Took me 3 watches to realize he was cutting his ear, I was convinced bros worst fear was getting a fake haircut cause it didn't look like he was even cutting the hair
I have a little scar on one eyelid where my mother clipped me while trying to trim my bangs.
I haven't had bangs since I was allowed to choose my own hairstyle.
My barber was an old man when I was a kid. He did this to man and on another occasion he stabbed my forehead with his scissors and I didn’t even notice. I walked out and my buddy was like your head is bleeding I think he poked you in the forehead.
my mom cut my hair as a kid, she managed to cut the top of my ears with scissors and even to do this day when going to the professionals i still tense up when the scissors comes out
Heh, back when I was a wee yin, my grandad cut me hair, guid laird, the auld daft numpty clipped me ears, had me fear't fae the hairdressers for years after that xD
Thinning shEARS
Definately thinning the ears
i cant see anything but it hurtsss, ahh
r/ChooChooMotherFucker
That happened with me when i was a kid, now one of my ears is pointy
Are you sure you are not just half elf?
Imagine a half elf with one human ear and one large ass pointy one.
Shit you talkin bout me, nobody actually notices except for when i directly point it out. So its not that special.
What are you Tolkien about?
Now you’re Tolkien
Same... but luckily my ear isn't pointy...
That actually did happen to me as a kid too, with a regular pair of scissors. Barber took a chunk out of my ear.
Same. Now the rim don't connect
Hola crap...I just clenched so hard and can't unclench.
that dude was NOT cake
This comment is fucking vile lmao😭
Thought u said "holy carp" and honestly it goes kinda hard, actually I think I'll try to say that thx for the idea!
My mom accidentally did this to me as a kid when she cut my hair once. Can confirm it's quite painful.
Noooooooooo
Damn he wasn't even cutting any hair
AND THERE'S TWO MORE SNIPS ~AFTER~ IT GETS SHEARED OFF!
the noise i just made came straight from hell
Ear circumcised
Well done sir!
Earcumcised
God I'm gonna throw up
Ooooh sliced his ear like it was bologna.
Just the tip
The scissors aren’t even anywhere near the comb!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
is it bad haircut or is it literally a cut?
watch the top of the ear
r/whyweretheyfilming
Took me 3 watches to realize he was cutting his ear, I was convinced bros worst fear was getting a fake haircut cause it didn't look like he was even cutting the hair
My face is now stuck in a grimace.
Is there a lawsuit inbound on something like this?
Dose this post not need a NSFW tag?
Nah because it isn't that bad
I saw this post 5 mins ago, I had to scroll all the way back to say I still feel that pain
Cringe, OUCH!!!
Skill issue
I can't unsee this 😭
I have a little scar on one eyelid where my mother clipped me while trying to trim my bangs. I haven't had bangs since I was allowed to choose my own hairstyle.
....... How is he not reacting?
Went Mike Tyson with the shears
Dude literally got his ears lowered.
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
This is so satisfying
Kind of 👀
So free haircut that day huh?
Was the barber drunk?
When he's old and smarter he's gonna want that ear pussy cut off too. No way that closes.
Thanks for this, another useless fear added to my bag
Plot twist : he got the haircut for free but still had to pay for the earcut
I've had that happen to me when I was younger.
Oh my god oh my god NSFW the post oh dear lord I did not want to see that oh no oh god
Heyy that happenned to me too when i was a kid !! Traumatized me abit lol (im okay now btw lol) Missing a piece on my top left ear now
I shave my head. I own my mistakes
Why are they filming?
Did you get your ears lowered?
My barber was an old man when I was a kid. He did this to man and on another occasion he stabbed my forehead with his scissors and I didn’t even notice. I walked out and my buddy was like your head is bleeding I think he poked you in the forehead.
That barbers worse than Mike Tyson
My mom cut the bottom of my ear once as a kid. Split the bottom part of my right lobe by a quarter inch. My mom bought a buzzer after that.
Are people just filming all the time?
That’s actually what he wanted
My mom nearly cut off my ear lobe trying to cut my hair as a kid. Never forgave her for that
bad timing seeing this, have a hair appointment tomorrow. I will be checking my ears afterwards lol
Jefhus chrift!
“My fault”
He is already used to ear mutilation anyway, he’ll handle it like a champ.
Happened to me once, when my dad tried to cut my hair. The cut wasn't as bad, tho
Ooooh noooooooooo, I already feared this..
So that's why people say "you got your ears lowered" after someone gets a haircut. It all makes sense now.
Happens a lot more than you would think. Thing is unless you work in the industry you probably won’t hear about it.
Welp, guess my hair is staying long
Scissors got a eat too.
Usually, it's just a joke when someone refers to a haircut as getting your ears lowered.
my mom cut my hair as a kid, she managed to cut the top of my ears with scissors and even to do this day when going to the professionals i still tense up when the scissors comes out
This happened to my dad while he was in the army, back in the 80s
NSFW please 😡
Man and I was gonna get a haircut tomorrow... nope
Heh, back when I was a wee yin, my grandad cut me hair, guid laird, the auld daft numpty clipped me ears, had me fear't fae the hairdressers for years after that xD
So this is free, right?
get a bandaid, move on
u/savevideo
dude didn't even flinch...
Happened to me, got a small corner of my ear missing from it lol
please mark this as NSFW 🫨
I'm sure he won't feel more than a scratch considering what that ear has been through.
Stretching your ears is actually painless, if it hurts, you're doing it wrong
I like how you guys go "oh shit" over this cut when he literally has a giant hole in is ear
That's not even the same thing. Like at all wtf.
RETARRRRRRRRD