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GeneralPigface

Are those Japanese peeps because those are not at all what they look like in the US


Diane_Enthusiast

The packaging said “peepmallows” So I really thought they were peeps… I got finessed


GeneralPigface

Yeah, seeing as you were greatly disappointed, try the American ones. They're not that good but those look terrible. I still like the American ones because what's not to like about marshmallow and sugar? Those just don't look good. Try the American ones, they're probably better.


Diane_Enthusiast

Yeah I’m gonna order them on Amazon this time :/


AileenKitten

Please do, that peep looks terrifying. The real ones usually just have two tiny dots of chocolate for the eyes (it will still taste like plastic but they're so tiny I never notice). Good peeps are very soft, fluffy marshmallow with a solid coat of yellow colored sugar that can and will get everywhere. And they taste like marshmallow, not cotton candy (unless you get weird flavored ones but I don't like those) They are my favorite things in the entire world and I will eat an entire package if I let myself xD They are insanely sweet (its just fluffy sugar coated in more sugar), sticky, and will make you kinda sick if you eat more than like 3. It's definitely not an everyday snack or anything, I usually just pick up one package in April and I'm good for the year after that xD The pink bunny peeps are also pretty good.


Diane_Enthusiast

Omg the pink bunny ones looks really appealing when I saw them on an asmr video lmao. Since then I’ve wanted to eat peeps marshmallow cause they look really good. I will order the real one this time!!!!!🤞🏻


BakedTaterTits

They're also better than regular marshmallows for smores


LovingWife82

Oh my god, I LOVE Peeps!!!!! When I was in high school, the pharmacy/ drug store (that was in the same shipping center that I worked at) would sell their Peeps for like 20 cents the day after Easter. I'd buy like 100 boxes, keep them in my top dresser drawer & eat them everyday... they probably lasted 2 months at the most!! Less when my big sister stole my stash!!


MintChucclatechip

A fun peep activity is to put one in the microwave and watch it expand


Zatchillac

Unless you just really like dense marshmallows and sugar, save your money and get something good


Diane_Enthusiast

Wait is this even peeps


WarrenMockles

It looks vaguely peep like, but I've never seen one in that shape. Might be off brand peep. Maybe the real one doesn't taste like a cotton candy cockroach.


Pangolin__Pete

It’s Piips


Diane_Enthusiast

It’s PISSps 😔


[deleted]

OK, you win.


No-Quarter-3032

##LMAO!


Accurate_Koala_4698

More of a Gleep than a Peep


GrandmaSlappy

No that is not a peep


theofrois

I think that's a pipis


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Diane_Enthusiast

My disappointment is immeasurable.


[deleted]

>My disappointment is immeasurable. I LOVE peeps. They're just marshmellows with confectionary sugar coating on top. If you don't like Marshmellows, they may not be right for you. My only mild complaint is they could tone it down on the sugar coating sometimes.


Diane_Enthusiast

I DO LOVE MARSHMALLOWS but these ones were just BLEH! They had a gummy bear like texture so they were really hard to chew. I will order the right peeps next time :,)


yami-tk

Were they spoiled? They're supposed to taste like marshmallows


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I low key let them sit out for a night to mildly spoil, get a little crunchy


Jeggu2

The word you want is "stale". I hope you aren't eating spoiled peeps


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Lol that's the word


Waefuu

get out. 👉🏼🚪


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Just try it and you'll thank me later


Jrlopez1027

Gonna sacrifice 1 peep to try it and eat the rest because my brain doesnt want to risk me not liking it and not getting to enjoy the yummi soft sugar ducks


ded_muffinn

You're currently not sacrificing 1 peep, you're sacrificing 1 life.


yami-tk

💀 wtf


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Don't hate us cuz you anus


Jorgentorgen

Time to leave chips out for a day so they get soggy


SphinxGames

I personally dip my chips in a cup of green tea.


Yoyochillout

I like to dip my pizza crust in coke


someoneperson

100% the best way. They get this interesting chew to them and don't really get the normal 'stale' flavour most other things get.


Dr_Darkroom

You just brought back unlocked memories from the early nineties having one of my first few Easters. Opening the peeps having one, then coming back to find they developed a shell LOL


FlawHolic

I relate to that. Some cookies and other snacks I like better if they are stale. But I'm gross anyways. I'll still drink the leftover tea from yesterday from my mug on my desk, lol.


Diane_Enthusiast

They weren’t but they tasted really weird.


rythmicbread

Bro peeps do not taste like good marshmallows. They have a slightly gummier texture, maybe from the sugar?


chronicallyillsyl

Agreed. I have a huge sweet tooth and usually love different candy but Peeps is way to sugary and has a weird chemical aftertaste. I feel like it shouldn't even be marketed as a marshmallow when the texture and taste is so different.


Lady_Litreeo

Those were definitely stale. They’re supposed to be soft and airy; you can put a finger through a fresh Peep without much effort. Putting pressure on them through the package should make them squish and bounce back into shape, not crack and fold. I was given some old package by a housemate one time and it sucked. Just rubbery, hard, nasty marshmallow bricks. Edit: If they’re not too far gone, I’ve found that cooking them over a fire like you would camping helps rejuvenate stale ones, plus you get a molten, crackly sugar coat on a hot, puffed up marshmallow.


No-Comfort-6808

Bleh i hate peeps! Idk why it's so popular for Easter i like the chocolate eggs better


jnemesh

They are used mainly for decoration...while ostensibly edible, they are probably the WORST confection ever invented.


FireProps

Have you tried Necco Wafers though…


_-v0x-_

Am I the only weirdo that likes Necco wafers lmao


jnemesh

Yes, yes you are. Now hang your head in shame! :)


narfboop

There are a few more of us out there!


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ZsaFreigh

You can lol https://www.amazon.ca/Necco-Wafers-Chocolate-2-02-Ounce-Packages/dp/B003WEHU8G


FireProps

Buy some and try offering a few to people throughout the day. Lol


AI-Dungeon-Drawer

Japanese marshmallows are definitely superior to North American ones. I’m Canadian so we get a lot of American candy over here and it’s almost like American candy makers only care about how much sugar and colour they can pack into something, not about actual flavor


FireProps

Peeps. The only food that tastes more like itself the further and longer it had to travel to make it to you…


DudewithCoolusername

I fucking hate marshmallows


szabri

This will sound nuts but set them out for a while and try them again when they're stale. Good texture 👌


Diane_Enthusiast

:( I gave the rest to my siblings


jnemesh

I feel bad for them...


mrduncansir42

And my day is ruined.


Upbeat_Intention9032

Indomie? 😯


Diane_Enthusiast

Yassss I can’t wait to try them!!!


WakeAndVape

When you make Indomie, you mix all your seasonings into a bowl. I like to add more--I usually add powdered garlic, powdered ginger, and powdered cayenne or ghost pepper as well (I like it spicy). As well as add a splash of sesame oil, and if you want a calorie (and texture) boost another splash of a healthy oil like olive oil. Fry an egg to put on top. Keep that yolk liquid. Sprinkle liberally with sesame seeds or your favorite furikake! And always add some green onion/chive


n9netailz

This... is not a peep


Pineapples_29

It’s a cluck


EmperorJake

I finally get why they're called peeps


polegurl

Peeps aside, the noodles on your counter are the best instant noodles 🍜


Diane_Enthusiast

I’m excited!


ErwinAckerman

They are. The mie goreng one is to die for


PhilosopherNew4788

Finally people who recognize that these are the best noodles


the_hole_pigeon

they been so popular here(saudi) for so long that people call all noodles indomie. we might not have humen rights laws, but at least we got taste.


Kirai_teno

I'm American, peeps aren't the best thing here, also how's Japanese candy?


Diane_Enthusiast

They’re very good! I have a lot of favorite Japanese snacks :,)


Kirai_teno

I see I see, I should probably look for some and try it, do you have any recommendations


Diane_Enthusiast

If you like nuts and chocolate, macadamia is really really good the macadamia is very nutty and creamy and the chocolate’s sweetness is just right. Fujiya home pie is also good. It taste like sugar rusk but instead of a hard bread it’s crispy pie crust. And for something savory calbee kataage black pepper chips is really really good. Actually all of calbees products are Amazing! I highly recommend


Kirai_teno

Ok, I'll look for those


Alainadoeslife

I thought this was in r/stardewvalley at first. if you know, you know


Diane_Enthusiast

AHHHHHHHHH I SEE ITTTTT


WarrenMockles

On a scale of Yuck to Meh, how do you rate it?


Diane_Enthusiast

The eyes and the beak and the dangly hair parts are chocolate but it taste like plastic. The body part is very very chewy and it taste like cockroach with a hint of cotton candy. (Don’t ask me why ik what cockroach taste like)😔


WarrenMockles

Well I can't *not* ask. How do you know what cockroach tastes like?


Diane_Enthusiast

😔 Well so when I was like 10 years old I made hot chocolate but I couldn’t finish it all. Sooo I left it in the fridge so I can just finish it for tomorrow morning. Morning comes. I grab the mug from the fridge. Well we know that milk chocolate is brown right. Right?. Right??? While i was taking a sip I noticed smth poke my lips. Yep u guessed it. THERE WAS A FUCKING DEAD COCKROACH IN MY FUCKING HOT CHOCOLATE WELL NOT HOT BUT COLD CHOCOLATE. MIND YOU COCKROACHES IN THE PHILIPPINES ARE HELLA FUCKING BIG. I tried to puke everything out but man that scarred me so now ik what cockroaches taste like. They taste what they smell like if you’ve smelled a cockroach before.


WarrenMockles

I have, and I feel a little sick thinking about it. Real peeps taste nothing like cockroaches smell to me. I mean, they aren't great by any means, but that's just disgusting. Thanks for sharing your trauma!


Diane_Enthusiast

:,) Man


MemersHyper

Why are you Japanese?


Plutonian_Dive

There are "Never ask a woman X" a "Never ask a man Y" and this is the never ask an Asian person that.


MemersHyper

r/notinteresting


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Pangolin__Pete

u/Diane_Enthusiast you should’ve called me earlier. I could’ve told you to eat a couple 3-month old marshmallows and wash it down with 10ml of your most average sugar sprinkles.


KelbyGInsall

They suck, right?


BlindFollowBah

Hate peeps but love indo-me


LovelockMike

Peeps are good in the week of Easter, the bunny shaped ones. A pack of 5 or 6 is plenty for me....


endlessapologies

this is very interesting. i hope someday there's a peep made just to your taste


meatwadpen

The thought of peeps send me into a fit of dry heaving.


FireProps

アメリカのまずい食べ物から、ごめんなさい🙇‍♀️


Diane_Enthusiast

全然全然!laysは大好物ですよ〜


Stanowu

美味しいいましたか


Diane_Enthusiast

不味かったですね。。。


0PaulPaulson0

Gross right?


doodve

Yeah, japanese. Right. I know you're brazilian, I see that nescau


Diane_Enthusiast

Haha i love nescau !!!


ExtraPancakes

How disappointed were you?


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

Let them sit out over night, just trust me. Slightly stale peeps are delicious!


Fantastic_Pirate_857

Disappointed?


clema9

personally, i find them *fowl*


ChilleeMonkee

Side note, those Mi Goreng noodles go so hard


Dolfinn1246

You've been had, those are phony peeps and they cannot compare to the sugary chicken shaped delight of a real peep.


Savings_Ad352

I wish I could have stopped you in time.


[deleted]

I lost my first tooth trying to eat a peep.


Diane_Enthusiast

Are they rlly that tough to chew :0


[deleted]

They're not supposed to be. i just refused to let anyone pull my tooth out and i ended up biting into a peep and it fell out because my tooth was so loose. I personally think they taste terrible because of they food coloring dye they use, but i think most peeps are just stale which makes them more chewy and taste worse than they're supposed to be.


MrPuddinJones

Those things are so gross. I'm sorry if you had high hopes for them


Dr_Darkroom

I feel so bad for you 😞 We have candy corn flavored peeps in the states if that makes you feel any better LOL


[deleted]

I’m sorry you have to eat Western products, praying for your arteries 🙏


Recycled_Human_Flesh

These things are vile.


idontknow1369

i've never had a peep. judging from the comments i'm not missing out tho


Diane_Enthusiast

I thought they were gonna be good af from all the mukbang I’ve watched


Uniqueusername360

[Peep](https://youtu.be/tsObUzofLeQ)


muklan

If ya got another one you aren't planning to eat, put that bastard in the microwave(on a plate. You'll want a plate.) And watch what happens. Shouldn't need more than 10 seconds.


Toodswiger

Your peeps are sexier than ours in the USA. Also an unpopular opinion: peeps are delicious.


Diane_Enthusiast

SEXCIER LMFAOOOO


mrduncansir42

Finally get to see a Japanese Redditor who gets to try peeps. (I’m American)


Diane_Enthusiast

I’m not lie I’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight


vigilantcomicpenguin

Me too, I'm so disinterested in what happens next!


StrongIslandPiper

That peep looks like he's asking for a quick death


Diane_Enthusiast

LMFAO “just end it”


Independent-Owl478

They're not sold where I live, but based on your pic, I can already feel the tooth decay


jnemesh

Instant regret...


MePanAndAMan420

To much food coloring don't eat the brand name cereal in the USA its better tasting and healthy in Canada just some facts for you day


TheMostBoring

He’s hideous :D


Tyris727

ご武運を祈ります。 不味いよ。悲しむよ。泣くよ。


Diane_Enthusiast

大丈夫ですよ!!笑笑


bamboo-lemur

This belongs on mildly interesting. I guess if I can repost things here from /r/interestingasfuck and still get upvotes I can’t complain when stuff like this gets upvoted.


Plutonian_Dive

Nescau? Never thought the brand existed outside of Brazil.


Diane_Enthusiast

There are stores here that sells products from different countries!


CatGymnastics

Tf is on its head?


Diane_Enthusiast

[ apparently it’s called a comb! ](https://poultry.extension.org/glossary/comb/)


Hefty-Stranger69

You have not missed anything! Don’t do it!


cat_on_my_keybord

end his misery


Chaz_Cheeto

My neighbor works at the factory and he’s gracious enough to sometimes leave a box or two of Mike and Ike’s , or Hot Tamales by our door. I once asked him what he personally thought of peeps and he is “shocked” people actually eat them.


GenericUsername5159

What is a peeps? (I'm European)


ThatB-is-dead-B

No no, this is interesting, why does that peep look like that? What happen to it!


Diane_Enthusiast

It’s a fraud peep :/


KommandantKampf

Wow that peep needs to see a doctor poor guys seen better days


Awkward_Rock_5875

Now you know what disappointment tastes like. Warn your friends.


Significant-Funny-14

You are about to experience true disappointment


DuckStep43

Sorry, you probably know already, but "those are not the peeps you are looking for".


Zoranik

Idk why but I found it cute


[deleted]

I had a bag of candy corn with me when we went to Japan a few years ago. Our American translator (there three years without candy corn) went nuts when I gave her the a bunch. Our Japanese friend wanted to try it. I have never seen that face before. Like I gave him the most vile thing known to man. He couldn't ever swallow it. He opened his mouth and scraped it off his tongue with his hand. I imagine your Peeps experience was similar.


[deleted]

Best thing to do with the rest of the package is put two of them in the microwave, facing each other. Stick a toothpick into both of them so that they nearly touch. Turn on microwave and watch them joust!


Methionylth

For a second I thought you put some sort of hot sauce on top and I was about to ask what the hell is wrong with you, but I realized it’s just cutely decorated so you get to live this time lol


Sailorm0on27

I’ve never seen one so detailed lmao


Zatchillac

I eat maybe one Peep every 4 or 5 years just to remind me of how much I don't like them I'd rather jam a handful of pure sugar in my mouth


bobjonvon

Indomei is so good.


Soraryn

That's interesting, didn't know Japanese like indomie


Bigger_Moist

I'm sorry


justaguy77676

I have no idea what that think is, playdough?


Ok-Gur-6602

Use them for s'mores, I hear they're better that way.


[deleted]

whats peeps


[deleted]

As an American who ate these as a kid I just want to say sorry.


Kobi_Baby

I have never had peeps. They always looked so nice and sweet. (I'm from the moon)


Negative-Peanut7651

Interesting


PackagingMSU

Haha you gotta get the old school ones they were better than the BS in the packs now a days


SouthernAnybody7116

why did they make it a rooster


Mcmadhatter52085

I ain’t never seen a peep so deformed looking- Ig at least it matches the taste though😂😭


AlaskanSamsquanch

Nice, now put one in the microwave.


CronoT80

*looks at photo, gets Ice Cream Truck melting SpongeBob face flashbacks* Yeah, I'm done...


Crescent-IV

Never heard of em


PBJMan_

my condolences


RehabReload269

Ask for a refund


TheRealBabyThoth

Mi goreng noodles are elite!


C_Cool_Guy

Even being born in the us, i have yet to eat peeps


JennyBlocks

These look rly cool in comparison to what im used to! I'm sad they were a disappointment for you! Better luck next time :)


TheMultiTuber

I am not Japanese


Zealous_Racer

Love the Indomie in the background.


Prestigious-Drop-167

They are awful


bigtonybruiser

Nescau w


withfishes

How bad do you feel after this?


AlexeiNR

Still haven’t eaten them and i’m american


Rachelcookie123

What do they taste like? I’ve also always wanted to try them, I’m British. The different flavours intrigue me.


Susturkey

Youll either hate it or love it lol I have a hard time finding an in-between


TaiyoFurea

Please, teach me your language.


Opposite_Nectarine12

Were you disappointed when you realized it’s just a wet marshmallow dipped in sugar?


SmallRedBird

Downvoted, too interesting.


krygier511

Dirt tastes better


Maximum-Pause-6914

I'm sorry


HadesTheHunter

Fuck the peeps, open up those two packets of Indomie and let's feast!


RandyBRandleman

Your supposed to trade this for Biggorons sword


Diane_Enthusiast

:/ mhm yeah that’s it’s making that face


inkcolors

Don’t get your hopes up.


NitroAssassin524

Enjoy!


Top_Dust_6064

im sorry for your loss


[deleted]

Welcome to diabeetus fren


richer2003

Don’t expect much. They kinda suck.


SirRumpleForeskin

ヤスダ牛乳を飲んで不味い味を消しましょう