I’m sorry but when we arrange the annual heterosexual hunger games, your ass is definitely not beating the other 14 straight men. At best I’ll give you seventh last.
You are not alone! There are still real masculine men, we’re just hiding in our man caves grinding d2r ladders, trying to outlast the zealous libs. We are waiting for our moment, to turn the tide…. “Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.”
The magic 8 ball says: ask again later.
It’s later now, please ask again.
Will I die the last straight man on earth? Oh wait I'm not even straight
No… Unless you outlive me.
And me
And me
I’ll make sure you don’t outlive me
You gotta get past me aswell
Also me, to add to the list
And me
And me
And me
And me
STRAIGHT MALES, ASSEMBLE
And me
Tf did I just read?
OP wants us to manipulate him into thinking that he’s not one of the only straight men left.
I’m sorry but when we arrange the annual heterosexual hunger games, your ass is definitely not beating the other 14 straight men. At best I’ll give you seventh last.
Not if you start sucking dicks.
No.
no
No, unless you defeat me in a duel.
Not if I outlive you.
no, im unlocking immortality
If you have to say you’re straight you’re already not.
No you'll turn gay
You are not alone! There are still real masculine men, we’re just hiding in our man caves grinding d2r ladders, trying to outlast the zealous libs. We are waiting for our moment, to turn the tide…. “Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.”
no
With that attitude you will
No
No
No. I will.😎
Maybe
No
I am not straight.
No
no
I'm pretty sure all men have at least one curve, so no
You will have to become straight first.
Don't lie, you rather have a sword fight
Im still here
No, I too am a straight man
Wouldn't gay then just be normal and you the odd man out?
Not if you suck my dick
Not with that attitude.
No, but if you're unlucky you might die the last earthman on a strait.
That sounds puffy ngl
And me
Not if the last gay man dies right before you
No, I’m gonna make you gay
Not if i have anything to say about it
no. i’ll convert you shortly
not if i can help it 😈
No
No
Unless a comet or a gamma ray burst hits, you won't
Sí
you will
Probably
No you’re not straight
Takes one to know one.