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aozorakon

I think I might be getting a contact high.


releasingFrustration

It changed my breathing and freaked my dog out


kssmyassh

i’m high off some hash oil hot chocolate right now and this has me wiggin out *edit, grammar.


releasingFrustration

Lucky Birch. Gimme


kssmyassh

it was fantastic.


hanan318

Wait yo... can you explain how? Was it good? Did you just get to drink some delicious hot chocolate and get high? Please teach me sensei.


frose1132

I'm on bath salts


JonneyBlue

You skin must be so soft and glowing. Lucky dog!


IJaaay

It changed my dog and freaked my breathing out


EthicMeta

>“Man, who the fuck is Pastor Lewis?” said Pastor Lewis, in Todd’s voice. that killed me.


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I laughed out loud when I read: >“Pastor Lewis, black is slimming on you.”


TheGlowRider

My favorite was: > “Go back. You spelled “dwarves” wrong. It should be ‘dwarves,’ not ‘dwavres.’ What the fuck is a dwavre?”


mamrieatepainttt

i know this is mad old but my personal fav was: >“Oh, man,” I said. “I lost the water.” > >“Where did you have it last, Sweetie?” said Mom.


marinnnara

That’s when I knew things were about to get freaky


[deleted]

As someone who is crawling on the ceiling, looking down at you in a way that should’ve broken my neck, thank you. Feels like we get ignored sometimes.


kikihime

Oh my GOD. Welp, there's another thing to add to the list of shit that makes me burst out laughing like an idiot every so often for the rest of my life. :')


sunshinestreaks

Wow I’ve never read anything like this. Felt like I was experiencing the whole trip. Great job mahn


Subzzxx

Go back you spelt 'man' wrong.


LucyFernandez

I was expecting to read "He was crawling on the ceiling, looking down at me in a way that should’ve broken his neck." somewhere at the end. Still, awesome story, dude. Reminded me a lot of John Dies At The End.


EggSkribe

What is John does at the end?


LucyFernandez

John Dies At The End is a book series written by David Wong about two best friends who take a transdimensional drug that does some crazy ass shit to you. Funny, gory and at some points genuinely scary.


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NewDarkAgesAhead

[The movie’s also great.](https://imgur.com/gallery/VDoveyH)


SantGamer

John Crawls on the Ceiling, LookinG down In A Way That Should Have Broken David Wong's Neck


EggSkribe

Get the static off your face


MrsRedrum

I believe it is also a movie on Hulu.


creative_toe

Yeah, they made a movie. But there are 3 books as well - the movie only covers 1/3th of the first book and with a different ending... the books are so much more crazy.


kuebel33

There's a movie of it too, by Don Coscarelli ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfJp417dyig](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfJp417dyig)


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LetsGoBuyTomatoes

lol same!! as soon as I started reading it, I started thinking of that! Both great reads!


Starmandeluxx

After reading this comment I'm convinced this nosleep was written by David Wong, serious jdate vibes


doveenigma13

Yeah. That would have brought the story home


frasierandchill

I read this book the day it came out and it blew me away - I absolutely fucking loved it. I was nervous about the sequel, and somehow it ended up being even better than JDATE. So glad to see someone mention it!


superwaffl

I was kind of hoping it would have ended that way... :/


MudBabe

This was such a panicky reading experience but in a good way? Captured the fear of the trip never ending perfectly!


kazerama

Sounds like another dungeons and dragons session.


MadManMagnus

You're not wrong.


Shimouna

The vague relevancy of your username makes your comment disappointing, but you still get my upvote.


blobbybag

He did nothing wrong.


wicked_amb

Gonna have to cancel my mushroom trip this weekend until I can forget about crawling on the ceiling looking at me in a way that should have broken his neck.


kelseymh

I have a feeling that even if I think I’ve forgotten this story, the next time I take a hallucinogen it’ll pop back up in my head. Yaaay


wicked_amb

I know. It's like, "Do i just wait a really long time?" or "Am I done?" Damn this story!


kelseymh

With r/nosleep I’ve noticed I’ll forget a story and then even a few years later I can be doing something related to the story’s topic and it pops back into my head. I hate it. So fuck this story in particular for making me scared to trip


zangor

I'm going to take 6 tabs and sit in a room with 4 giant speakers playing this entire nosleep through mac speech on repeat.


jaxknows

Goodbye


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Please report back.


tintiddle

"ℍ𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪. ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕞𝕖. ℍ𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥."


kssmyassh

u ok man??


midga

F


SeaOdeEEE

F


GlassThunder

Yeah was on the fence about acid but nvm


LogCaptain

Well, no dmt for me this weekend...


RelevantMetaUsername

The Machine Elf crawled on the ceiling, looking at me in a way that should have broken his neck.


Tbone2512

Same for me too 😂


MrN1ck5t3r

Trip sitting a buddy after Thanksgiving dinner. Don't worry, it's not K3, it's K4.


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Was going to nab some for my cabin trip.. but I’m not so sure now.


welch7

OMG I was planning on taking mushrooms for the first time this week, now i'm seriously considering on cancelling it.


wicked_amb

At least postpone it


calicoschifty

Now I feel high


CatMuffin

No joke, I got flushed and nauseous while reading this. Crazy ride


tintiddle

I'm no longer sure I'm *not* high.


BLINDEDBYTHEPIPE

I have had an experience on MXE ( RC disassociate) that was similar to this. Just reading that article was giving me anxiety!


hrshmrsh

Yes! I couldn't put my finger on what drug it felt like MXE is a perfect example


BLINDEDBYTHEPIPE

Right! Especially the upstairs downstairs thing, the horrible time loops, the laughing and the insanity. The friend I was with literally bit my arm untill he drew blood. He didn't even remember doing it. Fucking horrendous horrible scarey as hell. Worst part was we were sold it as ketamine so did way to much and were totally unprepared for the utter terror that followed.


RyanJitsu

I smoked spice once and thought I was going to die. I am so fortunate my brother did not call the police based on the way I was acting. My eyes were rolling over and over again into the back of my head and everything was repeating itself. Biggest mistake of my life let me tell you.


Awake2dream

I’ve been clean for about 6 years now. But one of my last experiences involved OD from bang MXE, and this story gave me flashbacks. Edit : not in a good way


gbag828

From someone who has experienced many deliriums and mania from various substances and many more tryptamines, I can confirm the likelyhood of everything minus seeing words. It's easier for something to become something else entirely or for a peripheral glance at something have "great detail" or certainty of it being something you actually suspected. Gorgeous piece of writing. * * applause * *


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Just now reading it, it just makes me think of a really bad acid trip. I've done it a few times, and for some reason that's what sticks out.


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This made me remember my first (and last) K2 experience. Fucking wild ride..


MsAnthr0py

This made me very uncomfortable and along with the flashbacks I dont feel so well. Great work.


sdcg81

Yeah as a former user of drugs, I had to stop and recollect myself. It definitely started making me feel the flashbacks or w/e. Was really wired reading that.


_Ultimatum_

Maybe the voices weren’t lying. That’s what makes me uncomfortable. The only way to get back to the real world is the trip, and now he’s back in the “real” trip.


truebastard

The trip never ends didn't it?


Sandiwitch

I'm glad Muffin is ok.


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I was going to notify the authorities otherwise


ByteStalker

I read this while high. 10/10 would not recommend.


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Same right now


Gymbawbi

I had some real intense thoughtloops during a trip a couple weeks back that would just not end. You're rendition of that was spot on. Like, you're so sure you're done repeating things and the next thing you know you're so sure you're done repeating things....


SirVanyel

I think the worst part about thought loops is that while you're stuck there the world is still passing by, confusing you even further. I had a similar loop a few times, although one time it was so intense that I kept asking "where am I" until I blacked out. I was awake still, but complete black out for about 3 hours. Apparently I just did me things at the party. walked around, made friends, etc. But then I remember kicking back into reality after asking "where am I" out of thr blue to my brother for the first time in hours when I was originally bickering him for ages asking (I remember both sides of the black out fairly well)


Gymbawbi

Oh you went balls deep. Usually I get about an hr and a half then I come to. But that's the lemon tek!


SirVanyel

Oh my dude for real, I've done some nutty stuff on drugs, but one thing I never did after that experience was take acid without also taking an upper of some form to counteract my sober hyperactive mind, because when my body can't keep up, black outs happen lol. Psychedelics were something I really loved, but after a 10 month binge (getting wrecked on them most weekends) I know more than I want to about them, and highly recommend people only ever do them once, if at all. Seen my hands separate from my body, controlled the clouds with my mind, saw what most would call "the fabric of reality", although I think I just saw a spiderweb and then my brain replicated it everywhere I looked. Thought loops were fairly common too, but the uppers I'd take with psychedelics helped my mind break out of them fairly quickly with some fleeting thought of rainbows or something haha


ettuyeezus

My very first (and only) acid trip was a super fucked up ego death experience and this story just ~really~ fucked with me lol. The thought loops, the moments of “I am not in control” interspersed with entirely forgetting that you took acid and are tripping, the weird time lapses, that feeling of complete and total disorientation centered on a few arbitrary words/phrases/concepts, the “this is what reality stripped bare is like and it’s beyond all comprehension” — ugh. Just ugh. The story reminded me of exactly why I don’t plan on doing any kind of psychedelic drugs any time soon. I am permanently thankful that that trip only lasted 12 hours. At the time I was genuinely convinced it was just how I would be living in the future.


Gymbawbi

Whenever I'm introducing someone to a high dose I make them write, "i am on drugs, this is why i feel this way and it is only temporary." Along with some other stuff, but that's the most important part. If someone starts to freak out just bring up the slip and show it to them. Worked for me up until last trip when my homie is just babblin away incoherently, lookin real scared and I show him the slip, I say, "this is just temporary, Cody." He looks at me dead in the eye, "But, what if it isnt?" Couldnt help but laugh. E- try lemon tekking mushrooms, only about 4 - 6hr trip. 8 - 12 hrs is a fucking GRIND.


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AliceDuMerveilles

Yes. The answer is yes.


Sopa24

That was brilliant.


james28909

one of the few i have read all the way through, the dwavres line killed me lol


VenetianFlame

Holy shit. This is legitimately one of the best things I've read in months. I went insane from daily mushroom use once, and you captured that unhinging perfectly.


VoiceofDiscourse

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


TheJesseClark

Upvote for Mitch.


dearlyloveless

This messed with my head the perfect amount, almost to the point where I can smell the words but not quite so I have to settle with tasting them


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Laurasaurus_

this reads like a Bojack Horseman drug trip sequence. I love it.


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"Can you make me a penisbutter and vajelly sandwich?"


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amandalmighty

As someone who’s had experience with a bad drug trip this was a good and entertaining read. Well done!


DeepFriedDagger

Having a bad trip under your belt makes this story way too easy to believe. The split second scene changes between rooms and outside were so well written and relatable!


TheRadiantSoap

I had a two day bad trip 6 months ago that this reminds me of :' ). Never done anything since and never will; this hits too close to home


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May I ask what the substance was?


TheRadiantSoap

Handful of Xanax and a handful of propranolol. Do not do this, or you're going to have the worst time


Okinawalingerer

Reminds me of exactly what the worst trip of my life was like. Complete and utter nonsense and chaos spanning 14 hours. I’m forever grateful for being absolutely sober now. Never again.. Great writing!


syncopatedsouls

Seriously though. I thought my friend was the devil and that I had slipped into an afterlife of darkness, taunting, and perpetual thirst because I was a bad person that finally overdosed. Never again.


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Oh yeah tripping back when I was going through my heroin addiction was never a fun time. Was staying at a girls place in the mountains and I was up by myself. Thought nothing else existed besides that little apartment. Like if I opened the door it would just be an apartment flying through space time. I eventually did open the door then I was right back on the couch. And for some reason I threw a whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet so I wouldn’t drown and die. At least it wasn’t poop. That would’ve been embarrassing


syncopatedsouls

Damn that shit is rough. I was in my addiction at the time too, although not opiates. Were you kicking during this? I ended up naked on the bathroom floor crying about how God still loved me even in that state. I’m not religious at all. Drugs are bad I suppose, m’kay.


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Drugs are fucking wild man. I’ve been through some shit and if I had the choice I probably wouldn’t do it again. But at this point (5 years sober) I’m also glad of the lessons I learned. I truly believe I am a better person after all that. As long as I don’t relapse again, then that’s a bad person. But I tripped once when like 2 weeks clean and it was pretty amazing. I also did it after using opiates earlier in the day and coming off them and it was rough. So tripping while either clean or high is fine, but when coming down is a nightmare, I truly thought I was dying. I was with a friend that didn’t really abuse painkillers, but he took some that morning then we tripped that night and he was so scared he was dying. I was like “I know bro”


syncopatedsouls

Damn man I can’t imagine how bad that is. Congrats on the five years though!! I’m coming up on 7 months right now and feel the same exact way. Gotta leave that bad person behind.


my_name_is_gato

That whole nothing outside the apartment thing happened to me when I did way to much weed as a noob.


DieVlermuisman

Always a dark figure. Dont they have anything better to do than to torment people? (Dark figure behind me in a sad voice)No.....no not really.


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Awh. Don't make me feel sympathy for my sleep paralysis shadow man.


brewmastermonk

Fuck you dude. I'm having flashbacks from smoking this synthetic shit called Diablo and I did not have a fun time.


Abbathur

Or Nightmare. Shit made me wake up in the ER one day after finding out I passed out foaming at the mouth next to a busy highway during lunch traffic. Never again.


DarthSariah

As soon as somebody mentioned synthetic weed I knew it wouldn't be pleasant. I was involuntarily drugged with spice a few years ago, and it was nowhere near as bizarre as this, but it was still the closest I've ever felt to death. Genuinely terrifying.


Therealmissundies

That's a horrible thing to do to someone! I had a stroke like experience on spice, when it first came it could be quite pleasant to smoke but this was when inexperienced people started making it at home and selling it, people started fainting and getting really sick when they didn't have any to smoke. What happened to you was a really shitty thing for someone to do, wish I could kick those who did it in the balls!


CookedCritter

“Shut up, Pastor Lewis. I know that know”


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Cephalopodanaut

Damn, very submersive! I felt like I was tripping too. I hope the static doesn't get you.


Septurl

>I can’t remember. Hey, Roy Rogers. What did I do with my water, man? Did I eat it? I think I am going to die laughing. ​


evilpinkmonkey

I need a minute. Best anti drug speech ever.


DeepFriedDagger

If I had seen this before my first mushroom trip I definitely would've been more prepared


KatMite36

I know i should be horrified but I’m still laughing at: “I made it to the door, but the dresser drawer on my head was too wide. I turned it the other way - the only possible solution to that problem -“


TonyBagels4

This is the most perfectly described story ive seen, probably ever. The imagery is so close to real life encounters without it being corny or something. Reddit needs more of this


CleverGirl2014

>“The power of the dresser drawer compels you!” Ohmygods, that is awesome! Glad it kind of worked for you.


spike4887

I've been there man. The best way to deal with complete and fundamental breaks in reality that may never end is to just embrace it. Shadow people at the end of the hallway? Offer them a line, keep the party going eventually you will stumble across a powerful combination that will reset your personal reality...


whatupcicero

“Hey Shadow Man, you cool? You want some of this shit? No? Just gonna chill down there? Ight man, that’s cool too. Just lemme know man.” Can totally see myself saying this lol.


tintiddle

LMFAO. "Nah I'm tryna stay sober. Enjoy tho buddy, thanks anyway."


foursy

Or a friend knows you’re losing it and retrieves a spandex spider man costume from a closet and strolls through the party right past the couch you’re sitting on, just quick enough so you see him before he ducks around a corner and changes out of it. That snaps you right back into laughing and partying. Thanks Dave.


PurpuraSolani

Good thing to remember with all hallucinogens, psychedelics especially. DO NOT FIGHT IT lmao


Genshed

Reminded me of the last time I used salvia. Thank Bob that stuff only lasts a few minutes.


Demchak

No, thank Pastor Lewis


Psychobilly2175

Who the fuck is Pastor Lewis?


JaytheGreat33

Agreed. I got caught in a loop after doing way too much salvia my first time. Did 3 b2b2b hits while holding the smoke for 30-45 seconds each. The pipe just kept coming back to me and I didn’t understand the effects enough to realize one hit was more than enough. Ended up staring at the floor in the back of a van, with my back against the seat thinking I was laying on the ground outside. My mind was convinced I was in a parking lot surrounded by people watching unable to move. My friends kept saying my name asking if I was alright which was confirming my suspicions of being surrounded by strangers. Every time I tried to ‘stand up’ my back was against the seat so it felt like I was unable to get up. Was a pretty terrible experience, even after the initial effects wore off I had thought loop for a couple days, and for weeks I was worried I was gonna get stuck in it again. Salvia can be hella powerful and the mind can play so many tricks on you under that state. Did salvia a couple times after before never doing it again.


ballistic503

Wild late but it's funny you had that experience, I haven't come across anyone else whose experience was similar to mine. High school, I was in a car at night at a spot overlooking my metropolitan city; I smoked the salvia and for what felt like about fifteen to twenty minutes, I was laying on an Oregon beach at sunset and could hear the waves rolling in and everything. Like, I just *was* there. Once it wore off I realized it had probably been closer to 30 seconds, which just cemented the whole feeling of it being almost literally a chemically induced dream. Usually I had overall negative experiences on hallucinogens (I'm too anxious) and haven't taken them for about fifteen years, so it was surprising to me that I had such a benign experience with it. Would've expected it to go more similar to yours but I guess I just lucked out that time. Anyway just interesting to me to finally read an account that mirrored mine in some way since all the other people I've talked to haven't experienced anything like that, so it's always been weird telling that story until now.


revosugarkane

Good lord, trigger warning for all those who have had a bad trip. This is a little on the nose. Great story though.


whereislilly

last time I got high I kept telling my brother I loved him and every time I did he’d say, “stop!! You just said that” and I would say, “I did??!” And start laughing


SeaOdeEEE

Haven't done any drugs other than alchohol for years and yet, you somehow managed to convince me I was coming done from some trip that I forgot I was even experiencing. I'm not saying that lightly, this work actually brought on full flashbacks I haven't experienced in years. I think I want to congratulate you, although Im pretty convinced you're some type of wizard.


InkSpiller333

The Best Anti-Drug Campaign I’ve ever heard.


redoverture

Nice try D.A.R.E.


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foetuskick

Reminds me of this drug i did once, side effects only lasted awhile but the effects lasted for the rest of my life... Maybe longer than that. I'll try to explain this without cursing, but it was this black shit from Planet X that came out from a motherfucking syringe that looked like it had grown hair! Did I mention that the stuff was moving? twitching? Be thankful it wasn't that...


philefluxx

I too do not fuck with "Special K" anymore.


Jack-the-Knife

So what happened last year?


poetniknowit

Fucking magnificent. Reminds me of a mix between my panic attacks and a bad acid trip.


GenoSunshine87

One of the best things I've read


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what eminem song is this


kritikal89

Woah dude


ColbusMaximus

couldn't finish. Started having bad flashbacks once i got to the spiders. kudos tho


ImaBlessing

I have a friend who had too much or bad acid once and still isn’t right 20 years later. I imagine this is what happened to him :( don’t do drugs!


foursy

Everyone knows that guy, he lives in the next town over.


Gluta_mate

Dont do drugs kids, more for me!!


Tinadrizz

At least you saved the dog!


C11H8N2O3S2

Wow, brilliant


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Awesome read ,this made me rember that onced i tooked an 200-300u lsd tab ,hitted me when i was already in the forest,i wasnt scared but i kept hearing predator sounds and felt like i was in a test and must prove myself,it was intense but i wouldnt consider it a bad trip,later when i arrived at a friend house one of my friends looked like jar jar binks from star wars.I recommend lsd with all my heart ,syntetic weed and that kind of stuff not that good.


thePixelgamer1903

This was pretty good until I was crawling on the ceiling, looking at me in a way that broke his neck


Shadowyugi

When you tried tried... I thought you were here here. The circles keep swimming in circles and I think they are drowning but they said they would be okay so I'm okay I guess. I think you're still still have a bad trip trip


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RabbitPatronus

ahhh now the name Pastor Lewis stuck in my head.


VioletVillain

This was incredible and disturbing and, although I've never been high, it made made me feel like I was on a bad high. But also I'm drunk right now, so make of it what you will.


NeighborhoodNihilist

This is the only thing I’ve ever read that accurately conveys the feeling of a dream. Well done.


rawgirlnothing

This story gave me a shitload of anxiety......


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dez4747

I'm giving gold for this.


madeofstars3285

That was quite a...trip. Great story, I was laughing, then I was scared, then I was sad. Drugs are bad, man. Even the dwavres will tell ya.


Fasahat11

so where can i get K3? ​


BiggaNiggaPlz

You mean K4?


freeflyrooster

Shit, you've absolutely done shrooms before


Auntblazer17

TIL you can get contact high from reading a nosleep story


Remember_Navarro

As someone who has tripped before this was terrifying to read as it resembles a bad trip perfectly... Gj man, thanks for fucking me up for the night.


Mack1634

This was the best story I have ever read.


we-allfloat-downhere

This really got me when you said that you can see the words you're typing or something along those lines, it made me feel like i was high.


gabetoloco2

Try reading this while you're high as fuck


stjees5223

That was crazy, confusing, and beautifully chaotic. It was incredible! I'm extremely happy that nothing happened to Muffin! I totally thought someone was going to eat him..


StuccInThe90s

Ehhh that trip was just Tuesday for me. You should see my Thursday trips. That soy sauce really gets under your skin.


ByfelsDisciple

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmmkay?


raerae0922

Holy hell. That stressed me out