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brandontaylor1

Good thing he was wearing his protective shorts and t-shirt.


lopix

Could just see the meat crayon coming


olderaccount

I was hoping we would get to see how much damage that slide caused.


straycanoe

[Here's a closeup of one of his injuries (NSFL)](https://mediaproxy.salon.com/width/1200/https://media2.salon.com/2014/10/shutterstock_99029657.jpg)


massiveproperty_727

Noooo!


imhereforthevotes

is that 80/20?


amberoze

Hindsight is always 80/20.


Shlocktroffit

Hindgrind


imhereforthevotes

oh, shit, dude, that's good


Magus_5

Seems legit.


cornerturdyturdnturd

Can I get some fries with that?


ClimbsAndCuts

Grisly!


MacBDog

Even the bike didn't want to stick around to see what happened to him.


FuckThisStupidPark

Clever.


Was_Silly

But why. Why do you do this with no protection?!?! It truly boggles the mind. I get doing stunts on a public road - it’s probably a thrill. But why in a T-shirt and shorts?


UsedDragon

It's because he's stupid. *Incredibly* stupid.


Volkrisse

Squids gonna squid. He’s a dumbass


fried_green_baloney

Talked to a guy who had worked EMT in the Oakland area some time ago. He said when a Navy carrier group would come in to Oakland they just knew that night there would be at least one and maybe more very serious or fatal motorcycle crash in the Oakland hills. Guys had been at sea for 90 or more days and now they got their scooter out and zoomed around in the dark on twisty roads with the expected results.


Ziggy_the_third

You need to consider that this is a person that thinks that trying to stand on his bike and do a wheelie on public road, is a thing that he should try. We are not working with the best people here.


Mickey_James

>We are not working with the best people here. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Not the earliest bird at the worm.


JoinTheBattle

Not the sharpest crayon in the box. Especially now.


lord_nuker

Never underestimate the stupidity of a human being ;)


chowderbags

I don't necessarily get doing stunts on public roads. I also don't really get being on a motorcycle without gear. I *really* don't get doing stunts on public roads without gear.


Supersnazz

If he thought he was going to fail, he wouldn't be doing this in the first place. If you don't consider failure as a possibility, then it doesn't matter what you are wearing.


time-for-anustart

Its crazy because if he was just dressed appropriately he would probably have close to no damage. The way he dismounted looked like the best case scenario for falling off a bike, he didnt end up getting launched off the front, he didnt get hit by any other vehicles, he didnt end up doing like 20 flips high speed…. He literally just slowly falls to the ground and slides to safety, but because he has so much skin exposed he probably looks like ground beef 😐


jonaselder

oh my god did you not see his limbs? That dude could've been wearing a bear suit and would've gotten fucked up in it. If he were wearing full racing leathers that would've still fucked him the fuck up


Plastic_Pinocchio

He can still walk fine though. I don’t think his legs are broken.


reddaddiction

Probably not, actually, as the leathers slide very well.


Adddicus

What video did you watch? The dud in this one definitely did not slide to safety. He was rolling at high speed down the side of the road. Lots of potential for broken bones when doing that.


time-for-anustart

The same video you did? The last frame we see him rolling hes not in the middle of the road anymore he rolls off to the side/shoulder hence “slides to safety” And yes, i didn’t say he got of scott free, i said he most likely had the best case scenario in this situation given the way he fell off his bike. You’re inevitably going to roll or slide because you’re moving so fast, but compare the way this guy falls off his bike to the more gruesome videos of people getting knocked off their bikes and you can probably say this is the best case scenario for falling off a motorcycle at high speeds.


Dzov

Luckily he had all that skin to slide on.


Adddicus

So by "slides to safety", you mean rolls to a stop.


time-for-anustart

No, by slides to safety i mean he slides where there are no more cars driving. I didnt say he slid off safely, i said he slid TO safety.


Frakenz

You mean half T-shirt


Yamcha17

Unfortunately, he was not wearing the security flip flops.


ToothpickInCockhole

And his shirt was like half on anyways lmao


Beatnik_Soiree

Walked away as the beef jerky poster child i bet.


mtflyer05

r/meatcrayon


BrownEggs93

It's still too raw for jerky.


hospitalizedGanny

Squeel like a pig! SQUEEEEEL LLL ! !


gerradp

What a fucking moron. Cost/benefit consideration clearly well considered. Good luck with that 9 months of painful recovery


Its_Bunny

This is why I play videogames.


defect_9

oh this should go to r/meatcrayon edit: singular crayon of meat. :)


magma_displacement76

It's just the one n.


defect_9

sorry mobile autocorrect. thanks!


magma_displacement76

It's a kickass sub. Most submissions are survivable, unlike on many other subs I could name. :)


The_R4ke

Nah, he's up and walking around with no clearly visible injuries at the end.


illicitandcomlicit

He does like 3 circles and doesn’t even acknowledge his friend. Also his forearms are straight blood. Are you high?


quanjon

Nah that went as right as it should have. Fuck douchebags like this, lucky his bike didn't veer into oncoming traffic and kill a family.


Doctor_of_Recreation

I saw a video the other day of a motorcycle flying past a cop and then crashed into an SUV turning left on the highway — crashed right into an infant in a carseat and I thought I had pretty much just watched a baby die, but the cop managed to CPR life back into the wee thing and the video said she was recovering. The mom freaking out was awful to listen to.


Ghost17088

People always forget that kinetic energy goes up with the square of speed. A motorcycle and rider at 120 mph has about the same kinetic energy as a Corolla going 60 mph. Then you also need to consider that all of that energy is going to be concentrated in a much smaller area compared to a car that has bumpers and crumple zones. 


Bombrik

They got REALLY lucky. That is Interstate 10, right in New Orleans. High traffic route and they were headed towards the I-10 Twin Span across the lake. Behind them, maybe less than 2 miles, is residential areas. To their sides are nothing but gator infested swamps. They could of hit some family, some commuter or the guy could of rolled down into the swamp and become food for the local wildlife.


BigNastyG765

Could’ve or could have.


Kazurion

He will be ripe as a tomato in a minute.


AndroidSuperFan

That's not a "stunt" it's driving like an asshole on a public road. This guy deserves everything that happened to him.


Fire-pants

I miss the old days when people would see how many wrecks they could jump over at ,say, the state fair or the Rockford speedway.


Bscully973

Darwinism at it's finest.


Hairbear2176

LOL, fucking idiot. At least no one else was injured by his stupidity.


TheRealJayk0b

Ahhh how satisfying, just a T-shirt, makes it even better.


aquaman67

Where did the motorcycle go?


im_onbreak

Home


ShimkosFancySh1t

Ight, imma head out


crackanape

It was perfectly stable once he was off it. I saw it three weeks later, still moving, halfway across the country.


snarfsnarfer

Some say it’s still out there..


Royalchariot

It went POOF!


cellorc

It went right...depends on the perspective. Was exactly like expected.


showmiaface

Good!


XZIVR

🦑


smokyartichoke

You spelled “karma goes right” wrong.


FadeIntoReal

I’m guessing that the fact that rider shut down the speed wobbles was just luck since he got off the bike anyway.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

The most effective way of stopping the wobbles is to just not panic, and slowly, gently launch yourself off the bike.


MyOgAccountBanned

You know, given the fact that I get a bunch of a holes on bikes cutting me off almost everyday, somehow I don’t care that this idiot got hurt


JoeDimwit

As bad a person as this makes me sound, I’m happy when idiots like this wreck themselves. Take that nonsense to a closed space where you’re not putting the general public at risk.


JonnyOgrodnik

Can’t really say I feel bad for the idiot. I wonder how he’d feel if the bike ended up in oncoming traffic and injuring/killing someone because he wanted to do stunts on the highway. Take his license away.


kyallroad

I think it belongs in r/nonononoyes


ProfessorZhirinovsky

Ah, so at the end he was still there. I kind of wondered if he might just keep on skidding until he had disappeared completely.


warloghe

I miss the old Sega game Road rash…


eaazzy_13

Me and my friends would trap a guy between us and tase him back and forth like 40 times, then kick him off into the abyss. They’d ghost ride for like 30 seconds straight without being able to steer from the taser lol


warloghe

🤣 I’m gonna have to get an emulator now


BreakfastBeerz

Stunt went wrong for the rider. Everyone that saw it happen got a big "LOL" out of it.


RandomGenerated-

r/meatcrayon


plusultra420

Do t mind me, just doing meat crayon stuff...


bloodguard

Meat crayon. I really don't have much sympathy for people that ride like idiots on public roads. Especially when they're wearing shorts, tee-shirts and sneakers.


speeler21

What part of this is wrong exactly? If he went faster it wouldve been better


major_dump

Right as rain... Also that dude was a twat


Deutschebag13

Play stupid games….


DaRiddler70

Flesh brake pads


caddymix024

ehhh, that's part of the thrill, right? got one of the expected outcomes as far as i can tell


east4thstreet

Fuck him...


WolfHalo

Man didn’t have his friends back at all. Lucky he can sweep it off that road


chipoatley

The age of “I am perfect, invincible and immortal!”


BootyButtPirate

"Look twice, save a life"


sto243

That sweet sweet sensation of road rash.


padizzledonk

Haha....love to see it tbh, idiot hurts only himself, 10/10 Thats what you get for driving/riding like a fucking reckless idiot on a public road and i have absolutely 0 sympathy or empathy


2Beer_Sillies

meat crayon


FairlyGoodGuy

There isn't a single "no" in this video. These riders are selfish pricks. If you're going to ride like this, do it in private spaces.


lizardkg

If he’s not dead, he’s gonna wish to be dead for a while.


I_heart_pooping

Fucking idiot. Zero sympathy


ProSimsPlayer

He’s going to feel true hell in like 10 minutes.


veritas247

1 hour later when the hospital is scrubbing will be hell. 1 day later he won't be able to move without sweating from pain.


slybird

It looked like he was more concerned about any damage to his bike than any damage to his skin and body.


DJ_James_Madison

Who needs skin anyway?


fafnir01

Meat crayon...


Magus_5

And then he got up and fucked right off. The end.


Magazine-Plane

I failed to see what went wrong here. Looks like it went as expected.


Magazine-Plane

I failed to see what went wrong here. Looks like it went as expected.


erishun

“Human crayon”


JMR027

I mean this is just called being a dumbass


Bombrik

Seeing how that green sign said it was Chalmette, placing them in Louisiana, then it makes sense why they did this.


[deleted]

i'd say it went right!


ClimbsAndCuts

One stripe and a blank is 40’….looked like a 160-200’ slide, skid, grind.


2DVS

Dude was doing a hurricane kick!


MarginAlwaysCallin

Fuckin squid. Wear the right shit man..


technicouleur

Zero sense of urgency from the camera guy here..


Empyrealist

Awww. First the wobblies, and then the scrapies


[deleted]

Hope that asphalt tasted good


Sirico

When there's road in your spine like you've had too much wine, That's calimari


themikegman

That stun did accomplish it's mission. Get rid of those genes from the pool.


Naykon1

Evolution by natural selection.


MassiveEgghead

Suck shit


MadcatFK1017

You love to see it 


dtb1987

Lucky to be alive


commontatersc2

Glad they didn’t hurt anyone who wasn’t being stupid and irresponsible on public roads.


dahillclimber

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes. This actually belongs on r/nononoyes.


[deleted]

bye bye skin


RoyalLimit

What a moron


KingCodyBill

When your bike is a better rider than you are


bbbbbbbbbbbab

Crazy how the bike just kept going


GoblinTown

Isn't there a designated 'I'm stupid and going to be doing stupid things', area that isn't an in-use expressway?


Banzai-dorifto

Love that little puff of skin smoke as he's rolling on his back. The bacon is just right.


Shalandir

Shawn “Meat crayon” Smith, at it again…


spinkspanksponk

That was probably the best outcome while still failing the stunt


Jacen33

Bike said get the fuck off, bro


arualstehle

The bike was fine right after he fell off.


Rhynosaurus

ATGATT.....basic riding shit. Enjoy that road rash, showoff. r/meatcrayon And his riding partner expecting the hwy to stop cause he dipshit friend wiped out.


Dradaus

I'm not a motorcycle driver but from my understanding he could have completely saved it if he let the bike prop itself back up correct? It seems like he spent more time learning wheelies than the basic physics that I learned when researching motorcycle riding.


SenatorDroseph

Ride like lightning, crash like thunder


Psycomonk707

He wasn’t wearing red before the crash


Belial901

r/calamariraceteam


Arid36

New super hero name “The Scab”


t-ryansaurus-rex

At least he rolled for the most part after he crashed, this guy has common sense from the looks of it.


loathelord

Good


redder_dominator

Speed wobble is probably the most terrifying thing I've experienced, I've only ever gotten it on a long board but your basically fucked when you get it


eaazzy_13

Bitchin’ ghost ride!


Shenina

Well, well, well…


TDK_90

Too cool for gear. He wanted to be a badass but in reality he was just bad.


Ok-Highlight-9266

Is he safe...?


BorshtSlurper

(Nelson Muntz laugh)


Bwatso2112

Then his buddy has to play Frogger to get over to him.


SoCZ6L5g

Idiot, could have killed dozens of other people


JmnNatu

Dude how the fuck would you go about killing DOZENS of other people on a motorcycle? Pretty sure thats next to impossible even if trying to do so.


SoCZ6L5g

cause a pile up obviously


badger906

No idea why someone would ride a bike without protective gear on! you’re not cool in shorts and t shirt..


rehkirsch

I hope he is alright but still...fuck these guys. Doing this stupid shit on a street with innocent people. What fucking assboles


LommyNeedsARide

My proudest fap


kyallroad

Hahahahaha!!


permalink_child

Weakling who could not control that landing.


gsurfin

Doing this, in New Jersey of all places, is probably the stupidest shit of all time. The most densely populated state in the nation. Drivers there are already trying to cut you off/tailgate/generally be dicks. So glad I’m out of that god forsaken shithole.