
India is next level for sure. I’m pretty sure the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen was there and I’ve lived on 6 continents.
Given the Urdu writing on the poster in the back most likely this is Pakistan
Dang dude! That’s like almost all of the continents! Lol
He probably meant condiments
😂
I'll have a vowel please
😂
Jokes aside where has been your favorite place to live?
Honestly, no favorite. Most everywhere has something special about it. So, I’d have places I enjoyed more for different reasons.
Totally fair! And yea I guess I did ask you to compare apples to oranges. 😂
Ain't India....its bangladesh i think
Potayto Potahto
This is joke right **sir**
I'm pretty sure it's New Jersey
Isn’t it the same thing?
I mean, no
Literally no.
Show me Bangladesh street food and if I see a single person elbow deep in the food or cutting up meat with a knife in between their toes then it’s the same country for all intents and purposes.
I don't think you get what literally actually means.
I don’t think you understand what a joke is.
Sorry, I was under the impression that jokes were funny.
Slapistan
How can she slapistan?!?
🏆
How can he slap!?
This is post-doctoral level serious head massage.
What is with the stupid fucking icons at the bottom? I'm seeing this shit everywhere.
It's a bot thing that helps bypass repost detection.
I miss old fashioned piracy
But how does it work?
There is a couple of repost detection mechanisms. Textual similarity, image matching, metadata analysis and heuristic or behavioral analysis. For image matching adding the emojis or altering the image prevents it from recognizing that it is a copy of another post and is often enough to generate a different hash or visual similarity checks.
But it's the same emojis in every post...
Just downvote and move on
It’s from a bot I think
It’s a thing that this sub’s bot does
Ancient prophecy
it's a bot
Oh man thank you! I tried googling it and didn't get any answers. These videos are everywhere
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London
ahhh yes, the country of london. my favourite of all the countries.
at first i laughed, then it looked liked it might feel nice
A barber in NY once did this when I was getting my hair cut. Man, that massage felt really good. Almost fell asleep.
The customer seems to enjoy it. I want to get my head all slapped up and rubbed.
Honestly I tried a couple of the moves in my own head and it wasn’t bad lol
Used to have an asian girl cut my hair years back. No clue if she was ever worth a damn or not, for about 5yrs the sole reason I eventually drove an hour for Kim to cut my hair was because she ALWAYS washed it and did a scalp massage during. I would’ve paid her once a week just for the scalp massage if it wouldn’t have been weird.
It must feel great… when he finally stops doing that
Hey, he’s only doing that for a few minutes. He’s no longer doing that for the rest of the day. That’s just good value.
I’m interested
I would definitely pay a dollar for that.
Think about the CTE treatment costs later in life….
this is not hard enough to cause brain damage
Where did you do your neurology residency? I know where I did mine…
hes not hitting him that hard. also did u forget where u did ur residency cuz u used the past tense of know?
You are missing the point. Constant repeated hitting of the head can cause micro damage leading to CTE. Edit: touché, thanks for pointing that out. Now get back to making me my food!
Come in for a massage, leave with a headache
This needs a drum track. One of you wizards please take care of that. I’ll wait 💆🏻♂️
LOL. very fast bongos
US after it implements all of Trumps reforms?
Oh man I miss this type of messages, they were soooooo good
Antartica?
Sold
I bid 1.50
I paid $20 here
I'm curious as to what the clicky-slaps portion of the massage feels like.
Texas.
Frisco
McKinney
Invisible head shows up mid way!
Oh yea, Slappin Da Face!
That's Australia mate
Slapistan
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The country where I will travel to the last if I have to
Lolol
Men’s hambone scalp message - $25
Bro gets CTE without ever playing football.
He about to eradicate the last bit of hair strands on this man’s head. Please stop 🛑
Jokes aside - this legit looks like it would feel fantastic if you are in the right mood (not in a rush to get somewhere)
what the hell is the symbols at the bottom of the video mean with the reindeer and the emoji family.
Piss off fuckbot
I think this might actually be assault.
I imagine he’s looking to the right at his other customers processing how he’s going to massage their heads.
That... actually looks comfortable. It's like when you finish drinking from a plastic bottle and then wack it on your head. 🤔
How can I slap?!? Seriously I'll do this but for $5/head
That’s not a massage. He’s removing lice. $1.50 service
That guys a legit percussionist.
Gotta love dirty fingernails scratching your scalp. Perfect.
HOW CAN HE SLAP
Not gonna lie, I use the massager on my scalp and it hits like no other
The oleeee slappy slappy
Slapistan
Looks like a $1 headache to me.
This can't feel good.
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The barbers in Kuwait did this too
This is where lice comes from.
I’d just get the $1 eyeball cleaning from the lady who licks your retina
Sanjay, can you do that thing where you beat my head like a bongo drum for 10 minutes?
Stupid is as stupid does.
This is the most masculine “bro” massage I’ve ever seen.
Cte head message. I wonder what the 5 dollar massage is.
Ai land. Hands are blobs at times
Probably India those hand movements I seen them when they cook.
That’s how he jerks off - for practice.
His face as he slaps and waggles his arm and hand on this guys head is a weird metaphor for life.
Bro gave him a concussion.
This video was too loud for work. Now I’m in trouble.
Norway 🇳🇴
My Dad used to do something like this to me randomly when I was a kid if I was sitting or standing next to him 😂
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This looks and sounds like a Saturday night special and he was trying to get dudes cranium to squirt 💦 Iykyk
I was waitin for him to give ‘em the old “Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang! Ya get me?”
Pakistan
Canada
Motherfucker is throwing gang signs and calling it a massage
Mexico?
Based on how the two gentleman look I would say this is probably France.
That’s awful
Sound on is a must.
Why yes, I would pay money for someone to give me headache.
When your high school bully shows up for haircut, in your shop
Ive seen a lot of videos with those symbols at the bottom (heart r heart r etc). What is that??
Whatthefuckistan?
His technique is quite refined 😂 years of practice
God that looks annoying
Eye gouge!
Not gonna lie, that looks refreshing af
The country the Three Stooges were from?
Pakistan
Bloody fuck you bloody
I can just hear cartoon bongo sound effects in my head.
Is this guy a former tabla player?
Dats right kill then brain cells
Texas
$1 Mild CTE
Sure as hell don’t seam like that’s a damn massage. Come here while I slap you in the fucking head repeatedly.
The real head messeur decided to step out to the restroom before he began working with the customer. The man depicted in this video just so happens to be some random guy off the street who walked in and decided to start slapping the other guys head for pure amusement.