Hedberg was the modern king of one-liners.
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
"Escalators can't be broken, they just become stairs."
Saw Mitch on the tour before he died, and people were just shouting jokes at him for him to do. The original memes, truly. The man trafficked in hilarious ideas. Gone too soon
I saw John live at a benefit for his nieces or nephews high school. Absolutely killed it. A few years later he passed away and was buried in the cemetery across the street from that high school so I like to say I have seen him live and dead within 100 yards of each other
My favorite joke of his was, “A Jamaican man came up to me and said “hey man, you want some spliff? No, if I smoke pot I’ll eat this whole island. I’m not talking about hitting a buffet or two the island will be gone. They’ll talk about me like folklore. He was a buffalo eater, no Buffalo cry.
I remember back in the day on Ebaumsworld there was a video of Ralphie May at the Comedy Store and he bent over to pick up his cigarettes and is pants ripped and some bald comedian ran over and buried his face in Ralphie's ass and violently shook his head back and forth. Anyone remember this video? I think it was labeled 'yo sick dude his asshole'
Mitch hedberg, Greg Giraldo, Brody Stevens, Patrice O'Neal.
Hedberg was the modern king of one-liners. "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something." "Escalators can't be broken, they just become stairs."
Saw Mitch on the tour before he died, and people were just shouting jokes at him for him to do. The original memes, truly. The man trafficked in hilarious ideas. Gone too soon
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Freddy Soto
I saw John live at a benefit for his nieces or nephews high school. Absolutely killed it. A few years later he passed away and was buried in the cemetery across the street from that high school so I like to say I have seen him live and dead within 100 yards of each other
I saw Pinette live, he absolutely killed.
YOU LEAVE NOW!!
YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR!
FREE RIRRY
Bill Hicks. I would've loved to see what he would've done if he had a couple more decades in him.
I saw him in Atlantic City and he was absolutely hilarious! Shame it was the last time i would get to see him
He was totally clean too wasn't he? Cussing doesn't bother me, but I always respect comedians who can be funny without resorting to it.
"Free Wiweeeee!!!"
GET OUT OF THE LINE!
Phil Hartman
My favorite joke of his was, “A Jamaican man came up to me and said “hey man, you want some spliff? No, if I smoke pot I’ll eat this whole island. I’m not talking about hitting a buffet or two the island will be gone. They’ll talk about me like folklore. He was a buffalo eater, no Buffalo cry.
Oh nay nay.
Did you at least get the warranty on the toaster?
this dude🤣 I had to go on a gluten free diet once. Do you know what makes food taste good? GLUTEN!
John Pinette is one of my all time favorites. RIP
they did nothing….Nothing…..Nothing on Seinfeld finale lol
YOU GO NOW!!! YOU HERE 4 HOUR!!! WHY YOU HERE 4 HOUR???
Ralphie May
I remember back in the day on Ebaumsworld there was a video of Ralphie May at the Comedy Store and he bent over to pick up his cigarettes and is pants ripped and some bald comedian ran over and buried his face in Ralphie's ass and violently shook his head back and forth. Anyone remember this video? I think it was labeled 'yo sick dude his asshole'
Too soon? He was daring nature to call his bluff for decades
I say nay nay.
I miss norm the most.
He was amazing. Love him
"Four hour you here!!!"
Dam, I didn't even know that he passed away a decade ago.
"No, he's dead! Pass it over here!"