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katiebear716

that is a nickel


LizzyLeonhart

No its a boat, i even circled it to avoid mixups like this


nastynate248

He's right, I'm a sailor, that's definitely a boat. Nickels don't have sails and can't float


katiebear716

i wonder if the people on the boat are having fun. i hope so


nastynate248

Judging by the quantity of seamen, I'd say they are (source: spend lots of time in boats covered in seamen)


College-Weird

what does the seamen's semen taste like, how salty?


nastynate248

All I'll say is that they are seamen first class


College-Weird

mhh tasty 🤤


SpiritLamp304

really putting the "clap" in that circled out lewis and clark.


cum-oishi

Gimme seaman's semen


oriiiin

there is a large quantity of seamen only on yachts


Leftarmstraight

This boat had a dog named Seaman…


Bean-Swellington

I’m a physicist, nickels can definitely float if the liquid is dense enough. Sails are just for propulsion, which you would know if you were really a sailor.


[deleted]

I'm a pipefitter. Pipe comes on boats sometimes.


Bean-Swellington

Lot of pipe on boats, I hear


friendweiser

Underated comment


nastynate248

Touche


Alarming_Fox6096

Oh yeah? You ever see a 5 cent boat?


[deleted]

(looking for nickel to add a sail)


BDR529forlyfe

Didn’t you ever make to shore to let all the seamen out?


slipperystevenson69

Inflation has me so confused these days


Eliastattoos

I wheeze laughed at this. I think you’re hilarious. That’s my two cents.


Triairius

Keep your two cents. OP already has a quarter.


ombloshio

OP is short a couple dimes for a quarter.


Triairius

Yes, that’s the joke.


[deleted]

Do they have boats on them?


theemptyqueue

r/usefulredcircle


Philly-4for4

No, it’s a schooner.


Cat_lover54467

Maybe a guy in the boat is holding a nickel!


Educational-Log-7259

Yeah he’s right my friends dog had a boat


withspaces

Damn inflation


deaflikewhat

Does the other side say "twenty"?


pmperk19

its obviously underneath the red line. just below where it says “LEWIS & CLAP” try and keep up


GrottySamsquanch

This made me laugh out loud. LEWIS & CLAP


hockeymatt85

Gotta love the Ted States of America


EmperorThan

American History: "Then everyone on the Lewis stood up and Clap. True story."


deaflikewhat

I'm sorry I'm so stupid. I'll try to keep it to myself going forward. Thank you for helping me.


Shoddy-Experience396

The best 😂


HamptonsBorderCollie

Lewis better watch where he's exploring, no one likes discovering clap. Clark knew. He dipped.


Survive1014

Technically, almost all of the Lewis and Clark expedition got "the clap" from Sacagawea. Not lying, read your history.


Scary_Preparation_66

Since when is a quarter only 5 cents?


Generic_E_Jr

Inflation?


Phantom_X13

Deflation


MostlyMTG

Flation


mgeorgeanderson

Flotation


lilpuppipostor

Boat


SpiritLamp304

Inspiration


Contende311

It's getting hot in here


Ok_Remote_5524

So take off all your clothes…


austinh1999

I’ve already had my clothes off since the Harambe incident


VizeKarma

Gulp


Bean-Swellington

Your quarter is actually a twentieth


Onemacrasta19

That’s Prestige Worldwide.


OhAces

Its the fucking catalina wine mixer


Karmal_Popkorn

Don’t fuck this up Brennan.


[deleted]

**LEWIS & CLAP**: *Do native America*


Resident_Ad_1181

Five cents is a nickel


somerandomdude419

Inflation


Resident_Ad_1181

Your quarter of 20 cents has a boat


daftbandit

That's how lewis and Clark climbed the rockies


EWR-RampRat11-29

r/uselessredcircle


This_Most2087

r/usefulredcircle


TuneInReddit

R/subsithoughtifellfor


advie_advocado

r/foundthemobileuser


TuneInReddit

Go ahead Post it


advie_advocado

would you like your name censored


TuneInReddit

Never censored.


advie_advocado

Ok


gopher33j

I wish it was bees


Wishpig__

“Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say!”


gopher33j

Thank you :)


Wishpig__

I think this is the ferry they took to Shelbyville. It did cost a nickel


Triairius

r/beebutts


WilfordBrimley777

It's spelled beetus


Own-Branch-2283

So I hand an onion on my belt


marslander-boggart

Bees boat?


Own-Branch-2283

You ain’t never took the ferry to Shelbyville have ya?


happydewd1131

I think that might be a dollar coin.


Nawoitsol

No, it's a nickel. There are Lewis and Clark dollar coins, but oddly enough, those say ONE DOLLAR on them.


[deleted]

You misspelled Nickel


Huesan

Why does it say Untied states of America and a picture of boat? Is that boat called United states of America?


KoopaTrooper5011

Unlike OP, I can read the back of US coins and can infer, due to the presence of "Five Cents" text rather than "Twenty Five Cents", that I can say that this, OP, is what is called a nickel.


LizzyLeonhart

The boat is called the USS Five Cents, its the name of the boat


[deleted]

And it’s only worth five cents


Regular_Pay_7004

Idk where you could buy a boat that’s only worth five cents but I wouldn’t trust it


JCas127

r/Uselessredcircle


AllOfYouReallySuck

r/uselessredcircle


LookDense9342

thank you for circling it otherwise i wouldn’t have been able to find it


Hawse_Piper

Thanks for the red circle


DocGeoffrey

Your what


somerandomdude419

What are you circling? I don’t understand. Can someone explain? I’m more of a visual learner


GallardoLP550

Does this idiot not know about Lewis and Clark? About US coins? About anything? Lol


LizzyLeonhart

You have insulted me and my intelligence, therefore i give you an upvote


GallardoLP550

Oops now I feels bad, you have killed me with your kindness, sir


MichelSilence

Proof?


iX_Smokey

Wait a quarter is five cents? I thought a quarter was $0.25... idk I'm not American


Sleepycat45

Lol correct a quarter is $.25


samualgline

I’ve got one with an Ironclad on it


Notsmelly77

Based


Birchflyboy

That not quarter


ThatIckyGuy

Ah, yes. The five cent "quarter."


Forward-Reserve-3527

Thanks for circling it!


jallison1234

Due to inflation, your quarter is now a nickel. By Wednesday it will be a penny. By next week you will owe the Gov money


OhMyDiosito

Kind of interesting for us people from outside the US


False-Society-7567

Yes, it does.


b_read

Can you add some arrows? Idk if the red circle is enough.


Tpk08210

You are going to need 4 more just like that


Sirenhead_2

Lewis & clap


Lesotho17

Thanks for the circle, I almost didn't see it


thepreston716

r/uselessredcircle


Phantom15q

that is 100% a cool boat and 100% not a quarter


emilysn0w

Quarter is only worth five cents anymore, figures


Lubernaut

But a nickel is worth a dime!


Supcio1602

Cool


Ilikecoins123

I like coins


Pure-Homework388

That’s a nickel and it’s part of the Lewis and Clark series


GrottySamsquanch

You mean LEWIS & CLAP.


Pure-Homework388

Yes thank you 🙏


PhoenixAGB

My quarter has some strange old man on it


fast328

Lewis & Clap


SplendedHorror

That clearly is a ship


Current-Bisquick-94

Please enjoy your 2004 nickel responsibly.


PalaSS9

Ohhh it says five five cents on it


idontknowyet

Nickel please


Resident_Ad_1181

It’s a nickel


HAMburger_and_bacon

no, your nickel has a boat on it


GoneFishin9001

That’s a fifth of a quarter, with a boat on it.


Green-Snow-3971

Wrong sub. This actually *is* interesting because your quarter says "five cents."


SkyPork

Not a quarter.


skarbles

Uhhh, that’s clearly a nickel


[deleted]

TIL Americans have their currency at 20 cents to a dollar, another failure to use the decimal system I suppose


xtrasour37

You’re not very bright, are you?


[deleted]

If five cents is a quarter then a dollar is 20 cents 🤷‍♂️


Mr_Frosty43

Wow it’s Lewis & Clap’s


Poof_s2

That's so beautiful!


False-Professional82

"Have you heard of the ship of theseus?" Mark Edward Fischbach, some time I don't remember.


[deleted]

So whos gonna tell him?


john_candlewick

Lewis & Clap?


Inevitable-Idea1182

It's from the other side


Mkultra9419837hz

I think it’s a quarter short of a full dollar quite honestly.


Pizzastork

If I had a nickel for every time I had a quarter then I'd be pretty fucking poor.


TuneInReddit

R/uselessredcircles


MyCatHasCats

Something tells me this might not be a quarter


PlutoniumIngot-

“5 cents” “ quarter”


UltimaHazeus

Too interesting, where is this ocean? Why is there people on it? Where are they going? Why? How are their families?


redrobin1257

Ugh, THANK GOD you circled it, I didn't know what I was looking at! You're doing God's work, OP. Keep on keepin' on.


pnweiner

Way too interesting imo


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

Useless circle


MessageLogical1600

Thank you for the circle. I did not see it


Old-timeyprospector

Where?


telezision

thanks for circling it it wasn’t clear enough


krisztian008

I'm pretty sure as a mobile user that that red circle is absolutely useless


codycat1911

Wow


GifanTheWoodElf

My guy doesn't know what a picture is.


Ass_Cream_Cone

This sub is garbage


Historical_Panic_465

That looks like a nickel