I got an idea. Anyone that’s interested in buying these, give me $500 and I’ll provide the proper size jeans for you. After test fitting I will piss all over your jeans. I will also piss on you shirt for free.
Disclaimer: not responsible for piss in your face, and there’s 100% chance that I’m going to piss on your face.
Exec : *Looks around board room and points at Marvin* Marvin! We need a new idea for jeans.
Marvin, a nervous fellow quickly stood and out of sheer nervousness of not being able to think of anything, pees himself.
Exec: That is bloody brilliant I say!
Edit: spelling
I know there are actual people who are buying this, atleast 1 dumb rich because why not, but are they wearing it? I've never even seen pics of celebrities wearing these.
...or ive been seeing millionaires in the streets that I've been mistaking as homeless ppl
Lol, pissy pants and bum shoes! These fools are trying to see what they can get away with because of their name. I'm sure someone thinks this is quirky and will wear it. I'd wear stuff from the donation boxes on the corner before I ever got caught dead in that crap.
My buddy used to rent out used jncos. When I lived in Buffalo back in the late 90s, I had a friend that sold used jeans like Levi in Canada and made bank.
Are you saying, someone would pay almost $1200 for my pair of old running shoes that I mow the lawn in? I mean, they actually look better than these shoes.
Rich people love to look poor. I've been seeing these types of shoes for years at this point at they're all crazy expensive. It's always the big ass brands that already have atrocious clothes priced for a kidney and a half that come up with this shit but why I'll never understand why.
Friend sent a link regarding the pants to me earlier this week telling me how stupid it looks and I agree but then I also reminded him that there's tons of people buying "broken" jeans just because they're "in fashion". No-one can tell me they find the piss-pants stupid but then says [pants like these](https://i.imgur.com/lnFgy0b.png) would be cool.
Ok at this point fashion designers are just trolling people.
"You're stupid, fuck you you'll buy it."
I saw a chick in a fashion show in the early 00s wearing a see through dress that was a shower curtain liner... Why are these people listened to?
Boycott any company that sells used products. When they had plentiful resources to source and make real footwear this is a joke to some people but it's a literal cash grab for rich suckers. Quite frankly why does this company's deserve any money from consumers ripping people off like this .
Totally doesn’t make me sick to my stomach seeing a multi billion dollar industry glamorize and romanticize un-housed/impoverished/working class people. Totally not problematic and does not make my blood boil at all /s
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
You're not cool, unless you pee your pants!
That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life! LETS GO!!!
Who would steal 30 bag lunches?? Heeeheehhehhhhheehhh….heehhehheeehh
I’ll tell ya who.. that damned Sasquatch
So glad this is here! There’s still hope for humanity
Yup, this is the first and only thing that came to mind
Soooooo hot, want to touch the heineeeeeeey
That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ACE
Dammit beat me to it!
Same!! Friggin love Billy Madison
Veronica I thank you, for beating the shit out of me!
He called the Balenciaga poop !
Calicocutpants.com New spring line
You gotta give!
You hit me in the CUP!
I hear even rappers started wearing them.
Darren gives
hold that door!
It’s a real website
he's way upside down on this one. he can't get a grip on it
It’s got nothing to do with piss.
She won’t stop eating batteries
So happy there are people of culture here
AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
People are paying big money to look like Frank Gallagher
YOU GOTTA GIVE
HEY HOLD THAT DOOR!
Beat me to it lol
Thats how i look after doing dishes
I get it, but all these bouji dishwasher people won't.
Dishwasher people still have to hand wash some of it
or washing your hands at the school bathroom :(
Redditor pees their pants after doing dishes.
During. Thats how i do it
Wait until he turns around.
Billy Madison Clothing
I’ll tell you who took those lunches, that damn Sasquatch!
DERELICTE!!!
So hot right now
But why male models?
You're serious...
You can derelicte my balls Capitan.
Those pants come like that with those two little dots. They're really in style right now. Even rappers wear 'em.
They make the dumbest people rich and influential.
When you got so much money you start cosplaying as the poors
Sickening really
The rich are mocking the poor. What has the world come to.
I got an idea. Anyone that’s interested in buying these, give me $500 and I’ll provide the proper size jeans for you. After test fitting I will piss all over your jeans. I will also piss on you shirt for free. Disclaimer: not responsible for piss in your face, and there’s 100% chance that I’m going to piss on your face.
Exactly what I was thinking, but I won't even charge them. I'll take their money if they want but the satisfaction is worth it for me.
You never work a day in your life if you love your job
Sounds like their special R.Kelly imprint.
This automatically makes me think of Chappelle and his Pee on You remix.
Billy Madison, “Cause you ain’t cool! Unless you pee your pants!”…
Exec : *Looks around board room and points at Marvin* Marvin! We need a new idea for jeans. Marvin, a nervous fellow quickly stood and out of sheer nervousness of not being able to think of anything, pees himself. Exec: That is bloody brilliant I say! Edit: spelling
That’s got nothin to do with piss
I personally applaud Balenciaga for separating dumb people from their money. 🫡
Oooohhh, so when a celebrity does it it’s cool, but when I do it I get kicked out of the venue
A lot of people give
Ah, the ol calico cut pants. You gotta give!
That’s it. I’m done with the Internet tonight.
This sub is lost
That’s got nothing to do with piss.
“Only cool kids pee there pants”
The dude is even looking at the camera like he just pissed his pants lol
Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers!
Did Liam Neeson design these?
Hobo chic
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Billy Madison was right!?!
Now you too can cosplay Assholini!
The homeless ones just got that aesthetic to it
average celebrity clothing:
I'm interested only if they also come with brown stains on the ass.
Remember to give or it all goes dark!
People really paying mad cash to look homeless?
At least you can see from a distance who the moron is
Ah, Mugatu finally released his *Derelicte* fashion campaign.
Homeless or Hipster?
So hobo chić is in this year...got it!
So you’re telling me I can piss in my jeans and sell it for $800? Hell yea!
800 dollars is too much to pay for a thing which I can create in seconds.
Make shit stains and sell them for 2k!
Why buy a pair when I can make my own?
Joke's on you, Barnabas Tharmr. I brought my pee jeans already. Also your Zantetsuken doesn't scare me. Wait are those pee stains getting bigger?
I don’t get fashion
Bro looks like a PEEdo in training
This is something I could see Kanye doing, except he’d charge more than $800, and would proclaim it as the most revolutionary fashion idea in history.
I know there are actual people who are buying this, atleast 1 dumb rich because why not, but are they wearing it? I've never even seen pics of celebrities wearing these. ...or ive been seeing millionaires in the streets that I've been mistaking as homeless ppl
My pee stained pants were free
I like how we reached a point in our society where we pay to look shitty
This guy is rocking almost complete skinhead outfit. Is there some sort of a hidden message?
Do rich people get a kick out of paying a ton of money to dress like they are homeless or something?
Lol, pissy pants and bum shoes! These fools are trying to see what they can get away with because of their name. I'm sure someone thinks this is quirky and will wear it. I'd wear stuff from the donation boxes on the corner before I ever got caught dead in that crap.
Cherry Bomb
Okay but whose pee is it? 😳😳
I just saved $800 bucks!!!! Mmm warm…..ok now cold.
My buddy used to rent out used jncos. When I lived in Buffalo back in the late 90s, I had a friend that sold used jeans like Levi in Canada and made bank.
Balenciaga is just trolling now
Idiots. I can do this for free with every pants i got lol
Are you saying, someone would pay almost $1200 for my pair of old running shoes that I mow the lawn in? I mean, they actually look better than these shoes.
Balenciaga is a scam for rich people
These designers pay onlyfans stars to cum in shoes and mail them to them.
Hmmm
This is so...sinister. Commodifying the poor/homeless look. Rich people parading around looking like bums. Such a weird reality.
Homelesscore
Rich people love to look poor. I've been seeing these types of shoes for years at this point at they're all crazy expensive. It's always the big ass brands that already have atrocious clothes priced for a kidney and a half that come up with this shit but why I'll never understand why.
I think the designer doesn't know how gravity works
I love that designers have moved into : "dress like the poor" and out of their avant garde era.
Thousand dollars for hobo shoes?
Rich people love cosplaying as poor.
Fashion like this is for idiots, let them waste their money.
why do that when i can just piss my pants for free
I can buy a pair of these cheap ass jeans at the goodwill and do my own peeing..
Why do rich people want to look poor. I understand wanting to look average but looking like a hobo makes no sense.
Only in France
I know Tyler, The Creator, mad as hell someone took his album cover and ran with it.
I feel like the kids that thought grimy clothes were chic grew up and this is the result.
I think they watched Billy Madison before making those jeans 😂
Cloth producents are preparing peasant for wearing a rags
So I can just Pee my jeans then I can sell it for $800?
You could have paid me to pee on those jeans artistically for a mere 749.99 per jean........
I’m convinced Balenciaga is a social experiment
Is this a collaboration with Kanye to expand his hobo chic clothing line?
Can’t wait to spend my whole paycheck on these fine quality denim jeans
Dude looks like he should be on a watch list, and kept away from schools
Hold my beer
Friend sent a link regarding the pants to me earlier this week telling me how stupid it looks and I agree but then I also reminded him that there's tons of people buying "broken" jeans just because they're "in fashion". No-one can tell me they find the piss-pants stupid but then says [pants like these](https://i.imgur.com/lnFgy0b.png) would be cool.
This was a joke on "I really think you should leave" and I'm baffled.
This is literally Calico Cuts pants from I Think You Should Leave.
Piss take that
You can ship your pee pants. I just shipped my pee pants.
Of course! I shine brighter than a shooting star in the night sky.
Balenciaga is a joke
all of these look terrible. this is stupid.
Zoolander derelict joke has become real life. Nice.
Didn’t realize all these homeless people were wearing balenciaga
The shoes are a perfect example of the rich cosplaying as the poor.
Man, rich people are stupid
Fools and their money are easily parted
ITS A REAL WEBSITE
You gotta give.
So now it’s too expensive to look poor now?
Ok at this point fashion designers are just trolling people. "You're stupid, fuck you you'll buy it." I saw a chick in a fashion show in the early 00s wearing a see through dress that was a shower curtain liner... Why are these people listened to?
Nathan Barley vibes.
Snuffbox got there first… https://youtu.be/m3mCTyZK59Y?si=aiesAmCWC8yOmvHD
Designer brands always be doing the goofiest shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEirLdBTlDc
calicocutpants.com (YOU GOTTA GIVE)
Wait till op learns this has been a trend for thousands of years. Op: mind blown
People with buy it trust.
Now we need to normalize shit stain to complete the bundle
People pay huge amount of money to look poor now?
Yeah but, you gotta "give"
They call this jeans style the Liam Neeson drip
Otacon and Johnny pants. (3 people will get this reference.)
At this point I’d struggle to tell the difference between a 7k balenciaga fit and an actual homeless person.
Nah is supposed to be nut.
Wait till you see the ones with the shit stains. They $1000
You gotta give
Wouldn’t you agree this is all you need? The trapeze net of the site?
I’m good with Old Navy and my $37 dollar jeans that look exactly like this
Liam neeson will be thrilled!
Either look like shit for $1k+ or look like shit for free.
I’m convinced balenciaga is just a social experiment
DERELICT!!!!! Inspired by the vagrants, the CRACK WHORE…that make this city so unique!
The Derelicte collection starring Derek Zoolander & Hansel. 😩😫🙄😒😂🤣😭💀
Did you give?
Imagine being so rich you decide to look poor
What’s next? Can I shit my pants and sell them for £3,000?
There is no way people actually buy this shit, right? …..right?
Generally, when I pee my pants, it runs down, not sideways!
I figured they were trolling their customers with the garbage bag and packing tape bracelet
Where’s the female version? ☹️
Boycott any company that sells used products. When they had plentiful resources to source and make real footwear this is a joke to some people but it's a literal cash grab for rich suckers. Quite frankly why does this company's deserve any money from consumers ripping people off like this .
I can Derelict my own balls
Why would you get piss on both sides but not have it go down your leg? Are you pissing while rolling back and forth on the ground?
Balenciaga: what's the stupidest thing you can think of Stupid people: "that's so fashionable"
r/ithinkyoushouldleave
But shit, it was 99 cents!
Sold!
Bro it’s 2024 homeless and high is fashion now
"When the rich were greedy, Allah made them wear the clothes of the poor with the highest prices."
If I wanted to piss my pants, I could do it for free(if I wanted to)
Alright, who pissed my pants?
Adam Sandler was right all along
Calicocutpants.com
They can put anything they want on the block at any price. The secret is, we don't have to buy it.
I can make my own for free
Totally doesn’t make me sick to my stomach seeing a multi billion dollar industry glamorize and romanticize un-housed/impoverished/working class people. Totally not problematic and does not make my blood boil at all /s
And you know someone with more money than sense is gonna buy it
Seriously, i would make better stains when I pee after I drink few beers.
And a child like man wearing them…. It’s just fkn weird.
calicocutpants.com did it first