# I used to jerk off to angry birds 𓂺.
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
joder, quisiera follarme a Makunga, me masturbo 15 veces pensando en Makunga, he visto literal todos los post rule 34 de Makunga odio despertar con 6 charcos de semen sabiendo que esos charcos debian ser eyaculados en el escroto de Makunga, hoy le meti el pico a un CD de madagascar y me vio mi mamá ya no me ha hablado por 2 horas pero no me importa de seguro me va a quitar todas mis copias de Blue Ray HD de madagascar 2 así que chao viña
[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.]
Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
[Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.]
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?"
[Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.]
Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut."
Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
Scout: "Yo, a little help here?"
[Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad.]
Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!"
Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
[A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind.]
Heavy: "Incoming!"
[Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun.]
Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here."
Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then."
[Camera pans to behind Heavy. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Sniper is dead.]
Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen."
["Meet the Spy" text appears.]
[Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase.]
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound!"
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
[Scout and Soldier stand up.]
Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
[Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy.]
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
[Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spy's knife in his back. A sharp musical cue plays.]
Soldier: "And a knife!"
Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense."
[Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.]
Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me."
[Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth.]
Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?"
[Soldier laughs behind Scout. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk.]
Spy: "No.."
[Spy turns back to Scout.]
Spy: "That would be your mother!"
[Spy brings out a Manila folder. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images.]
Scout: [Stutters in shock.]
[Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked.]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to [Censored] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma.]
Soldier: "Oh!"
Scout: "G-gimme that!"
[Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world.]
Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..."
[The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer.]
Engineer: "Sentry down!"
[The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera.]
[Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room.]
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
[The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Sniper's fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene.]
[Cut back to the three BLU's.]
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us."
[Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on.]
[Cut back to the three BLU's.]
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"
[Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air.]
Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!"
Heavy: "Oh..."
Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now."
[The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun.]
Soldier: "Aaaany second now..."
[The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching.]
Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..."
[The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's.]
Heavy: "So... We still got problem."
Soldier: "Big problem..."
[Scout approaches them, knife ready.]
Soldier: "Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
[The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them.]
RED Spy: "Right behind you."
[Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this.]
[French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. He picks this one up very carefully. He smiles at the sight of it.]
RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur."
[The Spy stands up, and walks away.]
One time a guy I just met called me mid and then said "I'm mid too, we should go out" and we didn't cuz it turned out he was into dudes too. But it's cool cuz we friends now
are hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic people scared of the name of their fear, „hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia“, or do they fear words of an even greater length?
I tried searching for it on the google ai, but this is what came up:
**Gourmet Garbage à La Crazy**
**A Culinary Adventure in Leftover Transformation**
Welcome to the world of "Gourmet Garbage à La Crazy," where leftover ingredients are transformed into culinary masterpieces. This recipe is an ode to creativity and resourcefulness in the kitchen, encouraging you to embrace the unexpected and turn your fridge's contents into a symphony of flavors.
**Ingredients:**
* **The Leftover Ensemble:** Let your imagination be your guide! Gather an assortment of leftover cooked proteins, vegetables, starches, and cheeses that are calling out from your refrigerator or pantry.
**The Sauce Symphony:**
* **Pesto:** A vibrant green melody of basil, garlic, pine nuts, and Parmesan cheese.
* **Vinaigrette:** A refreshing tangy chorus of olive oil, lemon juice, Dijon mustard, and herbs.
* **Teriyaki Sauce:** A sweet and savory harmony of soy sauce, mirin, sake, and ginger.
* **Hot Sauce:** A fiery spark of flavor to ignite your taste buds.
**The Grand Assembly:**
1. **Stage the Base:** Choose your primary starch as the foundation of your dish. Warm up cooked rice, pasta, quinoa, or couscous to prepare them for their starring role.
2. **Prepare the Ensemble:** Dice or shred any leftover proteins and vegetables into bite-sized morsels. Let them mingle and mingle, ready to join the culinary chorus.
3. **The Grand Unification:** In a spacious bowl, gather your base, the prepared ensemble, and any cheese you desire. Let them harmonize into a cohesive masterpiece.
4. **Sauce Symphony:** Drizzle your chosen sauce(s) over the culinary creation, adding a layer of flavor and texture. Let the flavors dance and mingle.
5. **Seasoning Serenade:** Sprinkle salt, pepper, and any other herbs or spices that speak to your taste buds. Elevate the flavors to their full potential.
6. **Garnish Extravaganza:** Garnish with fresh herbs, a fried egg, or a sprinkle of crumbled potato chips for an extra touch of visual and flavor delight.
**Tips for a Culinary Masterpiece:**
* **Embrace Fresh Herbs:** Let the vibrant aroma and flavor of fresh herbs elevate your dish.
* **Fried Egg Extravaganza:** Top your creation with a fried egg for a rich and decadent touch.
* **Moisture Maestro:** Add a drizzle of olive oil or a squeeze of lemon juice to combat dryness and enhance flavor.
* **Texture Harmony:** Aim for a balance of crunchy, creamy, salty, and sweet textures.
* **Creativity Unbound:** Experiment with unexpected ingredients and combinations. Let your culinary imagination soar!
Remember, "Gourmet Garbage à La Crazy" is not about following strict rules but about embracing the joy of culinary improvisation. So, gather your leftover treasures, unleash your creativity, and transform them into a symphony of flavors that will tantalize your taste buds and leave you craving more.
TYPE: SUPREME MACHINE
DATA:
Earthmovers were the pinnacle of the arms race. Often called the horsemen of the apocalypse, it took only one to level an entire city and leave nothing but fire in its wake. The last era of the Final War had begun.
The first machines large enough to house a shield generator, these walking fortresses could only be made vulnerable from within, making them the frontline for smaller, more mobile machines. Due to their colossal size, they required both blood and solar power to function.
When the final era escalated, cleansing the world with fire, the surviving civilians were forced to evacuate and build new homes on the backs of these machines, as the surface became an inhospitable wasteland where no flora or fauna could flourish.
Eventually the soot, smoke and decay from unending global war would blot out the sun, casting the world into the Long Night, and Earthmovers, unable to feed on sunlight, shut down and died out one by one.
War had become entirely dependent on them, large scale conflict was no longer feasible. Finally, mankind started to work together to reverse the effects of the Long Night climate catastrophe, and so began the New Peace. 200 years of war for its own sake ended not with a bang, but utter silence.
At the brink of despair, the planet would slowly learn to breathe once more, and the corpses of these titans would serve as a stark reminder of just how close mankind was to an apocalypse by their own hand.
I refuse to make a hierarchy of human actions and ascribe worthiness to some and ill-repute to others. The terms vice and virtue have no significance for me. I do not confer praise or blame: I accept.
— W. Somerset Maugham
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥
According to both her equipment and her weapon, Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower was a citizen of Cainhurst and is a distant relative to Queen Annalise. She was also one of the first hunters to join the nightly hunt. She studied under Gehrman, the First Hunter, whom Maria had admired, unknowing of his curious mania towards her. Despite being a citizen of Cainhurst, where they relished in extravagant uses of blood, she favored her Rakuyo, which instead required dexterity and skill rather to wield effectively.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
**!very sad story incoming!**
In one mission of a strategic game I have I use my best Generals to beat the last mission to get 100%, but no matter how much try, i never get 100% even tho, I did everything I could do
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[The monks chant as they bring up the Holy Hand Grenade.]
MONKS: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um—how does it work?
LANCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[He throws the Holy Hand Grenade, angels sing, and the Holy Hand Grenade doth explode.]
You want the sauce? Make It yourself:
Ingredients:
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•3 cloves garlic, minced
•1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
•1 teaspoon dried basil
•salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
•Heat oil in a large skillet over low heat; add garlic and sauté until tender, about 2 minutes.
•Stir in crushed tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until slightly thickened, 15 to 20 minutes. Serve immediately.
Sex, drugs and alcohol. And sport. Objectively the best ways to feel better, all very bad for health and functioning ironically lol.
As my medic said while I had a very deep depression : alcohol is probably one of the best medication for that. That’s why it’s so dangerous to use it like that, because you fall much faster in it.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
I just went through your profile and heres what I found:
>Boykisser (german)
>En Passant (anarchy chess reference)
>terrorist (terrorist warning in bio)
>so leude forza is fertig heruntergeladen (drachenlord reference)
>hazbin hotel fan (angel dust on tiktok)
>didn't do what the post said
I like trains
Oh no... Youve doomed us both!
dude, me aswell
Count me in!
I like turtles!
*in a high-pitched voice* Hello!
Suddenly, Pineapples!
......this does not help
me too!!
Everybody do the flop
NOOOO, YOU HAVE DOOMED US A- *gets hit by a train*
Gay sex
Gex
egg ?
Shit , you were not supposed to say that. The world is going to end now because of you.
Chosen one, you must find the gex
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This comment without punctuation was vey difficult to read
I wrote this at like 2am lol
Say Gex
Gex
Ok he said gex what now
Now gay sex
# nah
I'd win
I used to tickle my pickle to angry birds, the red one was the hottest fr
Relatable
Hell
Response
Zombie
Exorcist
Chessboard
Vacation
Big red or small red?
T e r r e n c e
# I used to jerk off to angry birds 𓂺. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
joder, quisiera follarme a Makunga, me masturbo 15 veces pensando en Makunga, he visto literal todos los post rule 34 de Makunga odio despertar con 6 charcos de semen sabiendo que esos charcos debian ser eyaculados en el escroto de Makunga, hoy le meti el pico a un CD de madagascar y me vio mi mamá ya no me ha hablado por 2 horas pero no me importa de seguro me va a quitar todas mis copias de Blue Ray HD de madagascar 2 así que chao viña
[A bell rings out in alarm. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up.] Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?" [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs.] Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut." Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" Scout: "Yo, a little help here?" [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad.] Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!" Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind.] Heavy: "Incoming!" [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun.] Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here." Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then." [Camera pans to behind Heavy. There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. The Sniper is dead.] Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen." ["Meet the Spy" text appears.] [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase.] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound!" Scout: "Yeah, it is!" [Scout and Soldier stand up.] Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy.] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spy's knife in his back. A sharp musical cue plays.] Soldier: "And a knife!" Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense." [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He puts the cut in his mouth.] Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth.] Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?" [Soldier laughs behind Scout. Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk.] Spy: "No.." [Spy turns back to Scout.] Spy: "That would be your mother!" [Spy brings out a Manila folder. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images.] Scout: [Stutters in shock.] [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked.] Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to [Censored] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma.] Soldier: "Oh!" Scout: "G-gimme that!" [Scout begins to collect the images, taking them from Heavy and Soldier. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world.] Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..." [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer.] Engineer: "Sentry down!" [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera.] [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room.] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Sniper's fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene.] [Cut back to the three BLU's.] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us." [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on.] [Cut back to the three BLU's.] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-" [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air.] Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!" Heavy: "Oh..." Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now." [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun.] Soldier: "Aaaany second now..." [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching.] Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..." [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's.] Heavy: "So... We still got problem." Soldier: "Big problem..." [Scout approaches them, knife ready.] Soldier: "Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?" [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them.] RED Spy: "Right behind you." [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy.] [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this.] [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. He picks this one up very carefully. He smiles at the sight of it.] RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur." [The Spy stands up, and walks away.]
Bro wrote a script
Now write a CHARGE ME DOCTOR script
“Multiple images of thr RED Spy and BLU Scout’s mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk” what a wild story 💀
https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s?si=2qlTBLQglsFBWtrl Here it is if you want to watch it
Mmmmm chyeck please!
Did you just have this in the chamber ready for this post?
Sticks and stones may brake my bones but stick weapons and cool stones make it better
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En passant is forced
One time a guy I just met called me mid and then said "I'm mid too, we should go out" and we didn't cuz it turned out he was into dudes too. But it's cool cuz we friends now
what a rollercoaster
Rank on terms of what and what ranking system?1!?1!1!1!1!1!
Funny comments or something idk
Holy hell
New response just dropped.
Actual redditor
Didn’t they put netting under the bridge to prevent this?
They are too fat to be stopped by a nett
Officer balls
I like how pneumonia smells like
do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
are hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic people scared of the name of their fear, „hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia“, or do they fear words of an even greater length?
both
This comment is boring
I disagree with all of you. *Leaves*
I find saying the word "booba" makes me smile even though I'm a male as straight as a coil. ^(no one will read this, I hope)
✨ me ✨
You are now breathing and blinking manually.
Blinking and breathing is for the weak.
And now you can feel your clothes :D
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Too many instructions, make us a video tutorial
I tried searching for it on the google ai, but this is what came up: **Gourmet Garbage à La Crazy** **A Culinary Adventure in Leftover Transformation** Welcome to the world of "Gourmet Garbage à La Crazy," where leftover ingredients are transformed into culinary masterpieces. This recipe is an ode to creativity and resourcefulness in the kitchen, encouraging you to embrace the unexpected and turn your fridge's contents into a symphony of flavors. **Ingredients:** * **The Leftover Ensemble:** Let your imagination be your guide! Gather an assortment of leftover cooked proteins, vegetables, starches, and cheeses that are calling out from your refrigerator or pantry. **The Sauce Symphony:** * **Pesto:** A vibrant green melody of basil, garlic, pine nuts, and Parmesan cheese. * **Vinaigrette:** A refreshing tangy chorus of olive oil, lemon juice, Dijon mustard, and herbs. * **Teriyaki Sauce:** A sweet and savory harmony of soy sauce, mirin, sake, and ginger. * **Hot Sauce:** A fiery spark of flavor to ignite your taste buds. **The Grand Assembly:** 1. **Stage the Base:** Choose your primary starch as the foundation of your dish. Warm up cooked rice, pasta, quinoa, or couscous to prepare them for their starring role. 2. **Prepare the Ensemble:** Dice or shred any leftover proteins and vegetables into bite-sized morsels. Let them mingle and mingle, ready to join the culinary chorus. 3. **The Grand Unification:** In a spacious bowl, gather your base, the prepared ensemble, and any cheese you desire. Let them harmonize into a cohesive masterpiece. 4. **Sauce Symphony:** Drizzle your chosen sauce(s) over the culinary creation, adding a layer of flavor and texture. Let the flavors dance and mingle. 5. **Seasoning Serenade:** Sprinkle salt, pepper, and any other herbs or spices that speak to your taste buds. Elevate the flavors to their full potential. 6. **Garnish Extravaganza:** Garnish with fresh herbs, a fried egg, or a sprinkle of crumbled potato chips for an extra touch of visual and flavor delight. **Tips for a Culinary Masterpiece:** * **Embrace Fresh Herbs:** Let the vibrant aroma and flavor of fresh herbs elevate your dish. * **Fried Egg Extravaganza:** Top your creation with a fried egg for a rich and decadent touch. * **Moisture Maestro:** Add a drizzle of olive oil or a squeeze of lemon juice to combat dryness and enhance flavor. * **Texture Harmony:** Aim for a balance of crunchy, creamy, salty, and sweet textures. * **Creativity Unbound:** Experiment with unexpected ingredients and combinations. Let your culinary imagination soar! Remember, "Gourmet Garbage à La Crazy" is not about following strict rules but about embracing the joy of culinary improvisation. So, gather your leftover treasures, unleash your creativity, and transform them into a symphony of flavors that will tantalize your taste buds and leave you craving more.
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They both sound delicious
Did you know you have rights? The constitution says so. I disagree
If my comment gets anything other than E Tier, imma kill myself
Big anime brappers!
:3
google en passant
ok.
And op isn't even ranking anyone smh biggest scam of this universe
Ben dover
TYPE: SUPREME MACHINE DATA: Earthmovers were the pinnacle of the arms race. Often called the horsemen of the apocalypse, it took only one to level an entire city and leave nothing but fire in its wake. The last era of the Final War had begun. The first machines large enough to house a shield generator, these walking fortresses could only be made vulnerable from within, making them the frontline for smaller, more mobile machines. Due to their colossal size, they required both blood and solar power to function. When the final era escalated, cleansing the world with fire, the surviving civilians were forced to evacuate and build new homes on the backs of these machines, as the surface became an inhospitable wasteland where no flora or fauna could flourish. Eventually the soot, smoke and decay from unending global war would blot out the sun, casting the world into the Long Night, and Earthmovers, unable to feed on sunlight, shut down and died out one by one. War had become entirely dependent on them, large scale conflict was no longer feasible. Finally, mankind started to work together to reverse the effects of the Long Night climate catastrophe, and so began the New Peace. 200 years of war for its own sake ended not with a bang, but utter silence. At the brink of despair, the planet would slowly learn to breathe once more, and the corpses of these titans would serve as a stark reminder of just how close mankind was to an apocalypse by their own hand.
I, too, am an ULTRAKILL enjoyer.
I want to be in the bottom.
I can be the bottom
Gay fucking? (Can I join please?)
Gay gang bang? (Can I watch please?)
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There's a chinese proverb who says : 同性恋被低估了
I refuse to make a hierarchy of human actions and ascribe worthiness to some and ill-repute to others. The terms vice and virtue have no significance for me. I do not confer praise or blame: I accept. — W. Somerset Maugham
Autism.
Please don’t rank me. I don’t consent.
I live in England..The only bridge anywhere near me is about a two minute walk away..The river is pretty shallow though.
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥
I really wish Femboy Hooters was real.
Grrrr
Say gex
If I got a penny for every time I saw this repost, I’d have 3 pennies
Oh my god yees pee in my butt 😚
no you dont
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Thou shall rate me B tier
Do we know how that user got to suggest that?
Ergot……. *Ergot*
𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘉𝘜𝘙𝘎𝘌𝘙
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Helo...
Guys I have tried, it's not worth it
Penis
I'm tired. *Does a kickflip*. Goodnight.
TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(g64))))))))
Holy hell
Rather fond of crows.
I’m the worst
Beans
According to both her equipment and her weapon, Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower was a citizen of Cainhurst and is a distant relative to Queen Annalise. She was also one of the first hunters to join the nightly hunt. She studied under Gehrman, the First Hunter, whom Maria had admired, unknowing of his curious mania towards her. Despite being a citizen of Cainhurst, where they relished in extravagant uses of blood, she favored her Rakuyo, which instead required dexterity and skill rather to wield effectively.
I don't think you'll manage.
have fun!
I have severe bleeding from all my limbs
real
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
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Hello
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Suicide is painless
**!very sad story incoming!** In one mission of a strategic game I have I use my best Generals to beat the last mission to get 100%, but no matter how much try, i never get 100% even tho, I did everything I could do
I'm gonna play art of rally
I like trains.
Did you guys know that gogurt it's just yogurt?
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Bazinga!
Will Wood.
I never tried pizza
If my rank is vowel you will get free candy tonight
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sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
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Hdkvz
https://youtu.be/5apJERgbYQc?si=bPxapR7BKsUfYhTE Relevant
Well the comments are interesting that’s a sure thing.
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The hospital administrator is _cheating_!
I need about 670$ to get to San Francisco.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [The monks chant as they bring up the Holy Hand Grenade.] MONKS: Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. ARTHUR: How does it, um—how does it work? LANCELOT: I know not, my liege. ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu— MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother. SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." MAYNARD: Amen. KNIGHTS: Amen. ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five! GALAHAD: Three, sir! ARTHUR: Three! [He throws the Holy Hand Grenade, angels sing, and the Holy Hand Grenade doth explode.]
Nate Higgers.
venture overwatc🪨
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Kermit smoking a bong
Erm
Sadly jumping off may not kill you. Then you'll drown with broken bones everywhere. Doesn't sound pleasant.
Sesbian lex
Once upon a time there was a man. He died. The end.
Splatoon 3 IS such a good Game because you get To fling your bodyly fluids at 14 year olds
Effective
A leaf ate my toenail
Dungarees
Try get us all now.
"Your struggling is pointless, I'm already about to eat your sandwich" -Some guy
You want the sauce? Make It yourself: Ingredients: •2 tablespoons olive oil •3 cloves garlic, minced •1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes •1 teaspoon dried basil •salt and pepper to taste Directions: •Heat oil in a large skillet over low heat; add garlic and sauté until tender, about 2 minutes. •Stir in crushed tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until slightly thickened, 15 to 20 minutes. Serve immediately.
Mozzarella is just cheese
Ok
google your username
Stig Ängstrom might be the one who killed Olof Palme.
say gex
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Everyone? that's cap
B
I am addicted to opiates
Mhmmm men
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Birds are so cool if only they weren't spy drones
•I AM: ATTRACTIVE WHITE HETEROSEXUAL SIGMA GIGACHAD. •yUo; fuckin hOm0 sOyJak vIrGiN wiThout ChiN aNd yUo suCK.
I have this saved so many times, I laugh every time I see it and save again lol.
Pineapple on pizza is a delicacy!
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Me because you stole my idea (I don’t care)
Whats rank?
Sex, drugs and alcohol. And sport. Objectively the best ways to feel better, all very bad for health and functioning ironically lol. As my medic said while I had a very deep depression : alcohol is probably one of the best medication for that. That’s why it’s so dangerous to use it like that, because you fall much faster in it.
Where can I get somewhat large collars (about 14-15 in circu) and leashes (any length, preferable about 6+ ft)...for a dog ofc :3
Just *one* reddit user?
Wuderbar
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
I just went through your profile and heres what I found: >Boykisser (german) >En Passant (anarchy chess reference) >terrorist (terrorist warning in bio) >so leude forza is fertig heruntergeladen (drachenlord reference) >hazbin hotel fan (angel dust on tiktok) >didn't do what the post said
Axolotl.
Cat
Furry memes