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TryingToNotGetBan_4

Bro just showed his balls to his neighborhood


RedkobraSammy

Trees gonna have nightmares


Financial-Horror2945

I am the the lorax, I speak for the trees; why the fact is op showing his deez


YosephStalling

Ballpilled neighbormaxxer


debatablyintelligent

this is the only comment i’ve read today that has made me physically recoil. 11/10 the peak of human creativity


dogzilla48

put your dick away girlie there’s a window right there ppl can see it😳


certainlystormy

dick... girl.. mmgghh


killermanwadvo

Wha… what?


[deleted]

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.


killermanwadvo

But… morbid curiosity?


[deleted]

What was the saying? Curiosity killed the cat.


Connorgamerreddit

Trans MTF people exist


certainlystormy

this was the meaning, yes


ILikeExistingLol

Do you want to put your dick in a girl or do you want a dickgirl?


certainlystormy

can i have both? :3 the t4t is strong with this one (me-)


InsertMoreCoffee

Dickcat?


someone__420

thanks for the NSFW tag if you didn't put that there i would've busted my special 'MEDIUM' so hard that my SOUL would've gone into a TRANCE while my ECTOPLASM eminated a goon-like AURA not even comparing to the eldritch INCANTATIONS or maybe even a terrifying WRAITH with a lovecraftian HEXagonal SIGIL on it's forehead that you would find in a OUIJA board. And i know that i'm being a bit of a CRYPTID and also a bit GRIM. but I am forever grateful that you knew this FAMILIAR situation and decided to prevent it so that no-one else condenses into a BLACK HOLE from pleasure. please take my appreciation as your special TALISMAN, don't expect much from it though, it's not as strong as an AKNH but it'll do the job just right it'll probably still be able to IMMOLATE the horny spirits… hmm i just had DEJA VU about this situation!


wh1teithink

bless you


Appropriate-Sell-875

holy hell!


someone__420

New response just dropped


Successful_Day2479

Actual zombie


bad_designer_6376

Call the exorcist


benjyeevee

Pawn sacrifice anyone?


Totaly_Shrek

No. I will not sacrifice a pawn. This knightmare fule needs to stop.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

u/Totaly_Shrek in the corner, plotting world domination


bleb__

u/IEnjoyBaconCheese goes on vacation, never comes back


Cuality_Content

I can't tell if this is a Balatro reference or if I've gone insane playing this game.


someone__420

Nope!


Wonderful-Gold-953

😂


LeRoiRat_

i know where you live now


PartyofFish

You can go wave your dick, or someone else's if you don't have one, back at op!


LeRoiRat_

nice idea 👍🏻


TonkotsuSoba

just a random guess, Italy?


OrangeXarot

correct


LeRoiRat_

nah, try again


Dont_pet_the_cat

Bruh you were wrong


LeRoiRat_

damn


gheebutersnaps87

Someone get the google earth guy


[deleted]

Fuck you, you broke my nofap streak


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Bro just sunned his neighbor hood💀😭


killermanwadvo

Flashbang!


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Nice cock bro


Santy_555

good picture but where's the dick?


HammingZaza

In the reflection of the window that isn't shown


UglyWigglyBallz

Maybe in Italy


haubenmeise

Vampires do not have to worry about this.


I-call-you-chicken

Based on your photo, I think you live in Eastern or Central Europe. You've got those classic tall apartment blocks, a green space with trees straight out of a Soviet gardening catalog, and a crane that’s probably been there since the Cold War. My bet’s on Poland or Hungary.


OrangeXarot

wrong


I-call-you-chicken

Well, in that case I just call you a chicken and get it over with. You chicken!


_aconite_cj_

Wish I was standing outside the window :<


BugP13

Damn bro nice cock


Responsible-Run-9795

Looks like that dick is pretty small. I can’t see it anywhere. Tried also with maximum zoom…


deadgirl21

What a dick


JIsADev

It's so bushy. You need to trim!


Rachiey

dude put your dick away, think of the children 😔


shrekisgreatt

Nice neighborhood


TotallySematary

Then there's no reflection if there's nothing to reflect off is there? I hate you


Storand12

Thx for the view! Was looking at you through binoculars.


trashstarrxo

modus spotted


random_zanakluar

he just like me


Huge_General3630

🥵


gh0stofoctober

eastern europe core


Subject_Gear_3519

Italy🇮🇹


BlackLizard898

I can’t see anything is this a joke I’m not in on


GamingDragon27

This post should've been taken down by now, the Subreddit has a rule that literally states posts where the punchline is "I have an interesting thing but I won't show you" aren't allowed. In this case, the only reason why it has 2000 votes is because penis = funny, but the real joke is that this pic doesn't have anything to do with what the title is. The title could be "I have [insert literally anything] by the window but I'm taking a picture of the view outside the window instead" and nothing would change. Unfortunately this Sub turned into another one of the million shitpost subs and everyone on it just jerks the same inside jokes or stuff like this that mods won't do anything about.


ComedicDalmatian445

I see a naked person but why is the dick so small?