But why. Why do you do this with no protection?!?! It truly boggles the mind. I get doing stunts on a public road - it’s probably a thrill. But why in a T-shirt and shorts?
Talked to a guy who had worked EMT in the Oakland area some time ago.
He said when a Navy carrier group would come in to Oakland they just knew that night there would be at least one and maybe more very serious or fatal motorcycle crash in the Oakland hills. Guys had been at sea for 90 or more days and now they got their scooter out and zoomed around in the dark on twisty roads with the expected results.
You need to consider that this is a person that thinks that trying to stand on his bike and do a wheelie on public road, is a thing that he should try. We are not working with the best people here.
>We are not working with the best people here.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
Not the earliest bird at the worm.
I don't necessarily get doing stunts on public roads.
I also don't really get being on a motorcycle without gear.
I *really* don't get doing stunts on public roads without gear.
If he thought he was going to fail, he wouldn't be doing this in the first place.
If you don't consider failure as a possibility, then it doesn't matter what you are wearing.
Its crazy because if he was just dressed appropriately he would probably have close to no damage. The way he dismounted looked like the best case scenario for falling off a bike, he didnt end up getting launched off the front, he didnt get hit by any other vehicles, he didnt end up doing like 20 flips high speed….
He literally just slowly falls to the ground and slides to safety, but because he has so much skin exposed he probably looks like ground beef 😐
oh my god did you not see his limbs?
That dude could've been wearing a bear suit and would've gotten fucked up in it.
If he were wearing full racing leathers that would've still fucked him the fuck up
What video did you watch?
The dud in this one definitely did not slide to safety. He was rolling at high speed down the side of the road. Lots of potential for broken bones when doing that.
The same video you did? The last frame we see him rolling hes not in the middle of the road anymore he rolls off to the side/shoulder hence “slides to safety”
And yes, i didn’t say he got of scott free, i said he most likely had the best case scenario in this situation given the way he fell off his bike. You’re inevitably going to roll or slide because you’re moving so fast, but compare the way this guy falls off his bike to the more gruesome videos of people getting knocked off their bikes and you can probably say this is the best case scenario for falling off a motorcycle at high speeds.
I saw a video the other day of a motorcycle flying past a cop and then crashed into an SUV turning left on the highway — crashed right into an infant in a carseat and I thought I had pretty much just watched a baby die, but the cop managed to CPR life back into the wee thing and the video said she was recovering. The mom freaking out was awful to listen to.
People always forget that kinetic energy goes up with the square of speed. A motorcycle and rider at 120 mph has about the same kinetic energy as a Corolla going 60 mph. Then you also need to consider that all of that energy is going to be concentrated in a much smaller area compared to a car that has bumpers and crumple zones.
They got REALLY lucky. That is Interstate 10, right in New Orleans. High traffic route and they were headed towards the I-10 Twin Span across the lake. Behind them, maybe less than 2 miles, is residential areas. To their sides are nothing but gator infested swamps. They could of hit some family, some commuter or the guy could of rolled down into the swamp and become food for the local wildlife.
As bad a person as this makes me sound, I’m happy when idiots like this wreck themselves. Take that nonsense to a closed space where you’re not putting the general public at risk.
Can’t really say I feel bad for the idiot. I wonder how he’d feel if the bike ended up in oncoming traffic and injuring/killing someone because he wanted to do stunts on the highway. Take his license away.
Me and my friends would trap a guy between us and tase him back and forth like 40 times, then kick him off into the abyss. They’d ghost ride for like 30 seconds straight without being able to steer from the taser lol
Meat crayon. I really don't have much sympathy for people that ride like idiots on public roads. Especially when they're wearing shorts, tee-shirts and sneakers.
Haha....love to see it tbh, idiot hurts only himself, 10/10
Thats what you get for driving/riding like a fucking reckless idiot on a public road and i have absolutely 0 sympathy or empathy
ATGATT.....basic riding shit. Enjoy that road rash, showoff.
r/meatcrayon
And his riding partner expecting the hwy to stop cause he dipshit friend wiped out.
I'm not a motorcycle driver but from my understanding he could have completely saved it if he let the bike prop itself back up correct? It seems like he spent more time learning wheelies than the basic physics that I learned when researching motorcycle riding.
Speed wobble is probably the most terrifying thing I've experienced, I've only ever gotten it on a long board but your basically fucked when you get it
Doing this, in New Jersey of all places, is probably the stupidest shit of all time. The most densely populated state in the nation. Drivers there are already trying to cut you off/tailgate/generally be dicks. So glad I’m out of that god forsaken shithole.
Good thing he was wearing his protective shorts and t-shirt.
Could just see the meat crayon coming
I was hoping we would get to see how much damage that slide caused.
[Here's a closeup of one of his injuries (NSFL)](https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media2.salon.com/2014/10/shutterstock_99029657.jpg)
Noooo!
is that 80/20?
Hindsight is always 80/20.
Hindgrind
oh, shit, dude, that's good
Seems legit.
Can I get some fries with that?
Grisly!
Even the bike didn't want to stick around to see what happened to him.
Clever.
But why. Why do you do this with no protection?!?! It truly boggles the mind. I get doing stunts on a public road - it’s probably a thrill. But why in a T-shirt and shorts?
It's because he's stupid. *Incredibly* stupid.
Squids gonna squid. He’s a dumbass
Talked to a guy who had worked EMT in the Oakland area some time ago. He said when a Navy carrier group would come in to Oakland they just knew that night there would be at least one and maybe more very serious or fatal motorcycle crash in the Oakland hills. Guys had been at sea for 90 or more days and now they got their scooter out and zoomed around in the dark on twisty roads with the expected results.
You need to consider that this is a person that thinks that trying to stand on his bike and do a wheelie on public road, is a thing that he should try. We are not working with the best people here.
>We are not working with the best people here. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Not the earliest bird at the worm.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box. Especially now.
Never underestimate the stupidity of a human being ;)
I don't necessarily get doing stunts on public roads. I also don't really get being on a motorcycle without gear. I *really* don't get doing stunts on public roads without gear.
If he thought he was going to fail, he wouldn't be doing this in the first place. If you don't consider failure as a possibility, then it doesn't matter what you are wearing.
Its crazy because if he was just dressed appropriately he would probably have close to no damage. The way he dismounted looked like the best case scenario for falling off a bike, he didnt end up getting launched off the front, he didnt get hit by any other vehicles, he didnt end up doing like 20 flips high speed…. He literally just slowly falls to the ground and slides to safety, but because he has so much skin exposed he probably looks like ground beef 😐
oh my god did you not see his limbs? That dude could've been wearing a bear suit and would've gotten fucked up in it. If he were wearing full racing leathers that would've still fucked him the fuck up
He can still walk fine though. I don’t think his legs are broken.
Probably not, actually, as the leathers slide very well.
What video did you watch? The dud in this one definitely did not slide to safety. He was rolling at high speed down the side of the road. Lots of potential for broken bones when doing that.
The same video you did? The last frame we see him rolling hes not in the middle of the road anymore he rolls off to the side/shoulder hence “slides to safety” And yes, i didn’t say he got of scott free, i said he most likely had the best case scenario in this situation given the way he fell off his bike. You’re inevitably going to roll or slide because you’re moving so fast, but compare the way this guy falls off his bike to the more gruesome videos of people getting knocked off their bikes and you can probably say this is the best case scenario for falling off a motorcycle at high speeds.
Luckily he had all that skin to slide on.
So by "slides to safety", you mean rolls to a stop.
No, by slides to safety i mean he slides where there are no more cars driving. I didnt say he slid off safely, i said he slid TO safety.
You mean half T-shirt
Unfortunately, he was not wearing the security flip flops.
And his shirt was like half on anyways lmao
Walked away as the beef jerky poster child i bet.
r/meatcrayon
It's still too raw for jerky.
Squeel like a pig! SQUEEEEEL LLL ! !
What a fucking moron. Cost/benefit consideration clearly well considered. Good luck with that 9 months of painful recovery
This is why I play videogames.
oh this should go to r/meatcrayon edit: singular crayon of meat. :)
It's just the one n.
sorry mobile autocorrect. thanks!
It's a kickass sub. Most submissions are survivable, unlike on many other subs I could name. :)
Nah, he's up and walking around with no clearly visible injuries at the end.
He does like 3 circles and doesn’t even acknowledge his friend. Also his forearms are straight blood. Are you high?
Nah that went as right as it should have. Fuck douchebags like this, lucky his bike didn't veer into oncoming traffic and kill a family.
I saw a video the other day of a motorcycle flying past a cop and then crashed into an SUV turning left on the highway — crashed right into an infant in a carseat and I thought I had pretty much just watched a baby die, but the cop managed to CPR life back into the wee thing and the video said she was recovering. The mom freaking out was awful to listen to.
People always forget that kinetic energy goes up with the square of speed. A motorcycle and rider at 120 mph has about the same kinetic energy as a Corolla going 60 mph. Then you also need to consider that all of that energy is going to be concentrated in a much smaller area compared to a car that has bumpers and crumple zones.
They got REALLY lucky. That is Interstate 10, right in New Orleans. High traffic route and they were headed towards the I-10 Twin Span across the lake. Behind them, maybe less than 2 miles, is residential areas. To their sides are nothing but gator infested swamps. They could of hit some family, some commuter or the guy could of rolled down into the swamp and become food for the local wildlife.
Could’ve or could have.
He will be ripe as a tomato in a minute.
That's not a "stunt" it's driving like an asshole on a public road. This guy deserves everything that happened to him.
I miss the old days when people would see how many wrecks they could jump over at ,say, the state fair or the Rockford speedway.
Darwinism at it's finest.
LOL, fucking idiot. At least no one else was injured by his stupidity.
Ahhh how satisfying, just a T-shirt, makes it even better.
Where did the motorcycle go?
Home
Ight, imma head out
It was perfectly stable once he was off it. I saw it three weeks later, still moving, halfway across the country.
Some say it’s still out there..
It went POOF!
It went right...depends on the perspective. Was exactly like expected.
Good!
🦑
You spelled “karma goes right” wrong.
I’m guessing that the fact that rider shut down the speed wobbles was just luck since he got off the bike anyway.
The most effective way of stopping the wobbles is to just not panic, and slowly, gently launch yourself off the bike.
You know, given the fact that I get a bunch of a holes on bikes cutting me off almost everyday, somehow I don’t care that this idiot got hurt
As bad a person as this makes me sound, I’m happy when idiots like this wreck themselves. Take that nonsense to a closed space where you’re not putting the general public at risk.
Can’t really say I feel bad for the idiot. I wonder how he’d feel if the bike ended up in oncoming traffic and injuring/killing someone because he wanted to do stunts on the highway. Take his license away.
I think it belongs in r/nonononoyes
Ah, so at the end he was still there. I kind of wondered if he might just keep on skidding until he had disappeared completely.
I miss the old Sega game Road rash…
Me and my friends would trap a guy between us and tase him back and forth like 40 times, then kick him off into the abyss. They’d ghost ride for like 30 seconds straight without being able to steer from the taser lol
🤣 I’m gonna have to get an emulator now
Stunt went wrong for the rider. Everyone that saw it happen got a big "LOL" out of it.
r/meatcrayon
Do t mind me, just doing meat crayon stuff...
Meat crayon. I really don't have much sympathy for people that ride like idiots on public roads. Especially when they're wearing shorts, tee-shirts and sneakers.
What part of this is wrong exactly? If he went faster it wouldve been better
Right as rain... Also that dude was a twat
Play stupid games….
Flesh brake pads
ehhh, that's part of the thrill, right? got one of the expected outcomes as far as i can tell
Fuck him...
Man didn’t have his friends back at all. Lucky he can sweep it off that road
The age of “I am perfect, invincible and immortal!”
"Look twice, save a life"
That sweet sweet sensation of road rash.
Haha....love to see it tbh, idiot hurts only himself, 10/10 Thats what you get for driving/riding like a fucking reckless idiot on a public road and i have absolutely 0 sympathy or empathy
meat crayon
There isn't a single "no" in this video. These riders are selfish pricks. If you're going to ride like this, do it in private spaces.
If he’s not dead, he’s gonna wish to be dead for a while.
Fucking idiot. Zero sympathy
He’s going to feel true hell in like 10 minutes.
1 hour later when the hospital is scrubbing will be hell. 1 day later he won't be able to move without sweating from pain.
It looked like he was more concerned about any damage to his bike than any damage to his skin and body.
Who needs skin anyway?
Meat crayon...
And then he got up and fucked right off. The end.
I failed to see what went wrong here. Looks like it went as expected.
I failed to see what went wrong here. Looks like it went as expected.
“Human crayon”
I mean this is just called being a dumbass
Seeing how that green sign said it was Chalmette, placing them in Louisiana, then it makes sense why they did this.
i'd say it went right!
One stripe and a blank is 40’….looked like a 160-200’ slide, skid, grind.
Dude was doing a hurricane kick!
Fuckin squid. Wear the right shit man..
Zero sense of urgency from the camera guy here..
Awww. First the wobblies, and then the scrapies
Hope that asphalt tasted good
When there's road in your spine like you've had too much wine, That's calimari
That stun did accomplish it's mission. Get rid of those genes from the pool.
Evolution by natural selection.
Suck shit
You love to see it
Lucky to be alive
Glad they didn’t hurt anyone who wasn’t being stupid and irresponsible on public roads.
Do stupid things, win stupid prizes. This actually belongs on r/nononoyes.
bye bye skin
What a moron
When your bike is a better rider than you are
Crazy how the bike just kept going
Isn't there a designated 'I'm stupid and going to be doing stupid things', area that isn't an in-use expressway?
Love that little puff of skin smoke as he's rolling on his back. The bacon is just right.
Shawn “Meat crayon” Smith, at it again…
That was probably the best outcome while still failing the stunt
Bike said get the fuck off, bro
The bike was fine right after he fell off.
ATGATT.....basic riding shit. Enjoy that road rash, showoff. r/meatcrayon And his riding partner expecting the hwy to stop cause he dipshit friend wiped out.
I'm not a motorcycle driver but from my understanding he could have completely saved it if he let the bike prop itself back up correct? It seems like he spent more time learning wheelies than the basic physics that I learned when researching motorcycle riding.
Ride like lightning, crash like thunder
He wasn’t wearing red before the crash
r/calamariraceteam
New super hero name “The Scab”
At least he rolled for the most part after he crashed, this guy has common sense from the looks of it.
Good
Speed wobble is probably the most terrifying thing I've experienced, I've only ever gotten it on a long board but your basically fucked when you get it
Bitchin’ ghost ride!
Well, well, well…
Too cool for gear. He wanted to be a badass but in reality he was just bad.
Is he safe...?
(Nelson Muntz laugh)
Then his buddy has to play Frogger to get over to him.
Idiot, could have killed dozens of other people
Dude how the fuck would you go about killing DOZENS of other people on a motorcycle? Pretty sure thats next to impossible even if trying to do so.
cause a pile up obviously
No idea why someone would ride a bike without protective gear on! you’re not cool in shorts and t shirt..
I hope he is alright but still...fuck these guys. Doing this stupid shit on a street with innocent people. What fucking assboles
My proudest fap
Hahahahaha!!
Weakling who could not control that landing.
Doing this, in New Jersey of all places, is probably the stupidest shit of all time. The most densely populated state in the nation. Drivers there are already trying to cut you off/tailgate/generally be dicks. So glad I’m out of that god forsaken shithole.