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Wistari

I have a few questions. Number 1, why is there a mask in the fridge? Number 2, what is in the cup under the plate? Number 3, what is in the pitcher on the left?


ConsiderationSweet75

Same, and I regret to inform OP, I am in fact kind of interested


3_gloves

And I just flat out demand to know!!!


joshf2020

And why are there just empty plates?


Longtonto

So that they're fresh when you wash them


YoiteShinigami

>So that they're fresh when you ~~wash them~~ *reuse them


MrsSol

This would infuriate me, next to the sink is bad enough, but in the fucking fridge.


tehsophz

A guy who lived in the same dorm as me would put his empty plate back in the fridge to reuse it if he was having a similar meal the next day. I'm glad I didn't share a kitchen with him


igivenonames

Her boy toy is too lazy to wash them.


fillmorecounty

That would be the pee jug


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fillmorecounty

Why is your i so weird


bad_toe_tattooes

Ì trìed to fìnd this guys i but that’s the closest I had. What is the deal with that thing?


HopefulWin4870

İ found it


bad_toe_tattooes

Share your wisdom?


wafflenator500

Copy and paste, İt’s easy!


nils4i20

İ have İt İn my phone keyboard as well


meatwadpen

İ got to use īt once and now my phone took away the optıon :(


Cactus_souls

Are you sure it's not also the cum jug?


NooneInparticularYo

That's best served slightly above room temperature it wouldn't be in the fridge


Charming_Love2522

Disgusting. Take my upvote


WarWolfRage

98.6°F


YoungWomp

Nah fam, thats the shit jug


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SummerDays3104

I thought it was cum… it’s a little too, off white


WarWolfRage

So you see a pitcher of whitish liquid in a fridge and you mind goes directly to cum. I think you need a break from the internet you've seen too much. Edit nvm looked at it again and pictured a MLP figurine bathing in it. We are all broken


YourLocalPan12

what kind of milk breast milk???? that shit ain't white or milk


WileySagoney

The mask was meant to hang on the door so you can put it on to protect yourself from the toxic projectile mold spores when you open the door.


throwingplaydoh

Shhhhh......shhhhhh..... ^it's ^ok ^it's ^ok


SyrisAllabastorVox

The black thing on the plate looks like a rotting stem of some kind. Bell peppers? Tomatoes?


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Stem of a Chile Rellenos


[deleted]

i’m willing to bet he used the mask as a bowl and there is food in it.


CanlexGaming

I actually do that. It keeps the mask chilled for when you have a beard. It’s a good way to start out


Logical_Income8329

1. Had mask on when he opened the fridge to get food so he took it off and the shelf in front of him seemed like a convenient place. 2. Carbonated soda... the plate is being used to keep the CO2 in. 3. Juice that was once a frozen concentrate.


[deleted]

A jug of horse semen


Successful-Mood7041

Adhd


frequency1746

this is not *not* interesting, i actually am interested in what the fuck is going on here


Later_358

https://www.reddit.com/r/notveryuninteresting/


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


NateDadamss

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idontknow1369

r/subsikindoffellfor


fivepython

r/subsithoughtifellforafternotfallingfortheothersubs


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r/helpithinkifellforward


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godofwarqp

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Upbeat_Mission23

Good bot


NooneInparticularYo

We should make it a real sub


Later_358

No, it’s real.


HEX_HEXAGON

It’s subs I Thought I fell for not atually


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtididntfallfor


gophersrqt

looks like a man's fridge tbh


octopus6942069

Disturbing


bubbleboat0010

Thus word captures all of it


penis_fucker

minor spelling mistake, time to laugh at you laughs epically thanks everyone for coming to this laugh session


tinyangryalien420

the mask is my favourite snack


andrealessi

I try not to judge people but only a serial killer would have a fridge that looks like that.


ScrumptiousLadMeat

Serial killers probably have more in their fridge than this.


IntentionPowerful785

Bodies?


MageSfae

That is their freezer


ronja-666

for me personally, freezing ruins the texture of the meat...


MageSfae

When qualities low as it is lately anyway you have to compromise for the shelf life for when there is an appetite for it at all.


archer4364

Nah just the heads


FrogsEatingSoup

They caugh Jeffrey Dahmer finally because a cop opened his fridge and there was a head in there


[deleted]

Why is there a fucking mask in there


CanlexGaming

Chilled mask for bearded people. It gets hot


Glass_Windows

r/mildlyinfuriating


littlemuffinsparkles

There it is


porterramses

Sooooo…..he doesn’t have a garbage can. Got it. 🙄😋


LemonPepperMints

red flag


RandomStoner007

Absolutely this is a man child's fridge. Dude will most likely be brutal to live with. If, this is real of course.


Simiram

100% agree. It may not even have anything to do with his personality, I’m sure OP is with him for a reason, but this person cannot take care of himself and doesn’t care about his surroundings. He might be the nicest guy in the world, but this is a shining sign that he’s going to be impossible to live with unless OP is okay with it.


-togs

Reddit users psychoanalyzing someone they haven't even seen from a picture of their fridge: 🤓


KielbasaTime

Found the dude with empty plates in his fridge


BarbedWTNut

Man what 🗿


Me_how5678

Average r/relationship_advice thread


BarbedWTNut

Apparently, got all that from a photo of a fridge 🗿


Peenutbuttjellytime

I dunno. The fridge looks clean, cleaner than many fridges I know. It's not cluttered with anything unnecessary or rotting. I think you are being pretty harsh.


SeaworthinessOk6814

Uh...The entire contents could be described as "unnecessary and/or rotting"


[deleted]

Excuse me? There is no actual food in there, first of all. Everything is an open, dirty dish. Zero coverings, barely any food on the dishes, and trash and masks. If you think that is anything other than someone unable to cook and clean for themselves you need to make sure youre not doing the same thing


Weisdog

I count 6 things with a covering, if you count the cup with the plate on it as covered


Peenutbuttjellytime

... you're not wrong


Ibex_Gundyr

Jesus did someone who didn’t keep a well stocked fridge hurt you? Talk about projecting.


7alligator7

Crawl back to that weird female advice sub that hate men


KekromancerSG

I am a manchild and my fridge is full, clean and organized. But please, continue to judge the entirety of a person's being based off a single picture of their fridge


RandomStoner007

Ooft someone's taking things a little too seriously. Congrats on being a manchild. I'm sure your spouse loves wiping your ass in addition to filling the fridge for you.


KekromancerSG

"Someone's taking this a little too seriously" **he says, as he hurls insults left and right**


RandomStoner007

I was nice enough to say congrats on the manchild life. Not a lot of people would put up with that, glad you found someone who will.


KekromancerSG

Can I ask why you resort to personal insults almost immediately? Is it a defensive mechanism? Genuinely curious


RandomStoner007

On this specific topic I'm a little sensitive, yes. I'm very sick and tired of the useless/helpless/moronic male partner stereotype that continually seems to be perpetuated through various forms. The more people that are exposed to it, it seems the more who think it's ok, or 'thats just the way it is'. Each person in a relationship should strive to be an equal partner as much as possible. So, it puzzles me when people say, or I guess imply, they're proud to be a manchild. Why would you publicly announce you're helpless? Unless, manchild means something different to you, ie. liking or having hobbies that some would deem childish. In which case, you may want to choose a different term, and continue like what you like. (That's not sarcasm please enjoy your hobbies)


bloodraged189

Based olive branch


AedonMM

Aww poor thing


Coveted_AF

I didn’t see one in the fridge.


addicuss

Take a look at the post history of the people giving you shit below for your take. Its funny, at least like 3/4 of them are definitely teenagers according to their previous posts. Kiddos I get it, you've never had to stock a fridge in your life so you don't realize how much it says about you. Your parents probably cook your meals and if you've been on your own at all it's probably been in a setting where you've had access to a cafeteria. Ask your parents to teach you to cook. Trust me. Everyone, man or woman, should be able to cook for themselves and others. You don't have to be Gordon Ramsay but you should be able to at least cook a few simple recipes. Even if this person just has the means to eat out daily and doesn't have the time for meal prep (unlikely) do they not have friends, family, guests coming over? And then there's the fact the girlfriend is over... Did she drop in unexpectedly for the first time ever? Stock some drinks, snacks, like literally anything edible to make your gf and potential guests mildly comfortable. At the very least this shows a lack of consideration for your guests, or that you never have guests over ever. About the only reasonable explanation is this is a second home he doesn't spend time in (doubtful), or they are moving or otherwise cleaning out the fridge. It doesn't mean op's boyfriend is bad, especially if they're young. Everyone has to learn somewhere and sometimes parents don't teach their kids basic lifeskills. but op should be aware they'll have to teach their boyfriend a few life skills, or just be ok of taking care of someone. The older ops boyfriend is, the more of an uphill battle teaching that person will be.


culturestalker

Also take a look at the other comments, most seem to be of the same opinion. We don't know what's going on in OPs boyfriends life, could very well be going through something or just moved in or whatever, who knows, but if this is standard that's not good.


crazyloomis

I’ll pass on that covid sandwich, thanks for asking though


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

No no. This is very interesting. So many questions.


asianchopsticks__

OP needs to explain what is going on with this fridge. The more I look, the stranger it gets


GreenSaladPoop

why did you show me this 😞


polish_filipino

How can something look so clean yet so dirty at the same time?


personofinterest18

This is too interesting for this sub


DrunkenErmac012

r/Neckbeardnests but for fridges


Illustrious_War6752

noooooooooooo you put dirty dishes in the sink not the fridge. also why is the only thing you guys own is soup broth. do you at least have bread or something? unacceptable


[deleted]

I’m not even gonna ask about the mask but what’s up with all the empty plates?


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Thank you


My41stThrowaway

/r/malelivingspace


Cyanide-Kid

you're right a dirty lookin fridge would definitely be a perfect living space for me


[deleted]

Is your boyfriend going through something?


Babyrabbitheart

The fridge of A. a psychopath Or B. just a really depressed bruh


Realityvoidx

Listen lady, take it from a man. This is a certified psycho. Run like hell.


User_Advice_please

Dawg it's just a picture of a fridge


tygofive

redditors when someone does things differently (it's a huge red flag)


ilikequiche

This is just sad


bootsandhoos

Do you save open beers for tomorrow?


atari-jello

How does the.. wtf


TaterTotsOnToast

Run


production-values

this is concerning


The_Vigilante20

Too interesting. I find myself captivated, and I simply cannot have that.


NakiCam

This is mildly infuriating..


lucidpopsicle

If that plate is corelle it uses lead paint and he's slowly being poisoned, maybe that's why he lives like a 12 year old


DingIe-DangIes

You either have low standards, low self-steem or are incredebly stupid


TylerTheTurquoise

Tell him to clean that fridge it's so sad


TerryWaters

What the fuck.


kacedawg12

Looks vegetarian


6iix9ineJr

Why put things like dirty dishes and masks in a fridge? What’s the plan there


jh5992

What the hell man... Have some self respect..


kimi_shimmy

This is actually intriguing….WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!


flingkong24

who puts a mask in the fridge


hiugvvxfhvfh

I bet that’s his only fork


Mister__Fister_

The fuck


chumbawumbaonabitch

Does he put the dirty dishes in the fridge instead of the sink so they don’t smell?


ConsiderationNo9042

What's that jug of mystery juice


Juggalo702

Their hopes and dreams.


Megaramiro

I've had that same plate for well over 15 years... Quality product right there I tell you. Edit: The white one.


Comfortable-Ad-1923

Top shelf: Chipotle and leftover tacos, mostly cilantro and cebolla Middle shelf: Beans, pomegranate, tortillas and soup. Lower shelf: Agua fresca, could be mango or guava, the plate he used for the Chile en Nogada.


Mokinke

A es de amigo. 😏


[deleted]

Struggle


ShinyAndDeadly

Divorce


theresfireinhereyes

I'm not sure what I'm more salty about. The sheer amount of uncovered plates or the damn mask.


Funnybunny99999

Where’s the milk? Oj? Normal fridge stuff?


Diane_Enthusiast

Disgusting


mywifeh8sme

This is kind of interesting. Sorry.


Noveleiro

why mask


ctwheels

Is he at war with the plastic wrap?


Persist3ntOwl

I'm upset.


[deleted]

What the *fuck*


Diligent-Tomato-6288

You mean EX boyfriend, right?


Either-Mastodon-670

That’s not a fridge that’s a super villain science experiment.


LoyalTestSubject_

Why’s it so empty ;-;


DuckStep43

You might wanna tell him that's not the dishwasher..


burymeindogs

Ex boyfriend


MugCookie

Girl run, don’t waste your time


Dodge_LetsGo

r/mildlyinfuriating


[deleted]

Find a new boyfriend.


wonderfoot

I don’t like this fridge.


ValuableTitle1934

divorce


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

I hope he’s really good looking because that fridge is a huge red flag.


LudwigMachine

That's one sad refrigerator


Slime_lich

Who leaves dirty dishes in their fridge? Is this normal?


squanchy456

I used to have those l same plates


thetjmorton

Looks like someone has confused the fridge and dishwasher.


berryshortcakekitten

His fridge is grossing me out


Raymundito

This is borderline sociopathic fridge, I’d be afraid


Mr-Nonchalant

So when are you guys digging into that mask?


Morgen019

Maybe find a cooking class that you both can take as a unique date night.


NightFox006

Your boyfriend is no bueno.


Skank_wrangler

Strong serial killer vibes.


hibiscusflobackup

Thought I was on mildly infuriating


fatfuccingtendies

OPEN THE SOUR CREAM


[deleted]

This is the fridge of someone who has never made food for themselves or has given up trying to. Very sad. Also disgusting.


MSnap

I’m upset.


DaHotFuzz

It doesn't get much worse than this. I'd be afraid to see his bedroom.


BidensToenails

As a man, I can confirm that this is a man's fridge.


seems_legit56

What in tar nation is goin on. This is definitely interesting


aytonlamers

Quite the contrary, this is VERY interesting...


resperpre

That mask made me think about how tired he might be to just leave it there and thus I deem this post too interesting for me.


lonely_funny_guy

Yeh yeh yeh.. Masks blah blah. Sure. But why's there empty unclean plates in there? Is that a normal thing you'd find in a fridge?idk.im not a fridgologist


Cardboardopinions

He’s looking to marry a ‘mother type’. Be warned.


Fit-Piano-735

at least the fridge is clean


MistarGrimm

Aside from the dirty plates you mean. There's nothing in there to get it dirty in the first place. I don't know how to feel about any of this, but it's disturbing.


Icy-Membership3820

Bro this is some back rooms shit hell no💀


fox_hunter12

Yo this man be living the life I live


Brilliant_Floor_3991

What's the issue???


NoPainsNoGainzz

I feel for your bf. I had a 3 qt dish I used for enchiladas sitting in my fridge for 3 weeks because I didn’t want to wash it. As long as it’s in there it doesn’t stink up the rest of the apartment (too much). My boyfriend ended up washing it for me a few days ago.


Joebear939

Where's the beer?!


XxxxGamez

Looks fully stocked to me


Numerous_Raccoon_677

Very clean. Cleaner than mine.


KillHipstersWithFire

.... wheres the beer


[deleted]

At least its clean.


Mafiodaproducer

If you like it, I love it… 🤷🏾‍♂️


merideanjet

Looks perfectly normal to me.


bdbdbokbuck

Buy that man some plastic containers!


BabyItzCodyOutside

Shaaaade


Minimum_Aioli_8689

Asian?


Brilliant-Ad8862

His fridge; his choice...lol


CrispyOrcishDelights

Good he has you now ..:) Nothing might change, but we get to see and comment on his fridge :))